Gold Hill High School - Nugget Yearbook (Gold Hill, OR)

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I- II 93 It I 'I' :nf It is It If If a,: If .I is is I e Q4 In I is 'xr 's I if .. 4: I as I ,e In Ie Ie fs or le g. fi g. fu J . ,,. qi:-ir.--::.an-G. I -...---................----.------I--G-Ie'---------'I s s s n s u o 0 Q 4 e 4 4 s Q 1 M Q n Q A-4 Q e s n e 4 4 HOW TO WASTE TIM IN SCHOOL P eople waste their time in varie s ways. Of course I am no exception. New for instance, there's that chunky little blonde. He's drawing pictures of brawny football players. An- other exemple is that little brown-eyed girl furiously writing away. NGoshN, I thought, nwonder why she's so industrious. Probably thought she was 'gonna' flunk and she is doing some 'cramming'.H Confidentielly, I leaned near her desk to ask her why she was working so She said, NOh, I'm just writing Johnny e letter hard. N In this case Johnny was the boy friend. Across the aisle from me was another girl, listless- ly drawing pictures of glamorous looking ladies on the fly leaf in her English book. It's a crime the way some people can waste e lot of good time. In front of this girl sat 3 boy who was seriously studying. Listlcssly my eyes flickered over him and lin- gered on the blackboard li front of the room. I thought wonderingly, Hwhy did they cell it e blackboard when it wus green.W I looked disconsolstely :t 1. the pictures on the Study Hell wall, Washington, Lincoln end e framed copy of the Decluretion of Independence. I had been look- ing st these same pictures ever since I had entered high school. I glared at the clock, then, not because I had any special desire to know what time it mms, but it would help to pass the time sway. Over nerr the windows r girl was furiously scratch- ing fingernail polish from her fingernails. I looked be- yond her Qt the thick cement dust which cofted the gym- nasium roof. Just then I heard the bell ring. I looked quickly at the clock. My mouth fell open from astonish- ment. This study period was over, my lest one today, end I didn't have that theme finished! I groaned inwardly Qt the thoughtlessness of some people. Why couldn't they give us long enough study periods in which to do our work if 'I U 'I 'I 'I 'f 'I 'I 'I tu 'I 'I 'I 'I 'II 'I 'I 'II 'I 'II 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I I I I --Roberta Mullin, '57 I I I 1 I I tjLsLegyLnLsnQ-w-weswehqweigienigfgQgf+Q-?Ji4Q4Q4f-?JQjQjQjijqj 109

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