Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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Edna O.: The hotel clerk was so flattering. Erma V.: Why ? Edna O.: Think of it - he wrote suite 16 after my name on the register. - Patron: I bought a steak he1'e yesterday, I believe. Waiter: Will you have the same today? ' Patron: I might as well, if no one else is using it. Louie U.: Stop that man, of- ficer. He tried to kiss me. Cop: That's alright, Miss. There'll be another along in a minute. Hilda B.: What are you think- ing ? Donald H.: Just what you are thinking about. Hilda: If you do I'll scream! .i.,,1.1.l.-i. Julia: Is my hat on straight? L. G.: Quite straight. Now hurry, We're late already. Julia: I shall have to go back then, this kind of hat is never Worn straight.

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A Fair Start Harold's Mother: Here's a letter from our boy at last. Dad: Has he got a job yet '? Mother: Yes, he's washing dishes in a dormitory. Dad: That's good. He told us he was going to clean up a mil- lion. Prof. Rice: You ought to be ashamed to be at the foot of your class. E. Foster: Well, it ain't my fault, the feller that's usually at the foot is in bed sick. Mrs. Lindburg: You should not reach across the table for food, you have a tongue. Robert Mac: Sure, but my arm's longer. Cunnie: What makes people lxaldheaded '? Prof. Knox: Well, why doesn't grass grow on a busy street? Cunnie: I know, it can't grow thru the concrete. Hotel Clerk: Do you wish to register '? Chester W.: Oh no, I don't want to Vote, I just want to stay all night.

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Minister: Do you know where little boys go who fish on Sun- day ? Tommy Rice: Sure, follow me and I'll show you the Way. Roy Root Con basketball tripj : Can I get a room for three '? Clerk: Have you a reserva- tion? Roy: Do I look like an Indian? Dean F.: We are serving tea this morning as the coffee is quite exhausted. Pearl S.: 'Tm not at all sur- prised, it's been in a Weak con- dition for some time. Miss Dickerinan: Do you spell this word ier and ph ? Brilliant Buck: Just spell it like you would cucumber, the 'p' is silent. Boy: What is a niche in a church ? Other boyg An itch in a church is just the same as any other itch, only it is harder to scratch.