Gordon State College - Taps Yearbook (Barnesville, GA)

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Millinery-Parisian Models-Exclusive.-Paul Solomon. Beauty Parlors-Ugliness is si reflection on your intelligence l ut ask 1 a. trial.--Wm. Rogers it Francis Dart. i I Sewing by the day at your home. Eight-hour law strictli ohscrx ed lu o dollars per day.-Robert Russell. Scientific instruction in lrnitting and eroeheting. X o females nerd applx J. H. Mathews 85 Neal Willis. N Orion-I hereby announce that the laws of this town must be ohex ed keep straight or I will run you in.-Ruth I-Iumphrey, Bicycle Cop. Maid and housegirl wants good positions. References furnished C Y Bake: and Levi Stroud. This list was furnished by Advertising Manager and Police Couit Repoitei Jessie Collier. 66EXt1'E:l Dutyn Hep, hep,.one, two, three, four, They dig it up by an hour or moreg They walk until their feet become sore- The faithless 'fextra duty. They think they are out of luck When they break rules and get stuck, Or they wouldnft have been in that muck- The unfortunate Hextra. duty. J.W.G

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Senior Class Prophecy From advance sheets ot the Barnesville Gazette out June lst. 15328. the 'following advertisements and items have been copied: lVAN l'lED-P0SlJEl0Il as housekeeper. 'Fen years' experience.-Hubert Allen. - Ten salesmen needed for speeial sale in my department. store. Only veterans olf the Great War need apply.--Yell Eley. Prop. Any housekeeper desiring a good Cook at reasonable wages can .secure the serv- ices of Barney Anderson. Fresh 111ilk delivered at your door at tour o'cloek every morning. Quality guaranteed as work is done by Paul Jones and Joe Cooper under my control and direction.-Alta Peacock. NOTICE-I am no longer placing on the market my patented combination of a shoe hook, tomato slieer, serew driver. picture developer. Ukalele player and writ- ing desk. I iind it necessary to devote my entire time to the management of my husband, H. F. Braseltong my housekeeper, ll. H. Bushg my two house men. Thos. H. Cox and J. A. Fordham. as well as my chfautfeur. John Henderson:- Dorothy Jones, Multi-Millionairess. Bachelors' Quarters for Rent. None need apply who ever expect to contem- plate matriniony. Present inmates are Hex Mc-Kinnon and Thos. Houston.- Edgar Hollis, Manager. The Fall Term of Gordon Institute will open its doors September lst. The Class of 1918 will be represented in the faculty by Dr. Doris Moore. President and Professor of Modern lianguages. 'l'l+lAClilERS' AGENCY. V ' Fred McCoy wishes to secure position as ,principal out a grammar school. His two able assistants. B. Lynch and Earl Mathews, will teach any grade. Phone XO. 1001, Capital Teachers' Agency. ' - Kindergarten Teacher needs work. See W. X. l'face. Rooms for rent at Dormitory. Apply to either of the following: JA. C. PALJIER, Matron. Guo. Plvrrnn, Assistant Matron. C. C. Passnonn, Janitor. Palace 'l'heatre-Open night and day.-Jewell Maddox. Manager. A full line of perfumes, powder, paints, and other toilet articles. Gentlemen save your orders until I call 'at your homes.-Joe Gilbert. Dress Making-Latest N. Y. styles. f'Fits guaranteed.-Edmund Spivey nb A. L. Sheppard. -

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Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class of l9l8 GEORGIA, PIKE COUNTY. In the name of Uncle Pete, amen. We, the 'Senior Class of one thousand, nine hundred and eighteen, of Gord-on Institute, of the County of Pike, State of Georgia, being of perfect sense and memory, in our own opinion, at least, though there be others who think otherwise, and being about to depart this life, do make this our last Will and Testament as followeth: ' Item I. We do make our brilliant but worthless Junior Class heir to all our personal property, to wit: One rusty pocket knife owned by Arthur Sheppard, said knife to be used for whittling on desks, as its present owner has used it. Also a book entitled Devil Demon Dave owned by Joe W. Gilbert. Joe bequeaths this to the Junior Class with the express provision that they read it during school hours and he guarantees that he who readeth same shall tlunk from who flung the chunk. The girls of this class hereby bequeath to the Junior Class one thousand four hun- dred f1,400l love letters which they received during school hours and earnestly insist that they have said letters bound into a volume to be passed down from gen- eration to generation, yea, even from everlasting to everlasting. This class as a whole passes down to the Junior Class their Senior Privileges, Q?j which they have enjoyed immensely during this school rear. Item II. Earle Mathews, of this class, wills Perrin Collier a book entitled Advice to Young Lovers? with the solemn admonition that he read the same and abide by its teachings. The girls of this class think he needs it. Item III. Rex McKinnon hands down to Horace Wright, of the Sophomore Class, his special ability to Ushoott' Professor Watson. because he strongly believes that, like himself, Wright is a man capable of making zero every time he is called upon in class. Item IV. Levy Stroud and Berner Lynch do jointly bequeath to the Fresh- man Class one Clj plug of Brown Mule chewing tobacco, advising said class to chew hard and get nourishment from same. Item V. It is our desire that the high seriousness of Nell Eley, the brilliance of Jessie Collier, and the dignified bearing of Alta Peacock, be passed down to Nell Smith to be canned and preserved by her. Item VI. Bill Pace, of this class, does hereby resign his otlice a-s captain of the Extra Duty Squad and desires that Joe Oliver take his place. It is, how- ever, in tears that he resigns this office so suited to him.