Goucher College - Donnybrook Fair Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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ngbgammgbo ooh? mitt agrnfztima The Donnybrook Fair Board is trusting to the spirit of good-na- tured fun which you have evinced on past occasions to laugh at our attempts to be humorous at your expense. If we have touched a weak- ness we most sincerely beg your pardons. All we have written has been done in a gentle and jovial spirit, and we felt sure of your good sportsmanship in accepting this in the spirit in which it was meant. We have been compelled to exclude many we would have delighted to honor but our space was limited, and we hope we have hurt no onels feelings by leaving him out, and certainly not by including him. Herein may be found a startling series of disclosures made by Sig- mund Freud himself, showing an incredible number of shocking suppressed desires, revealed by the members of our august faculty. Dr. Freud re- linquished these precious records only at the earnest request of the DONNY- BROOK FAIR Board, who insisted that in the interest of science they should be accessible to all students of Goucher College. Dr. W. W. Guth, President of Goucher College. My dear Dr. Guth: In reply to your last letter, I wish to tell you how happy I am that at last you have given expression to that long-suppressed desire to change your residence to 421 Goucher Campus, Towson. I feel sure that the attainment of this desire will make you a thoroughly happy man, and I accept with pleasure your offer of the chair of psycho-analysis at Greater Goucher. Sincerely yours, Sigmund Freud. Dr. FreudeMiss Stimson, are you conscious of any special reason for wearing green hose? Dr. StimsoneI know of none, except that they are soothing to my sole. Dr. Freudea-To me, it is an obvious indication that you have a sup- pressed desire to prove you are not a Blue Stocking. Dr. FreudeHow do you do, Miss Mason. Miss MaisoneHow interesting! Dr. FreudeAh! The very crux of the situation. You have revealed your soul to me in that statement. Do you remember that as a little girl you once drew a picture of an innocuous pig, and a kind lady, to whom you showed it, filled you with childish glee by exclaiming, ttHow interesting? From that moment you determined to make others happy by the same method. Dr. Freud tdictating letteryaMy dear Miss Probst, In response to yours of the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh of this month, I would say that your suppressed desire is to be- come Secretary of the International Correspondence School, Where you Twenty-o'ne