Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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Wayne Wells says a man came into his office to advertise for a lost dog, and that such was the Wonderful power of Vo- lante advertising that the dog walked into the office while the man was writing out the adver- tisement. Pedestrian: Are you still look- ing for an honest man? Diogenes: No sir, I am search-' ing for a parking space. Meserve: Modern science will produce miracles. The time will come when you'll carry all the fertilizer necessary for an acre of ground in one vest pocket. The Dean: Ha! Hal and the crop in the other. Harry: Did you make these biscuits ? Gladys: Yes Harry: Please do not do it any more. Gladys: Why not? Harry: Because, you are too light for such heavy work. Alicata: The young people are becoming better. Krula: How do you know ? Alicata: It says in the Bible that Job cursed the day he was born.

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The high-born dame was breaking in a new footman - stupid but honest. In her brougham, about to make a round of visits, she found she had forgotten her bits of pasteboard. So she sent the man back with orders to bring some of her cards that were on the mantlepiece in her boudoir, and put them in his pocket. At different houses, she told the footman to hand in one, and sometimes a couple, until at last she told James to leave three at one house. Can't do it, mum. How's that? Only got two left-the ace of spades and the seven of clubs! Appropriate Menu For a Young' Man in Love Turtle Soup Fried Mush and Honey Baked Lobster, Fancy Dressing Roast Duck Pressed Deer Wilted Lettuce Sweet Potatoes Lady Fingers Love Apples Candy Kisses Pop Dad, give me some money for an evening dress! Where is the one you had ? Donna: A moth has eaten it! Q Q 1 ,YK be 11 ,. 57 F1 - -4 ' Diff K . li i . -,N ,K U , Q. K. hx N., .fe . . J Ziff?-f : l f ' 4' 'fs qs - , 'fu . ,., H.. 'YQ A . Q' X 1.5 as , 9 SC 4? 'i 5 'l '4'f-Q 4 Qi Wins. 1 'r is P 'L 'r .. iw 2-' i W ' lf 4 ' ' l 2 fl-f Qfigylj l : Sasha' K

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