Goode Barren Township High School - Tatler Yearbook (Sesser, IL)

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. THE TATLER 55 IlllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIllllllllIlIlllllllllllllllllllllilllillIllilliIIIiiIiIIIiiIiillllillllllllllllllllllllllllllll1IlllIIlllliIIIiIIIIIIIillllllllllIllllllllIlIIlIIIilllIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllll She struggled with her algebra, He said he'd undertake To show her some equations, But l1is offer was a fake. He slipped l1is arm around her, X equals this , he cried, And when her lips were free again Square X she softly sighed. Bill Moore tat Pep ineetingj Louder, louder, ope11 your mouth and throw your self i11to it? She: Does the 1noo11 affect the tide? He: No, only the untied. 888 Miss Thomas: How is hash made? Pearl: lt isn't made, it accumulates. 888 He: l'm going She: lVhat time did you say you would you call for nie? Guilty to take a really pretty girl to the show tonight 8 8 '8 XY' -45' .v A, . '. '. ' S' 'U life. 'lhere lllllSf haw been tl punishment for King Solomon! Hubby: There THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THUU SHA LT SHALT SHA LT SHALT SHALT SHALT SHALT SHALT was, he had a thousand mothers-in-law.'l 8 8 8 A Brief Summary of Life Hatehed Matched Dispatehed 8 8 8 G. B. T. H. S. BY LAXVS amuse thy Teacher by making funny faces chew thy flllewillg-g'llll'l in All classes. shoot Paper wads at Any and All times. Carve thy Initials on thy desk. talk to tl1y neighbor when thou wisheth. always take thy books home. tliut never study them.l. Not come to class if thou hast thy Caesar Lesson. Not drink during 11oon. Get permission to leave the at her. assemby after the bell hath rang. THOU SHALT Not use thy waste basket: Throw thy paper on the floor or out the window. I THY TEACHER SHAIXI' sit and bear it all. 888 HllRRAH,'! exclaimed Kenneth. February has only four Bath Nights . llllllllllllllllllllllllHllllllIlIIlIIIllIlIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llIIlllIllllllllllllllllllllllIIlIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllltlllllllllIlllIIllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIllIlIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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T H E T A T L E R 57 llIllIIIIIIlllIIIllIIIIlIlllllllllllllIl1llllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIiIllllllllllillllllllllllll1lllIllllIllIIlilIliI!llIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIiiIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllI1IllllIIIIIIIIIiIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIlllIlIlllllllllllllllll!llllllllllllllllllllllllillliilll Having left my Home and my Garage, I will not be responsible for tllly debts contracted by my car Lizzie. -Fnmn ScHn'r'rL1m 38.99 Ilon't you wisht you was a bird, Frank, and could fly way up in the sky ? mused Ruby dreamily. I Naw! scorned Frank. l'd ruther be an elephant and squirt water through my nose. . ai 5 .SF , Pearl: lVhat makes you like Lois so well? Perry: Bobbed hair, flapper manners, vacant brains and too much make up. Pearl: lVhy, I'm surprised! That Certainly describes most girls, but certainly not Lois. Perry: I know it .... that's why I like her so well. .99 Q99 'A' BENSOIWS MUSTACHITO Now brevity is the soul of wit lVe surely think it true .Inst look at Benson's mustache And the point is proved to you. He combs it in the morning He eombs it in the night And that is why the young mustache Is nearly out of sight. 3 5 5 Angler tin deep waterl ...... Help! Help! I ean't swim! Q Country gentleman ton shorel .... I. ean't neither but I ain't holler- ing' about it. ' JI vb! 5 Randall: I don't think I deserve a zero? Miss Thomas: I don't either but that is the lowest that I Could give. 3 B90 .2 Freshie: When do the leaves begin to turn ? Soph: t l'he night before examinations. el J .S Uharity Worker .... Will you help the Working Girl's Home? Ile .... Sure, where are they? .Al .99 1.99- Why Teachers Enjoy Teaching! ! ! Q99 .JU .Al Prof: 'SHOW long can a man live without brains? Howard: How old are you, Professor? ,llllllllllIlllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllIlllIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllHHHllillllllllllllIlllIIIIiIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIIlIIIilIIllllllllIl4IIllIIIIIIIIIIII'IlIIillIIlIlllllllllIllllllllIIIIlIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllmlllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli