Goode Barren Township High School - Tatler Yearbook (Sesser, IL)

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T H E C H I E F 77 llllIIIlIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIIIllIlIIIIIlIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIlllIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllIIllllIIllIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII . Agent: I've an attachment for your typewriter, madamf' Mrs. McLaughlin fabsentlyl Well, settle it with her. Your love affairs are no concern of mine. IIHIHIHIHIHK OH ! MISTER! She was peeved and called him Mr., Not because he went and Kr., But the thing that made her sore, Was, that on the night before This same Mr. Kr. her Sr. -.-IIHIHIUIUII Deacon: Say parson, if the gospel is free, why are you always yelling for money? Parson: The gospel is free, deacon, and so is water, but you have to pay for the bucket you carry it in. IIUIUIHIUIUF Miss Flack: What do you know about music? Everett: Why I'm a born musician. My eyes are always sharps, and my feet are flats. lk Sk lk Ik SK ik Mr. McLaughlin fto visitorl Here's Jess Johnson who's learn- ing Latin and Algebra. Sonny, tell the lady how to say good morning in Algebra. Yiiiif Green Freshies: What weeds are the easiest to kill? , Bright Soph: Widow's weeds. Ik lk lk Il' ll' lk They arrived hurriedly at the third quarter. What's the score, Johnny? Nothing to nothing. Oh goody l exclaimed Velma, We haven't missed a thing. IllIllllllllIllllllIllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIlIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIIllIIIIIIllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIlllIIIlIIIIIIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll

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