Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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Gouverneur School District Classified Advertising Directory 27 Fireworks BURNS’S FIREFLY FIREWORKS Safe for 'the Kiddies—Will not Explode. The Now Moon Rockets, Greek Candles Miss Mabel Byrns—Sole Dealer 29 Sparkler Avenue, Oxbow. .Dial Torpedo 203 Fish B. STORIE’-S SEA FOOD Clams—Oysters on half-shell 'Lobsters—(Shrimp boiled to order Shad full of bones—our specialty CJOjD. Delivery Nowhere 115 Evans Street, Wegatchie-------Dial 259 Fish—Retail SALMON'S FISH MARKET Strictly Fresh Clerks Human Jelly Fish—Clams—Shrimp—Bullhead's '29 Lobster Avenue, Oxbow Dial—iPike 220® Garbage RICKERSON’S GARBAGE REMOVAL SERVICE “We Use Old Garbage!” •Removal free of charge—just a quarter per load. New modern sanitary refrigerator cars to keep it fresh. 23 Stan-Dee Drive, Shantyville Dial O-U-Kid Gas Stations BARR'S GAS STATION Baloney Gas —Skunk Oil—Hot Air—Free and Unasked-for— Wood Alcohol — Torrizone, the new Anti-Melt! Special Sideline—'Free advice or debates on any nonsensical question. 351 Blow hard Avenue Dial— Blah- 2 Gift Shoppe WAIN WRIGHT'S GIFT SHOPPE “Anything You Desire for a Friend, You May Buy Yourself!” Diamond Necklaces, $1.00—Gold Bracelets, $.50 —'Silver Rings, $.25. Special shipment Genuine ■Chinese Vases, once used in the Palace of the Emperor HuingdCiring at Peiping, $.75. 204 De’Luxe Ave., Brasie Corners Phone 75-B Gun Powder BANG GUNPOWDER COMPANY Harold Hutton, President 'We guarantee our gunpowder to give more bangs per square foot than any other gun-pow- der on the market! Gunpowder supplied in all colors, and in six delicious flavors—Strawberry, Orange, Lemon, Lime, Raspberry, and Cherry. “One bang in the hand is worth two ini the foot!” 23 Buckshot Street, Hailesboro Phone 123 Hair Dressers AUBREY DODDS FROM PARIS Hair-Stylist—57 Pompadour Ave. Professor de L’Academie des Coiffeurs de France Internationally known hair stylist now servet you in Gouverneur. Specializes in making curly hair straight. “The Most Perfect Service in' the Most Uncomfortable Surroundings!” Phone for Appointment Dial 4-688 Hair Dyes SILVERINE—THE NEW HAIR COLORING “Don’t be a Wallflower! 'Be a Platinum Blonde! says Miss Eleanor Reynolds— The Follies Chorus. Girl “When I was a brunette, I was in the chorui When I turned blonde, they gave me the spot light!” For personal applications call our sp cialist Miss June Booher, the author of “Blond Gets the Boys”. 728 Brunette Lane, Gouverneur Dial 14 Hair Removers Superfluous hair temporarily removed by pain ful plucking—permanent scars guaranteed-] Methodi disapproved by medical authorities- Absolutely Public. PAUL SCOTT, ELECTRO LOG 1ST 37 Hairy Street, 'Pierces Corners Dial U5’26 Hair Restorers Losing Hair? Use PREMO'S irregularly. 'Stop hair growth and promotes dandruff. Get PREMO'S MANGE MEDICINE tomorrow. I 257 Goddva Lane, North Gouverneur Dial 10 Hair Specialists THE MURPHY SYSTEM “We Grow' Hair If you are getting bald, if you suffer from danfj ruff, itching scalp, or falling hair, we can in crease your discomfort. Examination, $25.0 485 Bald Head Row, (Shantyville 'Dial 3-047 Houses A SECOND HULL HOUSE Adelaide White Tramps may stay from six months to one yea All Hulls are especially invited. 201 Friendly 'Street, Balmat Phone 30- V Ice Companies THE HOT ICE CORPORATION If you are in need of any hot ice, we can suppl you on short notice. We guarantee our ice t melt. Everett .Shay, President. 9876 Heatwave Boulevard 'Pierces Corner Phone—Out-of-Order

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Where to Buy It 26a Delicatessens RANDALL HAVEN Doris Petrie Randall, Manager We cater to all occasions at most unreasonable prices. Stale Daily Soggy Salads - - Wilted Sandwiches All Kinds of Hot Soft «Drinks Dime Delivery 3568 Sparking Corners, Somerville—Dial Mike 1 Dental Supplies MAURICE BYRNS SYLVIA PAQUETTE, Inc. «Dental Supply Dealers ■For Your Inconvenience—Ice-tongs, «Buzz-saws, Chisels, Hammers, Pliers, Monkey Wrenches, Drills. “Anything You (Don’t Want We Have It!” 33 Ache Street, Gouverneur------Dial O-NO Dentists MADELYN ARMSTRONG, DR. S u rge on — Denti st Painful X-rays—Extractions Nurse Paul Pete In Attendance Hours: 2:00 a. m. Until Hungry. Over the “Judge’s” Office 3101 Tootbway Out, Fowler (Dial IP2-U2 Dietitian ISABELLA KING, DIETITIAN Meals planned' for all in a family—Servants excluded. Extra for Desserts. Fee for Salads. Tip for Appetizer. Expensive Fresh Vegetables —Meats included. 1«8 Cook Street, Riohville Phone 49-H Dressmakers THE FRENCH SHOPPE Elarl Streeter, Proprietor —Dresses— Gowns made as you don’t want them—(Dresses ready to tear—Tatting and! Smocking 3630 Rue de Paris, opposite Grange Hall Gouverneur—Dial 500 Educational Institutions THE GREENE BRAIN FACTORY Prof. Kendrick Greene, Owner LXiJD., 2JY.X., A.D.G. To all people of slight .intelligence, I issue a warm welcome to come to my school and1 re- ceive an education that will place you on a par with any Moron. We have recently installed an automatic note carrier that delivers notes directly to the person you want. .00£ Test Avenue, Spragueville Phone O Electrical Contractors J. J. BURNS L nlicensed Electrical Contractor Power and Light Destruction 87800 Broadway, Elmdale «Dial UC-UC Electrical Equipment MOTORS S t ol en—Impai red—-De nted—S crapped “One for the Price of Two” We borrow your motor while we repair ours. A slow job at the highest cost. WHEATER ELECTRIC CO., INC. 2 7-29 Bamboozle St., Gouverneur..Phone 3-0583 Employment Agencies ROSE’S EMPLOYMENT AGENCY James- Rose, Manager We make a specialty in Breathing, .Bridge, Golf, Gossiping, Resting. Help under the personal supervision of Mr. Rose. 10000 Doris Avenue, Fowler (Dial 123456 CLARA BROWN’S DOMESTIC HELP AGENCY Inefficient, Uninvestigated House-workers Hourly, Daily, Weekly, or Monthly 2 1 Snookume Lane, Balm at Dial 2198 Entertainment DORIS BLANCHARD'S ENTERTAINMENT SERVICE Undependable Entertainers for Banquets, Brawls, and other Unsocial Functions. “Anything from a Jew’s-Harp Player to a Fan Dancer!” 5000 Gay Street, Richville Dial 4875 Express Companies OSCAR JENNE’S TRUCK LINES Nightly service from hither to you—all points enroute—Transfer service to Kelley Corners. 735 80il Grace Boulevard, Fowler-Dial 6789 Exterminating WHALEN’S EXTERMINATING SERVICE Sure «Death to Rivals, Enemies, Teachers, and Sometimes Friends. New Method—No «Gas, Liquid, or «Spray Every Job Guaranteed—Cremation Free 75000 Frog Hollow , Gouverneur Dial 3760 Florists EDITH, THE FLORIST Bargains in Cowslips and Jack-in-the-Pulpite every Tuesday. (Special Disarrangements by Miss Crossman. “Say it with wild flowrers from a tame shop-keeper!” 331 Marigold Street, Richville-Dial 25-F-3 FLOWER SHOPPE Honora Austin, Owner Grows- all kinds of roses—Special today— American Beauties—Clinging Ramblers— .Bargain, Five Cents Per Hundred. “We «Can’t Handle What We Have!” 300 Jamee Boulevard, Riohville Dial 1-Rose

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Where to Buy It 27a Ice Cream Preferred' For Ite Quantity and Not Quality!” SHINNOCK’S FARMER-MADE ICE CREAM Skimmed milk base plus Oswegatchie Water and bad eggs for flavor. 40000 William Street, Gouverneur Dial 5-1325 Jewelry ARLEEN BRISTOL’S JEWELRY STORE Elite-High Class —Snooty The New Oysterless Pearls Now on ‘Display Diamonds in the Rough—‘Engagement Rings —Guaranteed— 23 Kimberley Street, iShantyville-Dial 25 Laundries Sent it to LOUISE HARDY’S HAND LAUNDRY “The Laundry of Many Regrets!” Ask about our ten-day service. All wearing apparel put through the mangle! Unsanitary'—Careless1—Expensive We pay no attention to Phone calls “Where iSoap Isn’t Used!” 789 Grimy Street, Gouverneur—Don’t Dial 1313 Lemons THE SWEET LEMON ASSOCIATION William Carroll, President Our President, the world’s leading naturalist, has succeeded1 in crossing a grape with a rasp- berry, and has produced a lemon. We sell these, three for $.10. “Squeeze a Carroll Lemon and1 Blink!” 764 Sour-Face Avenue, Hailesboro.-Dial ? ? ? ? Life Insurance METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE CO. Dept. Manager, Betty McCullouch For exercise we provide horses to plow with, fifty pound artificial fish to catch, hayfields to pitch in, and boats to row twelve miles a day; also a cindered track to run two miles a day on, if desired. 706 Reducing Boulevard, Rossde 'Phone 2'9-W Loans LOANS On Your Own Signature Single persons or married couples may borrow on their own signatures. No other security is required. One to one hundred years to repay. GRIMSHAW FINANCE CORPORATION National Wasting Bank Building 29 Hockey Avenue, Pierces Cornersr—Dial 250JR Machinists LILLIAN JEFFERS’ MACHINE SHOP Mechanical Equipment MACHINIST and BLACKSMITH “No Sales and No Service!” 3500 Anvil Lane, Richville - Dial OIWE Marmalades “MICKEY’S MAGNIFICENT MARMALADE” The Date of Manufacture on Every Can. “Just 'Like Mother Used to Make!” “Untouched By Human Hand!” For special flavors, see Miss Jones, Manager. She guarantees all her products are “Ed”ible. “She Never (Fails to Please!” 537 Markwick Row Pierces Corners Dial—Orford 753 Mattresses HAYDEN MATTRESS CO. —-AH Kinds of Mattresses Tried Out'— Demonstrated) Daily—3:00 to 5:00 Rest Guaranteed By Experienced Rester 3800 Mitzy Boulevard, Shantyville 'Dial 3-17 Matrimonial Bureaus HOUSE’S MATRIMONIAL BUREAU —We Guarantee Satisfaction— When you get rid of the old mate, come to us for a new one. State your preference, male or female. “We Never Fail” 315 Wedlock Street, Fowler---Dial I Got U BETTY STEVENSON’S MATRIMONIAL BUREAU Two eligible bachelors now on hand—Hezekiah Perkins, six feet, one inch tall, straight black hair, thirty-five years of age, three wives dead, is a sailor. Ebenezer Snozzlegrass—five feet, one inch tall, red curly hair, weighs two hun- dred pounds, jovial as a jester, is a barber. Just one old maid—thirty years of age, be- spectacled, gout in only one leg, beautiful dyed hair, color, raven black. NIOTIOE—-Write in immediately if you desire a suitor or girl friend. Only a small fee charged. “WeiStrive to Please!” 'Marriage Bldg., No. Gouverneur—Phone 2 for 1 Periodicals The World’s Most Famous Scandal Sheet SNOOP AND PEEP Telling the scandals of Shantyville, Oxbow, Richville, Pierces Corners, Gouverneur, and Brasie Corners. Nothing escapes us! We know the “dirt” before it ever happens! Be prepared for the worst. Read Snoop and Peep! George Constantikes, Morris Glazier, Editor. Reporter. 524 Type St., Gouverneur Phone—Extra O O Pet Shops DAY’S Pet Shoppe and Bird Hospital Bring your animals to be overhauled. Results Guaranteed .Personal Attention of Harold Day Spragueville Dial 779