Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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PAGE II DEAN NOT-VERY-HI-LITES 1947—THE YEAR OF DECISION Be A Veteran Smoker Sold By LEHIGH HALFORD BOSCOES BARTHOLOMEW THE LATEST RECORDS Even if you don’t have a phono- graph, buy our records and bor- row the neighbor’s player. Burns Fowler RECORD SHOP The latest style hairdo to fit your personality. A bleach to match your latest dress. The Devendorf, Ebbrecht and Durant Beauty Shop MY DAY WITH SENIORS By Mr. Riley 5:30—Alarm goes off. 7:30—The smell of bacon (Wendel). 8:30—Dressed. 9:15—Late seniors arrive, and plans for daily tea party begin. 9:30—Inspection of study halls, and usual pep talk. 10:00—Wardwell leaves Social Stud- ies. 10:15—Miss Herring leaves Social Studies in search of Mr. Riley and Wardwell. 10:30—to 11:00 —We want to know where he is! 11:15—Out to lunch. 12:00—Out! 12:30—Carroll arrives for the day, everyone relieved. 12:31—Acute indigestion! 1:00—Interview with Alyce Adams to check daily operations. If it's been printed we rent it. Seavy and Charter BOOK STORE Are you planning to go on a honeymoon? Consult our travel guides to Alaska, South Africa, Antarctica or the Sahara Des- ert. Hall, Serviss Travel Bureau 1:05—Hazel Griffis starts delivery list of absent comrades. 2:00—Period to think of new rules of conduct for Senior High. 2:01—First enforcement of rules!! 2:30—Catches LaVeck and Lenahan smooching in hall. 2:45—Consults Mr. Sterling on new door for office as Girard needed it for his car. (Short- age you know.) 3:00—Daily meeting for the delin- quent seniors (and under- classmen are no exception). 3:15—Reads over Eldridge’s excuse and still in doubt. 3:17—Encounter Hurley and Fields in doorway, makes another trip to see Mr. Sterling about a new fire door. 3:40—Smoke draws Mr. Riley to boys basement. Puts out — Stevenson and Whalen. 3:45—Kids leave, tea party begins! 4:00—Buses arrive. Hall leaves Serviss, Hicks leaves Hurl- but, Charters start checking out Miss Herring’s all night headaches! Ouch! Heart- aches, eyeaches, backaches, aches and more aches. 4:05—Ruby Youngs sings “Fare- well Little Bronco” to Gib Gates. 4:15—Buses leave. Seavey is caught with her violin down. 4:30—Bedorah Wlainwright starts for Natural Dam. MacTurk, long overdue leaves on Mac- Turk Express for MacTurk- ville. 4:31—Jane Hopper bids adieu to Miss Herring. Sallie Burns bids Eldridge farewell. Bal- mat bus can leave. Halt. “Blossum” Fowler casts last secret glance at Fred Hop- per. Faye bids Fred adieu. “Busy huh!!” 4:46—Mr. Riley bids tea party fare- well until tomorrow and con- tinues search for missing pair of shorts, which he has not yet shown. 5:00—Monahan’s two bit taxi ser- vice begins; gives lift to her buddy Girard after finishing filling tank with eyedropper. School closes; Mr. Sterling locks up.

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BASEBALL Mon.—No Game. Ram DEAN WEATHER Tues.—No Game. Rain Wed.—No Game. Rain Thurs.—No Game. Rain Friday — Swimming Meet—Ball Park NOT-VERY-HI-LITES We let you guess. The customer is al- ways right. Our Motto: “Print It ami Run.” VOL. 1 NO. 1 PUBLISHED JUST ONCE 1947—THE YEAR OF DECISION DEANMEN INVADE NATURAL DAM-SPLASH; CHIPMUNK FINLEY SPEARHEADS ATTACK TEACHERS BATTLE WITH VETERANS By VIOLA SEAVEY Ace Sportscaster of WWPU DEAN HIGH STARTS RADIO STATION Donaldson, Wood and Maville —Owners President Orford of the B. O. R. E. broadcasting company has just an- nounced that a new affiliated sta- tion has been started at Dean High. The new station will be known as WWPU. Top positions have just been announced. Viola Seavey, ace sportscaster, has been given top bill- ing in all main newspapers, namely, the Dean Hi-Lites. Hazel Griffis and Xury Finley have been announced in charge of advertising. Good Will talks will be given by Marion For- tune coached by Mr. Walrath. Sub- ject: Disposal of Kleenex. The singing commercials will be given by Blackburn and Carroll. The Monroe-Doctrine theatre guide will be narrated by that fascinating cav- alier, Fred Bulger. Owners Donald- son, Wood and Maville state that this will be the best in radio entertain- ment. Stevenson Advocates Daylight Losing Time Frederick Stevenson, president of the Gouverneur Fire Department (who can start a fire anywhere with paper, matches and kerosene) has entered a proposition before Mayor MacTurk to have daylight losing time or setting clocks back an hour. His supporters are Congressman Orford and Street-Cleaner Finley of Deadman’s Gulch. Stevenson argues for longer hours in the dark. Objec- tive—Janis Taylor. Street-Cleaner Finley advocates that early darkness will cover up his dirty work and it will be less of a strain on his deli- cate feet. Congressman Orford — a country boy at heart—says it will give him an extra hour to sleep in the morning. Congressman Orford spends his leisure time as dairyman in a Hershey plant. He milks choco- lates. 8:00—Most G. H. S. students con- sider arising. 9:00—Vets consider hitting the deck. 9:01—Still considering question. 9:15—Vic Boscoe turns in for the night. 9:30—Oharles Bartholomew ar- rives; Beanie begins daily drool! 9:35—Maville takes daily snooze. 9:45—Halford meekly creeps into S. S. 12. 10:00—Bill Boscoe starts chasing Lehigh around the Vets room. 10:15—Mr. Smith peers into Vets room to find cause of the disturbance. 10:30—Mr. Smith visits health nurse. 11:00—Miss Herring starts Battle of Bulge with Vic and Bill Bos- coe. 11:13—Grand rush for cafeteria; La- Mora first, Bill Boscoe sec- ond, Lehigh close third. 12:00—Gym offers relaxation from tedious days work. Maville relaxes. (Period—all seven of ’em.) 12:30—Daily smoke. Mason lets off hot air. 1:00—Gardner arrives. 1:01—Lehigh leaves for better “Prospects”; Bill Boscoe fol- lows suit—any one that has a girl in it. 1:30—LaMora and Bellinger begin daily task of beating heads together. LaMora wins by a concussion. 2:00—Vets meet in conference room. Decide school is too dull. 2:30—School blows up. Mason let off too much hot air. 3:00—Gardner leaves for Dutch’s; Dutch leaves. Sunday night in the old Gouver- neur Morris Mansion, a capacity crowd sat on the edge of their seats (hot seats) and jeered the Deanmen to a victorious finish. Among those present were people. Besides these there were two teachers (male) dis- cussing claustrophabia. The score at halftime was tied at 61 to 61, after a hard fighting Dam five scored with the Deanmen, point for point, foul for foul. But the second half with 2 seconds to go—FLASH! Serviss came through with a good try for a field basket. Scoring 1 10 of a point. Although the basket was missed, it was so close, as usual, that 1 10 of a point was given to Serviss. Next week the Deanmen will invade Oxbowl. DEANMEN Box Score FG F L. G. Serviss 1 10 0 R. G. Rastly 12 0 C. Orford 24 0 L. F. Carroll 0 0 R. F. Finley 24 1 Total 61 1 10 NATURAL DAMERS FG F L. G. Wlesaw 12 0 R. G. Hesaw 12 0 C. Seesaw 12 0 L. F. Yousaw 12 0 R. F. Gabrowski (Foreigner) 12 1 Total 61 3:15—Halford leaves for Collins; Bartholomew leaves for Trib- une Press; Vic leaves for A P; Mason leaves. Thank goodness.

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1947—THE YEAR OF DECISION DEAN NOT-VERY-HI-LITES PAGE III ROUND and SQUARE DANCES held every night under the aus- pices of the Wain- vvright girls featuring RUBY And Her Wyoming Plainsmen THE PINES We serve the best stuff in town J. WARDWELL, Proprietor F. BULGER, J. MASON Bouncers WATCHES Guaranteed to get you there on time. Are you always late? Buy our shockproof wratch. The Carroll, Hopper, Monroe and Fortune Jewelry Shop Are you having financial troub- les? We will lend you any amount at the largest rate in town. Monahan Girard FINANCE CORP. Are you starting in housekeep- ing? Every home needs silver- ware, whether you use it or not. Visit us. Stevensen Taylor Silver Co. WANT ADS The Bulletin guarantees immediate Serviss. WANTED BY — Hazel Griffis and and Joanne Wood—a certain Jack Campbell. Please bring two cans of soup so there’s enough to go around. FOUND — One dull single-edged razor in Balmat with the inscrip- tion of Wlillie Eldridge. It has appar- ently been missing for some time. Will Willie please call at Sallie Burns’ (for the razor). TYPIST WANTED—Dead or alive. My typist has gone on vacation% My typizt;s fallin for someone slick . . . ? It8s odd how thexes leters get mixed up Obrine eak my type butt crink . . . ! Mr. Wal Rus FOR SALE—-One slightly used gui- tar, guaranteed to slay ’em. Please call Ruby Youngs, Woodland—6954 ninun ninun four and j and M. FOUND—One well-used can of ar- senic. Return same to Bedorah Wainwright and Ardis Charter of the cafeteria. FOR SALE—One keg of slightly used gunpowder; guaranteed to loosen the tonsils. Please call at Marjorie Smith’s 209. LOST—Yaddow’s shadow’s shadow. Will finder please return to Splin- ter Wood who never had one. WANTED—Good reliable person to do my assignment in English. Call Ercil Charter. WANTED—A good phonograph. I’ve got the records. You bring changer. Call Balmat 2.