Goldendale High School - Simcoe Yearbook (Goldendale, WA)

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WOULD YOU BELIEVE . . . After star-gazihg for many years, ZEV and ODELSA grew tired of astronomy and traded their kitchen sink in on a crystal ball. Looking into it they saw? the happenings of that year-l962 as many of their already famous classmates passed before them. First they saw J. T. TROVVBRIDGE, a great political leader, aiding President Roosevelt by passing out booster buttons in this presidential campaign for a third-third term. The scene faded and a red brick building appeared 0th not the jail-ith the Goldendale High SchooD. They saw BETTY JACKSON and CARMEN ATHOW seated in U. S. history class. The girls had become so attached to Mr. Johnson that they could not bear to leave. Once again the scene Changed and another red brick building appeared. Gazing through barred portals HARVEY COUNTS and RAY MCKINNEY were heard singing TTIf I Had the Wings of an Angel. Looking farther into the crystal ball they saw a great football stadium. It was Notre Dame and a black hmodel Th was parked outside. Could it be that CHET BAGGARLEY has gained his high ambition and is coach of that great team? No; but someone has to sell hot dogs. Across from the stadium was a great tent With a banner, reading uVVEL'ITZIN BROS. CIRCUS. Outside the tent the famous barker JAMES HOUSE was advertising MARCELLA MILTON and DON HOAGLAND, tight-rope walkers de luxe. The picture of the circus vanished and a dock appeared. Two lovely girls were sitting on a pier dangling their feet in the cool, green water as the Whales nibbled at their pink toes. VVhy, it,s BETTY DURANT and TWARJORIE WATKINS, waiting for their ships to come in! The crystal grew dark and a dim flashlight was seenethe light was being piloted by Hazel Garling, world champion usherette, who was showing society cditor MAXINE FUHRMAN and radio man JACK BIGGS to their seats in the Metropolitan Opera House. The sweet tenor voice of ALAN HALL faded in a thunder of applause as the overture of the magnificent opera came to an end. The opera was written by EDWARD DOUBRAVSKY and entitled TTThe Boogy Oink in a Pressed Vest on 21 Cliff. Next there appeared in the crystal :1 great line of people. The first impression was that of a bargain sale, but on Close observation a booth was seen with a sign above it that read, TTInformationf, Behind the counter were JACK 'GATLEY and CLYDE EDGAR, famous Doctors of I. Q. MILDRED BRACK, ELAINE OLSON, and BETTY WONDER were first in line begging for information on how to balance a family budget. Standing behind the girls was BUD BRAD- STREET, seeking an answer to a grave question that had been on his mind for twenty long yearsehow to conduct an orderly Boys, League meeting. Behind Bud was GERALD NEWBERRY, looking for his beloved buddy, HAROLD SPOO. One night the boys were walking home in a blackout and, not holding hands tightly enough, became separated. Across the street from the information booth was a school of the modern dance. Inside they saw the Rhurnba King CHARLES WRIGHT and his assistant BONNIE WOODS, attempting to teach BETTY and BOB LINDEN what appeared to be the Goose Step. Beg pardon-it was the Conga. The strain was too much. With a terrific crash the crystal ball exploded, leaving the futures of the class of 1942 again in the air.

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SECRET SORROWS OF G. H. S. Fifth columnists and saboteurs have been seriously menacing G. H. S. Jimmie Trowbridge, investigator of un-educational activities, looked into several secret societies and here is What he reports: C. I. O.ellCent Into Officeli: The most active members in this organization are Don Byars and Helen Kelly. Their purpose is to increase Mr. Johnsons knowl- edge of problem children. A. F. of LaWArdent Followers of Linden,,: This organization has a very attractive membership consisting of president, Marcella Milton; Vice-president, Mar- jorie Watkins; secretary, Arlene Divers; treasurer, Selma Smith; sergeant-at-arms, Betty Thompson. P.S.-Word has just arrived that inflation has set in in Roberfs head and chest. C. O. D.-llChewers of Dum : The members of this society are the Glee Club and Band. They loudly advertise and are not only known for their music but also their ability to keep time with a cud. The chief chewer is Mr. Bower, a most enthusiastic leader. P. T. A.-liPreaching Teachers, Associationilz The entire faculty belongs to this club, but Mr. Smith is the most active member. F. F. of A.ellFamous Flirts of Anywhere',: Our tireless janitor Mr. Shelton and our own dear Miss Smith have exclusive rights to this organization. Need more C said? i P. W. LeilPanty Waisted JuniorsW The only persons allowed into this ex- clusive association are those members of the Class of ,43. iAny resemblance between these initials and those of any person either living or teaching school is purely on purposej W. P. A.-llWe Pass Airplanes : On any clear day Chet Baggerly can be seen flying low over town in his flying fortress, model T-13. F. B. lr- Fuzzy Bearded Idiots : This society is not flourishing because no one can be found to meet the requirements. There are plenty of idots in G. H. S., but the only beard available is a light down on the Chin of Charlie Early and, although he is a little quaint, he,s no idiot. U. S. O.-MUnited Shavers, Organization : The U. S. O. has the same plight as the F. B. I. This is why there are no Burma shave signs around Goldendale.