Goessel High School - Bluebird Yearbook (Goessel, KS)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPH ECY My The class of thelr raduates 21 odd years slnc ways For example of '59 has certalnly made the world go round provlng that none wexe squares How tlme does fly' Here it 15 the year 1980 I was young These years have been odd in quite a number of who would ever have dreamed that I Betty Pankratz would qulet llfe of belng an author Of course an author has ex too A month ago today I returned from a much coveted trip around the unlverse durln whlch I V1S1t8d all twenty s1x of my cla smates Upon my return I wrot a book THE SQERS telllng about the vocations my classmates pursued Rlght now I am 1n the process of proofreading my book settle down to the cltlng exp rlences Chapter 1 FRANKLY CHaHLIB'b FAST Thanks to W1nn1e's wlnnlng abillty she won a prize man and today W1nnie and Charlie are one The Franks are stlll drlving the green '57 Chevie 1n which Charlie court d hls wlfe Why the same car? Well the twenty three year old car lS to be used as a weddlng present for thelr son since they never could get the Just Marrled' washed off Chapter 2 IT COULD BE YOU GENE' Frylng up a lot of news in televlslon is Eugene Frey the producer, manager announcer star and camera man of hls unique show 'It Could be You Gene ' Chapter 3 RESOLVED TO DISSOLVE HISTORY World famous debater Helen Goertz, has a reputation for positively winning every debate she has debated At present she is maklng hlstory by running a series of debates against Mr L1nSChe1d on the subject Resolved that American history be erased from the Goessel H1 CUPPlCUlHm Needless to say, Goessel Hi seniors are keeping thelr fingers crossed Chapter 4 GET SICK QUICK You know, 1t's almost a pleasure to get s1ck when a frlendly lntelligent nurse llke Gladys Goertzen gives you a bath and back rub every mornlng' Chapter 5 VET SHOOTD PETS cure p6t1CltlSn ln a flash with hls speclal formula vacclne called 'magic ' This 'magic vaccine lS injected with h1s qulck Sh0OtlHg needle that never mlsses Chapter 6 KOEHN MANUFACTUHLS CANES What's thls? Loren baby sittlng with seven l1ttle Brandts on each knee whlle Leona runs a factory Yes after Leona changed her name she couldn't give up the 'Koehn buslness completely Today her happlness relgns supreme as she manages The Koehn Factcryu manufacturing walking canes for people needlng a thlrd leg Chapter 7 MnRb COLOHD HCGS Yes Mars 15 today lnhablted by a human belng namely John Koehn who llves on a brlvht orange farm Ever slnce he dlscovered that hybrld corn grown on Mars colored plgs he has shlpped colored pigs by the hundreds to the U S for Ground Hog Day Chapter 8 BOXING BOXERS Richard Nlckel has retired from the man to man boxing profession to the man to dog boxlng professor Now he 1S teaching Boxer dogs to live up to their name by boxing Whenever one of the boxer dogs is hot enough to get the better of hlm hls wlfe comes to his rescue w1th ice packs to cool the dog Chapter 9 BUMBLEBEE'S BUZZ Today if you open your Sears Roebuck catalog to page 44 you w1ll be te pted to order an 8XC1USlVe Nadine Rachel evenlng gown Havlng become a famous dress deslgner Nadlne Nikkel won the Nobel Prize in 1979 for designlng the most stu pendous exotic gown called the Bumblebee because lt gave the wearer a blg 'buzz Chapter 10 CAMPAIGN MANAGER FIRED Iols Peters 15 using her knack for publlc speaklng by being the Speaker of the House of Representatlves She settled for this pOSlt1On after she lost the presidentlal electlon a year ago Whlle campaignlng for the presldency she used the motto All for one and that one ME ' Imaglne her disappointment when she lost the electlon by one vote which by the way was cast by her campaign manager Chapter ll MOh WK AOOLOGY New York is the site of the famous Rob Pete zoo Although crooks often be lieve this gives them permission to rob Pete, the zoo merely uses this name to attract tourlsts The zoo keeper Robert Petersen has distinguished his zoo by givlng all of the anluals mohawk haircuts E A . . . U l I . . C - . . , f e . 0 , . . 1 , , . . . . w , - 4-5 . ' . ' I . . . ' . , - g - s . r Q E ll ll ' . . U , ' u , - 1 f - c D Q D ' ' - w W . ' 1 ' ll ' l ' - u ' ll ' ll ' ' l I I D D D ' - . 7 - I ' . ' ' : , . . , . Have you a sick dog or cat? Donald Hiebert, the popular veterinarian, can H . . . . . . . ' 'I Q . . - . - I . - ,t , RT- - V ' 1 O I Il ' . ' Q ' - v ll ' ' - n 1 N ' N u C 1 . . , . . I I . ' . ' . , . 1 n rv - a . . , u 1 I ' ' - '11 1 ' A . - , ,

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Chapter 12 Fd1hC s lv FRaNCa USlHE her name as an lnsolratlon Frances Ratzlaff lS llVlHg n France where sh ls a mlrrll e cours lor Althou h she mam s m n's bow tles for a hobby the lastlnv beau D165 wDlCh h r COUnSellHg creates glVe Frances the re t at SJtlS f ctlo Chapter 15 Paoro may hlfe c rtalnly l l't all work and no play in the photo schlllt vets 1U on plenty of excltement ie 15 nov nva ed buslness Abram 1U taklng candld shots of 030165 playlng Wlth baby rattlers Chapter 14 AUCTICJ 1 B HI Fufzvllle located on mlle behl DChml3t auctlon r, fho was alwa s b ntlrely of bulldlngs and f D1 hlUFS up at he' husblrd's 3dCtlOHS Fu z s D GC oS a small Fuzz Th town la Dullt up ex Joyce Relmer, ha plcf d holds a local 8UCtlOH ever, d oes s towr named after Jon tter novn as hls wlfe, the fath r 1U law day to try to Get rld of the juni on FU7ZVll1 's streets apter 15 B P strlctly reslvn d to bachelorhood lS Eldon schmlit noted ln the fleld of mechanlcs Ever slnce he lFV nted a meCh3FlC3l mald to take care of household dutles, membershlp ln the Bach lor Protectlve A SOCl3tlOH has be n steadlly Pl5lHg hlth thls mald a bache1or's llfe l a plctur of domestlc happlness Chapter 16 DCLLAR Nlv TY ludT Ever slnce he pur ued tr beautlfylng pPOfeSslOH Orvllle DChmldt has be n a 1ady's man H15 speclalty lS wltCh h3lFCJCS WhlCh do only one thlng make Peclpl nt look hor or struck Chalter lv Chauxl G AAD hACmluG Stanley Dale schmldt wlth hlS famous 'Raclng Cars' 15 known far and n ar fol hlS one arm dPlV1Hg Through cracclnc many hlgh speeds and racklng up a top score 1D mlleaee he ha retlr d W1tD one last trophy WhlCh happens to be a larve bronfe arm Chapter 18 FBI GOOFb The FBI wa pleasantly surprlsed the other day when Jerry uGeorUe' schroeder volunteered to do some ecret lnvestlvatlon on a bootlegger ln the H1115 of Kentucky The catch 15 that he lo the bootl L r hlmSelf but what the Fnl doe n't J know won't hurt them Chapt r 10 JU I TI. I LD RGLML Romeo spent flVe lorg ye rs se TChl1? for hlS Jullette The moment he spotted Jullette Unruh h knew she wls the one for hlm Nell they were marrled and declded to sp nd th lf honeymfon south of the border down fkXlCO way The llk d th y e country so well that they llV6d dapplly ever after as th senor and senollta OL a B6XlC3H ranch Chapter UO Illlli FOOL.: CCPQ Stanley Unruh pPOpPlGtOP and owner of a lalge dalry farm, dellvers Goessel s mllc hlns lf ev ry mornlng at three o'clock Just for fun The reasonr He engoyed tearlnv around so much ln the good ole days that he uses the mllc dellverlng Job to ceeo th cops from O t+lng SUJplClOuS Chapter 21 Jomn Chants CnCCn.R after Betty Crocker retlred Darlene Voth followed ln h r foot steps by publlshln Darlene schroeder Ho emaklnf Aptltude Tests In order to relax the n rvous t n lon of plrls tailny the test Darlen usually OPlHgS some nov lty 9HtuPt3lDL8Ut for the ten mlnute lnterlud All students flnd themselves refreshed aft r Darlere's frog ChO1P has rendered a few numbers, WhlCh she 8CCOmp8Hl8S on h r bass clarln t Chapter 22 DrCILpD odoomoo surel you've all heard of the leadln alto Ietropolltan opera Slng r, bhlrley sch lit, who made her fortune by Slngldg 'larvterlte At the present she lS b lng featur d 1D the opera Whatev r shlrley wants Shlrley Gets' to let people know that her success has SpOllSd her Chapter 25 Can L o CAE M.IN Carmen W1SDS, owner of a lUXUFlOUS r staurant in Holljwo d has dellghted the Ch1HGS Wlth a new dlsh Car Meln to replace the ov rworked Chow Meln By the way of th dlsh CCar Delnj her husband, Roca Hudson, bullt the restaurant Chapter 24 ndaT A LIFL After many yelrs She and her 'bach lor pollcy by tafln car founded of b lng an old mald LeAnna WlSHS became a bachelor's wlfe husb nd' are now practlclng the 'cheaper oy the dozenn of the forty elvht chlldren ln the orphanace asylum they Chapter 35 gJIuT sCl T191 T WORA On the shores of from a dlfl rent angle an anpl 's book, a hoof llne and fry hls catrh In ClOSlDL here's one plece of thlUgS Purchase your copy of on the moon and try readlnv betw the P3C1flC the r Search of nuclear by ielth Ratzlaff SC1GHtlSt HIS flSSlOH lS approached appa atus CODSlStS of slnker, a Can of worms, plts an author to of adVlC9 to all of you HTHE 59nRS' at The W O S Bookstore' located en the llnes who aldn t get the drlft - . 1 - ls ' - . if A . 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