Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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Sipher and Hosmer Shipyards Meet Your Future Husband on One of Our Dream Ships Acquaintanceship, Friendship, Courtship, and Partnership Satisfaction Guaranteed Southampton, England LASHBROOK’S BARBER SHOP Featuring Prison Hair Cuts, Man- icures and Facials ‘Shaves are Taboo’ BRISTLE’S BOULEVARD BRAZIL DAY’S Old-F ashioned Dance Studios Six Lessons for $1.00 Virginia Reel, Rye Waltz, Circle Two-Step, Minuet, Govatte and Ripple Pupils Must Furnish Their Own Shoes WASHINGTON SQUARE Poughkeepsie SWIMMING INSTRUCTIONS “FREE TO ANYONE WHO TAKES THE RISK” We teach you to swim like a fish. Lessons given in acquariums. Mantle Whitmore TOUR 1) WORLD'S VOYAGE Sail the seas on a round-the-world trip, sponsored by Christ- ian’s Canoe Company, leaving June 1, 1950 (if the world hasn’t ended). Bicycle in Bermuda, ski in Swit- zerland, s o j u r n at Scruton’s Suite, kiss Bailey’s Blarney Stone in Ireland and return home by ice pan from Labrador. Safe return guaran- teed (dead or alive). Horse doctors from the Sea n d i n a v i a n Countries with nurses from the Amazon reg- ion assisting in any un- usual accidents. Insure for the trip with Scott Brown’s In- surance and Ambu- lance agency. Round trip 39 cents. STOP AT GILBERT’S GAS STATION for a good overhauling of either car or passengers. 600 MOTOR DRIVE Gasoline Alley, Ga. PAINFUL DENTIST SHOP CLAY FILLINGS and LARGE CAVITIES a SPECIALTY JAYN VIRKLER Operator HAVE Your Future Read by the world’s greatest FORTUNE TELLER Only the best of your past revealed—Futures read to please our victims. Madame Manzolati Assisted by Eila Matthews GOUVERNEUR FAIR GROUNDS JEWELRY Watches, Necklaces and Wedding Rings We Can Duplicate Any Newberry Article Leeson LaPlatney FULLERVILLE, N. Y. Page Tweni

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BROUSE KELLEY Dealers in MILK and EGGS “You can’t beat our milk but you can break our eggs.” Telephone Broke 6-17R For Fowler’s Famous Farmers TYLER’S ACROBATIC Feats of Strength Every Thursday Night featured every Thursday Night at the GIGANTIC GYM 296 HOSMER AVE. Owned by Eddie Tupper and wife (Ne’e Ruth Brown) EVANS and BOULET Successors to Eastman Candid Shots Our Specialty We guarantee sharp prints from any negative, exposed or unexposed. Candid Camera Company CANKAKEE, COLORADO TOUR C Let’s visit Mount Mullin where forget- me-nots and onions dot the mountainside. You will marvel at the spectacular sunset seen from the left wing of the Ba rtholomew Manor. Carl Wells, the re- nowned star boarder, experiments in chang- ing the odor of the on- ions. Entertainment for evenings is supplied by Mr. Constantikes’ me- chanical man, Togo, who talks in any lang- uage ascribed to him, shags, and eats water- mellons. Mesdames Cheese- man and Dodds may be procured as excel- lent guides for $ 1 5 0 for one-fourth of the trip. HAVE YOU GOT Housemaid’s Knee Cramps, Chilblains or Blond Hair By wearing one of our pat- ented corsets, you could have avoided such distress. MLLE. HANSEN HAILESBORO’S LEADING CORSETIER BABY CHICKS Guaranteed to hatch boiled eggs “As rotten as they make ’em.” SOLD FREE ORFORD JEFFERS Hollywood Hatcheries SINGING by television in 1500 easy lessons “We can teach you to chirp like a bird.” GORDON J. McPherson Greenwich Village N. Y. C. Dial F-L-A-T Page Twenty-Five

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ATTENTION FARMERS! ! Dr. Stanley “Ike” Fortune has bred a new species of cow which gives pure cream. For Sale at 50c a Gill Call 40-M-Calf Drive CALIFORNIA Minnows For Sale Both Alive or Dead “Fishermen’s Luck” guaranteed with each purchase 100 for 5c Bill FoeppePs Shack COLORADO RIVER DODD’S Perfume Counter Tainted New Perfume NEW MOWN HAY $1.00 per gal. OTHER BRANDS $1.00 per oz. Fifth Ave. New York City GASSAR COLLEGE FOR GIRLS Modern facilities including swimming pools, bridal paths, hop-scotch circles. Classes Meet Once a Month FREE TUITION Harlan Goodnough President TOIJll E WINTER TRAILER TO TENNESSEE Itinerary: Leave Gou- verneur 5 :00 p. m. Ar- rive at Somerville 4:00 a. m. Change head light bulbs and fill with McNeill’s marve 1 o u s motor oil. Leave Som- erville 4:30 p. m. Ar- rive at Antwerp 4:35 p. m. Dinner at Chur- c h ’ s Colossal Cafe. Leave Antwerp at 6:00 p. m. arrive at Chatanooga 9:01 p. m. later. Attend the Traver-Tyler Trapeze Show. Skate at Red- dick’s Roller Rink. Leave for Couverneur tired and hungry. Lun- ch at Hansen’s hot dog stand, Philadel p h i a, New York. Swim at Parker’s Polluted Swimming Pool in Painted Post. Arrive in Couver- neur six months later in a dilapidated condi- tion. Water Skiing taught in twenty easy lessons “When I said I could walk on water they all laughed.” —Witnessed statement of a former pupil who makes fre« quent ski trips to Venice. OUR SPECIALTY Ski-journey Behind The Normandie The world’s record for long distance water skiing is held by Jean Easton over the fa- mous Matoon Creek course. Phone or Write for Appoint- ment at Our Sawdust Flat Dock. Lockie and Easton 1944 Olympic Champions DEALERS IN CHEWING GUM All Colors and Designs SPECIAL DANDELION FLAVOR IDEAL FOR CHURCH USE SPECIALTY We have just procured the latest invention—gum which not only bubbles but cracks without any effort from the chewer. Price Phillips Dial S-T-R-E-T-C-H Morocco !-Seven