Graham High School - Echo Yearbook (St Paris, OH)

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MARY ALICE TAYLOR will be demoted to the candy counter of Murphy's Five-and Ten store instead of working in the office. ELEANOR CURRENT will be the Wor1d's Greatest Ballet Dancer. KATHLEENE BOWEN will be lady judo expert. WILLIAM HEATON will inherit an insurance business from his father-in-law. PAUL HOFFMAN will be coaching a midget basketball team. IUDY VULGAMORE will be a professional wrestler--but not in the ring--she will wrestle Russell. All we can say about RONALD MUMPER is that he will get Knicked. JUDY BORST and EASY ED SMITH will be professional square dance callers. I think everyone will agree that with aspects such as we have depicted here, the future looks bright for the class of Fifty-Eight. Autographs

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Prophecy Looking ahead some fifteen years, let us see what the crystal ball holds for these members of the class of Fifty-Eight : WILLIAM ARMSTRONG will be elected Ohio's No. l Housewife. IAMES LEE BALLARD will be one of the cast of Steve Allen's Man On the Street program. CHARLENE BOWEN will be the nation's greatest drag-racing instructor. CAROL and ROBERT BRICKER will tour the world as internationally known trapeze performers. DANNY GENTIS will be elected by the women of the world as having the most ravish- ing personality on earth. EILEEN FINNERTY will have her hands full with little Loud-uns. GLEN EARICK will own a chain of grocery stores called Eats From Ear1ck's. KEITH KESLER will be named Customer of the Decade by the Unemployment Bureau. NEVIN EDWARD LANICH will be a girls physical education teacher. NEIL LANTZ will be acclaimed as World's Champion Story Teller. SARAH LASH will be president of a firm known as Sarah's Knee-Sox, Unincorporated. HARLEENE LEASURE will be head button-hole counter in a button-hole factory. PHIL LOUDEN, who likes bookkeeping, will find that it will be all he can do to keep account of all the little Loud-uns. DAVID MEYER will be indispensable to Wittenberg College. He will be head janitor. HUGH KITE will still be unpredictable. RUBY ROUSH will be a mathematical housewife, and will raise children in large num- bers. RONNIE SHY will be a prospector, but the only gold he will find will be that in his teeth. RICHARD SMITH will be a milkman, with P bottle of milk in one hand and a customer in the other. DOLLY STICKLEY will be a chorus girl instead of being in girls' chorus.

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The Last Will And Testament of the Class of 1958 We, the Class of nineteen-hundred and fifty-eight of Graham High School, in county of Champaign, in the State of Ohio, being of sound mind and memory, do make, establish, and declare this to be our last WILL AND TESTAMENT, in the manner following, which is to say: FIRST: We direct that all our just and otherwise acquired debts be paid by the class of nineteen-hundred and fifty-nine. I SECOND: We give, devise, and bequeath the following assets as are herein set forth: I, NANCY LAUGHMAN, bequeath my ability to hold a man to Dot and Julie Paananen. I, IOHANN ALLEBACH, bequeath my pony tail and my drumsticks to Dave Lush. I, DONALD BOGGESS, bequeath my ability to drive while sleeping to Bob Nesselrotte and Dave Roberts. I, LARRY THORNHILL, bequeath my last name to Sally Weaver. I, BEVERLY BUROKER, bequeath my ability not to wreck Chevrolets to Phyllis Irvin. I, EDDIE LUSE, bequeath my ability to appreciate English literature to Dick Dibert. I, IURRENE BAKER, bequeath the braces on my teeth to Kenny Garver. I, SHERMAN CARNEY, bequeath my bashfulness and ability not to get along with girls zo Roger Allen. I, IAMES COUCI-IMAN, bequeath my basketball skills to Dick Dibert. I, NATHAN DUMFORD, bequeath my long beautiful legs to Ralph Oberly. I, JANE BAILEY, bequeath my long black hair to Raymond Mooch Goodrich. I, ALAN COWAN, bequeath a pair of dress pants so he won't have to wear his coveralls to church to Bucky Randall. I, DONNA BIDDLE, bequeath my ability to be engaged and stay engaged to Joyce Leasure. I, JOHN OWEN, bequeath my ability to be absent to Ioe Dill. I, KAY DETWILER , bequeath my ability to stay awake in class to Harry Leasure. I, JANICE BIRT, bequeath my ability to sit quietly in study hall to Wilma Sloan.