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NOW THEY’VE DOOD IT 1. Invented a crackless chewing gum much to the relief of all the teachers and to the sorrow of Elinor Serviss. 2. Changed Frog Hollow to River-Side Basin at the request of Jean Cassaw. 3. Given “Romeo” Hockey a distinguishing certificate naming him “God’s Gift to Woman.” 4. Sent Murray Turnbull to Washington to set a new record for filibustering. 5. Employed Rex “Da” Anderson for the “B. O. Voice” on the Lifebuoy program. 6. Removed the street light from in front of Fishbeck’s house. More than once it has caused much embarrassment for Kermit. 7. Published a book by John Scozzafava, The Art of Laziness. 8. Installed deodorizers for use when the chemistry class starts an experiment. 9. Given Albert Fowler permission not to “overwork” himself at his studies. 10. Given Joe Murphy a gold plaque honoring him for his superb performance in Spring Green. 11. Started all the drinking fountains. 12. Installed high-speed elevators for Margaret Curtis. o Murray T.: I know that I’m just a pebble in your life. Alice A.: You might try being a little boulder! An old negro was burning the grass of his field and a “Know-it-all’’ walked by. Webb Mac. “Don’t burn that, it will be as black as you.’’ Negro: “Nevah mind; it will grow up again and be as green as you.” Willie saw some dynamite Couldn’t understand it quite. Curiosity never pays— It rained Willie seven days. A Nazi plane crashed off the coast of Norway and a Norwegian fisherman went out to rescue the survivors but he came back empty handed. He was asked if there wasn’t anyone alive and the fisherman answered, “One of them said he was, but you know how those Nazis lie.” Manager: “Didn’t you get my letter firing you?” Jean D.: “Yes, sir. But on the letter it said, ‘Return in five days !’ ” Professor: This plant belongs to the Begonia family. Albert F.: Ah, yes. How nice of you to look after it while they’re on their vacation. “That absent-minded Professor Schmaltz has left his umbrella again. He’d leave his head if it were loose,” observed the waiter. “That’s true,” said the manager. “I just heard him say he was going to Switzerland for his lungs.” Officer : Hey Lady! Pull over to the curb. Don’t you know you were doing seventy-five? Miss Weller: Isn’t that marvelous! And I just learned to drive yesterday. Mr. Canale: It gives me great pleasure to mark you 85 on your examination. Archie M.: Why not make it 100 and give yourself a real thrill? ‘ I’ve told thousands of women where to get off.” “You must be a lady killer.” “No, I run an elevator in a department store.” Miss Herring: Now boys, if Napoleon were alive today, what do you think he would be doing? G. Hockey: ‘ Drawin’ an old-age pension.” Newsboy: Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Two men swindled.” Mr. Smith: “I’ll take one . . . Say, there isn’t any- thing about two men being swindled.” Newsboy: ‘Extra! Extra! Three men swindled.” What’s that ugly insignia on the side of the bomb- er?” ‘ Sh-h-h-h! That’s the commanding officer looking out of the porthole.” Politician: (boarding train): Porter, I’m in lower three. Is my berth ready?” Porter: “No, sir. I thought you politicians made up your own bunk.” ‘My uncle is in the hospital.” ‘ What’s the matter with him?” “He walked down a ladder a few minutes after they had taken it away.” HE GOT IT STRAIGHT ‘ Well, my son, what did you learn in Sunday school today?” We learned all about a cross-eyed bear.” “About a what?” “Yes, sir, named Gladly. We learned a song about him : all about ‘Gladly, the cross I’d bear.’ ” Page Twenty-Seven
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What’s Wrong With the Navy? (Nothing) ................................. Virginia Rice 72 How to Memorize the Dictionary......................................... Carol Walts 73 Why Learn How to Drive?................................................ Jean Cassaw 74 The Answer to That Moonlight Line................................. Flossie McCullouch 76 Hungah ........................................................... Bobbe Huntress 77 Bang! Bang! (hair bangs, of course) .............................. Margaret Curtis 80 Redheads—Woo! Woo! ........................................... Kermit “Wolf” Joudry 81 Witticism Is the Root of All Conceit.............................. Archie McAllaster 85 Do You See Double? .................................................... Florence Seavey 86 What Is This Thing They Call Dancing?................................... Bette Dailey 87 The Secret of Keeping Thin............................................... Jane Creighton 89 How to Stay Blonde Without Peroxide...................... Joanne Blondie” Boughner 90 My Future and the Army.................................................. George Hockey 92 Following My Sister’s Footsteps.......................................... Jean Davidson 96 How to Keep a Girlish Complexion (or how to avoid shaving) ............. Albert Fowler 100 Chemistry, Taught Backwards ...........................................Marion Tripp 101 The Ins and Outs of Blackjack.......................................... Janet Liscum 102 How I Became Vargas’ Assistant ......................................... Violet Kinney 103 My Career in the Library Club......................................... “Cuddles” Gillett 105 The Art of Walking Without Bending..................................... “Poker” Jennings 106 The Best Means of Conquering an Objective—The Pincer Movement .... Eleanor Serviss 108 The Brush Cut at Its Best............................................... Donald Payne 109 The Bushel as a Unit of Measurement...................................... Peck and Peck no Moses in the Reeds ............................................ Mary “Bullrushes” Reed in “Bea” Keeping .................................................... Beatrice McIntosh 112 The “Merritts” of Being Prompt ........................................ Charles Merritt 114 The Production of Straw ........................................... Mildred Thrasher 116 The Story of John Jones................................................ Mary Smith 117 The Hereafter ...........................................................“Hel” Venton 118 The Study of Katydid.................................................. Katherine Young 120 The Art of Catching Flies ....................................... “Froggie” O’Donnell 121 Walrath vs. Crosby ...................................................... Mr. Walrath 122 The Daniel Webster of G. H. S............................................ Mr. Brown 124 Page Twenty-Six
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