Goucher College - Donnybrook Fair Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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ganhergrahuate agrnherhg 1. An exhortation t0 the faculty to pay heed diligently. SeThe ways of the Oppressor. IZeThe New Professor. 16e These things doth the student'love. 197Our choicest gems. ZkHttnlour. SleaFinalexhortation. Hear. ye Faculty. the instruction of a Student. and attend to know understanding. 2. Trust in the Student body with all thine heart and lean not unto thine own understanding. 3. Despise not the ehastening of the Student; neither be weary of his correction. 4. Happy is the Instructor that hndeth popularity. and in these ways thou shalt attain thine Ends. 5. 11 Say unto the Student, GO and come again. and t0- morrow I will give thee thy quiz paper; when thou hast them bythee. 6. Devise evil against thy Students, and give them EX- aminations without warning, seeing they are meek as lambs and have done thee no harm. 7. Envy thou the oppressor and choose his ways. 8. The curse of the Student is in the house of the just: but he blesseth the habitation 0f the thmken 9. Surely he scorneth the lenient: but he giveth affection unto the seornerst 10. At the beginning of thy Course speak sweet seducing words. giving the inrzpressimz to thy Students that it is a Cinch. 11. But when thou hast progressed a few weeks, increase thy Speed; and after a series of quizzes run thy Class grace- fully upon the rocks df an impassable Examination. 12. II For the lips of a Professor must drop as an honey- comb. Tmeniy-el'ghl

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GBfficers-Cnnt- SUSAN M. CATTERSON 2116 North Charles Street Cashier Appointed. 19191 ROBERTA JAMISON 1001 W. Lafayette Avenue Accountant Appointed, 1918. ' MRS. A. ASHLEY-HARMON Glitner Hall Mistress of Clitner Hall MRS. ELLA W. BYRD Vingolf Hall Mistress of Vingolf Hall EMMA L. CHILDS, B. S. Folkvang Hall Dietitian and Mistress of Follgvang Hall B. SH Teachersy College. Columbia University, 1912; appointed Dietitian and Mistress of Folkvang 11:111. 1918. Appointed, 1919. Appointed, 1908. MRS. EMMA B. ELLIOTT Gimle Hall Mistress of Cimle Hall Appointed, 1919. MRS. CLARA F . HANNAMAN Fensal 1-16.11 Mistress of Fensal Hall MRS. MARY R. MANNING, A. B. Sessrymner Hall Mistress of Sessrymner Hall A. B., Delaware C011ege, 1886; appointaL 1918. Appointed, 1907. MRS. ELEANOR GITTINcs PRICE Mardal Hall Mistress of Mardal Hall Appointed, 1916. MARY ELIZABETH BROWNE Fensal Hall Head Resident Trained Nurse Graduate, Johns Hopkins Training School for Nurses. 1901; appointed. 1910. WILLIAM D. CLARK 441 Lorraine Avenue Chief Engineer Appointed Assistant Engineer, 1914; Chief Engineer. 1919. ELSA G. HAYDEN Elm Avenue, Mt. Washington Assistant in the Business Oficc Appointed, 1919. Twenly-seven

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13. iiut his end should be hitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. 14. Lest the Student should ponder the path of his thought. his ways are moveahle, that they cannot know them. 15. He goeth not thy the C?ass R011, and even calleth on one Student twice in one day. 16. CI These things doth the Student love: 17. A proud 100k, a smooth tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood. 18. An intellect that deviseth subtle imrginings, and a desire that he swift in requiring papers. 1.9. T Destructive criticism is a source of inspiration. 20. The wise Professor knoweth no opinion but his own. 21. The thoughts of the Instructor are tight; but the counsels ot' the Student are deceit. 22. Knowiedge is easy unto him that understandeth. 23. The wise Professor helieveth every word he sayeth. 24. The Prudent inherit folly; but the Simple are crowned with knowledge. 25. The fear of a Professor is a fountain of Wisdom. 26. The eye of the good Professor is in every place. 27. The lips of the foolish disperse knowledge. 28. '1 A dazzling humour is in the lips of the Pedagogue. 29. True wit is not diminished by repetition. 30. A Holiday Assignment is the joy of every Studentts life. 31. E Keep thou to these paths diligentiy, O Instructor, and great shall be thy popularity, even as the Snow in summer and as the Rain in harvest. Selah. Twcnly-nine