Gouverneur High School - Deanonian Yearbook (Gouverneur, NY)

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“I shall alzvays consider the best guesser the best phophet.”—Cicero. This evening, June 25, 1939, we are to have the pleasure of hearing of the whereabouts and of the doings of our former classmates in G. H. S. The announcer is Father Time, speaking through station W-O-R-L-D. Kathryn Farmer, nursery expert, will lecture on Shrubbery and Care of Bushes. Worth Phillips, toughest man in Barnum and Bailey’s, will now chew tacks 10 the tune of I Can’t Give You Anything But Love. Paul Mosher, professor of mathematics at Mount Holyoke College, will dis- cuss Square Root and How to Find It. Harry Barbery, clown in Ringling Brothers’, will now make faces at you. Fortunately you cannot see them, but you may hear him laugh. George Boulet, who recently signed up with the Metropolitan Opera Com- pany, will sing two selections, Love Me and The World Is Mine, and Don’t Be Like That. Marjorie Woodcock, renowned naturalist, will relate her experiences with Burrs. Marion Smith, Musical Comedy star, will sing her song hit in her recent stage success. The selection is I Want To Be Bad. Harold Cross, scientist, who claims that in two or more years the automobile will be old-fashioned and out of date, will explain on what he bases his theory. Leola Byrns, governess for a rich Chicago family, will now relate how well the youngest child can handle a gun. Dorothy Young, mistress of a girls’ boarding school on the. Hudson, is going to demonstrate why and how she enforces the strict rules. Page Twenty-two

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“Not lost, but gone forever—Seneca. Senior Will (CONTINUED) Thirty-second—Paul Mosher leaves his secret love affairs to Johnston Seaker. Thirty-third—Worth Phillips leaves his wicked pair of eyes to Franklyn Ban- croft, who we know will need them. Thirty-fourth—Frederic Price leaves his Essex to Gregory Clark, in case Greg’s car wears out. Thirty-fifth—Ruth Rathburn leaves her efficiency and precision to the next Delta President. Thirty-sixth—Lyle Raven leaves his installment plan for someone else to try. Thirty-seventh—'fresa Scalzo leaves a remembrance of her snapping eyes and gum cracking with Miss Costello. Thirty-eighth—James Scott leaves his sheikish ways to Ardon Davis. Thirty-ninth—Marion Smith leaves her ability to typewrite and help Miss Vail, to Velma Brown. Fortieth—Helen Sprague leaves her pull in Tuttle’s grocery store to Gertrude DeRoche. Don’t eat too much, Gertrude; you know you are supposed to be dieting. Forty-first—Jean Stevens leaves all her rings, jewelry, and other paraphernalia, to Dorothy Ritchie. Forty-second—Roy Temple leaves his eloquence to next year’s Debate Team. Forty-third—Charles VanDuzee leaves his Senior picture to Edna Coveil. Forty-fourth—Helen VanDuzee leaves her demure ways and short skirts to some junior with graceful knees. Forty-fifth—Edna Wainwright leaves her little trick of not having to recite, to Dorothy Cox. Just cough a little bit, Dorothy. Forty-sixth—Velma Warner leaves her knack of never being where she should at the right time, to Douglas Bulger. Forty-seventh—Myrtle Wood leaves her absent slips to Miss Levis. Forty-eighth—Marjorie Woodcock leaves her charming ways and splendid executive ability to the next Minerva President. Forty-ninth—Eva Wright leaves her motto, “Get Your Man”, to Frances Collins. Fiftieth—Dorothy Young leaves her Chevrolet taxi, and her chauffeur, to Doris Moulton. Our loyalty, brilliancy, wit, our accomplishments, and all the rest, residue, and remainder of our property and estate, real and personal, of every kind whatsoever, or wheresoever situated, we give, devise, and bequeath to the high school in general. In Witness whereof, we have hereunto subscribed our name and affixed our seal, this twenty-fifth day of June, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-nine. The Class of Nineteen Twenty-nine. Page Twenty-one

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“Who speaks the truth, stabs falsehood to the heart.”—Lowell. Illlllllll Class Prophecy (CONTINUED) Eva Wright, adventuress, who recently returned from an Adirondack expedi- tion, will tell you why she likes a cozy Glenn. Tresa Scalzo, noted violinist, will play for her audience a love song entitled In the Depths of Thine Eyes. Anna Brown, actress, has mysteriously disappeared from her homej in Holly- wood. If you see her, please ask her to come back. Elinor Grey, Dean of Wellesley College, will give an interesting talk on College Life. Archie McLintock, famous explorer, will relate some of his African adven- tures. He has recently written a book entitled Tales of the Jungle. Ruth Rathburn, wife of a prominent millionaire, will talk on furniture, and explain why she prefers Morris chairs to the modernistic type. Hobert Dunkelberg, a devout Bible student, will now say, “Grace.” Marion Gallagher, beauty specialist, will now describe her new method of lifting knees. Donald Bulger, Mr. Cunningham’s successor, ably assisted by his wife, Dorothy, is Gouverneur’s leading photographer. He will now describe the many attractions of his profession. Jean Stevens, young girl aviatrix, who recently flew to Mars, will discuss Why I Go Up In the Air. Dixson Carpenter, who became a monk, will explain why he returned to the world and his Love. Edward Burr, the famous policeman who was sent to cleanse Chicago of crime, will tell you, from his ward in one of the city hospitals, just why he didn’t succeed. Grace Downey, the movie actress, who has published her life story, will now read to you the most interesting parts of this book. Episode I, is My First Love, to be followed by The Baker Boy. Gladys Montreville organized a woman’s police force, and will relate her adventures in raiding New York’s Night Clubs. Dorothy Davis, now happily married, is going to explain what is Worth while in life. Velma Warner, who flips flapjacks in a Chinese restaurant, will now advise you how to make non-skid pancakes. Page Twenty-three