Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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fDeason Jones was very ill. His? l brethren were keenly inter- l 1 x l ested in his condition. To- 1 fxif Eff? ward the end, bulletins Werel ' goggedbforzlhghlelogiackboard outj 'Cf' - '--- H-XQYQ--Q---7-,K il A.M, Deacon Jones very much i f' N' 'C xii' 1 Worse. ' f ,by VX 2 A,M. Deacon Jones sinking A' X K h fast, 6Q? 'QQ N, I3 A.M. Deacon Jones very low. 2 In Qyf 3 m.i4 A.M. Deacon Jones dead. Gonel 'v Z- I - , V ,,,,,,, I Y V v r Z Q- Mother:UNow say your prayers, 4 Sonny, and go to sleep.H 2 - y Little Charley Ca new 'football' Lx 'T' Q Q fan : UGod bless ma God - ' , L I bless pai God blessvmen ...,. rahi rah. rahZ i ' W Louise:G.: Mummy, you know f . - that vase I handed down from generation ! YOU Said had been -i4.f.e.z-1.e1:.d.L,.M.Q.K.C,mz.v:.d.1.Se..- to generation?H 1 Mummy: HYes, dear?H Q Conyt' I e,,,il3.Q F Llillld l D I 1 Qto heaven. 11 . 3 y1JC3QA gijq O L3 'gThe little boy read the bu - 'H' A '4 'H A M'HY6tiD and then added this: 5 , I A.M. Great excitement in .1,C,,l1aDf:.Qf,S,LFISQE? J heaven- Deacon Jenes not I , ' 4 yet arrived. -H-HHH-HH-f?AJl2MHM-HH--Hema-iPHow'aboutna:little kiss?M I . 1NNo, I have scruples.H -g.,JQ.b..n e.... M.ae,pn,!fe,:g'zrCfbf.2n3 Well, them all fights We ? 5. f - ,g'eg1 V 'e.QQ wwkbeen Vacc1nated.H Q 1 MQ 0J5.1,,i7 QQZjL7.---.--..l be e M 4VQ,V ., ,- Louise:UUWell, this gonerationf'WWwUWM' ff, Q 5 has 'dropped iw' 3 ...1f-1.m5.iZit Q As reported The happy couple IX', ,- , will make their home at the , LQ IYQE-, ...... old Manse As printed: The happy couple Q IDA x will make their home at the 1 ,QPR fjff 4 Old men's i V' 'k ' 'x f'HH' M'g 3 ----l--- --- i is f ' r! .LDCDT 11 3,711 yi D 12 5: -. W. A ..

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r i V W j about the Dead Sea.H x Ax I g A HWell, did you know that my rg.ic:h1mme,Qlfleafc vrrlfflmufeuifbri Elii23?imdfathef mm the A v lStueve:nbo-you-inet-the diff- l . - i??SQTEE between visionfand iMfiHLQHHDdiEHIWQ0QK0QnHligig NoL T-SEHLLQEILQZ You know the girls ve jwere out with yesterday? Well, Qthe one I was with'Was'aJ . J H fvision, and the one you were ,JJLHJFIA - Gerhevvemmv ' June: You remind me of en air- ,l plane. P.l: Why-because I'm a high flyer? June: No, because you're just A l , I .- he .5.Q,,iJ,!ffQ.lTl Zzf? . - .r J., .W-. -13 .QM L tom. L Em RD. no good on earth. l CW I l fx? V -------------- Z -, Q, w H FOR about an hour a Wen fromykl-LJi!LLL!1EK '-- Qgigixuil' Denver had been boasting to an Englishmen about the magnificent of the Rocky TToLmtains.ysQg,Qn'td'D Tf VI 5171, M t , ljoldier: Sir, the enemy are es thick as peas! HGnnerel: All right shell them Mod- 'V..!,.I.l'J..-S...... .mi1.d.CUrri.dl, b f ' .... ----i--l--- ' Q 0 , . ,f -X ,-7 fx X.. v ,. ,,.. eww ..... v-,,1.,e.,o.r,r,,h,, r UOVbmmm,r 1 Katie: What is a pedestrain? Sophia: A men who has two cars, a wife, and an eighteen year-old daughter. --.---..------- J HYou seem very proud of theml observed the Englishmen. I V s ' K HYou bet I am H renlied the E j j '.M7 -f J men from Denver.9And l ought toindflejwkelh,4,f1MLZfjg!Uf3uQSnH be, since my ancestors built I . them.H l fx The other thought this over ' a few moments, and then eslied, U vHDid you ever hear of the Deed J! ISea?H V HYes, indeed,U replied the t man from Denver. l know elligonliib U y j? C,2:Jb-5LI?1 ?! 124

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ckufmlaermr Bslaalwsmshiimaes CY o R lv El -me s I I Betty: She dresses sensibly I and modestly. Va. Lee: UYes, that woman will do anything to attract atte D tion.H ' I He: If you keep looking at mei n like that I'm going to kiss you . 1 Miss Stewart: Well, I can't hold this expression much M longer. 1 Picturesque speech and patter UEvery boy in the room was, trying to get her wave len th f,f f - H Mn MmvmmMnW'umeinNg ,Inj 3155? !AQAdQJiW' The saying is that heaven ' will protect the working girl, '-j?klL'LL'lj?5 ' QQQU but who will protect the guy y , ,,,, ' she's working? QQIQQQ-i .,., Sigilmnm- I r , I L10 VII! Q 777, , by nA school teacher has saved cl 71 I6 L S S fo 7' EL many amusing answers on ex- H'nn'UU'uu 'U7'UU'Uu'UU'HU'H'amination papers by her pupils l The following are a few of the -.LA52.4-.f.4:',1'...2?2?f?f?. ff.4U!J?.',5'.'?..1 best: K ' ,..!5'..?f.. lggrlimony, sometimes called L D VV Qzg S-T holy, is another name for mar- U ' H ' It iriage,nweWhat are rabies, and ' ' what would you do for them? C-gr-y.Q2,,5 .-M- Sig-H-WAffffni-gg-,f'jf9fiMBabies are Jewish priests. I J should do nothing for them.--- F A mgmentgm is what you give a 0, if 7 ff if 'tr G1 o If lv E2 77'L,WFQ,QlL'fQiOIQY'Jxi'1'i6Il they are leaving .N Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother's birthmark,wuMA gen- sgs taker is a man who goes from house to house ingregging t e population.---The ggvgrgment of England is a limited mock ery,---The letters M. Q. signify Wmertally deficient,H---Sol- omon had 300 wives and 700 porcupinesaee-The.Mediterranean and the Red Sea are connected by the Sewage Canal.-umQl1QgEQ lasts all the time, but weather only for a few days. nn...- -nm--an Miss Armentrout: HWhat is a creditor, J. R.?N J. R. Crain: 'A man who must be told that daddy is'not at home . 126