Goode Barren Township High School - Tatler Yearbook (Sesser, IL)

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JOHNSON MERCANTILE CO. The Big Store In the South End of Town ,-z .4 .-1 Retailer of Everything SESSER STATE BANK Capital ......................... 330,000.00 SERVICE ABOVE SELF bl. P. ISOM - - - - President O. S. MARTEI. - i- - Vice-President E. L. LICXVIS ---- - Vice-President DI. VV. MCCHNNIS - - - - - - - Cashier NYM. H. CUCKRUBI - - - - Assistant Cashier PAULINE RTJXRTEL - - - Assistant Cashier DIRECTORS 1'. ISUINT U. S. MARTEL if. L. LIQVVIS PARRET IVICCUVVEN BI. E. JOLLEY CHAS. GU.-XLDONI NV. M. COCKRUM j. VV. MQGINNIS A. II. THOlXIPSON

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THE TAT-LE-RA 59 IlilililliifiiiillilllIlilllIlllllllIliIllllllllllilllllllililillllilllilIillilllllllllIIIIIIlllilIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiilIlIIIIlIIIIIlTiIlIIililillillllillllllliiiiIlllilllillllilIIIIIIlilIIllllllIlIIllllllililiillliiillillIllIIIIllllIllIlIIIIIlIllilliIllIIlililllllliIlllIlllllillliliilllillliiifllli The potatoes eyes were full of tears The Cabbage hung its head. Sorrow reigned in the cellar that night For the vinegar's mother was dead. .Al .sl ol THEN RENO? A Post Office Romance. Friendship, N. Y. Love, Va. Kissimee, Fla. Ring, Ark. Parson, Ky. .Al .al .bl The man who gives in when he is wrong, said the orator, is a wise xnang but he who gives in when he is right is . ..... 'i Married! I ! said a meek voice in the crowd. .Al V59 V99 Mr. Benson in geography class: For instance, let my hat represent the n1oon,'. ' Humbert: Is the 111oon inhabited? -,Sl .AU .93 A POPWDER POIGM A woman is queer there's no doubt about that. She hates to be thin and she hates to be fat, One minute it's laughter, the next itls a cry, You can't understand her, however you tryg But there's one thing about her that every one knows. A woman's not dressed till she powders her nose. .99 8 .Al Miss Brewer in Modern History Class: Who was the wife of Napo- leon Bonaparte? ' Velma: 4'Oleopatra!' .5 .Al .Al At Senior Class meeting: Perry: XVhat color is that red dun1n1y?? . If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell su And an E and a Y and an E spell I, .Pray what is a speller to do? Then if an S and I and a G And an HICD spell side There's nothing for a speller to do But go and connuit siouxeyesighed. .lllllllllllllII1llTliilIIIIIIII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIlIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIIIIIllUINllllIllllIlllIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIII1lllillilllilillIIllIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllIliiIllillllllllllllIlllllllllllIIllmlllllliililllllliilllllllllll

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T H E T A T L E R 61 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllillllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlIIIIIIIll!lllllllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIlIIHIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Gln what condition was the patriach, Job at the end of his life? ask- ed the Sunday School teacher of Joyce. Dead,,' calmly replied Joyce. .g. .g. .g. Miss Brewer in Caesar class: Hitch your ponies at the desk before we start the examinations. of V99 .3 Principal fgrasping the recreant by the collarlz Young man, I be. Iicve the devil has taken hold of you. Student: I know he has. V99 L99 .Al Georgina: Have you read 'l'o a Louse ? Amelia: No, how do you make them listen ? 0:0 0:0 0:0 Bright freshie: Hear the story about the ocean? Stupid Soph: No, what is it? Bright Freshie: It's a deep one. 0:0 0:0 0:0 Miss Stiff: Have you done your outside reading yet? Kenneth: No, its been too cold ? 0:0 0:0 0:0 He: If I had known the tunnel was so long I would have taken ad- vantage of it. ' She: lVhat? lVasn't it you? 0 13' 'I' DEAD AND GONE. Teacher: Where is the Dead Sea? Tonnny: Don't know, lll2l'ilIl1.,' Teacller: Don't you know where the Dead Sea is? Tommy: No, lllillkllll. I didn't know any of them was sick. 0:0 0:0 0:0 Miss Stiff in lin f. ll: If you want to find a 'food descri :tive hara- 3- . Fl graph, go to Dickens. I 010 0:0 020 Ruby Hooking at photograph of herselflz How foolish I look. Mr. Black: lVlly. it looks just like you. V59 8 V93 Miss Brewer in Vivies: 4'Where does the Court of Appeals sit? Georgina: Ulu XVashington, or they can sit anyplace. .97 el J Seniors, Seniors, Rah! I Rah! I Juniors. Juniors, Haw! I Haw! I Sophs, Sophs, Nawl I Nawl I Freshies, Freshies, Maw! I Maw! I 1 IilllllllllilfllltlIllllllIllIllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIlllIllllIIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllI'lllllklllllIlllllllllHillIHHIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIllllIllIllllllIllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIllltllllllllllllllllllllllll