Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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CLASS POEM 14 By Carroll and McEntire As we, the Class of Forty-five, Leave Goshen High and try to strive, Our thoughts go back to memories dear, Of quiet and solitude in our Senior year. We thank Mr. Hooker for his kindly way, Whenever the Class would go astray. As for pushing the tank on Hallowe’en Night, It was fun, but the Troopers scared us all right To Mr. Martin we send our thanks; We’re really sorry for all our pranks. In future years when you feel low, Just think of us and you’ll be sure to glow. To Mr. Krepick we all bequeath, A typing machine and a laurel wreath; And we’ll remember with high esteem, Your wonderful coaching and champion team. We thank Miss Pope for her piercing looks, Amidst the turmoil of library books. But as for the nicknames for which she’s famous, She only did it just to shame us. We hope the cheerleaders for next year’s team Will have half the pep and just as much steam. For with Mrs. McMann’s kind guiding light, We hope you’ll agree and never fight. We hate to leave our friends behind, To work and slave at the same old grind; In years to come as you look back, too, You’11 be just like us, sad and blue. As we pass through these doors of learning, Whether near or far our hearts will be yearning, For we’ll always remember dear G.H. S. And, take it from us, it’s really the best!

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13 old days of 194-5, when you had to have-a priority to get a date? Well, thanks to Irene, them days are gone forever! Ruth Clayton, old and gray before her time, still looking for a man, one at least eight feet tall. You see, little Ruth has climbed to great heights. Inez Francisc o is now assistant Command-er-in-Chief of the Navy. In this high post she is able to get all the dope on the activities ana whereabouts of two sailors, both with the same name. Her favorite expression is, Eat, drink and be Harry . Francis Ford and Peter Ptak are operating in the latest sideshow of the Barnum Bailey Circus where they are known as The Long and Short of It. In his spare time Fordy fashions genuine antiques. Selena Brisky is still running around Middletown with two husbands! Her life is somewhat dangerous becauseneither husband knows the other exists. It is further complicated by the recent publication of a book entitled The life and Loves of Selena Brisky. Honest, it’s a moronic state of affairs. Marilyn Suresky is demonstration manager for Chesterfield Cigarettes--when she isn’t wound round a lamp post. We understand she got her license renewed only through political pull. Grace Brink has become manager of a chain of roller skating rinks. They have been recommended by posters all over the country, with the slogan saying Get Rid of Your Kinks at Brink’s Rinks . Mary GraySwezey has just published a series of books that have hit the list of best sellers. In order, they are called A Tribute to Dewey, A Tribute to Dewey, A Tribute to Dewey and A Tribute to Dewey. Genevieve Krzczuk has followed in her sister’s footsteps. She now owns and operates a beauty salon. Her chief customer is Mr. Sprague,who comes in for scalp treatments twice weekly. Clara Cipriani has put her French to goo'd use. She now conducts a French school for gun molls in the heart of Brooklyn, where all the molls say, Stick ’em up the Slippery Annie way, with a combined French and Brooklyn accent. Anna Richner has teamed upwith her childhood flame in an act with RinglingCir-cus that has plenty spark in it. It’s called the Charles Midge Motorcycle Show. Their records of speed challenge even those of Superman. Nellie Werner. Bus Howell isstill racking his brain,trying tofind someone to take Nell’s place at the Pantre. It seems they are losing the male quota of customers, due to the fact that Nellie has taken over as head waitress of Werner's We inery, where The Elite meet to eat . Joan McEntire and Eugene Creeden recently blessed Carnegie Hall with a joint appearance, playing the symphonic arrangement of Chop Sticks in Qb Minor. Joan’s superb accompaniment on the piano was surpassed only by the extravaganza on the violin by Squeakie. According to the critics,the team of Johannas McEntire and Eugenius Creeden is destined to become tops in the musical world. Audrey Weeden is now proprietor of the Greezy Soap Manufacturing Company. This soap, 86 44 100% pure, contains no oil, no grease, no fat, no nothin’. Incidentally, this is the reason the whole business is all washed up. William Bates has the only farm of its kind in the world. He has recently patented his own invention, meat seed. Bill is modest about his success; so in order to promote his products he has the walks and driveways of his palatial' residence linedwith anartistic pattern of pork chops for a border, and an assortment of salami and bologna for a background. Alice Currao and Julia Ptak are radio actresses with roles in the soap opera called Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder? or Get the Pants Out of the Stew.Ma! Alice portrays the domineering wife, Lulabelle; Julie is the adventuress, Madame Shoo-Shoo, in the eternal triangle. Don’t forget to send in your box-tops and get a free photo of Lulabelle and Madame Shoo-Shoo.Sorry, we are all out of photographs of the triangle. Phyllis Gillespie , we see, is now owner of a thriving Learn 'Em How to Argue School. All customers are High School pupils whostill have trouble with their insulting teachers. Naturally, Phyllis has had a bit of experience in this field, and is able to tell students exactly how tofight fortheir rights. Harry Pownall is pounding the skins on Broadway where his fame is secure. On the side he carries on a prosperous trade in the cartooning of wallpaper. By the way, the White House has just been redecorated with Pownall 's Popular Pictures. Dan Pe liar in, first Mayor of New Hampton, has, to the utter amazement of everyone, totally disappeared. Gone probably to another world, Mars perhaps, looking for a mate tosuit Gizwankus . Thus has the Class of '45 stood the test of years. Long live the Class of '45-

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