Grand Haven Senior High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Grand Haven, MI)

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we :Lg su ts: A Junior had only been at school a week when he discovered that the draw- ing teacher had a good line, and the history teacher a lot of dates. Q93 Teacher-uWhat is the difference he- tween the North Pole and the South Pole? Pupil-L'There's a world of differ- ence. '25 Teacher- Your essay on 'Our House' is word for word the same as your brothers Pupil- Yes, rna'am, it's the same house. .32 Wliat did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?U hlWl103l,, ,USC Why does a giraffe have such a long neck? Because his head is so far from his N 10 OCILID MAnd did you know every bit of furni- ture in our home goes hack to George the Third? LGWell, welre in the same boat. Every hit of furntiure in our house goes back to Fieldls if we don't pay our install- ment by Monday? -.25 Why is a kiss like a rumor?', 'cDunno. Why?', HBecause it goes from mouth to mouthf, 65 Little drops of water Mixed in with the milk, Keep the milkman's daughter Clad in swishing silk. U5 The Sootchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist as to how many the carry-all would hold. Fower generallyf, was the answer. Likely sax, if theyire well ac body! quaintedf' +I- r1-r -- ----- - -------- i--- - '--- - '-- --ll ---------- -'-- - H Q- l L I 1 You Always Get i COLD SODAS I I from Q l l SODA FOUNTAIN S 1 I Built by THE BASTIAN BLESSING CO. GRAND HAVEN, MICHIGAN T I , T .- .,,. .., ---.- ..- ..., .- .... - .... - .... -.. --------- l.-- - ,-.x -we -it- - nu- - -mf--I -5- Q W. ,f ' 'L-if f T'lv:1'3'f :Q7,.,,-fs.,,4'g.-'f-...J ' 17 from

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