Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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11 of ’46 to pull them through Senior year. Audrey Weeden leaves her shorthand skill to Barbara Brisky. Anna Richner leaves her feminine ways to Ruth Binch. Grace Keller just leaves. Pete Ptak wills to Eugene Barnes his infantry career. The Shorthand 2 Class leaves a ton of Snap-Whe n-You-Chew-It bubblegum to the teacher, Mrs. McEachern. To Miss Pope we leave haunting memories of forty little dears . Re, as a Class, express our sincere apprecxati on to all members of the Faculty who have guided us through these years of toil. We also hope that no Class they may have m years to come will cause as much trouble as we have, and that the future Classes will be more studious. In affectionate Farewell 7?e Class of is P TAKS GAKflGf

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10 CLASS WILL TO THE students and Faculty who will meet again next year without the Class of ’45, we bequeath the many treasured possessions which we have collected during our days in school. We hope they will serve as lasting remembrances of a great Class. We leave to Howard Lewis, Mary Gray Swezey's ability to be petite as well as brig ht and charming. We leave Marilyn Adams's ability to get along with Mr. McKee toLois Lazier. To Mr. Slone the Class bequeaths a new staff of intelligent, conscientious and attractive girls tohelp him with his Victory Gardens. To Rocky Millar (Huba! Huba! )we leave a one-way ticket to Britain. We will the attic stairs toany underclassman who thinks he can get as much use from them as we got. (But may we give you a slight warning? You can never tell when a member of the Faculty will come around the corner). Aubrey Christie's smooth talk we give to John Parker, so that he will spend less time in the Vice-Principal’s office. We leave to Willie Christensen, Dan (Einstein) Pellarin's capacity to understand relativity and the fourth dimension --also the opposite sex. Marion Cortnght's Jimmy we leave (just for a while) to Helen Myruski, so that she’ll have made the complete round of all the fellas that used to be classmates of ours. To Joyce Andrews we leave Inez Francisco’s naturally curly hair, so she won’t have to spend so much time in front of the hall mirror next year. Julia Ptak's gorgeous blonde hair we leave to Bob (Brush) Strong, to keep his head warm during the winter months. To Virginia Galus we leave Bill Duggan's sincere interest in science. We leave to Viv DeVine the marks in French of Clara Cipriani and the gracious mien of Grade Brink. To Bette Werner we leave Phyllis Gillespie's ability to jump out the window in Glee Club when it becomes monotonous. The Senior girls leave abook entitled How to Runa Class Without Men tothe girls of next year’s Senior group. We leave Marilyn Suresky's skill in happy little fictions that pull her out of tight spots to Lois Houston. Harry Pownall leaves his ability not to laugh at his own jokes toMr. Campaigne. To Helena Brittian we leave the sweet innocence of Bettie McGowan. We leave Joan McEntire's fiery Irish temper to Betty Howard, so she may have a little control over Ray. Joe Nelson's exceptional managerial talent we will to Porky Vavricka,so he can prevent those locker mishaps. Lois Soons 's intelligence we leave to the Class of ’4-6, so that they will be able to make money without the assistance of Mr. Sprague. Ruth ie Clayton leaves her well-publicized legs to Belle Knapp. To Dick and Gerry we leave Francis (Monk) Ford's ability tobe satisfied with the gals in Goshen. Betty Lattimer leaves her success in tracking down a suitable suitor to Wilma Spiers. Charlie Schubert leaves his ability to stand up under any circumstances to Johnny Heitz. To Ray Bally we bequeath Bill Bates's method of running a class meeting without monopolizing the conversation. Jenny Krzczuk wills her variety of hair-do’s to Mable Morley. Harold White leaves to next year’s cafeteria manager his bugle, so that she can call the students to mess! Joan Carroll bequeaths her experience with steadies to Janie and Irene Seer. To Louis Cboikovits we leave Dan McEntire's super-saturated line, so that he won’t have to depend on his car and a straitjacket to keep his elbows controlled. To Betty Harding Selena Brisky wills her ability to blush. We will Sophie Orzechowski 's way with people to Mr. Sprague. Alice Currao leaves her grown-up mannerisms to Helen Swanwick. We leave Anna Murabito’s interest in school to Antionette Shesa. Eugene Creeden (Don’t tell anybody folks, but he takes vitamin pills) wills his Atlas physique toBillie (Pee-Wee) Hanley, so when he finally gets a girl he can hold on to her. To Dick Wallace we leave George Mure h’s way with women. Irene Mally leaves to Eileen Lempka her ability to get along with Harry Noha. To Geraldine Ewald we leave Nell (S. A.) Werner's powers of attraction. Ceal Holman leaves her ability to grow finger nails to Bob Sitzer. Edna Lane leaves a motor tothe Class

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12 CLASS PROPHECY ABOARD the Marauder, shooting rapidly through the fourth dimension of time, we can lookback upon the vanishing Earth, strange as it grows smaller and uncanny, suspended in the silent blackness of the ether. Slowly turning and glowing in the reflected light, it is the A.D. 1945. Turning thepredometer and adjusting the turbulent stream of the fifth dimension, we find ourselves ten chronometers ahead in time. looking out past many nebulae and galaxies, we again see Earth. This time expanding as our space-ship rockets on toward this future world. Once past Mars, the cosmic ray is reversed and we deaccelerate toa smooth landing. Stepping through the electronic reflector, we Find ourselves in the year 1955. Marilyn Adams is now prima donna of the Met.She has the reputation of creating new operas, because no one recognizes her renditions of the old ones. Joan Carroll now operates a Chinese restaurant where curried rice is the great specialty of the house. Grace Keller is now No. 1 secretary and treasurer for the firm of Krepick, Krepick, Krepick Krepick. Grace is indispensable to the firm because no one else can decipher hershorthand or figure out her filing systems. Right now the firm is in conference, debating whether to fire her and go bankrupt or to give her a raise. Anna Murabito is well on her way toward becoming Secretary of the Treasury of the U.S. Right now she is president of the Goshen Hills National Bank. She often takes samples home at night. Edna Lane couldn’t get away from school. Don’t get us wrong; she’t not a student. However, when you lift the receiver of the telephone in any one of the rooms, it is her voice you hear. You see, Edna has taken over Miss Scott’s post. Sophie Orzechouski has combined her nursing and flying careers. She’s up in the air all the time. Even on the stormiest nights we can see Sophie roaming the sky, keeping pulses up and holding temperatures down. Charles Schubert has made headlines in the local paper this week. Schubie has just had his first total bath in ten years in that long-desired bathtub of his in order to get rid of the grime accumulated during a decade of hard labor at Wheeler’s Tire Service. Harold White now bugles for the regiment of ushers at Goshen Theatre. As it has three matinees weekly now instead of the former two,we hear Harold is pretty well blown out. Harold is responsible only to George Murch, v ho has followed in Joe Warrick’s footsteps. Joseph Nelson tests pillows and mattresses for the Warm Springs Mattress Company. A little bird told us Joe was often found asleep on the job. Celia Kolman has set an all-time high. She has just pulled her 15-millionth red onion, which results in a you-know-what. She’s called Pucker-up Pin-up . Bill Duggan is stuck in a stuffy laboratory with chemicals and math formulae plastered all over the place. It seems Bill is still looking for an application of the Garman formulas. Bettie McGowan has filled the position of chief usherette at Goshen Theatre. Duripg the dark, spooky, scary parts of the murder thrillers we can see Bettie running down the aisles to hold the little children’s hands, so Neithold Brothers won’t lose the little kidtrade. Betty Lattimer has settled down into a sweet, serene life in the mass production of little bunnies . We hear she raises a gross a year. Marion Cortright, the newllome Ec teacher, now serves Cortright’s Little Gizzard Pills with every meal, and at last the cafeteria is free of complaints. Lots Soons has taken over the position of technical adviser to the Faculty of G.H.S. We see that the teachers still have the same problems they had when the Class of ’45 ruled the school. Lois has become quite a fanatic on IQs. She holds tests for all her victims semiweekly, even participating in them herself. From the last report Soonsie’s super-IQ is 300.45623890215%. Aubrey Christie, now incapacity of G.H.S. physical education teacher, can be seen chasing G.G. Sprague around the halls in a futile attempt to secure the gym after school, so the girls can play basketball once in a while. Daniel McEntire. Don’t let the Mac fool you. He’s really Scotch, and the latest evidence is that Danny is now in Glas-gae College as Cheer Leader. His latest yell is Get that quarterback! Irene Mally is now manager of a Bachelors Club. We see her flitting from one man to another, as she aids them in finding a permanent love life.Pemember the good