Goldendale High School - Simcoe Yearbook (Goldendale, WA)

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FACULTY IDIOSYNCRASIES tA Biography Based on Fictionl MR. JOHNSON-Most conspicuous of our beloved superintendents few quaint characteristics is that of intentionally and severely embarrassing at one time or another, every individual in his U. S. History class. MR. TOVEYaDi-stink-tive of our wizard chemist and mathematician are the creations of his classes in the way of strong and foul odors that penetrate the audi- torium on social occasions. The only danger involved in this di-stink-tion is that of someone suffocating from holding his nose. MRS. STRANAHANaAlthough only this year a member of the forces of G. H. st 0. K35 torder keepersl, our English teach is marked with the trait of looking like a combination of the wise old owl and Cleopatra and with a vocabulary that would stump the quiz kids. MISS BURNETTEaYoung and attractive, one would hardly suspect Miss Burnette of possessing any peculiarities. Only those acquainted with her class-room manner know and understand her habit of giving hair-raising tests. . MISS SMITH-With an almost flawless personality, only one eccentricity dis- tinguishes her from her fellow instructors. The flaw is pulling ears. Perhaps that is the reason lads of the 01d Alma Mater have such large and oddly shaped organs of hearing. MR. GRONEWALD-The proud parent of one very young and handsome son, he is easily identified by his self-satisfied expression and over-sized chest. MR. TAYLOR-A rugged example of physical mis-fitness, Coach displays many unusual qualities as intelligence, patience, and a strong resemblance to superman. MISS BAKERaA cute, cunning cup cake that isnt on the bread line, but knows how to raise the dough. MRS. MILLAY-If you ever should chance to wander down kitchen way around lunch time, Mrs. Millay is sure to be found discussing her hubby With a bushel of beans brewin, before her.