Goucher College - Donnybrook Fair Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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Gunirihutnraa The DONNYBROOK FAIR Board Wishes to express its ap- preciation 0f the co-operation and interest shown by Mr. Baker, Without Whose help the Good Ship DONNYBROOK FAIR could never have embarked upon this voyage. Harry T. Baker Ernest P. Kuhl Wilfred A. Beardsley Sara Mayfield Joseph Beatty Helen Meats Theresa Berney Katherine N ewbury Eleanor Fowler Elizabeth Nitchie Hans Froelicher Esther Sherby Mildred Geiger Annette Straus Lilian Welsh Twenty-siao

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Dr. FreudaGood morning, Niels Debel. I am so glad to see that at last you have given vent to that long suppressed desire of yours to show that one man in the United States at least could carry a vest pocket edition of the Constitution in his vest pocket. Dr. DebelaYes, that is settled, my good friend Sigmund, but sad to say, there is another load which worries me greatly. Dr. FreudeYes, yes, Niels, you wrote me of it. But you must realize how dangerous it is to even contemplate having the capital of the United States moved to Nebraska. My dear Dr. Williams: I am sorry to say that I will have to refuse to discuss your problem of modest women. Sincerely, Sigmund Freud. Dr. Freud-So, Mrs. Peters, you suffer from lack of sleep, eh? From all indications I would say that you are suffering from the totally sup- pressed desire to discover Whether Cro-Magnon ate With his knife. Let me add that the constant wearing of that Greek charm about your neck will do nothing to alleviate your insomnia. Dr. PetersaI am so glad you corroborate what Gilbert Murray, Stan- ley Baldwin, Dean Inge, Mr. Myers, Mr. Osborne, Mr. Sumner, Miss New- bigen and Ellsworth Huntington said to me last summer at Oxford. glt Fags in Cashfmrtiae 57 Varieties The Faculty nYou just know she wears themt' Dean Stimson 99 44400727 Pure Dr. Nitchie Ever-Readee Dr. Bowman Delicious and Refreshing Dr. Curtis Sodas that are sodalicioust, Nurse Browne ttKodak as You Got Dr. Merritt tTry this on your pianoit Dr. Lloyd spilling some H2 SO4 ttStacomb-Controls Unruly Hair't DP- Beardsley iiSend for this Booklettt Dr. Hawes ttSolves every social problemn Drs. Peter and Carroll ttAsk for U. S. Rubbers Dr. Beatty Arrow Collar Dr. Cleland ttGo to school at home Cut System ttHot Breakfasts Quick Gray Goose ttBest in the Long Runt Dr. Froelicher and Dr. Welsh Reverse position. Walk backwards to page marked 110. mwg Twenty-five

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