Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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BROUSE KELLEY Dealers in MILK and EGGS “You can’t beat our milk but you can break our eggs.” Telephone Broke 6-17R For Fowler’s Famous Farmers TYLER’S ACROBATIC Feats of Strength Every Thursday Night featured every Thursday Night at the GIGANTIC GYM 296 HOSMER AVE. Owned by Eddie Tupper and wife (Ne’e Ruth Brown) EVANS and BOULET Successors to Eastman Candid Shots Our Specialty We guarantee sharp prints from any negative, exposed or unexposed. Candid Camera Company CANKAKEE, COLORADO TOUR C Let’s visit Mount Mullin where forget- me-nots and onions dot the mountainside. You will marvel at the spectacular sunset seen from the left wing of the Ba rtholomew Manor. Carl Wells, the re- nowned star boarder, experiments in chang- ing the odor of the on- ions. Entertainment for evenings is supplied by Mr. Constantikes’ me- chanical man, Togo, who talks in any lang- uage ascribed to him, shags, and eats water- mellons. Mesdames Cheese- man and Dodds may be procured as excel- lent guides for $ 1 5 0 for one-fourth of the trip. HAVE YOU GOT Housemaid’s Knee Cramps, Chilblains or Blond Hair By wearing one of our pat- ented corsets, you could have avoided such distress. MLLE. HANSEN HAILESBORO’S LEADING CORSETIER BABY CHICKS Guaranteed to hatch boiled eggs “As rotten as they make ’em.” SOLD FREE ORFORD JEFFERS Hollywood Hatcheries SINGING by television in 1500 easy lessons “We can teach you to chirp like a bird.” GORDON J. McPherson Greenwich Village N. Y. C. Dial F-L-A-T Page Twenty-Five

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VISIT THE BAILEY-HOPPER MIDNIGHT CAFE on the first turn of the Little Red Road PRICES REASONABLE ’Phone LB 1939 WANTED! Pupils who are vitally interested in Grand Opera. WRITE OR CALL Marjory Smith Beverly Hills California Dial—SCREECH-O-O-O JUNE 4, 1950 TUESDAY A demonstration by Ruth LaPlatney of Reynold’s new discovery in TOOTH PASTE will be given in the Munic- ipal Building at Gouverneur. LILAC FLAVOR 20c a bottle TULIP FLAVOR 19c a box Will Not Clean False Teeth COME AND GET YOUR FREE GIFT OF TOOTH PASTE TOUR A TO THE MOON Ships leave Gouver- neur Fair grounds on Tuesdays and Sundays at 8:00 a. m. Sunday trips per- sonally conducted by Gladys Gilbert. Tuesday trips b y Cresson Brouse. ■o- TOUR R To Shagway by Eas- ton’s Rocket Plane. Among the people on the beach will be seen the famous Louis Bou- let. Canoeist Eleanor Christian, now wife of Clark Laidlaw, the professor of science at Yale, Alice Phillips and Eddie Tupper in Charles Helvie’s danc- ing school. $308.06 per pound. Insured against gaining weight. ATTENTION SKATERS! GATES’ RINK OPENS TONIGHT 7:30 D. S. T. (Don’t Spill Tonight) For Good Disarrange- ment of Flowers, call INGRAM’S HOT HOUSE Phone 1709 Day, Manzolati, Parker and Matthews Models for Miss McNeill’s Swank Shoppee are now demonstrating New Fall Coiffures Come and Choose Yours LASHBROOKS and ORFORD THE SUREST. SWIFTEST FIRE FORCE OF ELMDALE We Guarantee to Arrive at Scene of Fire Exactly One Hour Late. ALL NIGHT SERVICE Dial 241 Page Twenty-Ft

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Sipher and Hosmer Shipyards Meet Your Future Husband on One of Our Dream Ships Acquaintanceship, Friendship, Courtship, and Partnership Satisfaction Guaranteed Southampton, England LASHBROOK’S BARBER SHOP Featuring Prison Hair Cuts, Man- icures and Facials ‘Shaves are Taboo’ BRISTLE’S BOULEVARD BRAZIL DAY’S Old-F ashioned Dance Studios Six Lessons for $1.00 Virginia Reel, Rye Waltz, Circle Two-Step, Minuet, Govatte and Ripple Pupils Must Furnish Their Own Shoes WASHINGTON SQUARE Poughkeepsie SWIMMING INSTRUCTIONS “FREE TO ANYONE WHO TAKES THE RISK” We teach you to swim like a fish. Lessons given in acquariums. Mantle Whitmore TOUR 1) WORLD'S VOYAGE Sail the seas on a round-the-world trip, sponsored by Christ- ian’s Canoe Company, leaving June 1, 1950 (if the world hasn’t ended). Bicycle in Bermuda, ski in Swit- zerland, s o j u r n at Scruton’s Suite, kiss Bailey’s Blarney Stone in Ireland and return home by ice pan from Labrador. Safe return guaran- teed (dead or alive). Horse doctors from the Sea n d i n a v i a n Countries with nurses from the Amazon reg- ion assisting in any un- usual accidents. Insure for the trip with Scott Brown’s In- surance and Ambu- lance agency. Round trip 39 cents. STOP AT GILBERT’S GAS STATION for a good overhauling of either car or passengers. 600 MOTOR DRIVE Gasoline Alley, Ga. PAINFUL DENTIST SHOP CLAY FILLINGS and LARGE CAVITIES a SPECIALTY JAYN VIRKLER Operator HAVE Your Future Read by the world’s greatest FORTUNE TELLER Only the best of your past revealed—Futures read to please our victims. Madame Manzolati Assisted by Eila Matthews GOUVERNEUR FAIR GROUNDS JEWELRY Watches, Necklaces and Wedding Rings We Can Duplicate Any Newberry Article Leeson LaPlatney FULLERVILLE, N. Y. Page Tweni