Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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Minister: Do you know where little boys go who fish on Sun- day ? Tommy Rice: Sure, follow me and I'll show you the Way. Roy Root Con basketball tripj : Can I get a room for three '? Clerk: Have you a reserva- tion? Roy: Do I look like an Indian? Dean F.: We are serving tea this morning as the coffee is quite exhausted. Pearl S.: 'Tm not at all sur- prised, it's been in a Weak con- dition for some time. Miss Dickerinan: Do you spell this word ier and ph ? Brilliant Buck: Just spell it like you would cucumber, the 'p' is silent. Boy: What is a niche in a church ? Other boyg An itch in a church is just the same as any other itch, only it is harder to scratch.

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Edna O.: The hotel clerk was so flattering. Erma V.: Why ? Edna O.: Think of it - he wrote suite 16 after my name on the register. - Patron: I bought a steak he1'e yesterday, I believe. Waiter: Will you have the same today? ' Patron: I might as well, if no one else is using it. Louie U.: Stop that man, of- ficer. He tried to kiss me. Cop: That's alright, Miss. There'll be another along in a minute. Hilda B.: What are you think- ing ? Donald H.: Just what you are thinking about. Hilda: If you do I'll scream! .i.,,1.1.l.-i. Julia: Is my hat on straight? L. G.: Quite straight. Now hurry, We're late already. Julia: I shall have to go back then, this kind of hat is never Worn straight.

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The high-born dame was breaking in a new footman - stupid but honest. In her brougham, about to make a round of visits, she found she had forgotten her bits of pasteboard. So she sent the man back with orders to bring some of her cards that were on the mantlepiece in her boudoir, and put them in his pocket. At different houses, she told the footman to hand in one, and sometimes a couple, until at last she told James to leave three at one house. Can't do it, mum. How's that? Only got two left-the ace of spades and the seven of clubs! Appropriate Menu For a Young' Man in Love Turtle Soup Fried Mush and Honey Baked Lobster, Fancy Dressing Roast Duck Pressed Deer Wilted Lettuce Sweet Potatoes Lady Fingers Love Apples Candy Kisses Pop Dad, give me some money for an evening dress! Where is the one you had ? Donna: A moth has eaten it! Q Q 1 ,YK be 11 ,. 57 F1 - -4 ' Diff K . li i . -,N ,K U , Q. K. hx N., .fe . . J Ziff?-f : l f ' 4' 'fs qs - , 'fu . ,., H.. 'YQ A . Q' X 1.5 as , 9 SC 4? 'i 5 'l '4'f-Q 4 Qi Wins. 1 'r is P 'L 'r .. iw 2-' i W ' lf 4 ' ' l 2 fl-f Qfigylj l : Sasha' K