Goodrich High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Fond Du Lac, WI)

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tices on Ellen Soukup after her frequent trips to fabulous Finland. lst: Competing with the diet shop is Bill Muenter's A 6 W Drive Inn, where Ianet Wilhelms, Carol Zinzow, and Elaine Bari- knecht work as carhops. Entertainment is provided by Larry Anderson's Angus trio, consisting of vocalists Carolyn Col- lins, Ann Gores, and Dave Pino, accom- panied by pianists Iohn Strege and Kathy MacGregor. Once a week Rodney Han- nes presents his unique twist demonstra tion as a special attraction. 3rd: Here Coach Dave Bock treats his uni- versally renowned basketball team - Charlie Bloedom, Tony Meade, Bill Koen- en, Dan Dettman, and lim Kalk - all oi whom ride to and from the games in The Pig. If anything ever happens to The Pig, Gary Aschenbrenner comes to the rescue in his blue Passion Pit, together with the three Spencerian girls, Claudia Moersch, Sue Glaser, and Marlene Voeh- ringer. 2nd: Due to the lack of driving signs, Iudy Retzleff occasionally bombs smack into the drive-in. As soon as Iohn laeger's Sign Co. replaces these signs, which Shei- la Waite secretly spirited off to her bed- room, Iudy's driving should improve. lst: Blasting over the car radio is Steve sAs so e Pitzner's Tonight program, on which he interviews famous celebrities such as Rockefeller Center Rockettes Ieanne Block, Dyana Burke, Sheny Doms, Iill North, Ianet Streeter, Carol Zinzow, and the high-kicking Ron Pemberton. 2nd: Last night Pitzner's guest stars included models Pam Bames and Ann Blamey, and New York Times gossip columnist, Iosie Scharf. Editors of the Times. the largest and most controversial news- paper in the world, are Bruce Petri and Margie Baker. Also on the staff are sports editors Scott Trott and Iay Iohnson: art editors Kay Johnson, Tony McCrary, Marta Schultz, and Mary Lampros: and lovelorn columnists Iudy Mawbey and Iohn Casa- nova Gumz. 3rd: Erhard Voeltz and Ann lobbagy translate foreign correspondence, which is sent over by Russian re- porter Bill DeLorrne, the apparent cause of the new Soviet-American rift: by the Athens correspondents Cynthia 6: lanet George: and Italian newswomen Ioan and Nanette Capelle, who send over all reports via carrier pigeon lim Lee. The toast of Paris is the husband-wife news 2 Page 75

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CLASS PRCPHECY f'l'hunder and lightning. enter three witches.l lst: When shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightning, or in rain? Znd: When the hurly-burly's clone. when the battle's lost and won. 3rd: That will be ere the set of sun. lst: Where the place? 2nd: Upon yon spot. CPOints to the staged ALL: Anon! tOn the stage.l lst: Round about the caldron go: In the poisoned entrails throw. Toad, that under cold stone Days and nights has thirty-one Sweltered venom sleeping got. Boil thou first i' the charmed pot. ALL: Double, double, toil and trouble: Fire burn. and caldron bubble. Znd: Cool it with a baboon's blood. Then the charm is firm and good. tPuffs ot smoke emit from the kettle.l 3rd: Stir once more and say the rd Yoo bring forth events untoretold Scenes from the Senior Banquet. May 5, 1962 at the Retlaw Hotel Of the class of '62 - Goodrich students, wondrous good A fine dinner was preceded by community singing. The pro- Ot energy and fortitude. gram featured the triple trio, a duet, a piano solo, and selec- ALL: Double' do,,b1e, ,ou qnd jroubte, tions by the German Band. ln addition to this gala atmos- Culdron burn and fire bubble. phere, Dr. Moser and Mr. Filbey gave the seniors some serious ISU From the Steaming Caldfon pluck and important advice. It was a successful evening-a perfect Smfies of 'he mare luck climax for this outstanding class. Got by Seniors ol Goodrich High! 3rd: AHA! Look, sisters! tbegins to readl Anne Hammarskjold Kaestner, leader of the Peace Corps, has just recalled social workers Kathy Piotter, Barb Finnerty, and Dale Terrill from Africa, where they have been confus- ing natives for the past several years. Marion Cohen still remains there because after years of Fort Lauderdale sun- tanning, the natives think she is one of their own. Znd: While on the Dark Continent, the girls encountered Iohn REBEL Ziebell raising forces for a second Civil War. lst: At Albert Schweilzer's jungle hospital, head DDT surgeon, Dr. Martin Holmquist, assisted by nurses Sue Geiger, Gretch- en George, Lynn Jensen, and Darlene Tappa, rubbed pain- ful mosquito bites with a linament perfected by Iohn Ziegel- bauer. 2nd: Pam Templin has just received the Robert Scifrus Blake Prize for her novel The Iournal ot the Plaque Year. 1961-1962. The plague was spread by educated bums lim Bott, Peanuts Wischnewski, and lim Kastorff, as they hitch-hiked to the French Riviera, now owned by Susan Burdett. 3rd: Returning to their pad next to Scott McCann's apartment, the setting of his movie The Aparrnent, in which he co- starred with Donna Palm, they discovered that Harold Cook had painted pictures of Warren Buchter's smile all over the walls. 2nd: Next to their hovel is Mary Wagner's Diet or Die estab- Mg, HLBEY STEVE MCCONAHEY lishment, operated by culinary chef Sue Wilson, who prac- Paie 74

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team of Mike Gulig and Sheryl Tremlett, who write all of their reports while perched atop the Eiiel Tower. Znd: With the aid of Harvard Professor Craig Hansen, O.U., K.I.D., U.R., M.A.D.. Iim Meyer has perfected his Theory of Irrelevance. Mathematicians Ioanne Fraz-er, lim Leonhardt, Lynn Stohlgren, and lim Zom have just found In- finity. Unfortunately, when they got there, they dis- covered that Dan Homuth, Ierry Steffen, and Bernie Koenig preceded them. ,,'1?9lo- lst: In answer to this dis- covery, effervescent Mary Fick, fast-rising starlet at Rick Franson's 21 Century Wolf Studio. said Who's Infinity? 3rd: Mary is now working on a film with method actor Howard Mauthe. lst: News that rocked Hollywood today was the unconfirmed report that Lyle Hansen just discov- ered the authentic Aborninable Snowman, which was designed by architect Ray Gielow. Top biologist Iennifer Blakely's reaction was GOO. 3rd: Since the Abominable Snowman could only say, Check! , it must have been well-acquainted with Paul Frank. Znd: Ioanne Schiebach offered to curl the Snowman's hair, while Connie Niederhelman said that she might as well do his nails, because Paul Setzer had broken a date with her to go golfing with the President of the United States, Steve McConahey. Caddying for the golfers were Iohn Konz, Ierry Hansel, Dick Plaisance, and Norma Skurnick. .1 lst: Secret service men under the leadership of lim Gaffney surrounded the President: they included Mike Lapcewich, Dave Senger, Iim Macksam, and the President's special bodyguard, Karen Melius. 3rd: Meanwhile, the First Lady of the land, Marge Wiedeman, was watching a gymnastic display by Larry Olsen, Torn Krueger, and Mike Pittler, who had been taught their tricks by Sue Mielke, Mctr- tha Steffen, and Karen Kay Krebsbach. 1 2nd: Following the meet, the First Lady attended a fashion show, where the Margie look was re- vealed by designers Iudy Iones, Monica Let-eber, Ruth Iennings, and Gladys Kolitz. 2 lst: All of Washington turned out for this gala event. Representing Wisconsin were Senators of the Know-Nothing Party Merry Haberkorn, Kay Klipstine, Ruth Halle, Barry Blomfeldt, and Ierry Blati: This party shared headlines with the one thrown by millionaire Karl Schmidt at his Death Valley estate. The event was in honor of a recent purchase of ZV2 Iohnny Walker shirts designed by John Warns. 3rd: Drinks were on the house and that is exactly where everyone was-watching astronauts Amold Albertz and Bob Pruett take off from Vander Velde Air Force Base for the moon. 2nd: But what to the guest's wondering eyes should appear but Iohn Merz's miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer: Carol Christiansen, Carol Leu, Kathy Wurtz, Iudy Scannell, Candace Eigen- brodt, Wanda Treptow, Pat Sheridan, and Ioanne Berry. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled and shouted and called them by name: In Christy, on Wurtzy, on Iudy, on Candy: On Wanda, on Sherry, on Berry - and on Carol! To the top of the house, to the top of the wall, Now dash away, dash away, dash away all! And they heard him exclairn as he drove out of sight, ALL: HAPPY FUTURE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT. tExplosionl Page '76