Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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iSome Solid Geom-l A Teacher: What is wrong with for Mr. Ramsey? this sentence? UGirls is na- GiVGH2 One ton of coal. turally better looking than 5 To Prove: One ton of coal is a boys,n 5 chicken thief. Mink: Girls is artificially PI'OOf2 5 better looking than boys. One ton of coal is two thous i ---------- L and pounds. Two thousand 5Mr. Dunn: Where is Bill Knoke?f pounds is 3 Weight. A wait ,Bill Butler: Do you nean that iS a short Stop. A Short 1 fellow that wears a size 14 stop is a baseball player. ' Shoe? A baseball player is a foul ,Mr. Dunn: Yes. catcher. A foul catcher is aLBill B, He's down at the crossy i chicken thief. ' l A ' f road turning around. Given: One sheet of writing pa-lTraffie Cepg Den't you knew A per. what it means when I hold my To Prove: A sheet of paper is a hand. lazy dog. Miss Armentrout: I ought to. Proof: I've been a school teacher A sheet of paper is an ink A for twenty-five years. lined plane. An inclined --------- f plane is a slope up. A slow ,Barberz Wet, or dry, sir? pup is a lazy dog, lCustomer: Comb my hair and ----------- 5 never mind about my politics. only Q.i.-5.. .,.tl-,V,u,LQ,aJ1.f..5z,11t9a-l... I ,a t,., EQJHQEMMH ' Q... Hiic,asrs,Qf,,fes,----, ,Bali Haj' In def v 1 ce A ,vftjfjfgff Vmiatmfz MPA. .117 y If F'fi.Y SDOATO - A ' 121

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l s ,MT D, .c, H .. - ,, lebout music? I In 4Opera Singer: I've been singing in the Metropolitan for twen 1 ty years. C3 I F Q' Miss Mickle: Then you must have -H.W9-H .... - known Madam Butterfly whenk i .., ' she was only a caterpillar. ' Ester: Crather bored and sleepy , i at 2:34 A.M.l HI don't know a thing about baseball. Bill Butler: Let me-explain it .offilid ,, ' ' ll, , cCQQtdl, oid Lsdyctot11zt15fE657 Snibk3iBE KX cigarettebz You'd better 5 vivo stop that, otherwise you will 'lg , , never become president. M fe '-Qfiy Little Boy: CBob Vogell Oh, x'Q9 'XJM that's all right, I'm a rep- '.ff7 E 'ws ublican anyway, i fjyw Q c --------- - , Draftee: Course I know all ab- ggglilgljlp-M '52G, out Uncle Sem, Surg, but who ffl' -,XA is that Auntie Air Craft? M -- ---.---Q-q Q N-5 S ii BBT, '- i ite you. B B W 1 - B gpf, ?x J 1 1Ester: Very well. Give me an ...A9...uCl--fi , illustration of a home run. fs gf . ?He was just a fortune hunter- .i.N.o.r.iU'a..4.bg!.d.2..l ..9,4P,.7fi.,K just Widow Shopping- x 1 , ..-.-.. -- Xxx . ,ff EOur son rises at lO, and sets bs. ,f' 1 all day. r, -.------ ,- . ' Q i, X, V 2. HKeep Smilingu ...Qo.nl1.gi3:n..l.e.,....e-oJ.,l - c .A B --o . ,. After a long talk and the voluei ff ' V , of peace, good will, and disarm!lgiQLL2MuUf3SLb1Jg111.F?lf-W-l ament, Mr. Ramsey asked his is class if they objected to wer. gflegrlQ1illnJY3EJiQJ1zL71dLSfiH, Walter Porter: HYes, l do.U 1 id l ' Mr. Ramsey: Good: Nov tell us Jef--f ' Why M 4 L 'W 17.64-...t. M 1 Walter P.: UBecause sir, wars E jl'J'Ti 'gNu Aff'r make history, and I hate , Q-31'-' B history.H Q 4X1',A,5'i --------- I - Qf' ' Miss Mickle: What do you know Q XE? 2 123