Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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1947—THE YEAR OF DECISION DEAN NOT-VERY-HI-LITES PAGE III ROUND and SQUARE DANCES held every night under the aus- pices of the Wain- vvright girls featuring RUBY And Her Wyoming Plainsmen THE PINES We serve the best stuff in town J. WARDWELL, Proprietor F. BULGER, J. MASON Bouncers WATCHES Guaranteed to get you there on time. Are you always late? Buy our shockproof wratch. The Carroll, Hopper, Monroe and Fortune Jewelry Shop Are you having financial troub- les? We will lend you any amount at the largest rate in town. Monahan Girard FINANCE CORP. Are you starting in housekeep- ing? Every home needs silver- ware, whether you use it or not. Visit us. Stevensen Taylor Silver Co. WANT ADS The Bulletin guarantees immediate Serviss. WANTED BY — Hazel Griffis and and Joanne Wood—a certain Jack Campbell. Please bring two cans of soup so there’s enough to go around. FOUND — One dull single-edged razor in Balmat with the inscrip- tion of Wlillie Eldridge. It has appar- ently been missing for some time. Will Willie please call at Sallie Burns’ (for the razor). TYPIST WANTED—Dead or alive. My typist has gone on vacation% My typizt;s fallin for someone slick . . . ? It8s odd how thexes leters get mixed up Obrine eak my type butt crink . . . ! Mr. Wal Rus FOR SALE—-One slightly used gui- tar, guaranteed to slay ’em. Please call Ruby Youngs, Woodland—6954 ninun ninun four and j and M. FOUND—One well-used can of ar- senic. Return same to Bedorah Wainwright and Ardis Charter of the cafeteria. FOR SALE—One keg of slightly used gunpowder; guaranteed to loosen the tonsils. Please call at Marjorie Smith’s 209. LOST—Yaddow’s shadow’s shadow. Will finder please return to Splin- ter Wood who never had one. WANTED—Good reliable person to do my assignment in English. Call Ercil Charter. WANTED—A good phonograph. I’ve got the records. You bring changer. Call Balmat 2.

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PAGE II DEAN NOT-VERY-HI-LITES 1947—THE YEAR OF DECISION Be A Veteran Smoker Sold By LEHIGH HALFORD BOSCOES BARTHOLOMEW THE LATEST RECORDS Even if you don’t have a phono- graph, buy our records and bor- row the neighbor’s player. Burns Fowler RECORD SHOP The latest style hairdo to fit your personality. A bleach to match your latest dress. The Devendorf, Ebbrecht and Durant Beauty Shop MY DAY WITH SENIORS By Mr. Riley 5:30—Alarm goes off. 7:30—The smell of bacon (Wendel). 8:30—Dressed. 9:15—Late seniors arrive, and plans for daily tea party begin. 9:30—Inspection of study halls, and usual pep talk. 10:00—Wardwell leaves Social Stud- ies. 10:15—Miss Herring leaves Social Studies in search of Mr. Riley and Wardwell. 10:30—to 11:00 —We want to know where he is! 11:15—Out to lunch. 12:00—Out! 12:30—Carroll arrives for the day, everyone relieved. 12:31—Acute indigestion! 1:00—Interview with Alyce Adams to check daily operations. If it's been printed we rent it. Seavy and Charter BOOK STORE Are you planning to go on a honeymoon? Consult our travel guides to Alaska, South Africa, Antarctica or the Sahara Des- ert. Hall, Serviss Travel Bureau 1:05—Hazel Griffis starts delivery list of absent comrades. 2:00—Period to think of new rules of conduct for Senior High. 2:01—First enforcement of rules!! 2:30—Catches LaVeck and Lenahan smooching in hall. 2:45—Consults Mr. Sterling on new door for office as Girard needed it for his car. (Short- age you know.) 3:00—Daily meeting for the delin- quent seniors (and under- classmen are no exception). 3:15—Reads over Eldridge’s excuse and still in doubt. 3:17—Encounter Hurley and Fields in doorway, makes another trip to see Mr. Sterling about a new fire door. 3:40—Smoke draws Mr. Riley to boys basement. Puts out — Stevenson and Whalen. 3:45—Kids leave, tea party begins! 4:00—Buses arrive. Hall leaves Serviss, Hicks leaves Hurl- but, Charters start checking out Miss Herring’s all night headaches! Ouch! Heart- aches, eyeaches, backaches, aches and more aches. 4:05—Ruby Youngs sings “Fare- well Little Bronco” to Gib Gates. 4:15—Buses leave. Seavey is caught with her violin down. 4:30—Bedorah Wlainwright starts for Natural Dam. MacTurk, long overdue leaves on Mac- Turk Express for MacTurk- ville. 4:31—Jane Hopper bids adieu to Miss Herring. Sallie Burns bids Eldridge farewell. Bal- mat bus can leave. Halt. “Blossum” Fowler casts last secret glance at Fred Hop- per. Faye bids Fred adieu. “Busy huh!!” 4:46—Mr. Riley bids tea party fare- well until tomorrow and con- tinues search for missing pair of shorts, which he has not yet shown. 5:00—Monahan’s two bit taxi ser- vice begins; gives lift to her buddy Girard after finishing filling tank with eyedropper. School closes; Mr. Sterling locks up.

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PAGE IV DEAN NOT-VERY-HI-LITES 1947—THE YEAR OF DECISION McTurk, Fields and Donaldson Present the latest fash- ions in transparent plas- tics. DRESSES—SUITS BATHING SUITS Our corn can’t be topped any- where. Shall we dish you out some? Please visit our res- taurant. Finley and Or ford RESTAURANT Insect Killers STOP SCRATCHING RELIEVES ITCHING Use the Yaddow non-scratch ointment. Guaranteed to bury all insects. Manufactured by Sprague, Maville and Smith Do you need lovin’? Come to our Pet Shop Bame, Blackburn Hicks Pet Shop The Best Beans in Town. Beannie Wood’s Beanery Shaving Needs LOOK SHARP FEEL SHARP IT CUTS SHARP Eldridge Blades FOR CLOSE SHAVES We have the best dairy prod- ucts in town. F. F. A. Cooperative MALOY, GATES, LA VACK and RASTLY, Presidents We fix anything that runs— so it won’t. DONT WAIT TILL Leonard, Dalton and Hurley Garage New Summer Bags All colors, all sizes, all styles. Designed and Sold By ALYCE ADAMS HAZEL GRIFFIS DORIS ADAMS