Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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iSome Solid Geom-l A Teacher: What is wrong with for Mr. Ramsey? this sentence? UGirls is na- GiVGH2 One ton of coal. turally better looking than 5 To Prove: One ton of coal is a boys,n 5 chicken thief. Mink: Girls is artificially PI'OOf2 5 better looking than boys. One ton of coal is two thous i ---------- L and pounds. Two thousand 5Mr. Dunn: Where is Bill Knoke?f pounds is 3 Weight. A wait ,Bill Butler: Do you nean that iS a short Stop. A Short 1 fellow that wears a size 14 stop is a baseball player. ' Shoe? A baseball player is a foul ,Mr. Dunn: Yes. catcher. A foul catcher is aLBill B, He's down at the crossy i chicken thief. ' l A ' f road turning around. Given: One sheet of writing pa-lTraffie Cepg Den't you knew A per. what it means when I hold my To Prove: A sheet of paper is a hand. lazy dog. Miss Armentrout: I ought to. Proof: I've been a school teacher A sheet of paper is an ink A for twenty-five years. lined plane. An inclined --------- f plane is a slope up. A slow ,Barberz Wet, or dry, sir? pup is a lazy dog, lCustomer: Comb my hair and ----------- 5 never mind about my politics. only Q.i.-5.. .,.tl-,V,u,LQ,aJ1.f..5z,11t9a-l... I ,a t,., EQJHQEMMH ' Q... Hiic,asrs,Qf,,fes,----, ,Bali Haj' In def v 1 ce A ,vftjfjfgff Vmiatmfz MPA. .117 y If F'fi.Y SDOATO - A ' 121

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, fmiss Armentrout: Def1nethe' CX word puncture. 84, J.R..: A puncture is a little '-.fxgf 'Jgyk hole in a tire, usually fou- l ,L 'nd a great distance from tho Qhfja I-gl maya: i 'sfyfv garage., e he Egvw-V,-facts figs Bill Gale is always boasting about his family tree. Do you Vzeld +GaYd2 11 .is -think he has One? cies. Q S fag,-118 lv. H 51-mu,,yPQQJg5.fQcVnb1W- Sure he's a nut. Father: Who broke that chair 'M ' 'i f i ' ' in the parlor' last evening? ijo QC! S fQ-j 11,8 Betty S.: lt just collaspsed l 'l l ' l all of a sudden, father, but Q- N N fl, , W neither' of us was hurt. as-a9l'QA9-5 Cliff' as - --..---..-..- 1 X He: I Wish I had a nickel for lqn, MAJINQ1 fQV,gQi,5.Sb9yQ,S,,-.-.M every girl I've kissed. ,X ., N She: What would you do? Buy IWW 90,33 ,1 CU: -gf Sj.LQ-Q5 t a pack of gum? 5 1 J Q,.-,-.-,--.-fVfi!VfflQ' - Qual-2 e me c -, lli, 3 Du1gi3L1O,lc 72 , V V 5 Vt - .Ml ..... A.- ...T ..... -..JU i I A5 X :J , TCE X ci C O M EL 5 59' 5 Ls , ' - gm ls X y l iWarfawQ,LllhvclcegQ1cvw gm , si? A . N , E I , t FA',-.X1Xll.Q.l.,-LXi..,U.e. all , pe lv, 0, vv.ec-lQ2LZc -f, vw ,M , y XVX u R P HY 1. '1 n.'1' I '1 nl x': 11' ,I XQQOVG l- 120

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