Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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Wayne Wells says a man came into his office to advertise for a lost dog, and that such was the Wonderful power of Vo- lante advertising that the dog walked into the office while the man was writing out the adver- tisement. Pedestrian: Are you still look- ing for an honest man? Diogenes: No sir, I am search-' ing for a parking space. Meserve: Modern science will produce miracles. The time will come when you'll carry all the fertilizer necessary for an acre of ground in one vest pocket. The Dean: Ha! Hal and the crop in the other. Harry: Did you make these biscuits ? Gladys: Yes Harry: Please do not do it any more. Gladys: Why not? Harry: Because, you are too light for such heavy work. Alicata: The young people are becoming better. Krula: How do you know ? Alicata: It says in the Bible that Job cursed the day he was born.

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:::Q:::::::::::::::::QQ::anQoQ:::::Qa-e:::::::::::Q::::::: THE CHICAGO LUMBER CO. LUMRER AND COAL JOHN DOHRN, Manager ALL COAL SOLD FOR CASH ONLY ::00:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Mrs. Rush was giving the girls a setting up drill. Now all lie down on your backs, and put your legs up in the air, moving them up and down as you do when you ride a bicycle. fAfter a short effort one of the girls stoppedj Why have you stopped, Dora? Dora: I'm coasting. The little Rice boys rushed into the living room where the min- ister was calling and started to tell their mother their adventure. We just killed a rat. William hit him with a club, we jumped on him and stamped him until -he looked up and saw the min- ister -until God called him home. Guy McCutcheon: Why do you call your car Paul Revere? Vernal Norine: Because of the midnight rides. Surgeon X-Ray and Internal Medicine DRS. MCGRATH 8a WOODRUFF Phone 860 Grand Island, Nebr. lst Nat'l Bank Bldg. DR. W. D. MCGRATH DR. J. E. GELOW Medicine-Diagnosis Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat LINDERMAN BROS. E Better Shoe Repairing DONE AT THE BUS LINE SHOE SHOP SERVICE STATION Gasoline and Oils WHERE THE BUS sToPs 308 North Pine Second Hlld Walnut GRAND ISLAND - NEBRASKA