Grace General Hospital - Our Days of Grace Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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Who borrowed all your ready cash Whose talk is senseless bolderdash Who borrows all your buttons, caps. And plans to give them back - perhaps Who gets you in the darndest scraps. . . Your ROOMMATE ! Who clutters up your bed with clothes Who never looks before she throws Who keeps you wide awake at night Who never sets the alarm clock right Who ought to go fly a kite, (some¬ times ) Your ROOMMATE ! Who giggles at you when you flunk Who always laughs when you are sunk Who always on your bedside camps Who breaks the furniture and the lamps Who borrows all your postage stamps. . . Your ROOMMATE ! But, who ' s a constant pal to you Who overlooks the bad you do Who knows and loves you, thru and thru... Your MOTHER ! Misery is. . . the roommate that monopolizes the sink! 54

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Norma Lyle Linda Verhoef Hmm! Let ' s see - the sternocleidomastoid is what ? ? ! ! Sandra Rhynard Linda Windsor Janice Martin Marilyn Neduzak Maureen Pearce They say that at Grace Hospital Mavis McKenzie Kathy Litster Jill Duxbury Glenda Cheryl Mary Lorraine Eleanor Bonnie Routledge Saunders Thwaites Vooch Winters Zakaluk MISSING: B. Kirton, K. Fraser, M. Fernquist.

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THE BEDPAN! I think that I shall never scan A poem as lovely as a pan; When brought to me with urgent speed To satisfy the pressing need. A pan that does in the chill of autumn Feel nice and warm against my bottom; Mayhap, it could in winter wear A fur-trimmed edge, but I don ' t care. For on its contour I have lain To quell that suprapubic pain - Poems are made by foolish man But - Only a NURSE can bring a pan! ! 55