Goldendale High School - Simcoe Yearbook (Goldendale, WA)

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19-SIMCOE-3 5 gorgeous girls sits none other than Joe Jobe. His face is hidden by a bushy beard and he looks tired from his recent trip to the African jungles. However, he seems to be reviving under the influence of these charming damsels. SCENE XXV A scene in a deaf and dumb school is next shown. Standing in the classroom among her pupils is Pauline Conlee. Pauline is making a great success of her job, teaching the dumb pupils chiefly by example. It develops, however, that she is planning to resign her job to marry Byron, and thus become a sister-in-law to the former Edythe Nickerson. Edythe has gone completely domestic and can always be found darning hubby's socks. SCENE XXVI In this scene Helen Skar can be seen taking over Pauline's job. It is to be hoped that Helen can keep this job longer than her others. In every position she held before, her employer caught an acute attack of the giggles from her and had to go away for a rest cure, thus throwing Helen out of work. SCENE XXVII On the porch of a rambling white house sits a serene, smiling lady. She is A Frances Schuster, who is the matron of the largest old ladies' home in The the country. , SCENE XXVIII curtain goes up on an episode from the greatest athletic contest of the century. There is intense excitement in the crowd and all eyes are fixed on two iigures battling at the center of the stage. They seem to be evenly matched. One of the figures draws back and takes careful aim. The crowd holds its breath. The figure lets go a terrific blow, the crowd gasps, and Pete Smith is proclaimed the tiddley-wink champion of the United States. Final Curtain l Page Twenty-SGVSII

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1 9-SIMCOE-3 5 can be seen a number of figures. In the center of the group is Gordon Hill, who is teaching the native Hawaiian girls to do the hula hula, and seems to be doing all right. SCENE XVIII Next comes a scene in the life of Bruce Crowe. Bruce is a high-pressure salesman, who has been traveling for a number of years selling Louise Linden's Dimple Cream. Bruce is a very successful salesman, fairly hypnotizing his victims by his eloquence in praising Louise's product, which is guaranteed to make dimples in anything from figs to fence- posts. SCENE XIX The scene changes to that of the lot of a Hollywood movie company. A torrid love scene is taking place between the great matinee idol, Mel- vin Cable, and Norma Beyerlin. They are making a scene from the new version of Tarzan andiHis Mate. SCENE XX A motorcycle comes roaring up and stops. A stern looking traffic cop climbs off and hands a slip of paper to a man just getting into a park- ed car, and it develops that Officer McPherson is giving someone a ticket for parking too long. She ignores the pathetic appearance of the man, having no sympathy for such people. SCENE XXI This scene takes place in the workshop of the celebrated aviator and in- ventor, Ronald Roe. Ronald's latest invention is a gadget to enable aquaplanes to rise straight up from the water. But he had a little trouble installing this delicate mechanism, and got it in backwards, so the plane, instead of going up, went straight down, and Ronald is now using it as a submarine. SCENE XXII In the kitchen of a restaurant in Mexico City stands a small figure in a white cap and apron. She resembles Mildred Drury. It is revealed that Mildred is famed all over Mexico for her hot tamales, and the Mexicans like her cooking because she seasons everything well with pepper. SCENE XXIII It is in the press room of a large metropolitan newspaper that Dick Hobbs is discovered writing his daily column of poetry. Dick's write-up is modeled after that of Dean Collins in the Oregonian, called Ether. Dick's column is, however, very appropriately entitled Chloroform. SCENE XXIV The curtain goes up to reveal a Turkish harem. In the midst of a bevy of Page Twenty-Six

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19-SIMCOE--35 JUNIOR CLASS CLASS OFFICERS President .,..................,,,.....,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A,A,,,,, Beth Hurd Vice President ........,...,,.,.,, ,,,,,,.,,,,, L oyd Cage Secretary-Treasurer ............,,,,.,,,,..,.,.,.,,,,, J errme Brooks CLASS COLORS-Green and Yellow CLASS FLOWER-Yellow Rose CLASS MOTTO- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Irving Bath Jess Bradstreet Al Brazelton Gilbert Brokaw Jerrine Brooks Jack Brunson Loyd Case Bernard Dawson Paul Fielding Lester Hanes Raymond Hill CLASS ROLL Ted Hornibrook Verna Huot Beth Hurd Elsie Lee King Marjorie Lawler Marguerite Lawson Ray Linden Bob McCann Bernice Miller Donna Olsen Helen Plassas Page Twenty-Eight Bonnie Riddle Lester Robison Norma Ross Marjorie Shew Robert Shew Jean Sleeper Donald VanHoy Arcia Vincent Genevieve White Delbert Winters William Winterste !! in