Goode Barren Township High School - Tatler Yearbook (Sesser, IL)

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HINDMAN 81 CHAIN A ,995 Your Store for Drugs, Medicines, Toilet Articles, Stationery, . and Candy Kodaks and Kodak Supplies The home of the Victrola Prescriptions Filled L. A. DAGLEY RUGS and L1NoLEUMs FURNITURE, HARDWARE and UN DERTAKIN G Sesser, Illinois Phone 24

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THE TAT-LE-RA 59 IlilililliifiiiillilllIlilllIlllllllIliIllllllllllilllllllililillllilllilIillilllllllllIIIIIIlllilIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiilIlIIIIlIIIIIlTiIlIIililillillllillllllliiiiIlllilllillllilIIIIIIlilIIllllllIlIIllllllililiillliiillillIllIIIIllllIllIlIIIIIlIllilliIllIIlililllllliIlllIlllllillliliilllillliiifllli The potatoes eyes were full of tears The Cabbage hung its head. Sorrow reigned in the cellar that night For the vinegar's mother was dead. .Al .sl ol THEN RENO? A Post Office Romance. Friendship, N. Y. Love, Va. Kissimee, Fla. Ring, Ark. Parson, Ky. .Al .al .bl The man who gives in when he is wrong, said the orator, is a wise xnang but he who gives in when he is right is . ..... 'i Married! I ! said a meek voice in the crowd. .Al V59 V99 Mr. Benson in geography class: For instance, let my hat represent the n1oon,'. ' Humbert: Is the 111oon inhabited? -,Sl .AU .93 A POPWDER POIGM A woman is queer there's no doubt about that. She hates to be thin and she hates to be fat, One minute it's laughter, the next itls a cry, You can't understand her, however you tryg But there's one thing about her that every one knows. A woman's not dressed till she powders her nose. .99 8 .Al Miss Brewer in Modern History Class: Who was the wife of Napo- leon Bonaparte? ' Velma: 4'Oleopatra!' .5 .Al .Al At Senior Class meeting: Perry: XVhat color is that red dun1n1y?? . If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell su And an E and a Y and an E spell I, .Pray what is a speller to do? Then if an S and I and a G And an HICD spell side There's nothing for a speller to do But go and connuit siouxeyesighed. .lllllllllllllII1llTliilIIIIIIII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIlIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIIIIIllUINllllIllllIlllIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIII1lllillilllilillIIllIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllIliiIllillllllllllllIlllllllllllIIllmlllllliililllllliilllllllllll