Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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28 Gouverneur School District Classified Advertising Directory Radio Auditions THE GONG AMATEUR CO. •Betty Babcock, Asa Ames, Audition Mgr. Master of Ceremonies We specialize in Amateurs of all kinds—'Tap Dancers, Imitators, Etc. Ask us for details. We throw in the Master of Ceremonies, .Free. —also— We ‘carry the beet type of gongs on the market. 253 “Mike” Street Gouverneur Phonle—Murray Hill 89'933 Razors Shave with a Gillette Razor and get cut with- out going to the barber. All kinds of fancy cuts can ibe made with a little practice. Even Santa Claus uses Gillette Safety Razors. KENNETH WELLS, Distributor 444 Bewhiskered1 Street Gouverneur iPhone—Beard 22 Roller Skates GOODISON’S FLYING CLOUD ROLLER SKATES •Bargains for Girls Who Have to Walk Home. Guaranteed for one year if you don’t date too much. Triple tread, triple wear, oversize bear- ings, five-point contact. “Goodiison’s Guarantee Is Good!” 759 Speed Street, Oxbow Dial—'Skid 711 Second Hand Supplies THE BETTER JUNK COMPANY Webster Moore, Prop. Bring us your old Junk, and we will make it into new Junk. When we get through, you won’t knowr your old Junk from1 your new Junk. 1001 Scrapiron Dane Shanty ville Phone—Not Installed Shock Absorbers THE WALSH SHOCK ABSORBER CO. Why get shocked wrhen your girl refuses you? Why receive shocks when your hand comes in contact with 10,000 volts of electricity? The Walsh Shock Absorber will take care of all your ailments. Special prices to convicts doomed1 to die in the electric chair. Ruth Walsh, Prop. 818 Cushion Avenue Pierces Corners Phone—Bump-Ow Snuff THE SNIFFLE-SNEEZE SNUFF CORP. Edith Curtis, Chief Sneezer If you are in need; of some good, hearty, spray- ing sneezes, call on us. We guarantee results. A pinch of snuff results in no less than a dozen explosions. Celebrate July Fourth by sneezing. 518 Kerchoo Boulevard Sprague ville Phone—-Blown Out Spinning Wheels NOTICE We have just purchased' ten carloads of Spin- ning Wheels that we shall sell at the reduced price of $5.50 each, or tw o for $3.00. THE FAKE SOFT WARE CO. Ralph Storie, President “Bach Sale Adds Another Dissatisfied Customer!” 18 Hard-Tack Street, Shantyville iPhone 100 Taxi Service THE FRESH AIR TAXICAB CORP. Paul Jones and Edward Smith (Successors to Amos and Andy) Plying between Oxbow and Gouverneur. Oi caiis have plenty of fresh air, water fountain! bath tubs, movies, and food. We can have no] flat tires as we use no tires. Try us and b unconvinced. We Get You There or Bust!” (We Bust) 32 h Backfire 'Street Oxbow and Gouverneui Dial lj2 Theaters THE NO-TALK-TALKING MOVIE THEATRI To those many husbands who wish to view tin amazing spectacle of women not talking, conn to our theatre. Sleep and relax in peace. Wej even allow you to talk back to the women on] the screen, and' you are fully protected froi all rolling pins-, china, furniture, etc. Elton DaVis, 'President 344 Camera Boulevard Oxboi Phone—Dial, Lighter Camera Action Tooth Pastes SILLY SMILES GAPING GRINS Have no fear of exposing your incisors. Us Goldplate Crystals, the surefire Dentifrice. Us our toothpaste on your false teeth, and youilj never have to see a dentist. Buy a package ol Goldtplate. Send in the bottle oap, and we’ send you free of charge, c.o.d., one genuine] porcelain eyetooth to start a bridgework with! THE CRYSTALLINE TOOTHPASTE Discovered by Catharine Churchill, M.D. 53I7 Molar Avenue, Richville Dial 79 lj Trained Nurse MARIE MALOY, TRAINED NURSE Two hundred fifty-pound patients desired. Abh to take care of five invalids at a time. Caste oil, vinegar, salve ruibbing, tar inhalent, amj a mustard plaster given to every sick persoi Hospital Row, Natural Darn iPhone 53-1 Travel Agency Want to get away from it all? Arrange for tour at JERRY MILLER’S TRAVEL DEPARTMEN' •Special week-end rates every Wednesday t Vladivostok, Hankow, Krasnoyarsk, and. point! south by-northeast. Leave the wife and kiddie at home and take a pleasure trip. 555 Mozambique Street Wegatchfl Dial—«Asia 373 Underwear THE “WILL-ITCH” UNDERWEAR CORP. Announces Vernal Wate-on as New President This underwear is made strictly to governme-i specifications for the number of itches per incl “'Wear a Will-Itch, and You Will Itch!” 1111 Drawer Avenue HailesborC Phone—Red Flannel 86

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Where to Buy It 27a Ice Cream Preferred' For Ite Quantity and Not Quality!” SHINNOCK’S FARMER-MADE ICE CREAM Skimmed milk base plus Oswegatchie Water and bad eggs for flavor. 40000 William Street, Gouverneur Dial 5-1325 Jewelry ARLEEN BRISTOL’S JEWELRY STORE Elite-High Class —Snooty The New Oysterless Pearls Now on ‘Display Diamonds in the Rough—‘Engagement Rings —Guaranteed— 23 Kimberley Street, iShantyville-Dial 25 Laundries Sent it to LOUISE HARDY’S HAND LAUNDRY “The Laundry of Many Regrets!” Ask about our ten-day service. All wearing apparel put through the mangle! Unsanitary'—Careless1—Expensive We pay no attention to Phone calls “Where iSoap Isn’t Used!” 789 Grimy Street, Gouverneur—Don’t Dial 1313 Lemons THE SWEET LEMON ASSOCIATION William Carroll, President Our President, the world’s leading naturalist, has succeeded1 in crossing a grape with a rasp- berry, and has produced a lemon. We sell these, three for $.10. “Squeeze a Carroll Lemon and1 Blink!” 764 Sour-Face Avenue, Hailesboro.-Dial ? ? ? ? Life Insurance METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE CO. Dept. Manager, Betty McCullouch For exercise we provide horses to plow with, fifty pound artificial fish to catch, hayfields to pitch in, and boats to row twelve miles a day; also a cindered track to run two miles a day on, if desired. 706 Reducing Boulevard, Rossde 'Phone 2'9-W Loans LOANS On Your Own Signature Single persons or married couples may borrow on their own signatures. No other security is required. One to one hundred years to repay. GRIMSHAW FINANCE CORPORATION National Wasting Bank Building 29 Hockey Avenue, Pierces Cornersr—Dial 250JR Machinists LILLIAN JEFFERS’ MACHINE SHOP Mechanical Equipment MACHINIST and BLACKSMITH “No Sales and No Service!” 3500 Anvil Lane, Richville - Dial OIWE Marmalades “MICKEY’S MAGNIFICENT MARMALADE” The Date of Manufacture on Every Can. “Just 'Like Mother Used to Make!” “Untouched By Human Hand!” For special flavors, see Miss Jones, Manager. She guarantees all her products are “Ed”ible. “She Never (Fails to Please!” 537 Markwick Row Pierces Corners Dial—Orford 753 Mattresses HAYDEN MATTRESS CO. —-AH Kinds of Mattresses Tried Out'— Demonstrated) Daily—3:00 to 5:00 Rest Guaranteed By Experienced Rester 3800 Mitzy Boulevard, Shantyville 'Dial 3-17 Matrimonial Bureaus HOUSE’S MATRIMONIAL BUREAU —We Guarantee Satisfaction— When you get rid of the old mate, come to us for a new one. State your preference, male or female. “We Never Fail” 315 Wedlock Street, Fowler---Dial I Got U BETTY STEVENSON’S MATRIMONIAL BUREAU Two eligible bachelors now on hand—Hezekiah Perkins, six feet, one inch tall, straight black hair, thirty-five years of age, three wives dead, is a sailor. Ebenezer Snozzlegrass—five feet, one inch tall, red curly hair, weighs two hun- dred pounds, jovial as a jester, is a barber. Just one old maid—thirty years of age, be- spectacled, gout in only one leg, beautiful dyed hair, color, raven black. NIOTIOE—-Write in immediately if you desire a suitor or girl friend. Only a small fee charged. “WeiStrive to Please!” 'Marriage Bldg., No. Gouverneur—Phone 2 for 1 Periodicals The World’s Most Famous Scandal Sheet SNOOP AND PEEP Telling the scandals of Shantyville, Oxbow, Richville, Pierces Corners, Gouverneur, and Brasie Corners. Nothing escapes us! We know the “dirt” before it ever happens! Be prepared for the worst. Read Snoop and Peep! George Constantikes, Morris Glazier, Editor. Reporter. 524 Type St., Gouverneur Phone—Extra O O Pet Shops DAY’S Pet Shoppe and Bird Hospital Bring your animals to be overhauled. Results Guaranteed .Personal Attention of Harold Day Spragueville Dial 779

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There arc dreams that cannot die.”—Longfellow. Senior Consensus of Opinion Best looking girl Best looking boy Cecile Boulet . George Constantikes Most popular girl ----------- Norinne Seaker Most popular boy----------------- Bus Dier Most studious girl ........ Amelia Clohosey Most studious boy ------------ Edward Smith Best natured girl ---... Mary Ann Newell Best natured boy-------------- Hiram Jenne Most athletic girl ----------- Doris Foy Most athletic boy------------- Bob Hayden Cutest girl --------------------------- Ruth LaPlatney Cutest boy-------------------- Edgar Rodcr Eleanor Reynolds Evelyn Dain School vamp --------- School flirt -------- School sheik ------------------ Clifford Hay Best line girl ----------------- Laurel Jobin Best line boy --------------- Charlie DuPont The silliest girl ------------ Mildred Hilts The silliest boy -------------- Dick Halford Laziest girl Rosy Livingston Laziest boys James Rose Harold W. Hull Bob Tremlett Sam Kaplan Paul Halford Dick MacTurk, etc. Most conceited girl ......... Viola Griffis Most conceited boy Dick Grimshaw Best girl giggler Eleanor Kaplan Best boy giggler........... Emerson Or ford Best actress Dot Dygert Best actor .................... Doug Pete Most fickle girl ------------- Rebah Clark Most fickle boy .......... Donald Hampton Sweetest girl Geraldine Miller Sweetest boy--------------------------- Bob Bockus Best girl dancer .......... Doris Fowler Best boy dancer .............. Mart Hassett Most snobbish girl Wanata Shaw Best girl blusher Marjorie White Best boy blusher -------------- Paul Pete Most talkative girl Madelyn Armstrong Most talkative boy ........... Elton Davis Wittiest girl ----------------- Ruth Walsh Wittiest boy ------------------------- Paul Scott Most bashful girl --------- Elva McGuinness Most bashful boy ------------------- Aubrey Dodds J Fred Barr .......] Edith Crossman J Elwood Gamble I Doris Sibley Be« bluffers------------j gjg Worst pests Best sports Jokes Norinne Seaker: (after the crash) “1 turned the way 1 signaled.” Mr. Brown: “I know it. That’s what fooled me.” Peggy Greene: “Betty Burr has a very difficult part in that play the Thespians are giving.” Gert LaForty: “Why, she hasn’t a word to say?” Peggy: “Well, wouldn’t that be diffi- cult for her?” Wanata Shaw: “I’ve just come from the beauty parlor.” Helena Fuller: “You didn’t get waited on, did you?” Miss Long: (to Charles DuPont who is half an hour late) “You should have been here at 8:30.” Charles: “Why, what happened?” Harry Salmon : ‘‘The British could have won the Battle of Bunker Hill with their eyes closed.” Doris Blanchard: “How so?” Harry: “Didn’t General Putman say, Don t fire until you see the whites of their eyes’?” “Some high school girls pursue learning while others learn pursuing.” Mickey Jones: “Not only has he broken my heart and wrecked my life, but he’s messed up my entire evening.” Glenrose: “I dreamed I was out auto- ing with you last night.” Bus: “Tell mfe about it.” Glenrose: “I forgot the dream, but when I woke up, I was walking in my sleep.” Paul Jones: If you refuse me, I shall never love another.” Amelia Clohosey : “That’s all very well, but does the promise hold good if I accept you?” Hiram Jenne: “Haven’t you ever longed to see life?” Rosy Livingston: “Yes, I’ve been long- ing to see some in you ever since I met you.” Earl Streeter: “How long can a man live without brains?” Oscar Jenne: “Let’s see—how old are you ?” Page Twenty-nine