Gloversville High School - Oracle Yearbook (Gloversville, NY)

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Klww Pfwpfvwf Attention, all persons interested in the whereabouts of the class of '49. This is Stretch Anderson bringing you what may be twe hope? the last broadcast from the good ship 49, in the year 1959. For two days the 49 has been lashed by the huge waves: despite all the efforts of Teaser Benton and his assistant, Frying Bacon, the engines died out last night. The medical staff, headed by Dr. Sawbones Petrak and the ship's nurses, Pat Nestle, Arden Wicksell, Doris Smith, Iackie Cooker, and Marie Fabian, have been on their toes treating the injured passengers. Flash! There's trouble in the ship's beauty salon headed by Marjorie jenkins. Bashful Al Smith is there now trying to calm the famous Paris designers, Diane Iohnston and Marie Arnold. lust a moment, folks! A Coast Guard cut- ter is making its way toward us through the surging waves. The men are sending a line over now fit must be Beebe's linel. The first over on our deck is lron law Babcock. Our captain, Eyebrow Norelli, just called all hands to abandon ship. The last men to leave the ship are diving from the decks, fol- lowing the brave example of Lois Behlen, Olympic swimming champion. A big celebration is being planned for the cutter and its crew. The show will be di- rected by Ruth Christoff. One of the features of the program will be the singing of Car- men Clark. Bill Gurowitz and Leroy Zeid- ner, second-class seamen, will sing their famous song, Don't Pour the Lighter Fluid in the Cup or the Place WILL Go Up.in Smoke. The last act will feature Hash-Mark Lampe and Blushing Brown doing their fa- mous act, The Shades of Night Are Falling, But We Got a Good Look Anyhow or Laugh, You Fools. As we inspect the cutter, we walk into the Officers' Lounge and see Ron Hawley and Ken White still reading Classic Comics. On deck we meet Punchy Warner who is recovering from a recent defeat at the hands of Sugar Iim Clay, World's Bantamweight Champion. As we go over to console him, he utters his famous words, lf you hit me too hard, I'll quit fighting. As we sit on deck, we see two noted world travelers, Eleanor Ruggiero and Mary Alice Grinnell. We learn that they are going to France to visit the famous fashion artists, Claire Leonardi and Shirley Fredericks. Oh, look who has just arrived, our two devoted sweater twins, Barbara and Armand Pitkin, followed by the famous violin virtuoso, Pat Sleezer, and her traveling companion, Alice Gorthey. Now that We are approaching land, and everyone is safe and sound, we must take leave of you. The class of '49 will always pull through and keep together as they did the aforetold story.