Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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“We Vive and die in scenes like these 9—Moore SNAP SHOTS Page Twenty-

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“Prophecy is not fatalism.”—Augustine The Eyes and Ears of the World (CONTINUED) Brown is the leading attraction in Dale Reiser's Vanities. The police have given Reiser twenty-four hours to close the show. Another theatrical announcement has just arrived. “The Manning-Bailey Circus, one of the greatest tent shows ever presented, opens at the Bronx Zoo next week.” Here’s a telegram from Ossining. “John Salmon, noted inmate of Sing-Sing, has returned for another five-year term. This will make fifteen years he has served as prison chaplain. ‘The old brick-pile attracts me,’ he says.” Leo Shinnock, proprietor of the B. O. Kinney, Incorporated chain of drug stores, announces the opening of a new store at the corner of Forty-second Street and Fifth Avenue. Another spectacular divorce is being aired in the courts of Reno. Doris Eggleston demands a decree from Neil Cornaire, on the grounds of non-support. Miss Eggleston is Cornaire’s fifth or sixth wife, I forget which. While on the subject of divorces, we notice that two marriage licenses were issued today. The courageous young couples con- cerned are Miss Mary Bockus and Everett Clark, and Miss Helen Whitney and Ardon Davis. That means that the license bureau is one up on the divorce court. Great Scot! What news! This dispatch states that Bennie Saidel. celebrated hermit, philosopher, and student (?) of human nature, has moved to a cave on the west side of Pike’s Peak. He says he wants everything to look Rosy. Monopoly charges, under the Anti-Trust Act, were dropped today against Stanley Baker, accused of attempting to corner the peroxide market. He testified in court that he had not intended to form a trust. He had merely tried to get enough peroxide to keep his chorus-girl-wife’s blonde hair blonde. This lady is no other than Lisla Jobin of the Class of ’31. Two patents were recently issued, one to Miss Sallie Leach, who offers a new method of making things Shine about the home; the other to Ernest Washburn. He has perfected a device to enlarge rumble seats. Both processes are being carefully guarded. Two famous female teams have returned to little old New York. The “Hazels”, Miss Howard and Miss Streeter, have been touring Europe, lecturing on Women’s Rights, while the Misses Geisendoerfer and Dafoe have been manikins at Jeanne Rene’s establish- ment in Paris. Irma Jeffers has been promoted from operator 13 to head inspector at the New York Telephone Exchange, because of her resourcefulness and quick thinking. She summoned the fire department when she saw smoke pouring from the president’s office. It developed, however, that the smoke was issuing from the president’s favorite old briar, but no one discovered this fact until the hose had been shut off and the fire laddies had departed. News comes from India that Grace Hillis, the eccentric missionary, has succeeded in converting Bob Blair to her faith. Why bother? Now, according to the latest dispatch. “K” Smith has incorporated the Gouverneur Women’s Chevrolet Taxi Company and has opened a branch in Yonkers. Guess I’ll have to call “K” and order a cab to take me to my farm in Connecticut, and so I’ll say, “So long until tomorrow.” Ladies and gentlemen, you have been listening to Charles Jones, successor to Lowell Thomas, the Radio Voice of the Deanonian, the great news annual. Next you will hear a program of dinner-dance music by Lawrence Richardson and his Black and Blue Room Orchestra. Your announcer is LeRoy Fortune.

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JUNIOR CLASS