Goldendale High School - Simcoe Yearbook (Goldendale, WA)

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19-SIMCOE-3 5 SCENE X The curtain rises to reveal an airport with a crowd of people gathered around a plane. Out of the cockpit climbs that daredevil of the air, Roberta Dayton. She has just completed a round-the-world flight in 24 hours, a feat never accomplished before. The mayoress of New York, Beatrice Young, greets her enthusiastically and hands her the key to the city. Beatrice was elected on a platform of More and Bet- ter Amusements. SCENE XI The setting is still in the city of New York, but this time it is in the interior of Grand Central Station. A loud and strident voice is heard- Jersey- CityHobokenWeehawkenUnionWestNewYorkGuttenburgHackensack- andallpointsnorthln It is not difficult to recognize these bellowing tones as those of Eleanor Smith, a former G. H. S. student. SCENE XII This time the scene is the inside of a huge gold mine in the interior of Australia. This mine is owned and operated by Clifford Dugger, who perfected the intricate excavating machinery in the old days in Golden- dale, when he used to excavate for lost golf balls. SCENE XIII The curtain rises on a busy office. Seated at a large desk in the center of the room is none other than Ruth Keefhaver. Above her head hangs a sign- Lost and Found Department. The slogan below the sign reads - Articles Lost While You Wait. It is evident from this that Ruth is merely carrying out on a larger scale the activities so well begun in high school. SCENE XIV The scene is the top of a flag-pole about 120 feet above the ground. Seated on this pole is Marion Morgan. It seems that Marion got tired of hav- ing to look up to everyone, so she got herself a job as a flag-pole sitter and now, at last, she can see everything that goes on. SCENE XV Presiding at an important meeting of the Brain Trust is Professor Tug- hard Elliott, Brain Truster No. 1. Professor Elliott has as his duty the disentangling of foreign and domestic affairs. He is doing very well with the foreign affairs, but seems to be getting a little- involved in the domestic entanglements. SCENE XVI As the curtain goes up a loud Oink! Oink! is heard. A woman comes from a farmhouse in the background and begins to feed the drove of hogs which gathers affectionately around her. As she pushes back the brim of her sunbonnet, the face of Helen Suksdorf Hoctor is revealed. SCENE XVII The scene shifts to one of tropical beauty. Among the luxuriant verdure Page Twenty-Five

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19-SIMCOE-3 5 SCENE IV ' This scene is a sequel to the previous one. In it Edna is seen as a very The noted professor of biology at Oxford. She received special commenda- tion last year for her comprehensive paper on The Similarity of the Coccygeal Vertebrae of the Anthropomorphous Species to that of the Genus Prosimiae, but in her heart, Edna still yearns for Kenneth. SCENE V stage resembles the salon of a great Paris dressmaker. A model, slen- der, graceful, and dressed in a beautiful evening gown, moves slowly down the long room. She turns slowly, and her identity is revealed. She is Ernestine Edgar. SCENE VI As the curtain rises a mighty roar is heard. It seems to come from a large The The building center-stage. Above the structure is a sign-Bennett's Fly- paper Foundry. Through the open door can be seen a multitude of whirring machines and moving belts, and all is activity. That dynamic man of action, Norman Bennett, seeing a national need, is making mil- lions of dollars with his factory. Shortly after graduating from high school Norman realized the inferiority of the flypaper then manufac- tured. He observed that it was always getting stuck to the person handling it. So Norman solved the problem by making a flypaper with- out any glue on it, and thus doing away with this objectionable feature. SCENE VII setting is a street corner of a large city. Standing on a soap-box in the midst of a large crowd of cheering people is a figure which it is not difficult to recognize as Erma McKune. She is a candidate for Con- gress, and it seems likely that her impassioned oratory will sway the listening crowd enough to gain her a large following, although her political theories are so radical that it is possible she will have a good deal of opposition. Her leading opponent, Harold Morgan, although rather conservative in policy, has a number of followers also. It is quite improbable that he will be elected, however, because he lacks Erma's eloquence, being very bashful in public. SCENE VIII curtain goes up to reveal a scene from a typical Broadway musical show. In the front row of the chorus can be seen Dorothy Trumbo and Loraine VanHoy. They are very successful in their chosen profession. Loraine is engaged to the producer, Maurice Lawler, and Dorothy has been doing all right for herself too, having already been married five times. SCENE IX In this very dramatic scene, Billy Young is seen experiencing the ups and downs of life. Billy is an elevator man in the Empire State Building, and he is rising very rapidly in his career. Page Twenty-Four

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1 9-SIMCOE-3 5 can be seen a number of figures. In the center of the group is Gordon Hill, who is teaching the native Hawaiian girls to do the hula hula, and seems to be doing all right. SCENE XVIII Next comes a scene in the life of Bruce Crowe. Bruce is a high-pressure salesman, who has been traveling for a number of years selling Louise Linden's Dimple Cream. Bruce is a very successful salesman, fairly hypnotizing his victims by his eloquence in praising Louise's product, which is guaranteed to make dimples in anything from figs to fence- posts. SCENE XIX The scene changes to that of the lot of a Hollywood movie company. A torrid love scene is taking place between the great matinee idol, Mel- vin Cable, and Norma Beyerlin. They are making a scene from the new version of Tarzan andiHis Mate. SCENE XX A motorcycle comes roaring up and stops. A stern looking traffic cop climbs off and hands a slip of paper to a man just getting into a park- ed car, and it develops that Officer McPherson is giving someone a ticket for parking too long. She ignores the pathetic appearance of the man, having no sympathy for such people. SCENE XXI This scene takes place in the workshop of the celebrated aviator and in- ventor, Ronald Roe. Ronald's latest invention is a gadget to enable aquaplanes to rise straight up from the water. But he had a little trouble installing this delicate mechanism, and got it in backwards, so the plane, instead of going up, went straight down, and Ronald is now using it as a submarine. SCENE XXII In the kitchen of a restaurant in Mexico City stands a small figure in a white cap and apron. She resembles Mildred Drury. It is revealed that Mildred is famed all over Mexico for her hot tamales, and the Mexicans like her cooking because she seasons everything well with pepper. SCENE XXIII It is in the press room of a large metropolitan newspaper that Dick Hobbs is discovered writing his daily column of poetry. Dick's write-up is modeled after that of Dean Collins in the Oregonian, called Ether. Dick's column is, however, very appropriately entitled Chloroform. SCENE XXIV The curtain goes up to reveal a Turkish harem. In the midst of a bevy of Page Twenty-Six