Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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if 5E-5f'M37EK if ,if+..fif...i- f' . 34: I my VJ? puff? 'v,,f'? ROOMMATES Pan-Say, Beal, can I borrow your pen? Beal-Sure thing! Pan-Got any writing paper I can use? Beal-Reckon so. Pan-Going to the post office on your way out? Beal-Uh-huh. Pan-Wait a minute while I finish this letter, will you? Beal-All right. Pan-Want to lend me a stamp? Beal-Yeh. Pan-Much obliged. Say, what's your girl's address? Mother: I think it's a shame you are always at the bottom of the class. Chick F.: You don't need to worry any more, Mother. They teach the same things at both ends. The study of the ocult sciences in- terests me very much, remarked a guest for dinner at Hibbs Hall. I love to explore the dark depths of the mysterious, to delve into the regions of the unknown, to fathom the un- fathomable, as it were, and to- May I help you to some of the hash, Professor?l' asked Mother Ge- latt. A girl-a dance-a jealous friend, A stolen car-a plan to end The love affair-a kidnaped girl- The hero's head is in a whirl. A gun-a cab-a frenzied chase- A shot-a scream-a low-down placeg A cop-a fight-the villain dead- The boy-the girl-now go to the one at the Empress. Girls are prettier than men. Naturally. No-artificially. 1-L -m, vi. an-. fa.. vm af-N. -. ge , rg W 3,1 A lu I vt, X. s nw- ', -'inf-sr-4 s .nj aw Q5 .1

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is is 63: 5? is fl? G ff' fi. Q Sr 42: +55 Sf OUTCLASSED Fond Uncle-Do you like riding on my knee very much? Niece-Oh, no. I have ridden a real donkey! Knox fCalling up Uhlsl-This is Western Union. Can you tell me what time it is ? Uhls-Yes, just a minute, till I get my watch. - Kokrda-Do you have any course at 9:00 that would be interesting for me to take? Helen-Yes, Phys Ed! Kenneth-Would you rather take a walk or be kissed? Bernice-You know I have a sore foot, and am not supposed to Walk. fThe Poetjz His lips were ashes, Her lips were ashes, Ashes to ashes- Bliss. fThe Realistjz Bunk! Editor-This seems like a pretty good poem, but why do you put Ex- celsior at the end of every verse? Henry Wadsworth Longfellow-Oh, that's just padding! Winifred went to California last summer, but reports a stupid vaca- tion. She was rescued from drowning three times - once by a porter, once by a champion woman swimmer, and once by a married man on his honey- moon. Ho, hum. Love's labors lost. v xe.,-.. ft? we is if in F3 ii? 32 Fi fi? '23 5349 i 49. ..,.. fa lf? K. Tri+? I fi? 4 x 5 I is ,Q v 5-Q