Glenville High School - Olympiad Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 194 of the 1913 volume:

lenbille $igfj £s d)ooI !Hmiual iimeteen $unbrcb anb Cljtrtfrn Co jHarp JtlcJhannan tohose enforced absence from school this pear has causeb genuine regret. J er tuomanlp tuortbiness anb constant insistence upon the things tuorth tubile habe greatlp enbeareb her to this class anb thep affectionatelp brbicate to her the Annual of nineteen-tljirteen Foreword Weep you no more, sad scholars, Why need you sob so “schnell”? Don't spoil clean, new collars. You've gained your Annual. Don't tell us of your sorrow; We know how deep your grief, Your worry for tomorrow. When this book struck a reef. But, come, be gay and sprightly, The danger now is o’er. Come tripping, dancing lightly, The Annual scored once more. Gertrude Irish, '13. Faculty MR. H. H. CULLY.......................... Mount Union College, M.A. MR. FRANK P. WHITNEY..................... Oberlin College. M.A. History and Civics • Principal Assistant Principal MISS ELSIE C. DAVIES................................Assistant Principal Western Reserve, B.L. English MR. FRANK ABORN MR. J. E. CRABBE Worcester Polytechnic Institute, B.S. Wooster University, A.B. Drawing Physics and Chemistry MR. WILLIAM P. ALLYN Hiram College, Ph.B. Physics, Physiology, Botany MISS MARY R. BECK Western Reserve, B.L. English. MISS FLORENCE M. BECK Cleveland School of Art Applied Arts MR. LYNN W. BEMAN Bradley Polytechnic, Peoria, III. Manual Training MISS GERTRUDE CAMPBELL Western Reserve, A.B. Latin MR. A. E. COLEGROVE Allegheny College, M.A. Commercial Branches and Latin MISS MABEL H. COWG1LL Western Reserve, A.B. Biology and English MISS VIRGINIA A. DAVIS Allegheny College, M.A. Latin MISS LAURA V. EDWARDS Wellesley College, A.B. English and History MR. E. F. ELDREDGE Harvard University, A.M. English MR. FRED W. ELLIOT Oberlin College. A.B. Physical Training MISS GENEVIEVE FRANCISCO Radcliffe College, A.M. Latin and English MISS EDITH GOUVY Pratt Institute Art MISS EDNA GRANT Michigan University, A.M. English and Mathematics MR. HARRY R. HAZEL Oberlin College, A.B. Science and Mathematics MR. O. P. KLOPSCH Indiana State University, A.B. German MISS ELLA KONIGSLOW Western Reserve. A.B. German MISS GERTRUDE LEDERER Ladies’ Seminary, Brazil, Switzer land German MISS EDITH A. LOWNSBERRY Mansfield State Normal, Posse Gymnasium, Boston Physical Training MISS ELIZABETH A. McGOREY Western Reserve, Ph.B. Latin. MISS MARY I. McHANNON Western Reserve, Ph.B. English and Latin MR. J. O. MANVILLE Music MISS INEZ ORBISON Wellesley College, A.B. History MISS LOUISE PECK Western Reserve, Ph.B. Mathematics MISS RUMAH PEETS Western Reserve, A.B. Algebra MISS EVELINE M. PHILLIPS University of Chicago, Ph.B. Oratory and English MISS MARY PICKARD Western Reserve, A.B. English MISS S. STELLA RAY Oberlin College, A.B. Mathematics MR. GRAHAM II. STEWART Western Reserve, A.B. Latin and French MR. HARRY MERRITT TOWXE Bates College, A.B. English History, English Athletic Coach MISS BERTHA B. WARREN Pratt Institute Art MISS FLORENCE L. WESTLAKE Oberlin College, A.B. English MISS JESSIE MacGREGOR Secretary MISS IDA BELL COON W. R. U. Library School Librarian Officers of Senior Class MILTON DAVIS.... DOROTHY ANGELL.. GERTRUDE IRISH... RAYMOND TARBELL ARTHUR JAHNS.... ........President ... Vice-President ........Secretary .......Treasurer Sergeant-at-Arms Executive Committee Arthur Mochel, Chairman Vera Grossman Agnes Whitelaw Frank Sheron Edgar Clarke Commencement Speakers Faculty Choice Vera Grossman, Valedictorian Gertrude Irish Bianca Morse Frances Ritzi Arthur Mochel Mildred Steuer Frank Sheron Class Choice Nora Schreiher Milton Davis Milton Davis, L.G.S. “lie touches nothing but what lie adds a charm.” President Senior Class President Wranglers (1st term) Master of Programs—Wranglers (2nd term) Executive Committee Dramatic Club Executive Committee Athletic Association Senior Football Class Choice for Commencement Dorothy Angell, Cl. “She is happy and of such a merry pleasing spirit. Vice-President Senior Class Beta Sigma Dramatic Club Executive Committee of Athletic Association Captain Senior Girl's Basketball Annual Board Raymond Tarbell, L.G.S. An honest man’s the noblest work of God.” Treasurer Senior Class Secretary Wranglers (2nd term) Manager Glee Club Senior Football Greek Play “Antigone” Annual Gertrude Irish, Cl. Endurance, foresight, strength and skill. Secretary Senior Class Secretary of Literature Beta Sigma (1st term) Annual Board Faculty Choice for Commencement Arthur John, G.S. Whose words all ears took captive.” Sergeant-at-Arms Senior Class Wranglers Dramatic Club Antigone Arthur Mochel, Cl. The enormous brain of many made for one. Executive Committee Senior Class Football Team Track Team Senior Basketball Team Senior Tennis Team Agnes Whitelaw, L.S. Promise of perfect womanhood.” Executive Committee Senior Class Treasurer Beta Sigma (1st term) Edgar Clarke L.S. One who loved debate And arguing from a postulate Would say what others only felt.” Executive Committee Senior Class Central and West Debates Vice-President Wranglers (1st term) Interscholastic Literary League Vera Grossman, Cl. “Her modest answer and graceful air show her wise and good as she is fair.” Executive Committee Senior Class Secretary Beta Sigma (1st term) Annual Valedictorian Frank Shcron, G.S. “A youth who to fortune and to fame is known.” Executive Committee Senior Class President Dramatic Club Treasurer Wranglers (2nd term i West Debate Antigone Faculty Choice for Commencement Irene Kricg, Cl. “All musical people seem to be happy.” Orchestra Dramatic Club Beta Sigma Annual Earle Gregg, G.S. “Good sense which only is the gift of heaven.” Wranglers Football Team Track Team ( aptain 2nd Basketball Team Annual Francis Childs, L.S. “And I chatter, chatter, chatter. as I go. Girl’s Basketball Team Sergeant-at-Arms Beta Sigma Annual Wilbur Twining “A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrows.” Football Team Senior Basketball Wranglers Helen Wright “The gay dance links grace and harmony in happiest chain.” Beta Sigma Annual Mildred Norton, 5-yr. A friend who changes not as the years roll on.” Glee Club Earle Benedict, L.G.S. “A youth light-hearted and content I wander through the world.” Interclass Basketball Track Team Tnterclass Baseball Tennis Jennie Griffith, L.S. A loved, honored, much respected friend.” Raymond Tait “He says but little, but that little said, means much.” Varsity Track Team Senior Track Team Marguerite Frank Virtue is bold and goodness never fearful.” Vice-President German Club (1st term! Rita Cartwright, L.G.S. “For she was a rare ami radiant maid.” Animal Board Harold Bogart, L.G.S. “Comb down his hair Look. look, it stands upright.' Basketball Team Augusta Longstrect, L.G.S. A merry heart that laughs at care.” Annual Ralph Simon, L.G.S. “A grave, strong man who knows no fear.” Senior Football Team Senior Track Tear-Annual . Helen Russell, L.G.S. “Who shall call her ungentle or unfair.” Dramatic Club Glee Club • Ida Herron, 5-yr. course “Pretty maiden fine and fair With dreamy eyes and golden hair” Homer Streich, Special On the stage he was natural. simple, affecting, Twas only when he was off that he was acting.” Manager Baseball Team Dramatic Club Class Basketball Class Football Laverna Cathcart, L.G.S. “In maiden meditation fancy free.” Annual George Beutel, L.G.S. “Stalwart and stately in form was be.” Margaret Kershaw, Cl. “Grace was in all her steps In every gesture, dignity and love.” Ethel Epstein, L.G.S. “Gaze not upon her for she will giggle. Beta Sigma Murray Rider, L.G.S. He budded better than he knew. Gertrude Bogart, L.S. With her whole heart's welcome in her smile. Beta Sigma Librarian Eugene Williams, L.S. “So sweet the blush of bashful- ness. Lois Green, L.S. How pretty are her frowns. But how charming are her smiles. Beta Sigma Annual Adelle Fishcl, G.S. “I.ove ami thought ami fun we find In this inerry maiden's mind. Vice-President Beta Sigma list term) Annual Elmer Boyer, L.G.S. Noble in every thought and deed. Orchestra Marie Birchmeycr, L.S. “On her tongue is the law of kindness. Beta sigma Annual Howard Duncan “Sincere, faithful and practical. Annual Edna Kirby, L.S. A n d mistress of herself though China fall. President Beta Sigma (1st and 3rd term) Annual Blanche Rcbbeck, L.S. “Whose bright eyes reign influence.” Vice-President Beta Sigma (2nd term) Annual Everett Day, L.G.S. “Who mixed reason with pleasure and wisdom with mirth.” Olive Benedict, Cl. “As the bright sun glorifies the sky. so ia her face illumined with her eye.” Glen Hunt, G.S. “No duty could overtask him, no need his will outrun.” Josselyn Hayes “A sunny temper gilds the edge of life's darkest cloud.” Beta Sigma Girl's Basketball Florence Rader, L.S. “Friend of pleasure, wisdom’s aid.” President Girl's Glee Club Beta Sigma Annual Raymond Snow, Special “No substitute for ardent, sincere earnestnses.” Track Football Wranglers Zelma Walser, 5-yr. cse. “To all her classmates dear. Glee Club Ralph Bonsteel, G.S. Large was his bounty and his soul sincere.” Interclass Football Daisy Wcstcott, G.S. Acts well her part There all the honor lies.” Beta Sigma Evelyn Smith, L.S. “Buxom, blythc and debonair. Secretary Beta Sigma -ml term) Annual Glenn Wagner. L.G.S. Whatever was done, was done with much ease. Business Manager Annual Secretary Wranglers (2nd term l Dramatic Club Senior Football Team Baseball Evelyn Lindeman, L.G.S. As merry as the day is long. Girl's Basketball Tennis Club Dramatic Club Champion High School Skater Ralph McClurg, L.G.S. Looked with two great eyes of wonder, Eyes that seemed to ask a question. Master of Programs, Wranglers (l-t term) Antigone Glee Club Bianca Morse, L.S. Was a novelist, a child of fancy and fiction. Beta Sigma Editor-in-chief Annual Faculty Choice for Commencement Helen Stevens, L.S. • She wears the rose of youth upon lu-r cheeks. Dramatic Club Tennis Association Antigone Ralph Bannerman, L.G.S. Oh. he sits high in the hearts of his classmates. Wra nglers Antigone Football Team Captain Basketball Team Track Team x'iee-President Alheltic Association Miriam Freedman, G.S. A face with gladness overspread. Soft smiles by human kindness bred. Glee Club Antigone Beta Sigma Walter Sague, Special Bashful ness is an ornament of youth.“ Olive Towne, L.S. I worked with patience which means almost power. Annual Clara French, Cl. “In listenin'' mood she seemed to stand.” Dramatic (.lull Loyd Baldwin, L.G.S. “And when a lady's in the ease you know all other things give place. Iris Thomas, G.L.S. “She was good as she was fair.” Orwin Moodie, 5-yr. “And a wee bit laddie entered with a face as bright as a star. Margaret Fonda, Cl. “She is a maid of artless grace, gentle in grace and fair of face.” German Club Annual Beta Sigma Florence Myer, Cl. She tossed her ringlets gold and nodded and chatted so free.” Dramatic Club Annual Fred Dethloff, L.G.S. lie has a natural genius for combining pleasure with business. Interclass ami Varsity Football Jnterclaaa and Varsity Basketball Dorothy Neeson, Cl. A sweet, small voice within her. Damon Lindus “I'm small, but what of that, I've held my own among the men.” Football Annual Vivian Ewers, Cl. A free and frank young Yankee maiden. Annual Agnes McFadden, L.S. ‘•Ripe in wisdom was she, but simple and patient.” Beta Sigma Girl’s Basketball Annual Keith Manter, L.S. “Don’t bother me about worn en. Antigone Annual Ruth Nottage, L.S. “The flower of daintiness growing on a stem of grace.” Dramatic Club Antigoue Frank Gibson, L.G.S. “Poets are born but orators are made.” Wranglers Central and West Debates Senior Football Team Winifred Brooker, Cl. “Virtue and knowledge are endowments greater than riches.” Secretary Literature Beta Sigma (2nd term) Assistant Editor Annual Librarian Nora Schreiber, L.S. We meet thee like a pleasant thought.” Beta Sigma Girl’s Basketball Annual ( lass Choice for Commencement Edwin Oster, Cl. “The life that stands as all true lives have stood.” Lola Foster, Cl. “A tender heart, a will inflexible.” John Whipple, Cl. Slow but sure. Wranglers Orchestra Senior Tennis Team Senior Football Team Antigone Annual Edith Gouvy, L.S. “Her existence is a bright soft element of joy.” Treasurer of Beta Sigma (2nd term) Girl’s Basketball Annual Librarian Alice Foley, L.G.S. “Silence is the most perfect herald of joy.” Clyde Faunce, L.G.S. “A man of books and meditations.” Florence Haering, L.G.S. Roses on her cheeks and a rose her mouth. Beta Sigma Leonard Baetz, L.G.S. “Joy rises in me like a summer morn. Senior Football Team Annual Sylvia Saastamoinen, L.S. “Her face betokens all things dear and good. Beta Sigma Hilda Schaedel, L.G.S. The better you know her The better you like her.” William Faber, L.G.S. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the best of men. Orchestra Grace Macomber, Cl. “I hear. 0 friend, your words of cheer and praise. Librarian Beta Sigma Harold Goodwin, L.G.S. Serves to brighten all our future days. Senior Football Helen Maloney, L. S. “Silence sweeter is than speech. Mabel Chidley, G.S. “Her ways are ways of pleasantness.” George Lybarger, L. S. He had a martial stride and bearing.” Antigone Annual Marie Kelly, Cl. Our young and gentle friend, whose smile makes brighter summer hours.” Executive Committee Dramatic Club Dramatic Club Play Librarian Annual Board Robert Roessler He is the greatest artist then Either with pencil or with pen! ' Football Team Basketball Team Track Team Glee Club Dramatic Club Art Editor Annual Mildred Steuer, L.S. There was a soft and pensive grace. A cast of thought upon her face.” Beta Sigma Antigone Annual Faculty choice for Commencement. Emma Tifft, L.G.S. “Whose unclouded ray Can make tomorrow as pleas ant as today.’’ Robin Wallace, L.G.S. All hail to the man who tries and succeeds.” Basketball Captain Track Team Wrangler Antigone Helen Burns, L.G.S. “A pleasing countenance is no small advantage.” Annual Mich’l Silverman, L.G.S. Youth is a pleasant burden.” Basketball Track Baseball Gladys Reeve, L.S. A quiet little girl with a quiet little way.” Beta Sigma Annual Glee Club Margaret Baightel, L.G.S. “Her fair words gladden so many a heart. Mathew Ahern, L.G.S. “A youth there was of quiet ways.” Wilma Lederer, L.G.S. “What makes your cheek like a warm red rose.” Walter Stenberg “Knowledge is proud but he has learned so much.” Bessie Russell, L.S. “Fair tresses mens’ imperial race ensnare.” Vice-President Dramat ic Club Orchestra Ruth Labb, L.S. “A true friend is forever a friend.” Beta Sigma Annual Ella May Kightlinger, L.G.S. “A form more fair, a face more sweet, ne’er hath it been my lot to meet.” Beta Sigma Elsie Jaskalck, L.G.S. “A maiden with meek brown eyes in whose orbs a shadow lies. Ruth Bruning, L.G. S. “A maiden meek and mild.” Cordelia Fletcher, G.S. '‘The shadow of annoyance never near her comes.” Helen Shirk, L.S. How pretty her blushing was and how she blushed again.” Beta Sigma Annual Helen Drackett, L.G.S. And wiser she whose sympathetic mind exults in all the good of all mankind.” Frances Ritzi, Cl. The rarest gift of being constantly herself.” Beta Sigma Faculty Choice for Commencement Grace Lintcrn, L.S. Her heart giveth grace unto every act.” Annual Beta Sigma Anna Hart, L.S. “I would be friends with yot and have your love.” Annual Tennis Club Hazel Hathaway, Special “Her gentleness hath made her great. Orchestra Grant Middleton, L.S. “He was a valiant youth and his face like the face of the morning Mildred Merkel. Cl. With her moods of shade and sunshine, Eyet that smiled and frowned alternate. Beta Sigma Oirl's Glee Club Girl's Basketball Senior Play Annual Walter Deuring, L.G.S. A modern gentleman of stateliest mien. Ruth Grout, L.G.S. Dramatic Club Glee Club Dorothy Bonsteel, G.S. Post-Graduate Frank Morton, L.G.S. Doris MacNeil, L.S. (ilee Club Marguerite Veach, L.S. Post-Graduate Carolpn TfSSp Calleb atoay from us in the nubst of her Senior pear, bo tor gratefully treasure up the sunshine she left tuitlj us £hf inspiration of her unfailing optimism, her smeet spirit of unselfishness, the remembrance of her bright smile, linger toith us like the strains of some exquisite meloby, a neber cubing joy, though left half unsung. Officers of Junior Class .......President .. .Vice-President .......Secretary ......Treasurer Sergeant-at-Ai ms THERON LEHMAN.. ELEANOR SANDERS NORMAN CLARKE... ALLAN DUNCAN..... IRVING GREENE.... Executive Committee Doyne Freer, Chairman Ruth Allen Howard Egan Mabel Fishel Allan Russell Addis, Isabella Allen, Ruth Arndt, Evangeline Arthur, Eleanor Barker, Will Bauer, Ethelyn Bender, Metta Bcrow, Aimee Bertine, Helen Bloch, Selma Blumenthal, Stella Boddy, Gretchcn Bos worth, Grace Brough, Lionel Brown, Kathryn Campbell, Robert Clark, Ethel Cochran, Bruce Codling. Marvel Clarke, Norman Cole, Grace Comyns, Margaret Corbeau, Will Corlett, Estelle Corning, Leo Cowin, Mary Curran, Lowell Couchman, Edwina Dickinson, Gertrude Diemer, Alan Dienst, Louis Ditmer, Jean Doehn, Helen Downs, Edward Duncan, Allan Egan, Howard Eichorn, Helen Eisenberg, Lillie Emerich, Helen Farrell, John Fishcl, Mabel Foote, Dorothy Force, Carleton Francis, Edgar Freer, Doyne Class of 1914 Freedman, Marvin Friedman, Hilda Ganzenmueller, Clara Gardner, Virgil Goodman, Esther Greene, Irving Griffith, Harold Gross, Irene Grossman, Maurice Groth, Elsie Grothe, Frank Gunderson, Leonard Hamilton, Minnie Hall, Renselear Hammink, Harvey Hammerschlag, Irving Hagberg, Helen Haus, Ethel Hartman, Henrietta Heller, Gertrude Hills, Helen Hoskin, Wilbur Humphrey, Hazel Inkley, Ed Johnson, Mary Kehres, Walter Kelly, Eugenia Kendel, Mildred Kimes, Miva Kibbie, Ruth King, Florence Kirby, Iva Krieg, Elizabeth Kohl, Florence Kohn, Belle Kohn, Grace Kossak, Lillian King, Morrison Krause, Lucille Lackamp, Leo Lehr, Florence Leishcr, Elizabeth Leighton, Harry Lemmon, Winifred Lehman, Theron Lott, Margaret Lovcman, Gertrude Loveman, Lillian Lybarger, Charles Lyle, Ledley Maine, Walter Mather, Bonner Marbach, Helen Malm, Douglas McCaslin, Beryl McCrca, Alicia McKee, Thomas Miller, Mary Moss, Arthur Ncwey, Stanley Newman. Iris Pace. Jerome Perse, Josephine Petersen, Alma Quinn, Louise Richardson, Inez Robinson. Eldrcd Russell, Robert Russell, MacGillivray Saastamoinen, Gertrude Sargent, Arthur Sanders, Elenora Schlabach, Helen Shepard, Lula Schleicher. Edna Scher. Merman Schaedel. Hcrmine Scheer, Irene Schleman, Clara Schcllentrager, Charles Schellentrager.Margaretta Schuch, Mildred Scheil. Frank Sherman. Guy Schott, Milan Shore, Orwood Smith, Margaret Smith, Katharine Sherman, Harold Shepp, Leslie — 29 — Simon, Florence Smith, Blanche Smith. Eleanor Shrevc. Carl Snow, Charles Stuart. Ida Stern, Harold Spellman, Edith Tissot, Aldcn Votteler, Elsbeth YVaterIniry, Sylvia Walker. Agnes Walsh, Kenneth Warmeling. Bertrand Wienkamer, Will Wciskopf, Lawrence Williams, Walter Wood. Irma Woodruff, Adelia Whaley, Pearl Wingle, Harry — 30 — Class Graduating February, 1915 Ainger, Adrian Akers, Mildred Ames, Ariel Battles, Gladys Beyer, Bernard Boddy, Florence Broadwell, Howard Butler, Spencer Cathcart, Robert Clarke, Roberta Cook, Ralph Culnou. Arthur Cuyler, William Davis, Joe Davis, Ruth Dressier, Lucille Evans, Gwendolyn Faulkner, Selma Feldman, Baruch Foster, Melba Fox, Helen Gardner, William Goerke, Russell Grolla, Max Grossman. Leo Hannah, Alta Havlicck, Florence Healey, Herbert Hess, Irene Hood, Vera Heuby, Norma Hutchison, Nellie Jeffries, Theo Jockers. Margaret Kemeny, Martha Kemmerling. Arthur Kopman. Ted Kopperman. Raymond Krcimbring, Carl Leisher, Arnold Le Prevost, Constance Lowrie. Helene Ludeman, Shirley MacLeod. Zillah Manter, Lulu Mapes, Dorothy McLeod. Merle McNeil, Marguerite McQuilkin, Helen Miller, Isabella Musser, Mabel Owen, Reba Percy. Willard Pylick, Natalia Reed, Pauline Russell, C. D. Schatz, Gordon Schmidt, Margaret Sellberg, Florence Siegel. Mortimer Stark, Irene Stevenson, Harold Stoneman. Louis Tupper, Margaret Ward, Norman Wegot, Arthur Wertheim, Sanford Wcnner, Louis Williams, Bessie Williams, Gertrude Wilson. Olive — 31 — ls opf)omore Class v Av'yNA N VVN SAAA VVVNA Class of 1915 Allport, Gordon Andre, Fred Arndt, Bertha Aurelius, Earl Baker, Roger Bald, Dorothy Bannerman, Joyce Best, Dorothy Birnbaum, Ruth Braff, Gus Burch, Leonard Cardoui, Frank Carlton, Arlive Clarke, Everett Clemmer, Andrew Clenimer, Albert Cochrane, Ruth Conner, Robert Cragg, Robert Creon, Ina Curran, Frederica Cutter, Lawrence Davidson. Dorothy Deegan, Marie Dewitz, Winifred Dietrich, Lawrence Drake, Herbert Felton, Dorothy Ferris, Albert Fishbeck, Aileen Foley, Agnes Foley, Francis Folkman, Sanford Frey, Mildred Gage, William Garrett. Laura Gaus, Melville Gleichman, Blessing Glenn. India Gloeckler, Helen Goldsmith, Casper Grant, Lucille Grills, Edna Guest, Ruth Hackctt, Harriett Halter, Gertrude Harding, Marie Hills, Humphrey Hawkins, Security Hirstius, George Hoffman, Homer Hoffman, Norma Horning, Bliss Hutchison, William Inkley, Ella Jackson, Dorothy Jenkin, Hazel Jenks, Lucile Jones. Edna Kearns, Allen Kerslake, Gladys Kohn, Samuel Leach, Edgar Leary, Julia Lees. Dorothy Lenty. Edna Lloyd. Ruth Manville, Calera MacFarland, Imogene Malm, Elsie Metcalf, Clare Metz. Irma Miltenberger, Alberta Minor. Gordon Mitchell, Burrell Morrison. Leland Moses. Mildred Mosher. Miriam Moskowitz, Helen Mueller. Elsie Muldoon, Irene Myers, Clyde Nagle, Eva Naragon, Neva Narwold, Alfred Nicklin, Norma Nubemeyer, Harold Ochs, Catharine Orton, Clarence Ott, Archie Parks, Rcath Pate, Robert Payne, Catherine Payne, George Peters, Florence Poliak, Nelson Raus, Lillian Read, Arthur Rice, Oswald Riedel. Rhea Russell, Lillian Sargent, Roger Schiefer, Edwin Schnee, Vernon Schuster, Carl Schwartz, Sadie Sherman. Mildred Simon, Leon Simon. Victor Smith, Ralph Snow, Edna Snyder, Marie Stearns. Catherine Stump, Hilda Taylor, Ernest Theophil, Hazel Tobin. Marguerite Wallace, Clarence Woodley. Aldan Zanzinger, Florence — 33 — Class Graduating, February, 1916 Abell, Marion Ahern, Freeman Aldrich, Edna Andrews, Olive Bachman, Agnes Barker, Altamont Berghoff, Elizabeth Beymer. Richard Binder, Katherine Blackmer, Lcnore Blum. Cecile Bocs, Dorothy Boneman, Ruby Bradley, Rachel Broomhead. Catherine Chapin, Frances Clark, Herbert Clements, George Collins, Bren ton Crown, Emil Davidson. Gordon Davis, Herbert Davis, Lucille DethlofT, Dorothy Donaldson, Ralph F'lorman, Arthur Flynt, Mabel Foit, Lowell Forbes, Ian Gellcrt, Harold Goldberg, Rhea Good, Malcolm Good. Miriam Gorham. Marie Green, Richard Haas, Julius Hawkins, Wilbert Hirshman, Selma Hoffman, Edna Jamison, Alma Jamison, Lucile Johnson, Elsie Johnson. Isobel Kempthorne, Grace Kidney, Ruth Kline, Helen Larson. Esther Laurence. Alma Lindseth, Ruth Macomber, Harold Marsh. Helen McCartney, Helen McIntyre. Gladys Mears, Alba Mears, Earl Meier. Ethel Meon. Leonard Miller, Helen Miltenberger, Helen Minor, Austin Mitchell, Marguerite Morse, Marion Oberle, Marie Pardee, Lucille Perlman, Rebecca Pittaway, James Robertson, Frances Robinson, Frances Ruble, Ruth Russell. Frank Russell. Isabella Ryan, Kathleen Sampliner, Paul Schnell, Frank Schweitzer. Marguerite Smith. Marie Smith, Wilburd Stein, Helen Stoeltzing, William Tarbet, Lillian Taylor, Esther Watkins, Reid Welch, Edrie Wiegand, Etta Wright, Eva Zowaskey, Irene — 34 — freshmen “Our Green Goods Department” Ahern, Loretta Aldridge, George Alexander, Robert Andrews, Margaret Andrews, Mildred August, Lee Aul, Margaretta Backus, Ethel Bahls, Grace Bealoskcy, Leonard Becket, Bertha Bernhardt, Henrietta Bingham. Maurice Botten, Edward Brennan. Margaret Brick. Mary Bruning. Caroline Brough, Hilda Brown. Mildred Budd, Helen Buchanan. Enos Butler, Helen Burhenn, Mabelle Burnette. Charlie Canning, Ethel Canning. Hortense Carlson, John Channing, Ernest Clapp, Robert Cole. Lowell Conkey, Virginia Conner, Corinne Connovcr, Georgia Cook, Frans Coville. Edna Cragg, Xadine Crawford. Leslie Currier. John Davis, Edwin Davis. Robert Davis, William Dell. Lola De Mooy, Adrian Dc Moutford. Eloise Deutch, Irene Dewstoe, Jeannette Donnelly. Howard Doyle, Marguerite Duering, Clinton Dunn, Horace Elliot, Chester Elliot, Lee Elliot. Lawrence Ernig, George Esgar, Harold Field. Julietta Foley, Fred Folk. Charles Ford, Esther Forster. Christine Frey, Shafter Gaylord, Ethel Gibbs, Marvel Gibson, Leslie Gerstenburger, Paul Goodman. Samuel Goodwin, Lucille Gordon. Hazel Goss, Richard Grafton, Donald � raves. Abbott Graves, Bertine Gregg, Calista Green, Mildred Green, Shalor Greenfield, Helen Greenstone, Raymond Grohe, Margaret Gross. Grubbs. Hattie Hofemeister, Harry Hagnc, Clive Hagne, Sinclair Halle. Cecile Hahn, Virginia Hanks. Maud Harzer, Milton Hastings, Genevieve Hawkins. Wilbut Heron, John Hess, Loring Johnson, Clemons Judson, Victor Kaatz, Bennie Keleher, Walter Kempert, Carl Kershaw, Marion Killion, A! Kinney. Marie Klien, Sanford Klopsch, Elsa Klopsch, Olga Klopsch, Otto Knapp, Charlton Kohr, Sadie Kopman, Marion Kreighbaum, Cyril Lampman. Zoe Lander. Rela Lang, Ida Leighton, Estella Lenty. Florence Lubchen, Fred Lienweber, Alphons Lindmuller, Robert Loomis, Xcwman Madden, Edward Mahoney. Bertha Matthews, Isabella Meshon, Marie McCaslin. Margaret McXamara, Edwin Melay, Ralph Middleton, Edith Michell, Leonard Michell, Walter Monck, Ethel Moodie, Villetta Nagel. Roselie Xewnan. Beatrice Xiebes, Lucille O’Brien. Willie Parker, Mabel Pifer, Evelyn Philips, Fannie — 36 — Potts, Edith Race, Florence Rader, Irene Reader, Helen Rees, Fay Reid, Marjorie Roberts, Adrian Roehlke, Carlos Robb, Arma Robey, Kenneth Rushford. Edith Ryan, Grace Schiltt, Gertrude Schlosser, Frank Schneider, George Schneider. Mollie Schnell, Frank Sheehan, Marie Smith, Charlotte Smith, Ruth Snider. Helen Spellman, Gladys Stanffer, Ruth Slots, Alfred Spies, Paul Stanton, Marie Stebbins, Marjorie Stephen, Dolores Sterns. Harriet Stevens, Ruth Suelling, Howard Stewart, Robert Sweeney. William Tarbell, Vera Tau, George Tavlor. Stanley Taylor, Whitney Tobin, May Tripp, Hillyard Twining. Raymond Wackerman, Grace Warner, Margaret Walker, Alice W alsh, Richard Wankey, Raymond Westgate, Frank Wictz, David Wilk, Ralph Winslow, Lois Wright, Sheldon Yoek, Charles Young, Marjorie Zanzinger, Grace — 37 — Guaranteed Especially Fresh and Green Aarons, Ardclle Allen, Virgil Archer, Fred August, Beatrice Baldwin, Helen Baldwin, Nellie Bamberger, David Bartel, Helen Beck. Sterling Bell, Ralph Benedict, Paul Bogart, Gertrude Bonesteel, Merrie Boyer, Eleanor Breeler. Walter Burke. William Calhoon. Euegcne Canes, Erwin Carlson. John Chidley, Helen Curran. Virginia Curtis, Lucile Davies, Clyde Denslow, Leona Dornbirer, Stanton Dresser, Pauline Dreis, Esther Khlert, Henry Englander, Belle Forbes, Arthur Fciyer, Nathalie Frayenthal, Harold Fray, Helen Fulton, Mildred Ganzenmeller, Flora Gregg, Frances Hamilton, Mary Harriott, Alice Herschman, Bernard Holmes, Ella Jirele, Clara Job, Hazel Kohlmet, Ruth Law, Lois Lewis. Margaret McGirth. Stanley Miller, Marie Mills, Harold Mitchell, Catherine Moon, Jane Moses, Clarence Moses, Mary Mokern, Mary Hotter. Clella Mutch, Marian Nelson, Richard Peet, Harry Pejans. Evelyn Perkins, Willard Prevaldt. Clarence Reed, Kathryn Rorc, Irene Rosenzvveig, Lillian Sackett. Helen Salsburg, Adolph Sargent, Edwin Schill, Gertrude Schlegert, Howard Schneider. Norman Schwarz. Hattie Sheahan, Clair Shima. Olive Sieferd. Arthur Silberman, Albert Smith. Ralph Slife, Lucille Starbuck, Eunice Stewart, Margaret Strauss, Ruth Tafc, Harvey Timblin, Bessie Twezry, Maxine Wallace, Florence Walker. Inez Warmeling, Karl Westgate, Marjorie Whitelaw, Mortimer Wiedmann. Eva Wiggins, Irvamay Wilson. Nathalie Workman. Charlotte — 3X — Glenville High School Athletic Association Officers. JAY RANDALL......................................................President RALPH BANNERMAN.............................................Vice-President DOYNE FREER......................................................Secretary A. COLGROVE......................................................Treasurer Executive Committee. Dorothy Angcll Milton Davis Robert Roessler H. R. Hazel G. H. Stuart F. C. Elliott Glenville Leads Relative Ranking of the City High Schools for Year 1912-1913. Track, 1912 1. J Glenville 2. j Central 3. East Tech 4. East 5. West 6. West Tech 7. I [South 8. -j Lincoln 9. 1 [Commerce Football, 1912 East Central Glenville East Tech Lincoln West West Tech South Commerce Basketball ’12 East Tech Glenville South [Commerce [East Central [West Tech [West Lincoln Ranking Av. 2.17 Glenville 2.67 East Tech 3.17 East 3.17 Central 6.17 West 6.50 South 6.83 West Tech 7.17 Commerce 7.33 Lincoln — 39 — Football 1912 THE football team of 1912 far surpassed the expectations of the Glenville rooters and supporters and proved a huge surprise to newspaper sporting men and other schools. The team was light and small but fast and clever. By painstaking and patient coaching a system of play was developed, based mainly on the forward pass, which at times completely bewildered our opponents. We secured revenge for the beatings given us in former years, by trouncing several of the teams severely and thoroughly this year. The hither to despised Glenville team made many people sit up and take notice by its aggressive and snappy style of play against teams that were supposed to be sure victors. The players have at no time suffered serious injury and consequently the team has not been crippled in any important game. Just about half of the team will graduate this year, so that new material will have to be developed. This year’s 2nd team will furnish capable players, for many times it has given the Varsity a merry tussle in the practice game. Twining...............................Right End Rocssler...........................Right Tackle Lindus, Schcel.....................Right Guard Clark ....................................Center Campbell, Lindus, Inkley..............Left Guard Bannerman..........................Left Tackle Kemmerling............................Left End Randall, Schellentrager............Quarter-back Randall, Mochcl, Dethloff.............Right Half Gregg.................................Left Half Lehman .............................Full-back — 41 — Basketball 1912-1913 AS in football, so in basketball. The Glenville High basketball tossers opened the eyes of their followers and of the rest of the school. 'I his year’s team lost only two men by graduation and the coach took the remainder and some of last year's second team and welded together a powerful and dangerous aggregation. The players took confidence from what they did in football and followed up their advantage. They played remarkably well. losing only two games, and coming back after each defeat with renewed vigor. Finally, at the end of the season, they went down to Oberlin and with the odds against them, defeated one of the strongest teams in Ohio. But still better, the second team won the first championship ever won by a Glenville team in any branch of athletics. Most of the second team men knew very little of basketball, but by persistent practice, they developed a wonderful team work and swept the opposing players off their feet. All of the first team, except one man will graduate this year, but several of the champion second team will be ready to fill their places. First Team. Bannerman (capt.)............Right Forward Silverman ...................Left Forward. Roessler ........................ Center____ Clark .......................Right Guard.. Randall ......................Left Guard.. Subs. Wallace, Dethloff, Bogart Second Team. ...... Ames ..... Scheel Gregg (capt.) --- Twining .... Lehman Sub. Corbean Basketball Scores 1912-1913. First Team. Glenville ..........................22 Glenville ..........................14 Glenville ..........................27 Glenville ..........................22 Glenville ..........................28 Glenville ..........................16 Glenville ..........................23 Glenville ..........................17 Glenville ..........................27 Glenville ..........................27 Loyola High...................18 East Tech High.................24 West High......................20 East High.....................16 West Tech High................11 Central High.......'..........11 South High.....................22 Commerce ......................20 Lincoln ......................15 Oberlin High...................26 — 45 — Basketball—Continued Second Team. .. .31 11 . 14 13 41 22 19 18 35 11 IS 13 2S 14 27 10 20 34 7 — . freshman Team Girls’ Basketball A LTHO the time for basketball practice has been very limited this year, r the girls have played eight interclass games. Those entitled to num-erals for having played in the required number of games are: Frances Childs. T3, forward. Edith Gouvy, '13, forward Nora Schreiber, '13, forward Evelyn Lindeman. ’13, forward Agnes Tobin, ’13. guard Agnes McFadden, 13. guard Josselyn Hayes, ’13, guard Dorothy Angell, '13, center—captain Mildred Merkel. '13. guard Ethyline Bauer, ’14, center Florence King, T4, forward Kathryn Brown. '14, forward Ruth Allen, T4. forward Helen Bertine. ’14, guard Eleanor Sanders. ’14. guard—captain Track THE Glenville High School Track team of Nineteen-twelve was very successful. The season started with a triangular indoor meet with East Tech and West High Schools at Tech. Glenville finished second in this meet with thirty-six points, against East Tech’s sixty-one and a half and West's sixteen and a half points. The next meet with West, at Glen-ville’s gym. Glenville got seventy-seven and a half points against West’s thirty-eight and a half. Glenville next came out a loser in an outdoor meet with Shaw at Shaw field, fifty-seven points to fifty. The next meet was a surprise to the city. Glenville tied with East Tech in an outdoor meet at Gordon Park, sixty-eight and a half points each. The Interscholastic meet followed shortly after this, in which Glenville tied with Central for first place, with thirty-three points apiece, and defeating such schools as East High, East Tech and West. The team entered the Princeton meet, but Arthur Mochel was the only point winner. The Freshman team was very successful also, winning every meet it entered. Best Marks Made by 1912 Track Team. 100 Yard Dash....................................10 4-5 sec., Earl Benedict 200 Yard Dash.....................................24 3-5 sec., Earl Benedict 440 Yard Dash...........................................55 sec., Arthur Mochel Half Mile................................2 min. and 8 4-5 sec.. Robin Wallace Mile.....................................4 min. and 50 2-5 sec., Robin Wallace 220 Yards, low hurdles..........................28 2-5 sec., Ralph Bannerman Shot-put..........................................37 feet, Frank Birnbaum High Jump........................................5 feet-5 inches. Earle Gregg Broad Jump......................................18 feet-10 inches, Earle Gregg Pole Vault...................8 feet-8 inches, Clyde Myers and Gordon Minor 1913 Prospects for the 1913 track are very bright since every man but two of the 1912 team is back and some promising freshman are eligible. The first meet is an indoor meet with East Tech, and Central Tech meets will probably be scheduled with Shaw. East and Wooster. The team has splendid chances for running off with a few points in the Intcrscholastic meet, and many medals are ready to be taken at the Princeton meet. It is to be hoped that Glenville will repeat the performances of 1912 and win a few more meets. The success of the team has been due in a large measure to the new gym, but more so to the efficient coaching of Harry Towne and the leadership of Captain “Peggy Bannerman. Robin Wallace was elected captain of the 1913 team. Socially, as well as individually, clubs are indispensable to growth; beyond a certain point there cannot be further growth without more clubs. BETH EIGMH Beta Sigma URING the past year the Beta Sigma girls made a study of the stage. its productions, and actors, also current events with our occasional paper on travel and art. These topics proved very instructive. The girls have shown much business energy and increased their financial resources by selling postal cards. G. H. S. pins and occasionally having a candy sale. Then, too, the girls enjoyed many social events. A novel Hallowe’en party was given for the Junior and Senior girls not belonging to the club. Also a most delightful afternoon was spent at Miss Orbison’s home, where she entertained the club with a Valentine party. Of course the climax of their social times will be the annual dance with their honorable friends, the Wranglers. No doubt the reason for the Beta Sigma’s gieat success is due to the fact that the girls worked in harmony and entered into everything with hearty zeal and enthusiasm. But the Beta Sigma would not have meant to us what it does were it not for one kind and earnest Pilot, Miss Orbison. Our most sincere wish for the Beta Sigma girls to come, is that they too will derive as much real good and happiness, and enjoy as great a success as did their sisters of 1913. First Term. Officers. Second Term. Edna Kirby........................ President Edna Kirby Gertrude Irish.................. Vice-President ..........Blanche Rebbeck Vera Grossman..................... Secretary Evelyn Smith Agnes Whitelaw.................... Treasurer Edith Gouvy Adelle Fishel..............Secretary of Literature.......Winifred Brooker Frances Childs................. Sergeant-at-Arms Frances Childs Members. Dorothy Angell Marie Birchmeyer Gertrude Bogart Winifred Brooker Frances Childs Ethel Epstein Adelle Fishel Edith Gouvy Lois Green Vera Grossman Gertrude Irish Edna Kirby Irene Krieg Ruth Labb Grace Macomber Agnes McFaddcn Mildred Merkel Bianca Morse Florence Rader Blanche Rebbcck Helen Shirk Nora Schreiber Evelyn Smith Mildred Steuer Agnes Tobin Agnes Whitelaw Helen Wright Sylvia Saastamoinen — 62 — What right has any man to meet in facetious clubs to villify the government? Dryden. The Wranglers THE Wranglers were hampered this year by having neither a suitable time nor a suitable place to have their meetings. At the beginning of the season it seemed, indeed, that these difficulties could not be surmounted. But, when finally the club did get started, there seemed to be a general disposition to maintain the former standard of Wrangler excellence. The Wranglers were this year the only debating and literary club open to the boys of Glenville High School. As to social activities, the club held in November a highly successful initiation at Glenville Center Hall, in which all but the victims took keen delight. We took possession of the gymnasium one December afternoon and held an informal dancing party. In addition we had the pleasure of inviting the girls of the Beta Sigma to share a more formal evening dance with us, which was held in the spring. There was in former years some comment made to the effect that the Wranglers were too particular about new members. Beyond the qualification that candidates must be approved by the faculty, at the present time, the Wranglers stand ready to receive any boy above the Freshman Class, interested in our line of work, who seems to possess the qualities of good-fellowship which have characterized the Wranglers since the club was organized. First Term. Milton Davis.... Edgar Clark..... Raymond Tarbell Arthur Mochel... Ralph McClurg.. Robert Roessler. Officers. ..... President ..... .. Vice-President .. ... Secretary .... .... Treasurer ...... Master of Programs. . Sergeant-at-Arms . Second Term. Raymond Tarbell ..Arthur Mochel ...Glenn Wagner ...Frank Sheron ....Milton Davis .Theron Lehman Ralph Bannerman Edgar Clark Norman Clarke Milton Davis Herbert Drake Allan Duncan Howard Egan Ralph McClurg Willard Percy Members. Jay Randall Robert Roessler Frank Scheel Frank Sheron Raymond Snow Frank Gibson Earl Gregg Wilbur Hoskin Arthur Jahn Theron Lehman Arthur Mochel Homer Streich Raymond Tarbell Wilbur Twining Glenn Wagner Robin Wallace John Whipple — 66 — « - «£► 4jt? '41 •for J% •r Dramatic Club HE close of each year finds the Dramatic Club established more firmly in the activities of G. H. S. school life and with a reputation which extends far beyond the school. During the present year, the club, under the able direction of Miss Eveline Phillips, has been especially successful. Two initiations were held, one in October, the other in March, for the purpose of recruiting new people, because so many of the veteran actors leave school this year. Twenty-one were added. The club presented “Mollentrave on Women.” by Alfred Sutro, on January 24th. The play proved to be a great success both financially and artistically. The cast was as follows: Mr. Mollentrave. Frank Sheron ; Peters,Arthur John; Sir Joseph Balsted, Grant Code; Martin. Charles Snow; Everard Swenboys, Homer Strcich; Lady Claude Derenham, Helen Russell; Lord Contareen, Raymond Tarbell; Margaret Messilent, Ruth Grout; Mr. Dexter, Milton Davis; Miss Treable, Marie Kelly: Mr. Noyes, Harvey Hammink; Mrs. Martelli, Irene Krieg. Activities in this line were somewhat shortened by the resignation of Miss Phillips in March. Officers. FRANK SHERON BESSIE RUSSELL. HELEN RUSSELL .....President Vice-President . Secretary Treasurer RAYMOND TARBELL Executive Committee. Ruth Grout Milton Davis Marie Kelly Members. Dorothy Angcll Doyne Freer Aileen Fishbeck Hilda Friedman Marion Abel Lucille Pardee Ethel Meier Grant Code Glenn Wagner Homer Streich Robert Roesslcr Lucille Grant Lillian Russell Ruth Nottagc Harvey Hammink Charles Snow Charles Schellentrager Douglas Malm Grace Bosworth Edna Snow Jean Ditmer Helen Marsh Clara French Arthur Jahn Irene Krieg Evelyn Lindeman Florence Myer Helen Stevens Bessie Williams Thomas McKee Faculty Members. Miss Phillips Miss Davies Mr. Elliot Miss Peck The German Club IN November, 1912, a club was formed called the “German Club of Glen-ville High School.” At first, prospects did not look very bright for the young organization, but later its enrollment increased, and greater interest was taken in it by its members. The purpose of the club is to promote the use of the German language in Glenville High School. Meetings were held every second and fourth Wednesday in the month. At every second meeting a short programme was given by the members or by other pupils of the school who kindly consented to help. Recitations from the best German authors were given and music by German composers was both played and sung. Mr. Cully, Mr. Klopsch, Miss Lederer and Miss Konigslow were elected as honorary members. We are indeed indebted to our teacher, Mr. Klopsch, for the kindly interest he has taken in our club and for his efforts to promote its progress. — 70 — The Library Promoters PREVIOUS to this year, the pupils of Glenville have not used the library as much as was desired, owing to the limited facilities we then had. A Librarian has been appointed, and the books have been classified and catalogued. About $225 has been expended the present year for books, a part of which has been raised by our “Library promoters,” which is an organization consisting of Sophomores who pay a fee of five cents per month for the purpose of enlarging the library. Among the later additions, the following are to be found: A History of German Literature, in two volumes, a book beautifully bound, printed and illustrated; a History of the World in twenty-five volumes; Universal Classics Library in twenty volumes; and “Relics and Memorials of London City,” a most interesting book. Besides these, there are books for supplementary reading being added, and also magazines. The monthly magazines now received are: Aus Nah und Fern, Educational Review. Literary Digest, National Geographic Magazines, Religious Education, Review of Reviews, School Review, Science and Mathematics, Scientific American, They Survey, and the World’s Work. Treasurers. Head Treasurer.............................................Lucille Jenks Laura Garrett Ethel Meier Helen Gloecker Mabel Flynt Gordon Dairson Ralph Donaldson Alberta Miltenberger Picture Fund LAST year’s Junior English Classes clubbed together and made a modest contribution for the establishment of a picture fund. Their example has been followed on a little more elaborate scale by the class of 1914 and it is understood by all that the precedent will be carried out in coming years. The aim of the association is to add to the adornment of dear Old Glenville by the trifling tax of a penny a week upon each member. The proceeds this year will be something over forty dollars, thanks to the quick response of the pupils and the diligence of the collectors. The Orchestra W1IAT would this world of ours be without Music and Harmony ? Can you stretch your fancy far enough to conceive of such a thing? Why, this world would be meaningless, comfortless and empty. There would be no awe-inspiring, no heart-thrilling jubilant sounds to awaken our better, inner selves. And then, imagine what Glcnville High—this school of ours which is ever climbing toward the pinnacle of its power and success— imagine what Glenville would be without an orchestra! We may sing, we make cheer, we may act, but nothing could take the place of our orchestra! How could we enjoy a play or an entertainment without music and our orchestra, which is ever harmonizing the chords of Life—Joy, Sorrow, Grief, Happiness into one concordant whole? So here’s to the G. H. S. orchestra! May it ever concur to blend the soulful tones of Harmony! Members. Leader 1st Violin. J. E. Crabbe Albrecht, Harvey Hathaway, Hazel Horning, Bliss Faber, William Haus, Ethel 2nd Violin. Whipple, John Blackman, Lcnore McLeod, Merle Elliot, Lee Musser, Mabel Leech, Edgar Cornet. Boyer, Elmer Winslow, Lois Clarinet. Krieg, Elizabeth Cello. Krieg, Irene Schwitzer. Marguerite Trombone. Gillmore, Willard Drum. Mather, Bonner Pianos. Bannerman, Joyce, Ass’t — 72 — Russell. Bessie The Girls’ Glee Club of 1913 THE Girls’ Glee Club this year, has done very successful work, due to its splendid organization, the care with which the members were chosen, their regular attendance and the faithful instruction of Mr. Manville. Regular meetings have been held all through the year on Tuesday afternoons, and special music has been prepared for Commencement and a Home Concert which will probably be given in the spring. FLORENCE RADER HELEN DOEHN... MARY JOHNSON.. Joyce Bannerman, T5 Miriam Friedman, T3 Lois Green, T3 Ethelyn Bauer, T4 Helen Doehn, ’14 Gwendolyn Evans, T3 Isabella Addis, ’14 Aimee Beron, '14 Hilda Friedman, '14 Edwina Couchman, ’14 Florence Rader. '13... Officers. 1st Soprano. Lucille Krause, ’14 Beeyl McCaslin, T4 Doris McNeal, ’13 2nd Soprano. Iva Kirby, '14 Gertrude Loveman, ’14 Ethel Clarke, ’14 Altos. Lillie Eisenberg, T4 Mary Johnson. T4 Lillian Rossack, ’14 Mildred Norton, ’13 . President . Librarian Treasurer Mildred Schuch. ’14 Katherine Smith, ’14 Zclma Walzer, T3 Gertrude Williams, '15 Gladys Reeve, 13 Mildred Merkel, T3 Sylvia Waterbury, ’14 Accompanist -74- JUNIOR DEBATING TEAM Debates THE highly successful record made by Glcnville athletic teams this ycai has been maintained in debating. The debating team now stands undefeated in the present cup series, having won the first two debates of the 1913-1917 circle. By 1917 Glenville will have debated all the schools in Cleveland. In the last cup series, Glenville was beaten but once, and it is to be hoped there will be no defeat before 1917. Some Junior boys wanted to debate this year and Mr. Whitney arranged a meeting with East High Juniors. The Glenville boys argued well, but the East High boys secured the judges’ votes. There will be but one veteran interscholastic debater in school next year and a good chance is presented for several boys to make the team. January Tenth, at Glenville. Won by Glenville, 2-1. Resolved: That in the construction of a new charter for the City of Cleveland a large representative council should be retained. Glenville, Affirmative Edgar Clark, Leader Wilbur Hoskin Frank Gibson Marvin Freedman, Alternate Central, Negative Benjamin SchefFman, Leader Leonard Levy Jerome Moskowitz Sam Salzman, Alternate March Fourteenth, at West. Won by Glenville, 2-1. Resolved: That the government of the City of Cleveland and of Cuyahoga County should be consolidated as the government of the City of Cleveland, constitutionality conceded. West, Affirmative Arnold Eppink, Leader Robert Kimberley Leo Gannon Thomas Marver, Alternate Glenville. Negative Edgar Clark, Leader Frank Sheron Frank Gibson Wilbur Hoskin. Alternate Junior Debate, February 21, at Glenville. Won by East. Resolved: That it would be for the best interest of Cleveland, constitutionality conceded, to gradually eliminate taxes on improvements with a view to the final establishment of a single tax. Glenville. Affirmative Leo Corning, Leader Harry Wingle Allan Russell Harvey Hamminck East. Negative Rob Sandrowitz, Leader Clarence Weidenthal De Forest Mellon Le Roy Stewart There were four speakers for each school. — 77 — Rhetoricals October 25. A Farce: “Lend Me Five Shillings.” Mr. Golightly............................. Luella.................................... Mrs. Captain Phobbs....................... Captain Phobbs............................ Moreland.................................. Dance Master.............................. Waiter.................................... ..Homer Streich .. Bessie Russell .... Adellc Fishel . Robert Roessler ...Murray Rider ..Harold Bogart Harvey Albrecht November 1. Wilson.................................. Roosevelt............................... Taft.................................... Frank Gibson Frank Sheron . Fdgar Clark November 15. Something About Fur...........................................Florence Rader Good Roads Movement in U. S.................................William Faber Women of Ancient Rome..........................................Mildred Steuer Moving Pictures...............................................Gertrude Irish Railroad Accidents...............................................Glenn Hunt November 22. Harvest Festivals.................................Marguerite Baightell Thanksgiving in Former Times...................................Dorothy Angell American Thanksgiving...........................................Edythe Bauder How England Became Christian..................................Gertrude Bogart Lake Erie................................................Leonard Baetz December 6. What Happened to Pompeii..................................Ruth Pruning A Day in London......................................Winifred Brooker A Day in France........................................Marie Birchmeyer Athletics in Various Countries...........................Raymond Snow Caring for the City’s Unfortunate.........................Helen Burns Reading of German Poems..................................Raymond Tait Buddhism ____ Confucianism.. Shintoism____ Mohammedism Panama Canal. War Ship..... December 13. — .Mabel Chidley La Verna Cathcart ....F.lsie Jaskalek ----Frances Childs ....Ralph Simon ....George Bcutcl — 79 — Rhetoricals—Continued December 20. A Farce: “Two Strings to Her How.” Cecil Dumensil.....................................................Rita Cartwright Monsieur Dumensil........................................Glenn Wagner Madame Dumensil...................................................Grace Macomber Coudrcv...........................................................Ralph Batinerman De Luciral.......................................................George Lybarger Baptiste .................................................Arthur Jahn January 17. Child Labor in American Industries.......................Helen Stevens Social Life of Early Dutch.......................................Vivian Ewers Customs of Indians.......................................Ethel Epstein Quest of Happiness.............................................Margaret Fonda Kate Greenaway....................................................Alice Foley Schools of Glenville.......................................George Brack Country Schools of Yesterday.....................................Bianca Morse January 24. Parcels Post in England...........................................Edith Gouvy Up to Date.........................................................Lola Foster Keokuk Dam.......................................................Walter Deuring Chataqua ..................................................Clara French Mormons...........................................................Olive Towne Use of Electric Car......................................Fred Dethloff February 7. A Norse Tale.............................................Anna E. Hart Commission Plan of Government............................Earle C. Gregg Wanted. A Gyroscope............................................Josselyn Hayes China...........................................................Hazelle Hathaway The Lost Army of Cambyses......................................Florence Haering A Trip to Havana.................................................Harold Goodwin February 28. Actors...................................................Helen A. Shirk Lives of Joseph Jefferson and George Arlis.........................Edna Kirby David Belasco.....................................................Wilma Lederer New Stage Craft....................................................Ruth Labb Ownership of Forests.............................................Howard Duncan Antarctic Explorations....................................Everett Day Mark Twain........................................................Ralph McClurg — 80 — Rhetoricals—Continued March 7. Royal Family of Holland...............................Augusta Longstrcct Royal Family of Germany.................................Evelyn Lindeman France and Its President.................................Agnes McFaddcn Russian Czar and His Family...............................Or win Moodic Royal Family of England.....................................Grace Lintern Colorado ................................................Lloyd Baldwin March 14. Primitive Art........................................................Ralph Bonsteel Assyrian and Egyptian Architecture................................Cordelia Fletcher Greek and Roman Art..........................................Agnes Tobin Italian Art During the Renaissance......................Mildred Merkel Modern Art................................................Florence Myer Commercial and Decorative Art................................Edwin Oster March 21. Greek Festival ..........................................Helen Drackett Greek Actors................................................Clyde Faunce Greek Chorus...............................................Jennie Griffith Greek Dramatists .............................................Lois Green Antigone .....................;..........................Vera Grossman Views of Greek Plays and Theaters.......................Willard Gillmorc March 28. Life and Customs of People of Cumberland...................Gladys Reeve Tuskegee Institute.........................................Frances Ritzi New Orleans...............................................Walter Sague Mozart and the Concerts...................................Zelma Walser “Bobby Shaftoe ’............................................Dorothy Neeson April 11. Arnold Bennett..............................................Xora Schreibcr Arnold Bennett’s “Trip to America”..........................Hilda Schaedel Bennett’s “Education in America”............................Iris Thomas Bennetts American Modes of Travel ..................Sylvia Saastamoinen “A Dream of the Future”.......................................John Whipple The Campfire Girls.........................................Evelyn Smith “Antigone” On March 28 of the present year, a unique feature was introduced into high school dramatics by the presentation of the Greek tragedy, “Antigone,” under the able direction of Miss Phillips and Miss McGorey. This is the first time such a daring undertaking has been attempted by any high school in the state and, with few exceptions, in the whole country. The audience was large and a pleasant evening was enjoyed by all. The cast was as follws: ..Miriam Friedman ... .Mildred Merkel ....Howard Egan J Theron Lehman ’ Edgar Clark ......Arthur Jahn .. Raymond Tarbell ....John Whipple ____Herbert Davis ....Walter Maine ....Mildred Steuer ....Keith Manter George Lybarger Charles Lybarger f Ruth Nottage ' ( Helen Stevens Antigone......... Ismene........... Chorus Leader---- Creon............ Guard ........... Haemon .......... Teiresias ...... Guide ........... First Messenger.. Eurydice ....... Second Messenger Guards........... Attendants...... — 82 — Calenbar Compiled by E. B. and F. M., '13 ept ember 1912 9—Back to the toil and the weary grind, Back to the torture of “broadening our mind.” 10—Classes begin. The halls assume a most unnatural greenish hue, cast by the radiance of the new-born Flat. 15—One week later— Alas, where are the rosy cheeks of our carefree summer girl? 18— First assembly in Auditorium. Great Cully, the oracle, bids that we sacrifice ourselves as willing victims upon the altar of knowledge. 19— Beta Sigmas get busy. 20— First football game. Shaw vs. Glenville. Great excitement. Scheel nearly swallows his three front teeth. 23—Rooters' Club organizes. More noise. 27—Get in lock-step with the Rooters' Club. Rah! Rah! Rah! — Glenville! Glenville vs. West Tech: 27-0. 3— First football rally. Scheel exhibits his vacuum. 4— Glenville vs. East: 0-13. We march to a glorious defeat. The Wranglers celebrate it in the evening. 5— Day after Wranglers’ meeting—Walls of the committee room are covered with horrible, grotesque figures. 11— Glenville vs. West: 13-0. Another victory. Some class! 12— First Latin Test. Turn gelidus totis manabat corporibus sudor; steterunt horrorc comae.” (Then did the cold sweat creep over their bodies; their hair from horror stood erect.) 18—Glenville vs. Central. Score? Don't mention it! Just to the rain We lay the blame Of that Glenville - Central game. 23—Glenville vs. South: 54-6. Go-o-o-o-ing up! 2A—Mysterious doings in the library. Enter ye who dare! 25— Another football rally. Roessler smiles. “Nuff” said! The Beta Sigmas feed us cider and doughnuts amidst gruesome surroundings. Whist—sec yonder spook! 26— Glenville vs. East Tech: 21-0. 28—Pennant Club organizes. — 84 — NOVEMBER 1—The first knock-kneed Seniors appear upon the rostrum, and. with faltering voices, deliver their speeches. 6—Our sedate editor-in-chief falls over a pipe. Result: First-rate swimming-pool in Botany classroom. 8—Glenvillc vs. Lincoln: 0-0. Randall shows us what a one-man team can do. Third place in Senate—hegorry! 10—Senior class organizes ’midst the customary peace, order, and quietude. 12—Whitney throws his first bum (those unenlightened in the mysteries of civics may spell it b-o-m-b). 22—Senior Informal. The Seniors wear their soles thin in a vain effort to polish the gym floor. 24— Save your pennies a red stamp to buy That to papa and mamma your report cards may hie. 25— Wrangler Initiation. Gibson acquires a first-hand acquaintance with the water-trough. 26— The day after the night before— Kimonas and other strange garbs adorn the school-yard trees. 28—A day off. Let us be thankful for this Thanksgiving Day. Another cause for joy—the postman brings us our first reports (carefully stamped). 2—All those who survived the shock of reports return. 5—Still on the job. How doth the little busy bee improve each shininir hour! 7—The sleigh-ride that never came off. 9—Dramatic Club Initiation. Lady Homerine Streich dresses for the ball. 13—Mr. Rannells gives an address at Rhetoricals. Everybody’s spruced up for the afternoon informal given by the Wranglers. 16— “Do your Christmas Shopping Early.” Let the Beta Sigmas help you in your selection of pictures, calendars, pins. etc. 17— What’s all this loud dispute—Wranglers’ Meeting? Nay—the Seniors are selecting their class-pins. 20—Periods shortened ten minutes in morning in order that one girl might have “Two Strings to Tier Bow. All right—let her have ’em! See if we care! Afternoon—Glcnville vs. Loyola: 22-18. On our way to second place in the Senate. Evening—The A. A. Dance. Our boys received their well-deserved honors. Newly-appointed Captain Lehman informs us that we should w'orry about next year's team. The Yule-tide spirit's in the air. — 86 — 6— We return—filled with our New Year’s resolutions. 7— Alas! E'en now we find them vain delusions. 8— Why these clothes-pins on the pupils’ noses? Bobby Koessler’s demonstrating a brand new perfume—H2S. 10— Glenville vs. East Tech: 24-14. Cheer up! There are more—to win! 11— Wir hoeren ein deutsches Fraeulein “Der Erlkoenig singen. Ach! wie schoen! 14— Aw'ful epidemic up at school. Seniors receive pill-boxes—contain sure cure—“guaranteed to make a person dignified forever.” Contents? Senior Pins. 15— A new equation evolved in Mathematics. The taste of water in fountains = the smell of a chemistry experiment. “Water, water, everywhere, But not a drop to drink!” 17—West vs. Glenville: 27-22. Notwithstanding the magnitude of the West High gym our boys managed to carry off the honors. 24—Glenville vs. East: 22-16. Cock-a-doodlc-do-o-oo!!! 27—Dramatic Club Play. In “Mollentrave on Women”—Frank Sheron tells the fellows how to manage ’em! 31—Glenville vs. West Tech: 28-11. EXAMS. — 87 — 1911 3—Horrors upon Horror's Head—Reports!!! Miss Orbison distributes handkerchiefs among the Seniors. Seniors greatly annoyed! Eighty-five new Flats are bumping into their peaceful sanctuaries. 5—‘‘Zee leetle rays sunshine sec zee bee-u-ti-ful, zee soo-blime pictures off Monsieur Haigarkein! Ah! zee raptures! 7—Glenville vs. Central: 16-11. “Turn about is fair play.” 10—Glenville - Central Debate. Glenville carries off the customary honors. 12—Dr. Bitting favors us with a little “Missouri Chin Music.” We bewail with him the lot of the modern husband who has degenerated into a hook-worm. 14— Beta Sigmas sell their hearts (of candy). Ah. cursed love for gold— What will you not compel Beta Sigma Girls to do! 15— “Elephant’s Lullaby — Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. 17—Boat Race begins. 21—Junior Informal—Seniors enjoy it muchly. Evening—Junior Debaters in their debate with East show the effects of their afternoon dissipation. 26—Glenville vs. Commerce: 17-20. A sad, sad blow to the Varsity. But bless our ever-conquering second team. 28—The sedate ones hold an Informal in the gym. Evening—Case Glee Club Concert. “For you’re mail Baby, You’re a wonderful child!” — 88 — March nine! cm thirteen 7—Glenville vs. Lincoln: 27-15. 12—Willard Gillmore displays some of his very own stereopticon views. 14—General information test by Whitney. Did we flunk??? (This question is a fine example of misdirected eneigy.) Oberlin High Game—close shave: 27-26. West - Glenville Debate. E’en in the enemy’s camp do we win. 17— Miss Davies gives a Lantern Lecture on Oberammergau. Last but not least— Clyde Faunce drops the anchor. 18— Dramatic Club Initiation. Members enjoy the sweets while the initiates perform. 21—Keith gets a hair-cut. Some kind soul lends him a quarter. 26— There is a big wash-out ’round Collinwood way And 'nary a “Collinwood” do we see the whole day. 27— What’s that which comes yonder—that wee tiny mote? Why! ’tis merely a “Collinwood” in a row-boat. 28— “Antigone”—Whiskers, whiskers. ALL is whiskers. They are too much for Miss Phillips—she departs with a handsomer man. We wish it clearly understood that nobody requested her resignation—at least WE didn’t. — 89 — A ifcl ES 1—April Fool! (Which one?) 3—At last! The long anticipated stunt is pulled off—Senior Formal. 7— Listen to Ralph Simon sing — “My mustache is growing. Its genial warmth bestowing; Its beauty charms the eye of all Glenvillc! Ah !—poor deluded Soul! Mr. Kldridge returns to Glenvillc to take up Miss Phillip's classes and is welcomed with open arms. 8— Swat the flies and save the chee-ee-ild! 10— Why do the girls look so lonely and sad? They are basely deserted for the baseball fad. Our Girls’ Glee Club warbles with Commerce at Fast Tech. Another Latin test—Seniors laboring in Room 20 fully appreciate these portentous words: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.” 11— A Track Meet at East Tech. Glenville (of course) - Tech - Central. Boys’ Hike across-country. 14— Mr. T. C. Placak talks about Babies’ Dispensary. 15— Shrill voices pierce the air. Senior Music’s started. 17— Picture show in Auditorium — Miss Orbison amuses the children with some stereopticon views. 18— Beta Sigma Initiation. Gentle snores heard in study hall—Everett Day is sweetly dreaming. 25—Junior Party—Clarke comes down to Earth with a thud. Exhibit in gym in the evening. A professional boxing match among other feats. — 90 — MAYjii 2—Wrangler—Beta Sigma Dance at Olive Academy—Rhetorical —Nothing slow about John—in fact he is 3,000 years ahead of time—Library Promoters' Party. 6— A sub. in Room 20. Day after—she is afflicted with nervous prostration. 7— We hear the little Robin (Wallace) sing “Spring has come.” Also “The Man from Harvard.” 8— Ed Francis afflicted with a very bad cold. He sneezes continually “Ker- shaw—Kershaw!” 9— Junior Hop. “Der Bibliothekar.” “Ich habe einen Onkel.” 10— Mr. Whitney takes his pupils a-Maying in Warrensville. “Over the hills to the poorhouse.” 12—Fierce squabble in Senior class. Shall we girls wear gloves or not?—and what kind of flowers shall we carry? 16—Class Day. Who’d a thunk that such a fate. Which our class prophet doth relate, Could come to yonder girls and boys. Seated there in tranquil poise? 22— Musical—Our toils and cares are charmed away. 23— Awestricken Juniors entertain Seniors. — 91 — JUNE 1913 1— “For what is so rare as a day in June.” 2— The fatal day is drawing nigh. A—See the Seniors dodge behind the posts. Tarbell approaches with “Big Stick (dues). 5—Snapshot Day—Line up. please, and watch the “Birdie.” 9—Summer Romance begins. 12—The Fierce. Fateful, Final Exams. 15—Our “Treasure” Ray duns us for the last time. 18—Our 1-a-a-st Informal. “Now tolls the bell That summons us to heaven or to—well!—well ? -92 — “Our Cully” On the rostrum sits our Cully, And his face is wreathed with smiles. Nothing can his armor sully; Proud his glance o’er Glenville aisles. See his nod approve each speaker; Watch his mighty bosom swell At their logic, deep and deeper— Ah, he knew they do it well. Ah, methinks I read a message In our Cully’s beaming face. To the graduates encourage, These words I seem to trace: May your clouds have silver linings; May your pathways lead to fame, And the luster, bright and shining, Gather 'round fair Glenville’s name. Grant C. Middleton. ’13. — 94 — BY B0I1ERAATHER WITH DECORATION BY ROBERT ROE LER. L “ t IFE sentence! Go sprinkle the grass!” I received Pluto’s decision with a smile, for 1 was resigned to my fate. The only woman 1 could ever love was not intended for me, so why should 1 care what became of me? I was immediately hurried away and set to work. Now you will wonder how I happened to be in Hades. 1 will tell you. My greatest ambition was to marry a goddess, so I went to Jupiter’s palace. While there. I fell in love Jmm, : sm with Juno and so offended Jupiter. For thi k crime, I was sent to Ilades and was taken before Pluto. The results I have told you. I will now go on with my story. Pluto’s palace was set in the center of a big lawn, and was surrounded by a hedge. This, I was told, was the lawn [ had to sprinkle. 1 worked faithfully for about two weeks, but by that time the novelty of the thing had worn off. and I began to take it easy. I often wondered what was on the other side of the hedge, so one day, when I found Pluto in a good humor, I asked him. He flew into a rage and threatened to have me locked up. put in chains and a hundred other terrible punishments. “If I ever catch you over there. I will feed you to Cerberus!” he cried. “Now get back on the job!” “Yes, your honor,” I replied weakly, for I was so frightened I could hardly stand. “I will never mention the subject again. I went back to me sprinkling, but could not take my mind off the subject. What is over there? Why did Pluto get so mad? were some of the questions I asked myself. Just then Pluto's barn-boss came by and I stopped him and put the question to him. “Why,” he replied, looking cautiously around him, “T don’t know. But one day, I looked through a hole in the hedge and saw the most beautiful young lady walking in the garden. Beat it! Here comes Pluto! And he hurried off in the direction of the barn. As Pluto passed he said. “The grass looks fine since you have done the sprinkling.” — 95 — “Thanks, your honor,” I replied. (When I say that I always think of the time I was pinched for speeding in my six-cylinder Winton, and the judge fined me for not saying, “your honor,” when I addressed him). Now, my weak point is beautiful, and when I realized what the barn-boss had said, mv curiosity was aroused and I determined to make this young lady’s acquaintance. About a week later, as I was sprinkling, I turned to watch one of Pluto’s fine black horses, and as I did so, the hose swung to one side. I was startled to hear a feminine voice say sarcastically, “You are supposed to sprinkle the grass, not me.” I wheeled about and saw the most beautiful young lady looking over the hedge. I was so surprised, all I could do was stare at her. “Well?” she said. But I could not collect my senses, and continued to stare. “Well? she repeated somewhat sharply. Her tone brought me back to earth and I replied with a bow, “I beg your pardon a thousand times. I assure you I would not wet such a charming creature for the world.” “You're pretty free with your compliments,” she said witheringly. But I would not be withered. “I haven’t words in my vocabulary to do you justice,” I replied. “Oh! slush, she said with a wave of her hand, but she smiled and I knew she was pleased. “I must go now,” she said. “One of the servants is calling me.” And she disappeared. I went back to my work, but could think of nothing but this wonderful creature. How came she in Hades? Who was she? “I hope I sec her again,” I said to myself. The next day at the same hour, she appeared. Hello! she called, “Don’t you get tired sprinkling the grass? “Yes, indeed.” I replied. “It’s beastly dry work.” “It looks like wet work to me,” she answered, with a laugh. “Say.” I said suddenly, “What’s your name?” “Come over and I’ll tell you.” Pluto said he would feed me to Cerberus, if he ever caught me over there.” “You’re afraid,” she said scornfully. Now I could not stand being called a coward, so I replied hotly, Tm not afraid.” “I dare you.” “I should worry like a doctor and lose my patience,” I answered, and in a moment I was on the other side of the hedge. My new acquaintance led me to a bench under a big tree. In five minutes we were talking like old friends. Are you a goddess,” I asked. “No,” she replied, “I am an earth being and an heiress to a vast fortune. Mv father was afraid I would marry some adventurer who wanted my — 96 — money, so he paid Pluto a large sum to keep me in this palace and prevent my meeting anyone. But Pluto could warn a person only once—you know that is sufficient, if you have ever seen him in a rage.” “Yes, I agree with you there,” I replied. “Well, she went on, “If that person does not heed the warning and meets me. he is to be my husband.” “And I am that fellow,” I cried, “That saves the trouble of proposing. Let's go and see Pluto. We found Pluto sitting on his throne. “Well, your honor,” I said, “I'm the guy.” “So, I see,” he replied. “Well. I am glad of it. I am sick of the job, so you are free to go back to the upper world with your bride-to-be.” So ended my adventure in Hades. Bonner Mather, T4. — 97 — “1914 JUNIORS—VVliat does the name imply? Simply this: Although we stand one notch below the Seniors, yet we are the dictators of all school activities. The aforementioned Seniors are so busy making up back work, in order that they will receive their sheepskins, that they even lose sight of themselves. The Sophs haven’t grown up yet, so it is up to the Juniors, and we are making good. A teacher was heard to remark last February that she had so much extra work to do with her students (?) in the afternoons that she feared she would have to resign. One of her more fortunate contemporaries answered, “You ought to teach Junior classes. I go home every day at two o'clock.” Which goes to show we always have our lessons (on our cuffs). We look back with pleasure over our career and remember when we, too, used a book strap and rushed through the halls, so as not to be late to class. Now, having learned many rules in etiquette, we never carry books home unless they fit in a pocket, and we always come into class late. It’s fashionable. At rhetorical programs we are bored to exhaustion and we are thinking how much better we will do next year. With no regrets for the past and a smiling countenance for the future, we look forward to our Senior year. So here’s to the class of 14 and a hearty good wish for every succeeding Junior class. Thcron V. Lehman. A little bit of rough-house. Some stamping here and there, Mixed up in the class room. Will make our teacher sw—angry. H. R. L., ’14. Lines from a Junior The study of Latin is horrid; It drives all my wits Into seventeen fits, And gives me a pain in my forrid. Arthur Wegot, '15. — 98 — Glenville High Provision Store The following can be supplied by various pupils: “Angell” cakes. “Burns” pies. “Green’ peas. “Snoy” boy. “Fresh” haering. “Campbell” soups. “Knox’s” gelatine. Tina “Wieners.” “Irish” potatoes. “Herrons.” “Peters’” milk chocolate. “Spear mint gum. “Kidney beans. Snyder’s pork and beans. Mrs. “Jones’” ketchup. “Norwald's” candies. “Morse’s” chocolates. “Bartlett” pears. “Baldwin” apples. “Welsh’s grape juice. W. B., ’13. — 99 — When She Came Home From College R. AND MRS. LOWELL lived all their lives in a beautiful country where health and beauty reigns. They had little education, but their daughter, Mary, when she was eighteen years old, was sent to school. It was time for Mary to come home. Mr. and Mrs. Lowell were anxious to see her. When the train came in they were both down to Why, you dear, indulgent daddy and lovable mother, I am delighted to see you again.” Her trunk was loaded into the buggy and they were off for home. Oh, it is so refreshing to be back in this beautiful, inspiring country again,” Mary remarked. Things all look so grand and impressive.” “Yep,” Mr. Lowell replied; things ain’t none changed around the place.” Oh, father (instead of pa), there is the resplendent meadow, where I often gathered bright-eyed daisies, the pride of the pasture.” Yep,” responded her father; there ain’t no more beautifuler meadow fer miles, than this here one.” Let’s stop and absorb some of its grandeur; it reminds me of the Elian fields frequented by the gods; does it not, father?” Yep.” agreed the old man; “if it were mine it would be ploughed into a cornfield, by heck, and yonder woods, too!” It is the sublime work of God’s own hand; the two are so picturesque. Even now the admiration of an arist is floating through my mind, based on their enchanting personalities. Those patriotic trees which stand in the woods have stood like sentinels guarding the surrounding country for many years.” All this was only a haze over the old man’s eyes. He twisted and turned in his scat and replied. There ain’t no use having things that don’t do nobody no good.” Well, Mary,” said her father at the table that night; how’d you like school, ch?” I consider it beyond my ability to explain,” said Mary. “Oh, the balls, parties and—” Yes, yes, how about books—readin’, writin’, ’rithematic. rules; how ’bout them things?” Father!” replied Mary, reproachfully; rules, reading, arithmetic, why! it’s all Latin, French, music and arts now that makes school one round of bliss. At this last remark Mr. Lowell looked across the tabic at his wife with a puzzled air. Mary, how do you like my bread?” her mother questioned. Oh, mother, it is nutritious.” After the meal Mr. Lowell left the room, shaking his head in a dazed way. The next morning at breakfast Mr. Lowell said, in a commanding tone: Mary, me and your ma decided that that there boardin’ school ain’t meet her. — 100 what its cracked up to be. Me and her considered that we ain’t lived ali these nutritious years fer the bringin’ up of a daughter to such unquenchable foolishness. After you get done eatin’ that picturesque pancake, and drinkin' that sublime cup of coffee, you help your ma wash up the dishes, and then feed the chickens and pigs. There ain’t goin’ to be no more of that patriotic nonsense while your indulgent pa and lovable ma am boss of this here place. Do you hear, eh ?” Mary was silent. Irene Stark, T5. — 101- An Unsuspected Cupid ILVERTOX is such a sober, every-day sort of place that no one would ever imagine that there was very much romance in its inhabitants. Milverton itself is very pretty, with a rippling little stream called Rocky Saugeen running past the flour mill and the school house and under the Old Bridge on towards the cemetery, and all around the town are low, rocky hills. Perhaps it was the very ruggedness and rockiness of the soil which first attracted its Highland Scotch settlers, who found in it something to remind them of home. At any rate nearly everyone in Milverton is Scotch, the serious, canny, religious-minded Scotchmen, and the Presbyterian church is easily the largest in the village. I came last summer to Milverton to spend two long, lazy months, and all that time I did nothing much except to take long tramps by myself along the Saugeen and over the hills, or to drop in to see some of the friends I had made. I think the place I liked to go to best was a cheery little house just at the top of the hill on Main street. It was such a dear place, with a big, riotous garden and a cool, shady, vine-covered porch. But the house was nothing to Miss Margot, its inmate. You sec. Miss Margot—everybody called her that although her real name was Margaret Cameron—is one of those women who have no one of their own to mother, and who just take the whole town to their hearts instead. She had a gentle and sympathetic air with people in trouble, and she knew just exactly what each little boy and girl liked best. Everybody came to Miss Margot either when the baby was sick or when they wanted to borrow a cup of flour. And so, because Miss Margot loved everybody, everybody just had to love her. Whenever her cheery little self went down the street, she left a long line of smiles behind her. It had been such a hot day, and I had wearily walked down the hill to the postoffice, and then had climbed toilsomely up again without even the pleasant anticipation of a letter to read. Just as I reached the top, I happened to glance at Miss Margot’s house. There she was herself, in a cool green dress, standing at the gate. “Why, dearie,” she said, “You're just beat out. Come right in and set right down for a spell. I was just thinking someone would drop in today so I made some lemonade on purpose.” I sat down on the sofa in the living room and sighed blissfully as I drank my second glass of lemonade. “Now Miss Margot,” I coaxed, “Won’t you tell me just one story? Now, here’s this cushion,” I said, picking up one which lay beside me, I’m sure every one of these little pieces of silk will remind you of some story.” “Dearie me, you’re a terror after stories, now aren’t you?” Miss Margot laughed over her glasses as her brown eyes sparkled. “Why yes, I guess I could find you some stories from the cushion. Let me see a minute. Now this blue piece came from a dress of the teacher at the school out on the Town road. Morrison was her name. She didn’t come from these parts, but she was a very nice girl. She used to drop in here like you do every time she — 103 — would come into town. 1 never saw the like of the way Miss Morrison could write letters. Why. she used to come in every week with a big pack of them, and then she would get just as many too. “One day she had seventeen letters to post, and as little Donald McAllister was going into Milverton, Miss Morrison asked him if he would mind posting them for her. You see, Donald was one of Miss Morrison's pupils who lived at the farm next to where she boarded. On his way I called Donald in here because 1 had just baked a batch of cookies and all boys like my cookies. In between mouthfuls, Donald told me how he had given the seventeen letters to his cousin Mary to post, who had three of her own and was going right straight to the postoffice.’’ Miss Margot rocked gently back and forth in her rocking-chair for a few minutes, chuckling to herself while I waited for the rest of the story. “I guess Mary McAllister never thought of what a stir it would make in town for her to be posting twenty letters all at once. Well, well, I guess Milverton will never get over its habit of gossip. “A few days after that I was going down town myself, and when 1 got inside the postoffice, 1 heard Jim Bradley, the postmaster, joking with Jack Sheperd. the tachr from Egrmont way. I suppose the Cchronicle will be having a notice one of these days about your wedding trip. Jack. Haw! Haw!’ said Jim. while Jack looked mystified. ‘Indeed?’ says Jack, ‘It’s the first time I’ve heard of it. And who do you think is going to take the trip with me?' I could see Jim looked sort of cold mad at Jim, but Jim didn't sec, but what everything was all right. “‘Why,’ he says, ‘It’s all over town that you’re going to marry Mary McAllister. Mis’ McKinnon was in just now and she says she heard Mary say as much once. You needn’t bluff it like that. I guess you know a blamed sight more about it than anyone else.’ Then Jim Bradley went on sorting the mail and snickering to himself, while I stood by and sort of kept my eye on Jack. The poor boy stood there a minute, astonishment written all over his face. Then he went to open his mouth to say something mad to Jim and ended by saying, 'I guess I do know more about it than anyone,' and went out of the door looking like a man who had just waked up in the Land of Happiness, and didn't know quite what to make of it. “‘Well,’ I said to Jim Bradley, ‘I don’t suppose you’ll have anything for me, but I’ll just take Blair's mail along.’ While he got the mail, I asked him what all this talk was about Jack marrying Mary. ‘Why, it’s this way.’ Jim commenced.‘You see. the other day Mary posted twenty letters—twenty, mind you!—and some of them were addressed to Wiarton where her aunt and lots of her friends live, and so I began to suspicion something. Then she asked me if I had heard any news from out F.gremont way. and—well now, Miss Margot, you know yourself how there was talk that time Jack brought Mary home that night last winter when she was out in that big snowstorm. Of course I never heard of them keeping company since, but you can't tell. And then yesterday Mis’ McKinnon was in and I sort of mentioned to her that Mary seemed to be sending out wedding invitations. Then she told me how — 104 — Mary laughed and sort of talked about marrying one day when Mary was showing her a quilt she had just pieced.' ‘‘Now dearie, you can imagine how I was laughing up my sleeve all the time, because, you see, I knew where the twenty letters had come from. But I never let Jim Bradley know anything, and just let things go along as they were. I was thinking all about it as I turned to go out of the postoftice, when who should come in but Mary McAllister herself, with her eyes shining and her cheeks just matching her pink dress. She went straight up to Jim and asked him for her mail. ‘I suppose you’ll be wanting one from Egremont, now won’t you, Miss McAllister?’ Jim starts in, ‘Be sure and let all your friends here know when it’s to happen. Going to be a June bride, I presume likely?’ “‘E-Egremont! June-bride?’ said Mary, and blushed a little from sheer amazement. ‘Why—a—I don’t know what you’re talking about. Why on earth should I get a letter from Egremont? I know a girl there, and—’ “‘And Jack Sheperd,’ Jim finishes up. ‘O. you needn’t try to keep it secret. Why, everyone in town knows all about it. Congratulations, Miss McAllister. Jack’s a mighty nice fellow. He was in here awhile ago and as much as said it was so.’ Then that gossipy old Jim Bradley turned back to his work. ‘Do you know, dearie,’ Miss Margot interjected, ‘People can talk all they like about women gossiping, but a man can do just as much mischief that way as any woman. Well, I must be getting back to my story. After Mary heard the news, she looked pretty much the same as Jack had done. Then she caught sight of me. ‘Miss Margot,’ she says, ‘What on earth does it all mean? I’m sure I don’t know anything about it. Why, the very idea of such a thing getting round town!’ and her eyes snapped. “‘Now, maybe 1 know all about it, and maybe I don't.’ I told her. ‘but never you mind, you just come along up to see me and maybe I can straighten it out.’ We had just got near the Presbyterian Church steps when I saw Jack Sheperd sitting upon them. ‘O. I forgot to get some sugar. I'll have to go right back.’ I told Mary, and I turned to go back down the hill. But just as I had gone a little way, I heard Mary give a little scream. She had struck her foot against a brick lying in the middle of the sidewalk. She almost fell, and it made her sit down rather suddenly on the steps just below Jack Sheperd whom she had not seen. I saw Jack get up and speak to her, and I saw Mary blush and say it was nothing at all. I had started back to help Mary, but then I thought of the old saying that. ‘Two’s a company, three's a crowd,’ so I went after my sugar which T didn’t need in the least. “I never did know just what Jack said to Mary after they left the steps, but I had my suspicions. About two weeks after that they both stopped in at my place on the way home from prayer meeting. Mary wanted me to tell her how it happened that the town knew all about their affairs before they had said anything about it to each other. So I told Mary pretty much what I have told you. and she said. Miss Morrison, the teacher, must certainly come to the wedding since she had played the part of an unsuspecting cupid in the affair. ‘Just think, Miss Margot,’ Mary exclaimed, ‘How horrid it would have been if Donald hadn’t given me Miss Morrison’s letters to post.’ — 105 — “And that’s the end of the story, dearie, as far as I know it, except that Mary McAllister really was a June bride that year. Now this piece of silk here is a piece of her wedding dress, and that blue is a piece of the one the teacher wore to the wedding. Going so soon? Why dearie, you mustn’t go now. Just set right down and I’ll have supper in no time. No, don’t you bother coming out to help me, just sit still for awhile. Do you like your eggs boiled hard or soft?” Then Miss Margot hustled away to the kitchen, and soon I heard her singing away as she put the kettle on to boil. Dear me, I thought, one can never judge by appearances. Here’s this placid, dull, self-satisfied little town with a “really truly love story happening right in its midst, and I dare say, no one but Miss Margot ever thought much about it. Winifred Brooker, ’13. The cows are in the meadow The sheep are in the grass, But all the little geese Are in the Freshman Class. Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these, “Latin Prose again!” Irma Wood, ’14. — 106 — Basket Boys’ Trip to Oberlin AMID cheering and clanging of trolley bells, the G. H. S. and Tech High Oberlin Academy and Oberlin High School. After a series of school yells boys were ushered into Oberlin for their basketball games with had been given in front of the hotel, the boys all made a dash for the dining room. Roessler, as usual, wore a very worried expression and all had hungry looks. Coach Towne, Mr. Allyn and Mr. Hazel were chaperons (?) for the bunch. After partaking of everything in sight, including spoons, the players and rooters wended their way across the Campus to Warner Gymnasium, where the game started at 7:30 sharp. The first game called was the Tech-Academy game in which proceeded to give her opponents a good drubbing. And then Glenville, not to be outdone by her senate rivals, decided that a good beating was du to Oberlin High School as well. This game was exciting from beginning to end, for Glenville not only had to win from the basketball five but also had to go up against Oberlin High’s fine reputation made during the season when she won from all her opponents, including Oberlin Academy and Shaw High, of East Cleveland. The crowd, which had shown a very fair spirit from the first, started late in the first half to endeavor to rattle Roessler as he attempted the free throws after Oberlin fouls. Referee Gray finally announced that he would give extra chances for the foul goals if the unfair rooting continued. Two or three points were thus added to the Glenville score, and this had a very important bearing upon the final score. With only one minute to play, Glenville got the ball and with a mighty effort rushed it down the floor. Suddenly the ball shot into the air, made for the basket, hit the rim, hesitated, and then, as if acted upon by the prayers of our rooters, dropped safely through. A whistle, and the game was ours. And now for the trip home. The two special cars were waiting on the siding, impatiently tooting for the stragglers of the crowd to hasten along. Finally, with many noisy regards to Oberlin, the Special pulled out. The car was just comfortable filled, so we all had plenty of room to enjoy ourselves as we pleased. A crowd of boys were gathered around a suit-case in the front end of the car. We could not quite see what it was. but as they were Glenville boys, it must have been perfectly proper. Propped up in the corners were Mr. Hazel, Lehman, Gregg and others, trying with very little success, to take a nap. In another part of the car sat a very hilarious group, composed of Bogart. Streich, Whipple, Mike and others, all joining in with no great regard for harmony on the latest song hits of the year. Randall, like a bashful little boy with his first cigar, puffed furiously at a big black stogie which almost hid his face from view. The back seats in the car, from all appearances, seemed vacant, but we suspect that they were occupied by Tech couples. Later on in the evening ‘‘London Bridge is Falling Down.” was played on the back platform under the personal supervision of Streich Co. (N. B. The director’s expenses exceeded his receipts by one broken — 107 — car window). Tired and sleepy, we finally arrived at the Public Square in time to connect with the night schedule, and our Oberlin trip had come to a pleasant and victorious ending. V. D. F.. T4. O’er Grades Teachers sweat And fume and fret O’er grades. Girls do weep With sorrow deep O’er grades. Boys do cuss And raise a fuss O’er grades. Mothers cry And scoldings ply O’er grades. Fathers rave With faces grave O’er grades. Then Cully warns The poor forlorns O’er grades. Art Mochel,’13 — 108 — A Strange Experiment RY as I might, I could not concentrate on the lesson which was being so carefully expounded by our teacher, because the outside world was enjoying a grand opening day. This made the lesson unbearable in comparison. In addition, the sickening odor of I LS was in the air coming from the Chemistry Laboratory below. So under the combined influences it would not be so strange if one should feel drowsy and doze. As usual I entered the Chemistry Laboratory, the 9th period; took my place, and in due time was at work with my chemicals. Wishing to clear the table that I was working on of several nearly empty bottles, I poured their contents into a large glass bowl and threw the bottles away. As nearly as I can remember, the bottles bore labels marked 11. )4, KCL, NaCL, HNO., FeS04 and ZyO. Upon returning to my table, I found the chemicals I had combined effervesceing and changing colors. Wondering at this peculiar mixture I took it to the chemistory teacher who. with an exclamation of surprise took it and held it up to the light to get a better view of it. Some of the fluid overflowing fell on his head, instantly making the hair grow profusely. What magical liquid was this? Surprised at the wonderful result, we watched this liquid which now sent forth a most agreeable odor. To further determine the qualities of this wonderful mixture, he tasted of it, and suddenly became so youthful that he could easily be taken for a scholar. Lo! I had discovered the long sought for “Elixir of Youth.” Not knowing what to do, I rushed out of the room and summoned some of the teachers, who upon learning of this wonderful stuff and noting its effect on their associate drank of it in turn. Not knowing the dose, they took too much in their eagerness, and no sooner had they done this than the room was full of babbling infants varying in age according to the amount taken. Miss Konigslow had become a furious infant, smashing bottles, stamping her foot and shrieking what might have been German curses. Mr. Towne was a bouncing little fellow of two, playing horsy” and climbing on and falling off the desks. I recognized in a fastidious looking baby, Miss Peck, seated by herself in a corner counting “one, free, seben, eight.” Miss Ray and Miss Orbison were playmates loving each other one minute and pulling hair the next. There, with a bottle of red ink, was Miss Mary Beck, daubing herself and everything else within reach. On a chair in the center of the room was Mr. Cully in his true nature calling the rest to order. Looking around again, I saw Miss McGorry, although not diminutive in proportion, teasing the younger ones. Seeing the havoc my wonderful discovery had wrought, I collected my scattered senses and tried to bring the noisy throng to order. I began with the most troublesome and when I admonished “Elizabeth” to “be a good girl,” to my surprise I found that these simple words had a strange affect for every one of them began to talk. This strange confusion of sounds as nearly as I can reproduce them was something like this: “I socclcs conquered Heopendes in the battle of Trapezium, and Queen Anne robed in the — 109 Bayeux tapestry crossed westerly winds to meet her corollary with the command. “Take your assignment for tomorrow.” The last sentence brought me suddenly to the realization of the fact that the teacher was standing over me giving the assignment and that I had been asleep. Thus it is well that my discovery was only a dream, for if it all had been as I had dreamed, we would have prattling babies instead of an accomplished and beloved faculty. Gordon Allport, '15. Misdirected Energy Trying to “catch on to Mr. Stewart’s dancing at our parties. Trying to get 90 per cent in Miss Ledcrer’s classes. Trying to aggravate Miss Phillips. Trying to comprehend the depth of the football heroes’ speeches made on the rostrum. Trying to acquire the Roessler smile. Trying to keep the attention of the “Flats” at Rhetoricals. Miss Orbison trying to get “those Collinwooders” to school on time. Trying to make a good lunch on a pickle and ice cream. Writing a rhetorical speech. Delivering it. Rhetoricals. Mr. Allyn trying to get Physics’ experiments written up on time. Trying to dodge current events in Civics. Trying to dodge anything in Mr. Whitney’s classes. Trying to satisfy some of the Seniors with their rings and pins. Trying to fathom Sheron’s vocabulary. Trying to make Streich behave at rehearsals. Trying to make Streich behave at any time. Trying to study Virgil until 12:30. Trying to get any one to contribute to the Annual. Trying to get those teachers to write their epitaphs. Trying to get Seniors to go to music. Marie Kelly. '13. — 110 — A Star of G. H. S. 1st Prize. Each morning he appears With smiles and jolly jeers, With his little pad and pencil in his hand. To classes then he goes, Tis surprising what he knows. With his little pad and pencil in his hand. He talks just like a book, And wears a saintly look, With his little pad and pencil in his hand. In ethics deep he gloats, And cleverly takes notes On his little pad, with pencil in his hand. O, he’s noble, brave and true, Like Pope and Lincoln, too, With his little pad and pencil in his hand. He’s the star of G. H. S., De we love him? well—I guess, And his little pad and pencil in his hand. He will leave a trail of light, As he climbs the dizzy height, With his little pad and pencil in his hand. And when the trumpet cries He’ll go straight to Paradise— With his little pad and pencil in his hand. Helen Drackett, ’13. — Ill — Personal Jingles Little bits of Pollywogs Just about to bud Little drops of chlorine Little chunks of mud Drink we in our drinking water After every flood. E. G., ’13 There is a young fellow named Snow, Who I’m sure you already know. Although strong and hardy He most always is tardy It must be he walks awf’ly slow. Louis Dienst, '14. Then there's pretty “Mary” Middleton. Who’s somewhat of a simpleton Upon the subject—finger nails He shines ’em—he eyes 'em And e’en doth sterilize ’em And in filing 'em daily ne’er fails. F. B. M.. T3. Miss Phillips made the Juniors Get up and make orations Until their brains were all befogged With speeches and quotations. There is a fellow named Towne Who has won in our school great renown He’s coach and he’s teacher And a school spirit preacher But his track teams are hard to put down. L. D., ’14. — 112 — Personal Jingles There is a young lady named Morse, She’s bonnie and pleasant, of course. She’s been working and straining For Annual gaining, Our Editor, Bianca Morse. V—ery wise and wondrous fair, E—verybody wonders, R—ealizing she can share, A—nd correct their blunders. G—raceful. dear, and lovely quite, R—ich in brains with beauty bright. O—she is a wonderful girl, S—weet and simple, just a pearl ; S—tudying all her nights and days— M—ental manoeuvre’s are her craze— A—11 the books by men compiled N—othing daunt this clever child. A fellow named Hoskins likes skating. He is also fond of debating. He must be quite smart, For I see by the chart, That he has ninety-six for his rating. Ruth Kibbe, '14. Edna Kirby is the girl Who can do things in a whirl Beta Sigma she can run And gets the girls to make some mon,” W. B., '13. — 113 — Don’t Use Big Words IN’ promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehcnsible-ness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of fiatuent garrulity, jejune bablement and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, osittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double intendres, purient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent. In other words, talk plainly, briefly, naturally, sensibly, truthfully, purely. Keep from “slang; don’t put on airs; say what you mean; mean what you say; and don’t use big words. Grace Kempthorne. ’14. — 114 A Handy Dictionary sieve, a senior's brain. duplicator, a thing the secretary hates to use. gymnasium, a place in the school where enraged students may free themselves from superfluous energy. office, a room where evil doers may sit down. telephone, an instrument used in an effort to procure forgotten papeis. naturalist, a teacher who tells you why crows caw. “spikes,” a great aid to loafers and idlers. pseudonym, the name the participants of the literary contest gave themselves. prelude, the tardy bell. event, the senior informal. uproar, a Beta Sigma meeting. lunch-room, a place where one sometimes eats the sign of the present subjunctive (let-us). French-class, a group of eight. imperfection, the state in which lessons generally are. detour, a bluff in any subject, adjuster, the report card. absolution, the government of seniors over freshmen, harum-scarum, a girl coming from gym. fable, hard study, heathen, the freshmen. slang, 90 per cent of the language used at school. assessments, senior dues. evasion, a senior’s reply to a question. underground railroad, method by which notes reach their destination. hot air, part of a german sentence (hat err). government, something the wranglers lack. skeleton, the thing the physiology class meant to see. decrepitude, the physical condition of seniors. doomsday, commencement. G. I., :13. —115 — Filthy Lucre REARY and damp the day without, dreary and damp our spirits within, the train sped on through a desolate country, a country of barren soil and blighted grain. The few habitations visible were at the best dilapidated affairs with loosened shingles and rotting timber. I turned to my fellow passengers, but found little there to encourage me. There was the usual assortment of thin men, fat women, stiff old maids and colicky babies. Across the aisle was a fashionable young miss devouring chocolates and reading one of the late “best sellers.’’ In front of hei sat a fussy old lady who was afraid that the conductor would forget to put her off at Sloanvillc Station. Farther down the car my eye discerned the business man who had bought up the train boy’s entire stock of newspapers. Opposite me sat a lady and her daughter. The mother was busy writing letters back home. The girl was equally busy but more lively, going for a drink every other moment, begging her mother to buy something from the train boy, whining because she couldn’t ride on the back platform, crawling under the scats for an elusive ball and above all annoying everybody by her unceasing chatter. Finally, I decided to give her a lesson. “Young lady,” I said solemnly, “don’t you know' that silence is golden?” She stared at me open-mouthed. “Thus”—and with the skillful twist of the wrist, known to all performing magicians like myself, I drew a five dollar gold piece from her mouth. Her eyes grew' as big as saucers. Taking the coin in her hand she gravely examined it on both sides and then calmly pocketed it. I had not bargained for this. “Young lady, I’ll trouble you to return that money.” “It’s mine. You took it out of my mouth.” “Yes. but I was the one that put it there. I could do this because 1 am a magician.” Her curiosity was aroused. She would like to hear more. But I simply held out my hand and. reluctantly, she laid the money on the outstretched palm. The incident had been noted by several of the nearby passengers. The mother also had stopped writing, and was looking on with a smile. She now caught my hand and demanded that I give her the five dollars.. “I allowed you to take it from Virginia because I thought you were simply trying to amuse yourself, but I can’t let the jest go any further.” “Pardon me, madame, you are mistaken. As I was just explaining to your daughter I am a magician—” “Do you expect me to believe any such nonsense?” she interrupted angrily. “That gold piece belongs to me. I gave it to Virginia to play with. She was pretending she was a money leader and was testing the gold with her teeth as she had seen—” Here I lost my self-control. Madame, that is a fabrication pure and simple. You know perfectly well that this money is not yours. 1 regret that there arc people in the world who arc willing to sacrifice anything for the sake of a little filthy lucre. I positively refuse to surrender what is my — 116 — own.” Hereupon I took up my paper, abruptly, and began to read the beauty page upside down. Virginia, at a low command from her mother, scurried down the aisle and returned with the conductor. The woman was almost hysterical, and I, of course, was determined that I wouldn’t give in to a mere imposter. The poor conductor was in a quandary. Here were two people equally emphatic, here was a whole car full of people urging him to do something, and how could he decide? He naturally sided with the woman, she being the weaker, theoretically, (and pretty) but yet be dared not oppose me as 1 was a head and shoulder taller than he. “Perhaps the lady will explain. I said at last, “how she happened to be carrying a gold piece around. It is rather unusual. Of course in my case,” I added hastily, “it is easily accounted for by the fact that I am a performing magician.” “It was given me by my husband for a good luck piece.” She was too sharp for me. “You are sure it wasn’t a nickel which you gave your daughter?” “I am positive that it wasn’t. “And you had only the one gold coin?” “Only one,” sadly (the little hypocrite). “Well then, what about this—and this—and this? At each “this” I took a gold piece out of the girl’s mouth. Then I reached up and took one out of the conductor's cap. There they were, all four of them in my hand at once. A slow grin spread over the conductor’s face as he turned away; the woman murmured something about—“she was sure slic’d brought the piece with her. but maybe—and the other passengers returned to their seats, leaving me in peace. In peace, did I say? Alas! I had reckoned without my conscience. Here was my natural vanity patting me on the back and whiepering in by ear: “You sly old dog, you. You cute little rascal. You fooled everyone of them, even the woman. Why, next thing you know, you yourself will be convinced that the money was yours. Five dollars in five minutes isn’t a bad record. Five dollars clear again! and besides that, you’ve done some pretty good advertising. Oh. you’re the clever one. you are.” Thus spoke unnatural vanity. But just then, along came conscience with a club. He’s a queer old fellow is conscience. Bianca Morse, 4 . — 117 — See the students in a throng, They've just heard the recess gong, Each one knowing that he's late But quite indifferent to his fate. C. C S.. ’14. 118 — Riddles A very good being...................................................Angel I A kind of apple...................................................Baldwin A flag bearer..................................................Bannernian A stream and something more.....................................Brooker A painful wound.....................................................Burns An artisan ....................................................Cartwright A very young person................................................Childs A condition opposed to darkness......................................L)ay To cherish ........................................................Foster A romance nation...................................................French A vivid color.......................................................Green A part of the body..................................................Hart A bird ............................................................Herron An interesting sport.................................................Hunt A foreign people....................................................Irish What you say when you sneeze......................................Kershaw One who does not smile.............................................Moodie A place for dancing.................................................Oster One who likes horses................................................Rider A participant in a brand of athletics............................Roesslcr What leaves do where the wind blows...............................Russell Something you should not do to your lessons.........................Shirk A famous rose......................................................Sheron One composed of a precious metal................................Silverman What comes in winter.................................................Snow What laborers often do............................................Streich A place for horse racing..........................................Randall A small city........................................................Towne What vines do.....................................................Twining Masonry and a high card...........................................Wallace One who dances.....................................................Walzer One who makes no mistakes..........................................Wright Dorothy Angell. '13. — 119 — Our Swarm of Bees Be Generous Be Lovable Be Energetic Be Neat Be Virtuous Be Intelligent Be Loyal Be Liberal Be Earnest Esther Goodman. ‘14. The Class of 1913 The Class of Nineteen-Thirteen, In dear old Glenville High, Is the best that's ever been there, Its end is drawing nigh. We've spent four years together, And know each other well; We’ve shared the joys and sorrows, That to our lot befell. And as we leave these portals Of our own G. H. S. We'll wish with all our hearts, I know, That once more we were “Fresh.” We leave the old Main Entrance” To face the wide, wide world, With hopes, desires, ambitions, And fates to be unfurled. The future may bring trouble, We see no good in life; But memory turns us backward, Far from our toil and strife. Again we see before us The pennants red and black; The blending cheers ring faintly, Of spirit, there’s no lack. And when the game is over, There is so much to say. (For the team of Nineteen-Thirteen Always won the day). We're loath to leave this vision, But another comes to view— Its sorrows known to many; Its joys to very few. Rhetoricals!” was whispered When Juniors yet were we. We all turned pale and trembled, Mow could it ever be! — 122 — Another year rolled round us, And Seniors we became, Then we prepared our speeches, That led to grief or fame. Hut the task was over. It did not sceni so great; And everyone was stronger For such a rub with Fate. So now with all these pictures, Life docs not seem so hard; We always have old Glenville. And school days there, unmarred. With all our heart and feeling, Let’s give three good, long cheers For the class of Nineteen-Thirteen— The record class for years. Mildred I... Norton, ’13. A Warning Curses on you, Bakery man, With your pies and doughnuts tan, If with any harmful germ You should make our athletes squirm. C. C. S., ’14. — 123 — “Slaughterhouse Brown” “ T TELL you, Smith. I won't stand for it. If a football man is going to | train, he is going to train and don't you forget it. There will he no half way business about it. He has cut training-table twice this week. I told him yesterday I would fine him if it happened again. He promised me it would not, but where was he this morning? And the Coach hit the table with his fist. “But,” pleaded Captain Smith, “Brown is our best half, we can't do without him. Our team will go to pieces. Give him another chance, lie will make good. I know he will. He has got to, he added desperately. “He can't make good. It’s not in him. No, Sir! Off the squad he goes! Today! ' And the Coach went out, slamming the door behind him. The Captain stared at the door through which the coach had vanished. “Just what I expected,’’ he muttered. Guess I’ll go over to Jack’s and talk it over with him. He will find a way out of this fix.” He took his hat and went over to the big guard's room. Jack looked up from his books and said, “Hello. Smith.” Then seeing Smith s long face, “Well, what’s on your mind now? Love-sick?” “No, growled Smith, “Worse than that. Brown is fired off the squad.” “Is that all?” “Isn’t that enough? Who will play half? “Brown will. Leave it to me.” “What will you do?” “Oh. I wont do it. Edith will.” “Edith?” “Yes, Brown’s lady friend. She will find a way.” “But you don’t know her, do you?” “Slightly, she is only my cousin.” “Oh, said Smith. “Well, let’s go and see her then. A half hour later they were on their way back to school, with Edith’s reply. “I’ll do my best, Jack,” ringing in their ears. That evening Brown was making his way towards Edith’s home, lie was happy and whistled all the airs he knew. He was fired off the squad. No more practice, no more training, who wouldn’t be happy? Edith welcomed him as usual, and they sat down in a corner to talk. Edith mentioned that all her girl friends were wearing boy’s football sweaters. “I wish I had a friend who had a sweater,” she said. “Will you wear mine?” he asked, forgetting he was a football player no longer. “But you haven’t one.” “I will earn one this year.” “You might not play in the games necessary.” He started. No. he would not play. He was fired. His mouth set. She wanted a sweater and he would get it for her. He rose to go. “Goodby, Edith, I’ll earn one or know the reason why.” — 124 — She watched him go down the steps. “I have succeeded.” she said to herself. Jack was sitting in Smith’s easy chair, smoking his pipe. Smith was walking up and down the room. “Sit down Smith. That poor fellow down stairs won’t be able to study,” said Jack. Smith stopped and looked at him. “You don’t seem to care whether Brown plays or not.” “I have confidence in Edith. Why, Smith, you ought to sec her get around her dad. She can't be beat in that line. Why I’ve seen—” I don’t care what you’ve seen. Someone is at the door.” The door opened and in walked Brown. lie (he) nodded to Jack, and turning to Smith said, “Will you give me another chance? I—” “Here is the Coach,” interrupted Jack. The Coach, seeing the fellows, turned to go. “I thought you were alone, Smith. I'll be back.” “Wait a minute, Coach,” said Smith. The Coach turned. Brown wants another chance.” “Oh, he does, does he? More promises I suppose.” Brown flushed. He looked the Coach squarely in the eye and said. No, I'll make no promise. Just give me a trial and I'll make good.” Something in his manner impressed the Coach and after a moment’s hesitation he said. “I’ll do it.” A week later the team went down to defeat before the weakest team in the league. The fellows returned home heart-broken and discouraged, and the team would have gone to pieces during the next few days, if it had not b en for Brown’s unfailing good humor and pluck. The way he hit the poor scrub line was a sight to behold and he soon received the nickname, “Slaughterhouse Brown.” The team caught the spirit and was soon working in such shape that it could not be downed, and so marched through the championship. Brown received his sweater amid the cheers of the school and as soon as he could break away from his many admirers, hurried off in the direction ot Edith’s home. J. Bonner Mather, 14. A Senior’s Parting Words When our days at dear old Glenville Shall be numbered as the past. And a hundred other Seniors Come and take our place at last. Then we'll still be true and loyal To our dear old Black and Red,” And thy crown will be more royal Than adorns a kingly head ; For we can't forget your teaching. “To be always straight and true,” And we'll have a thought that’s reaching, Ever reaching back to you. All our classmates may have parted From within thy stately walls, Still our longings were whole-hearted To be back among thy halls. Glenville. let thy banner ever, Ever point up to the sky; Let it cease to hover, never. In that distant bye and bye. Robin Wallace, ’13. — 126 — 1 Scheel is first with features grim; Note his suit, well brushed and trim. 2 Clarke, then, with his funnv face. Occupies the second place. 3 Sherman surely is not guy; See his classy black bow tie. 5 Mather stand with high school books; Marked is he by childish looks. 5 Hammink. a debater bold, Your attention next doth hold. 6 We could scarce call Newey sad; Smiling seems to be his fad. 7 Twining’s plainly fearful lest You should fail to see his vest. c. e. s.. ’14. — 127 — “A DI’s Fate The dauntless “Flat sallied forth one noon. To enter the race of life. With his History, Latin and German, too, He meant to be brave thru the strife. He wore a high collar and stiff bosomed shirt, And felt like a Senior that was ready to flirt. He entered the office, to make himself known; All manners were cold as the North Frigid Zone. The Juniors and Seniors swarmed in like bees. Till it made the poor “D. I. feel weak in the knees. Then he plucked up his courage and walked up the stairs, While he tried to look pleasant by putting on airs. But our brave little hero got lost on his way, And there we shall leave him in utter dismay. — 129 — Famous Paintings Companions................ Silence................... The Student............... He is Coming.............. The Judgment of Paris..... Waiting................... Clandestine Pleasure...... Aurora ................... St. Agnes................. The Housewife............. Dona Isabel Carbo dc Porcel Cupid..................... Gaiety.................... The Strawberry Girl....... A Scholar Meditator....... Portrait of an Ecclesiastic... Madonna in a Landscape.... Innocence ................. The Graces................ Harmony .................. Lady Willoughby D’eresby. f Gertrude Irish ..... Vera Grossman ......Gretchen Boddy ........Bianca Morse ........Bessie Russell ......Theron Lehman ..........Ruth Grout .....Florence Iloering .......Florence Myer ......Margaret Fonda .........Daisy Wescott ...Silvia Saastamoinen ...........Jay Randall .......Kathtryn Smith .....Winifred Brookcr .........Milton Davis .........Orwin Moody .........Francis Ritzi .....Katherine Brown [ Grace Macomber .... Grace Lintern • Grace Bosworth .......Florence Rader .... Margaret Kerchaw Helen Wright, '13. — 130 — Bob’s Dream Robert Roessler, or otherwise Cap,” Lay down in Civics to have a nice nap. He soon fell asleep, with his head on his arm. That wasn’t so bad, he did no harm; But when he was snoring and feeling quite gay, He hitcheed up his airship and rode far away. He dreamt that he died and was coming to earth, One hundred and fifty years after his birth. He guided his airship straight down to the place Where he thought he might see some familiar face. But when, to his horror, he saw standing there A ten-story building, way up in the air, He took off his goggles and walked to the door, And then in dismay he discovered some more— Written in letters on an electric light sign, University of Cleveland” shone out in a line. He walked up the steps, the door opened wide, He stepped in the hall and there stood a guide. Said the guide. You're a stranger, in trouble I think, I’ll make you acquainted in less than a wink.” He wondered and wondered howe'er the guide knew That he was a stranger, and in trouble, too. This was decided for him to a t,” When he read on a door. Mental Telepathy.” Is this Glenvillc High?” he asked in dismay. The guide looked surprised and answered him. Nay.” “The building you speak of, I almost forgot, Was standing right here on this very same spot. Many and many are the years that passed on, Since that old-timed building was completly torn down. They erected this building in honor of one Who was the principal till his race was run. They still have his statue carved into the wall. His picture is also hung up in the hall. Now, step into here,” the guide said, rather low, If all of the faculty you wish to know.” They stepped on a stairway and went up, up, up. And Bobby, surprised, stepped off at the top. The guide pressed a button, a door opened wide, And there in a cozy room sat, side by side, A dozen or more of young ladies so gay, All thumping typewriters as the time passed away. — 131 — The guide, in his own way, explained the whole thing, That these were the girls that the faculty bring. They bring them each morning, and get them at night; They do all the work so the faculty might Stay home and sleep to their own hearts’ content, And leave all the work to the one that they sent. The girls’ only task was to give out the lesson, And take down the names of the ones that are missing. And if any pupil is absent from class They send out a message by the school wireless. They print out the lessons and send them around; They need not be near, for the students are bound With pledges they signed when they entered the school, To be honest and truthful and not break the rule; To do all their work when the teacher was gone, And to leave without noise when their work was all done. Then Rob stood amazed at the change that had come Since he was a student—since his race was run. He thought of the school as it was long ago. He wished to be back; he sighed very low. He heard a loud noise that sounded quite clear; He asked what is was—if it wasn't quite near? The guide smiled at him and answered at last, That it was the clock just striking half past. The time had gone quickly and Bob, with a start, Jumped up rather sudden, as though to depart. He said, “I am thankful the clock has just struck, For I must be going with my airship truck, And hurry to heaven before my time’s up, For I hate to be minus when it comes time to sup.” They walked to the door, where, to Bobby’s surprise. The darkness had fallen. He rubbed both his eyes. He stepped in the front yard and kindled the light That threw out its rays in the black of the night. He waved a goodbye to the guide at the door, And went like a flash, to return never more To that wonderful building that stood in the place Of the grandest of high schools on the whole earth’s surface. But Bobbie, he flew through the air like a kite; The motor was going with all of its might. And all of a sudden, to his great dismay, He noticed a meteor coming his way. It smashed through the wing of his aeroplane, And Bob would have perished, but his angel came. She raised up her hand, and Bob stood in the air; He knew that he had reached the heavenly sphere. He opened his mouth in order to thank The one who had saved him, but there his hopes sank; For he heard a loud noise and felt someone's hand. He woke up—to find himself still on this land, And that it was not angels that fluttered so near, But the laughter of students that greeted his ear. I wouldn’t apologize for the world! Do you know what room Florence sits in?” Hello, do you want a bite?” Oh, I'm so scared 1” Well, I guess I’ll have to drag my weary steps to Room 18.” I’ll give you one you can’t solve: If B-man was born in 1880, when was A-born?” Yes, Shakespeare was the first man who wasn’t beheaded when he tried to make something of himself.” Yeh, I fell flat down in the street car. and the old motorman yelled, ‘Hey, do you think this is a skating pond?’” I just hate those old dates in M. M.” From Senior, studying Geometry: “Gone are the days when my heart was young and gay.” “Hey, did you get that last problem?” You heard the news?” Oh, we’ve only got three plagued old tests tomorrow!” Mary, oh Mary! wait a jiff! I’m coming!” Robin Wallace, ’13. Gee, wasn’t that a great score? Just let South beat us if she can. Interviewing a Princess WHILE I was playing at the Majestic Theater in Chicago, I had a suite of rooms at the Blackstonc Hotel, overlooking Lake Michigan. To me nothing is more picturesque than twilight on the lake, especially when it is clear. On such an evening I sat at my window dreaming over the beautiful scene, when I was interrupted by the entrance of my maid. She presented the card of a newspaper reporter, who had come to interview me. After puffing up my hair a little, I went down to the hotel parlors, where he was waiting for me. I entered and he greeted me with the usual courtesy. He seemed rather fussed at first, perhaps because he was addressing a princess. He asked all sorts of questions and I answered them by relating the following story of my life: When I was a little girl I lived in New York City, not far from dear old Broadway. My father was dead and my mother had bad health, so it was left to me to get the living. My friends had restaurants on Broadway and was kind enough to give mother and me what we needed to eat. In those days we were very poor and mother had no chance to enjoy luxuries as I have now. One time when I was getting food for mother 1 passed a theater. A large sign attracted by attention. It was advertising Professor Borden’s trained chorus. Accompanying it was a picture of little girls like myself, dressed up in fluffy ruffles. My heart gave a bound at the sight of this, and for the first time I felt the call of the lime light. I must confess I was stage struck. But I thought a stage career was too high an ideal for such a little girl. When I went home that night I wanted to tell mother what I had seen and of my ambitions for the stage, but I dared not, because she was always opposed to the theater. I could not sleep when I went to bed, so I “day dreamed” all night. I had read an article in the Green Book, written by Otis Skinner, in which he said that the beginner must possess certain qualities necessary to success. Mr. Skinner also asked the question to young aspirants of the stage, “Are you endowed with a good figure and expressive voice?” I came to the conclusion that I had as good a figure as most of my kind, and as to voice, my mother had always said I was the best barker in the neighborhood. I felt self-conceited enough to think that I could get a position if I tried. A few days later I went to the theater again. This time I decided to wait until Mr. Borden arrived. After an hour or so he came. I must have looked my part, for without hesitating he said to me, “Are you stage-struck, Girlie?” I said, “Yes, but I suppose T am too young for stageland.” He replied. “You, too young? Never! The American stage want youth and beauty, and you, my little miss, arc possessed with both. You would be a drawing card in my chorus. I’ll hire you if you want a job.” This was too tempting an offer to resist, so I accepted. Of course, mother did not approve of it, but when I explained how my — 134 — money would take poverty from her door, she gave her consent. I started as a chorus girl, then took minor juvenile parts and on up the ladder to the top. Now 1 am a star that shines every night and sometimes in the afternoon. People on the stage lose their beauty when youth leaves them, but once we have beauty we always retain it. This is because we do not use cold creams and powders. Some people say that the actress is not noticed who does not wear beautiful gowns. This is not always true, because I scored my biggest hit wearing no gown at all. Then I told him that I was a pedigreed fox terrier dog, under the management of the Keith’s. With this my interview ended, for it was almost time for my master and the taxicab to take me to the theater. As the reporter was leaving, I said to him, “I suppose you interviewers find out that every old dog has had his day.” Grace Bosworth, '14. Quotations from Speeches Made at Glenville Mr. Rannclls, Assistant Superintendent of Schools. “Be accurate.” “Things don't just happen.” A Prayer. “Now I start me out to work, I pray the Lord T may not shirk. If I should die before the night, I pray the Lord my schoolwork’s right.” Dr. Bitting, Second Baptist Church, St. Louis. “The only difference between a groove and a grave is in the depth.” “Life doesn’t mean tobogganing down rainbows into tubs of honey.” “The only difference between a horse and a hobby is that you can get off a horse.” “Mr. Cully has been engaged in the time-honored custom of pasting labels on canned goods.” “There are two fits from which you never recover and those are: Misfits and counterfeits.” “There are three names for this same object: “In Germany they are germs. “In France they are Parisites. “In Ireland they are microbes.” “Know yourself.” “Your best friend is the person who criticizes you.” “Your power lies in your peculiarities and your yellow streak is merely the unexplored territory.” “If all the plants were ‘petunias’ and all the vegetables ‘onions’ and all the fruit ‘persimmons’ and all the ‘women’ like some I know, and the ‘men’ like myself, then would I ask not to live always.” “It’s very nearly time you stopped riding that perpendicular pronoun around like a stick horse.” “The modern way of preaching is not to keep people out of hell, but to put heaven into people.” “The three capital sins are: “Giving a part of yourself to part of the world; “Giving a part of yourself to the whole of the world; “Giving a part of yourself to a part of the world; “Therefore, let me ask you to give the whole of yourself to the whole of the world.” — 136 — Before and at the Game (Third Prize.) Before the Game. “But, Dad, I must play tonight ' persistantly urged Tom. “Don't you know that I am the captain of that team ?” “Captain of the team! What’s that?” fired back Mr. Wells. “Do you want to be laid up with a broken leg?” “But what will—” “Not another word, Tom. You'll not play tonight.” “Well, I don’t see why you couldn’t tell a fellow that before. At the last minute before the game you refuse to let me play.” “I tell you, young man—” “Oh, Harry, why don’t you let him go?” timidly put in Mrs. Wells. “I'm sure it isn’t half as dangerous as the game you used to play.” “Oh. yes; there’s the mother of it. But let him go. Play and break your neck, if you like,” returned Mr. Wells, as he marched away. At the Game. “These basketball games are all nonsense, anyway,” growled Mr. Wells, as he followed his wife into the gymnasium. “I don’t see why you wanted me to come.” A few minutes more and the whistle had blown, the boys had started eagerly in the fight and the audience was watching attentively. “Tom’s got the ball,” shouted Mr. Wells-, as he bounded from his seat, a few minutes later. “Say, this is some game. Throw it! Throw it! Oh— Bully! Good work! Get it again! There—” Harry, for pity’s sake, keep still. Don’t you see everyone watching you?” cried Mrs. Wells, pulling at her husband's coat. “What do I care for people. Oh, there’s Tom again. Get it in, my boy; get it in!” again shouted Mr. Wells, wildly waving his hat. Oh, the Dickens! Dirty work! Dirty work! I tell you that’s not fair play.” “Oh—” Harry, Harry, do sit down and stop acting like a crazy man,” again urged Mrs. Wells. “Run, run! Throw it! Throw it! That’s right! Good work! Say. Tom’s winning.” Aileen Fishbeck, ’15. — 137 — Why? When walking 'long a shady lane, Which wends its rambling way Thro’ grove of pine, so tall and grand. You stop, and fain would stay. For there you see them straight and strong, But soon you find your eye Upon a crippled trunk, all bent And gnarled—you wonder why. And even in your school day life, You cannot help but trace The traits of character portrayed In each and every face. In some you read the straight and strong, O'er some you stop to sigh, And every time you find the small And mean—you wonder why. Marvel Codling, ’14 — 138 — Lillian Russell’s Answer to Correspondents E. Z. Mark: If you will send a stamped, self-addressed envelope containing paper to write the answer on, and a ten-dollar bill, I will tell you all I know, and more, too. P. S. One sheet of paper will be sufficient. Bronco Pete: Mark Twain's “Tom Sawyer” contains several reliable recipes for curing warts. I would advise you to consult said book. Teacher: The only safe way of removing a dangerous pupil is by the use of dynamite. Backbiter: In order to preserve a beautiful temper, you should be careful to use only the smooth side of the tongue in speaking. A Weighty Matter: I have found the following preparation a quick and never failing means of reducing flesh: Mix one pint of carbolic acid, three cups of belladonna, five wine glasses of strychnine. Drink a tumblerful before and after each meal until it is gone. If by that time no results are apparent, repeat the dose. Should several applications be ineffectual, join a circus or museum. Red Head: To turn auburn tresses brown, dip the hair first into a mixture of yellow paint and then into a bowl of bluing. The combination of the three shades should produce a lovely chestnut hue. This color is guaranteed not to fade. Wife: No, I hardly think massage would loosen your husband’s purse strings, although if done by a pretty professional it might reduce the size of his bank roll. To the Public. I was glad to receive so many letters commending the stand T took when I insisted upon the use of the iron curler in preference to “kids.” In case of a great moral question like this, it is always encouraging to find that one does not stand alone, as so many reformers are forced to do. B. M. M., ’13. — 139 — Behind the Scenes OODNESS, gracious! Where is Mr. Elliott? Why don’t he fix 4 W the stage? Here, get busy, you boys; we’ve got to get started. Put that settee there, a table here, and a—oh, who broke that vase! Oh. dear, come here, old man, till I powder your hair. You haven’t enough black on your eyebrow. Oh, I—” And then, in her turmoil of affairs, our ever busy Miss Phillips was interrupted by a chorus of voices. “How do I look. Miss Phillips?” “Are my cheeks red enough?” “Is my hair all right?” “Oh, Miss Phillips: I can't find my other slipper.” “Where's my hat?” And then a tall form, in an evening suit and with a mustache and gray hair, appeared upon the scenes. “Oh,” exclaims our coach; “you look fine. Grant, for he was none other than our friend Grant Code. Some wondered at his ability, since he was a new man here, but were surprised to find that Glenville had unearthed a second Mantell. “Well, now.” came in drawling tones from another with gray hair—our old friend Frand Sheron; “I think this silk hat is a little too big for my little head.” “Have your brains been shrinking, Molentrave?” piped in “Sawdy” Streich. who was (and is) the gallant admirer and suitor to—well, perhaps it’s better not to mention any names. “Oh, kids, look at the dandy roses I got from Phil!’’ was Helen Russell’s remark. “Phil? Who's Phil?” Miss Phillips must have been dreaming to ask that. “Ahem, ahem!” was the chorus of answers. No further questions were asked on that subject. “But, gee, don’t I look swell in Miss Koenigslow’s hat? Ain’t it a dream?” and Helen paraded up and down, so that all could get the effect of rose pink cheeks, dark eyebrows, a French hat and a trailing gown. Suddenly the sound of violins and cornets tuning up were heard, and all behind the scenes were frenzied. “Come here, you two old women, Marie and Irene; you need some more paint on your cheeks. Now, don’t breathe while I paint you a Cupid's bow on your lips! Marie, be sure and wobble across the stage, and. Irene, take this broom and the dust cloth with you.” In runs Ruth Grout with her hair done up in kids. “Oh, dear, help me fix my hair! I had to do it up so it would be in curls.” — 140 — Suddenly the spirits of the actors rise, as the orchestra begins its opening piece, and behind the scenes all are eager with anxiety and expectation, and some even give vent to their feelings by stepping up a trot or quickstep in time to the music. And then, as the music nears the end and the actors hurry and scurry about or take a last look at their lines, they watch, with joy and relief, the curtain rise. And the long awaited hour has come! Irene Krieg, '13. At midnight hour, with jumbled brain, To “cram” more math. I try in vain. My voice I lift in plaintive strain; With forty lines of Latin nigh; Oh, help me, 'pony,' or I die!” Gordon Allport, '15. — 141 — UY.aKTHv ] | WHAT CXT [ — 142 — A Senior’s Rhetorical Speech He advanced; a quiet spell Upon the silent listeners fell. His head erect, his footsteps firm. His speech he started (not a squirm). The first few lines he said and stopped; The sweat from off his brow he mopped. He tried again, but all in vain; He tried again his goal to gain. He looked around to find some power To help him in this needy hour; But all his friends before him waited To hear his speech, now much belated. And then he got an inspiration. His heart-beat slowed to moderation. And his whole speech, like conflagration, Poured forth as common recitation. The Senior walked back to his seat; His heart beat high at his retreat. His speech was o’er, his fright much less, And on his brow the crown, success. Robin Wallace, ’13. Recent Books and their Authors My Experience on the Stage.......................................Homer Streich A Daughter of Heaven...........................................Dorothy Angell How to Grow......................................................Orwin Moodie How to Keep on the Track..........................................Earl Benedict The Art of Dancing...............................................Helen Wright The Power of Argument....................................Frank Gibson My Acquaintance With the Ice..........................Evelyn Lindeman Somebody’s Darling................................................Ruth Grout A Fraternity Pin.................................................Helen Russell When I Learned to Wink..................................Wilbur Twining How I learned to Laugh...................................Ethel Epstein A Sequel to the Above...........................................Adelle Fishel My Forty Feminine Friends........................................Lloyd Baldwin Theron..........................................................Edvthe Baudei A Bunch of Violets............................................Margaret Kershaw The First Violin..................................................John Whipple The Benefits of Study.............................................Vera Grossman “Fox Hunting.................................................Florence Hoering Getting the Ball in the Basket.........................Ralph Bannerman — 143 — Only a Flat Only a flat, but what of that! All’s green when it is growing, Algebra and Latin nouns Fast in our minds we’re stowing, Black-boards and chalk and teachers wise Will bring Dame Wisdom to our eyes. Only a flat, but what of that! Tis the sign of a level head As day by day we gain new ways By which our minds are fed You senior lads and lassies, too, Four years ago, now where were you? Only a flat, but what of that! From Glenville High arc we With its buildings fair and faculty rare, Its girls and men-to-be And one to whom we owe all success, The principal true of dear G. H. S. Now' my dear reader this nonsense is done You ask why I wrote it? O just for fun And what is my name? Well, never mind that It wouldn't concern you, I’m only a flat.” Estelle Leighton, ’16. Napoleon Bonaparte Abraham Lincoln AS’M, Yas’m, dat am his name, Napoleon Bonaparte Abraham Y Lincoln. Mighy fine name dat am. His father done name him ’fore he was bawn, but dat makes no diffence, I had done named him long ’fore dat. “You ain’t done heard o’ his last ex’pade? Laws, honey, dc angels nearly got my little pickaninny den. Him an' Fido, our Iettle yaller spaniel, was playin’ in the lof’ when he got too neah de stahway an’ over he done went. Fido was ’hind him and he cotched his dress in hisn’s mouth and hel’ on. Mah I was dc scatest women. I got up dat stahway mighty quick and cotched him in mah arms and den I toted him to de wash bench and taid him dehe. Den he ’anted Fido taid der too. I jes’ had done turn mah back when I hu’d a scream. An deh was Napoleon Bonaparte Abraham Lincoln with de washin’ all ovah him. I done gib him de ben’fit o’ de strap. “I mus’ gwine now, honey, yah washin’ will be toted back Sat’rday.” Anna Hart, ’13. Those Tests Oh! teachers dear and faculty We come to thee with just one plea. We ask a change in all your plans Don’t make us take those last exams. We’ll work and work and you shall see, We'll be just like the busy bee. But all we ask is just a rest Please don’t give us that awful test. E. H., ’14. -145- Jupiter’s Magnetism I WAS just out of college, full of hope and enthusiasm for my career as an expert scientist. I had long cherished the idea of getting off this earth and traveling thru space, as one of our fashionable ladies might go on a sight-seeing trip. I had made out my plans, so I set about carrying them out. Taking several workmen, I started for Mexico, intending to set up my apparatus for leaving the earth on one of the high plateaus of that country. In several freight cars at the rear of the train I had sections of an insulator which I had invented, the only one yet discovered which will neutralize the effects of magnetism. Upon arriving at the plateau we set this up about six feet from the ground on a wooden framework. The whole, when completed, covered about half an acre of ground. This, I figured, would be large enough to let me get away without coming in contact with the earth’s magnetic lines, since they travel straight. I was now ready, with my little bag of provisions and canteen of water. I took hold of a rope with which the workmen drew me out to the center of the insulator. They had all they could do to hold me down and when I reached the center I let go. I had not intended to break the laws of falling bodies, but I certainly think I did for I seemed to go two thousand miles per hour. At first I felt that I was going feet first, but soon I found that by using the palms of my hands as rudders I could go in any direction I wished. It was delightfully warm, doubtless due to the friction with the air, and, tho men say there is no air above fifty miles, I had no trouble breathing. After a long time I thought I would trv to talk to myself just to see how it sounded. But upon opening my mouth the atmosphere, or whatever it may have been to take its place, rushed down into my lungs with such a pressure that it caused me much pain. Then with great difficulty I took a drink from my canteen and when I was replacing it in my belt I noticed a large object ahead of me. I was headed straight for it and I soon saw that it was a world like the one I had left. I did my best to turn my course, but I could not for the terrible grip of magnetism had caught me. Nearer and nearer loomed the planet, faster and faster pounded my heart. I was not more than a mile from its surface when I saw, to my great delight, that I was going to land in—but I hadn't time to realize anything when— splash!—and I found myself sliding down a large pile of water, resembling very much the shape of one of our large hay stacks. I kept sliding with increasing velocity, and altho I am sure that it was water, I did not get wet. At last I came to the bottom and saw land at a distance. I was horrified to see a monstrous big wave right ahead of me, for I thought that I would surely be soaked by it. To my surprise, when I reached it, it was just as if someone had picked me up and dropped me on a rock. I got to my feet on the other side of it, where 1 had been dropped motionless, and found that I was on dry land, considerably like that of the earth. I started to turn around but was met by some queerly shaped men. After much consultation the — 146 — spokesman advanced nearer to me. Without hesitation I said, “Good Morning.” This caused his face to go thru some awful contortions. Without further delay he made a deep bow and with great deliberation said, “Con schmala ta gouk, fu Kasthka phyrr,” (I imagined from the sound that it was spelled in somewhat this fashion). Then they rushed at me, seized me and dragged me to a great hole a short distance away and threw me in, and lo! of all strange things, I started to travel again. Away I went again until I landed in the dear old Atlantic, near New York. During my flight back I had time to think it all over. I concluded that the planet I had visited was Jupiter and into that hole they throw such things as tree stumps and old pieces of iron. These go shooting off into space and when they come near our earth they become heated by friction and so become luminous, forming what we call shooting stars or comets. As for me, when I got ashore at New York I found I had been gone only twelve short hours, but that was a great sufficiency and. hereafter, I shall be content with the word of other people concerning the planets. I shall at least not try to find out for myself by any such trips abroad as my last one. Willard Gillmore, ’13. — 147 — My Teacher She radiates culture, And is never off duty, We’re really quite proud Of our American Beauty. Miss McGorey. At whose feet do we sit Tn absorbed attention? Well, since you ask me I believe I might mention Miss Davies. Behold a roaring lion Doth rage about the room 'Tis the goal of his ambition That politics should boom ! Mr. Whitney. Ihre Stimme ist leise Ihres harr ist blond Sie lebt nur und liebt nur In dem Deutschen land. Miss Lederer. Clara French. — 148 — An Address to Freshman Oh, Freshmen, you are welcome Into the dear High School, Where lessons are short and easy And taught by the Golden Rule. We advise you to take Latin, It’s very fine for culture, Quite full of conjugations That eye you like a vulture. And then, pray do try Algebra So full of Y’s and Z’s That when the terms are ended Your cards are full of P’s. But English is the best of all As dark as printer's ink And, oh, the themes you'll have to write They’ll weigh you down like zinc. “Be of good cheer, dear Freshmen For very true is this— That when you enter High School You enter into bliss.” Clara French. — 149 — To Our Seniors May the future treat you kindly And the best unto you give May each day teach you more clearly What it means to really live. Margaret Smith, '14. Adventure in an Aeroplane UE in New York at eight-thirty tomorrow. Will be held aboard ship in quarantine. Father must be at brokers’ meeting at three o’clock. Jack Rhoades, a handsome young fellow of about twenty-four years, had just finished reading this wireless message. Mr. Harding was a broker in Wall street and a meeting of certain of the brokers had been arranged at which a large deal affecting Mr. Harding’s company was to be put through, but in order to do this Mr. Harding must be there with a paper which he had been given to sign. Jack realized that Mr. Harding’s absence with the paper would mean his loss of the pending deal. Jack had known Pauline since his boyhood and in recent years their friendship had developed into love. Her father did not think that Jack, who had more time and a larger allowance than he knew what to do with, was worthy of his daughter. As he re-read the last sentence he wondered if helping Mr. Harding to get to the meeting would improve his chances with Pauline. Jack had never shown any liking for any work, other than studying an aeroplane, and had just recently perfected a set of pontoons which he thought superior to any pattern then in use. The people gathered in the Hamburg-American steamship office were startled to hear a young man, who had been buried in deep thought suddenly exclaim. “By Jove I’ll try it!” and rush out of the office. Running to a nearby railroad station Jack was just in time to swing onto the back platform of a southbound ten o’clock train. During the hour ride that followed Jack had plenty of time to think over his entire plan and when he dropped off of the train at Hartstown, about fifty miles south of New York, he was eager to carry out his scheme. Hiring a horse and buggy he drove to his father’s country home which was about two miles from the station. On arriving there he hurried to a level pasture which contained a large building for his aeroplane. Entering the building and slipping into a mechanic’s suit he was soon busy attaching his pontoons onto his aeroplane. Stopping in his work once he wrote out a queer looking message and calling a servant lie gave it to him and told him to take the horse and buggy back to the livery stable and then take the next train to New York and send the message by wireless to Mr. Harding who was aboard the Victoria Louise. The message was written in a code which Jack and Pauline had invented a few years before for their own use. At about twelve o’clock that night the passengers aboard the Victoria were startled by a cry of man-overboard and for about five minutes a bright searchlight danced upon the water back of the ship but did not reveal what carried it. The ship’s siren signaled but no answer was received from the Pauline. — 151 — lone light on the water. A lifeboat was lowered and put back to the scene of disaster but nothing could be found but a life preserver. Jack had been following the boat since eleven o’clock and was beginning to lose his hope of success when he heard a cry for help. Lowering the plane to the water with the aid of his searchlight he saw a head on the water above a life preserver. When the aeroplane coasted up on the still water a form, that appeared to belong to a slim young man dressed in clothes big enough for two, climbed up to the seat beside Jack. For a few minutes neither of the occupants spoke and Jack had a strange feeling that his plans had miscarried when he was thrilled by the sound of a very unmasculine voice that said, “Father was taken sick and couldn’t come, but after much pleading he let me come in his place, and he said that if you would take this paper to the meeting tomorrow as his son-in-law-to-be he would be much obliged. Shalor Green, '16. Rules and Regulations for Freshmen X J E, the Seniors, in departing hence front this great and uplifting V V school, wish to leave this code of rules and regulations to our way- ward brothers and sisters, who are to walk through the winding path of knowledge, gracefully plucking buds of intellect from the fertile garden of civilization. Act I. First, we wish to guard against writing notes. Correspondence of all kinds must not be carried on in the hall. Act 11. Never smile. It shows your teeth and your ignorance. Act III. Never show any signs of knowing your lesson in class, as your teacher will think that you are trying to show off. Act IV. Always refrain from singing in music, as it is not customary: The teacher don’t expect it. Act V. When passing down stairs always try to keep step as it shakes the building and helps to rock the principal to sleep. Act VI. When sent to the board, always blow the dust off in the teacher’s face, so that he or she may know your lung capacity. Act VII. Always wipe your feet when entering the building, as you may spoil the varnished floor in the lower hall. Act VIII. If all the classes in Glenville High will follow the lead of the class of 1913, there will be less monotony and more excitement in the course. Alice Foley,’13. —153 — Ancient History Daffydils If Brutus daubed Caesar, who would Mark Antony? If Apollo paid a dollar for his Annual, what would Pompey? Hippocrates could run a launch, but you should have seen Cicero. Archimedes could swear, but you aught to have heard Archilochus. If Eurybiades scolded Flamininus, who would Elijah? If Euripides shoved Livy out of the Parthenon, who would an Etruscan? If Hasdrubal knew Hammurabi, whom did Hanno? Nabonidas could not look at the Pyramids so he let the Lyceum. Nebuchadnezzar said, “Maybe i have got big feet, but you ought to see Minos. If Theodosius wanted to marry Cleopatra, would he have said, “Let Gaius Marius?” If Tiglath Pileser got into trouble what could Thasybulus do Forum? Alcibiadcs had the gift of gab, but you should have heard Heruli. Some slaves died on crosses, but what did the freemen Dion? Eldred H. Robinson, '14. — 154 - Recipes Not Served at our Lunch Counter Mock Turtle Soup. Take a piece of white paper and a pencil and draw from memory the outlines of a hen. Then carefully remove the feathers. Pour one gallon of water into a saucepan and sprinkle a pinch of salt on the hen’s tail. Now' let it simmer. If the soup has a blond appearance, stir it with a lead pencil, which will make it more of a brunette. Let it boil two hours. Then coax the hen away from the saucepan and serve the soup with a glass of icewatcr on the side. Baked Beans. Take as many buttons as the family can afford and remove the thread. Add pure spring water. Put in a saucepan and stir gently until you have burst your buttons. Add a little flour to calm them and let them sizzle. Serve with tomato catsup or molasses according to the location you find yourself living on the map. Planked White Fish. First be sure that the white fish is not carp. Sprinkle salt on the tail before or after catching. Then saw a rib-plank from the fattest tree in the front yard. Place white fish on plank, feet first. A piece of lemon squirted on the left eye will make it look better. Add a sprig of cabbage, a bunch of bananas, and the whites of nineteen eggs. If eggs arc expensive use grape fruit. Place in oven and fry for two days. Test with a straw and if thoroughly done, eat the plank. Prune Pie. Take a dozen knot holes and peel them carefully. Remove the shells and add a cup of sugar. Stir quickly and put in a hot oven. Bake gently for six hours and then add a little Jamaica ginger. Serve cold with tea wafers and talk fast while eating. Mildred Green. T6. —155 — Parting Hymn, Class 1913 Pleasant hours we’ve spent together, Under Glenville’s sheltering sky, But they cannot last forever, So we meet to say “Goodbye. We are going forth to battle With the sterner things of life We must write another volume, Which shall tell of toil and strife. And we may not seek the guidance Which at Glenville we have known, We’ve a part in life’s great future Where we each must act alone. Life and Duty—these, our watchword As we gird the armor on And we may not fail nor falter Till the toils of earth are done. Lillian Kossak, T4. — 156 — Will You Tell Me? What Compugfer really meant? How those pictures of the Frenchman got cracked? How our grades grow so small when Miss McGorey makes them out? If Mr. Klopsch dreams German dreams? Whether there is anything Miss Davies knows nothing about? How many pickles Mrs. Truesdale sells in a day? If Miss Campbell was the model for the cover-piece of Anne of Avonlea?” What the Sub-flats think of the Seniors’ speeches? If there is anyone busier than Bianca Morse? When Florence Myer gets up in the morning? If there ever was a time when Miss Ray and Miss Orbison didn’t know each other? What goes on at the mysterious Annual Board meetings? What the worthy cause was for which Miss Phillips departed? Who are “the others Mr. Cully mentioned? Why there were so many Fans absent on April 11 ? Where Henrietta Hartman got her hair? — 157 — MTlCkl M m HERESY WM Ml uAo'w-x v Yn concerK ikdl U)t tv, VXT d TSV ! IhrUvvAV .TY VOC A cp Yi t0 A GHS AWI AL BOARD bpee .h; Ke excluswe n Uto poehcftL iws-p'Td.tion 3 vi the j vft p-f ctak SKVIID BY erf. klu. QsfiCOAx t Q Jv� of X3 xtl! fiolftL' DATED tvs. earfjer’S department Here lies Elsie Clement Davies, Reader, pray beware; Do not attempt to emulate This lady and her air. At the rate she talked, And the speed she wrought, She was through ere the rest had started. And so it happened, you may surmise. When her soul from this sphere departed. She took the world quite by surprise. By making such speed to get away, That no one yet has been able to say In which direction she started. Hiram H. Cully. Wearied by the ever repeated attempts of the large company of “office seekers” to make petty prevarications appear like the unvarnished truth lie finally succumbed to the inevitable fate which awaits all weary mortals. — 160 — Epitaphs Continued Here lies our goot friendt Klopsch; He shure dit teach us Dutch. Dink of him as you vill lie now is colt und shtill Andt loff him as we may He soon vill durn to clay Mitt luff By his friendts Oscar and Adolf. Sacred to the memory of Eveline Campbell nee Phillips. Upon the stage which we call life, She played at first a speaking part, She then became a loving wife. Jessie MacGregor. Here lies a maiden. Who died with a groan, From hearing slush, Talked over the phone. (The phone in question is located in the office). Here lies what is left of a jolly old prig, He danced to his death to the tunc of a jig, For sad to relate, he danced night, noon and morn, Till at last the prig and his dance to this stage were (a)born. — 161 — Epitaphs Continued Here lie the remains of John Egerton Crabbe, lie was a bold bachelor no maiden could nab, He purchased an auto, in itself it was glee, But auto and maidens spelled ‘’eternity.” Graham Stewart. Now rest in peace for rest you need From all your weary chasing, Of maidens fair and rare, indeed Of every sort embracing. You now lie here. By all rules of the game You ought to be dead as the battleship Maine, But if Father Time has your fleet foot o’ertaken He has surely been traveling or I am mistaken. Here lie the remains von E. Konigslow, Eine Lchrerin des Deutschen, schrecklich und froh. She considered as chief of all temporal joys. The fifth hour period of her dear senior boys. This Hazel called Harry, He never could tarry, But taught science and math, To the end of his path. Florence Beck. Echoes from the Potters’ field. Here 1 lie, I cannot do otherwise! Rumah Pects. Annual troubles Now all past; Peace untroubled Mine at last. Here lie the remains Of F. L. Westlake. Forbear to disturb them For your own and her sake. — 162 — Epitaphs Continued Virginia Austana Davis (dum vita manebat) Demum in pace iacet, sua vita in ventos rccessit Tu, qui haec verba hie spectes heu! hanc numquam videbis. Purpureo Iumine et Lethaei fluminis undam Secures Iatices et longa oblivia potat Venit in fortunata virecta sedesque beaias. Gertrude Campbell. Under the sod and under the trees, They placed my bones to rest at ease. The joke kind friends is on those who survive, They think I'm dead but I’m still alive. Here went what’s left Of one whole Towne. The friends bereft, Now ask which way, Up town or down town? Alas, who’ll say? William Allyn. It was not toil or pain, or care, That ended my life's session, But twenty thousand pupils fair Propounding foolish questions. Miss Edwards calmly slumbers here Her death tho’ tragic seems rather queer A suicide from marking themes That fate that haunts all teachers’ dreams But her's was original, don’t you think. She marked with a pencil instead of red ink. Here lies Miss McGorey, in peace rest her head. She taught a dead language till she too was dead. — 163 — Epitaphs Continued Pause stranger and shed a tear For the spirit of Miss Warren planted heie She lived on paint and turpentine And died at length of a decline. Here lies Mrs. Truesdale Of lunchroom fame If she come to life You’ll eat again. For daily food, He served them with subjunctive mood; If nothing else he had to give, lie dished them up the ablative; And when their palates tired of this, He passed around hendiadys, ’Twixt courses, stewed by Roman cooks, He sandwiched science of keeping books. Some thought him good, some thought him bad Some called him “old” some called him “dad” And now he’s gone, a few are sad, But most of them are mighty glad. — 164 — Epitaphs Continued To F. P. W. O gentle stranger, tarry here, And breathe a sigh, or drop a tear, For underneath this cold gray stone, There sleeps the form of one well known. In knowledge of history, laws or state, He had no peer, or in debate; Full many a bold expedition he led, Nor could court or prison inspire dread, But no more with classes on trips he’ll roam, Alas! Saint Peter has called him home. Fred Elliott. Here beneath this sweet scented clover, Lies a “Physical Wrecker” dead all over. May his soul rest forever in peace, And never sizzle in Satan’s grease. Lost, Strayed or Stolen. In all our wand’ring far and near We found no trace of these folks dear Of Mary Beck, Nor Louise Peck, Nor Orbison, nor Ray. And Reman you And Led’rer. too, Are rueing now the day You epitaphs refused, thus failed To keep you mcm'ry green. You're now bewailed As paupers jailed In graves unmarked, unseen. Note. Our original intention was to include Miss Francisco in this literary effusion but even our poetical license will not stretch to cover such a name and the idea of Miss Grant without Francisco was preposterous. Moreover the only rhyme to Cowgill that our befogged brains could find was— pill and we ourselves, although high and mighty seniors, dared not go thus far. — 165 — Miss K: Do you know what ‘wissen’ means? H. Kgan: Xo. Miss K: Correct (good work Howard). A. Moss: Xinf, write so you can read it? Miss K (looking for the sentence): Where? Miss K. (reading from a German magazine) : There are some good jokes in here, see if you can understand them. H. E.: Tell us when to laugh. Oster (in Ancient History): Did Hannibal have any brothers? Miss Orbison: Hasdrubal is the only one I am acquainted with. Helen Burns (in Geometry) : Let this plane cuss (cut). Miss Davies: Has anyone got any books here that are not here? Irene Krieg: Killed by an indignant death. Miss McHannan: The word Knickerbocker has come to have a certain definite meaning. Do you know what it is, Edna? Edna Kirby: Why—it’s usually applied to trousers, isn’t it? Florence Rader: Franklin’s paper didn't live long; it died. Eugene Williams, translating Wilhelm Tell: I am still living and harmless. Mr. Klopsch (dryly): I believe you. —166 — Jokes Continued Franklin was in favor of the President to be impeached instead of assassinated and advocated the right for him to receive any salary. D II English: Cassius wished to slew Caesar, but Brutus wanted to carve him. Teacher: Didn't Jimmy Green help you do this sum? Willie: No’m. Teacher: Are you sure he didn’t help you? Willie: He didn’t help me, he did it all. Charles, tell the class what you know of the Mongolian race. “I wasn’t there. I went to the ball game.” Mr. Whitney (talking about old Roman road): Why I rode on one of those roads on a bicycle two thousand years old. Blanche Rebbeck: After Thackeray’s death his brain was weighed and it tipped the scales at fifty-eight pounds. Heard in Caesar class: And they separated the sea and town by a ditch. In physical geography: Flying birds have wings. Helen Stevens in Virgil: While the hunters surround the entire woods with a clothes line. Miss Westlake: Leon, what is hexameter. L. S.: Hexameter is a six sided figure. Marie Kelly in Latin. Horses are accustomed to go about in chariots. Mr. Whitney in civics: What is a monopoly not pertaining to the streets? Robt. R.: An underground railway. Miss Davies: Johnson came tc 1 ondon with ‘Irene’ in his pocket. Miss Konigslow: I will read you some jokes in German. Bright pupil: Tell us when to laugh. Freshman: What do they call lemons in Columbus? Soph.: Lemons. Miss Pickard: Give an example of unreasonable fear. Pupil: When Miss Ray announces a geometry test. — 167 — Jokes Continued Miss Orbison: From whom were the Roman patricians descended? Jean Ditmer: Why—ah—their ancestors. Miss Francisco: If she had been an ordinary girl they would have called her Mary or John. H. B. (in English B to Miss Grant): What happened to the Greek theater (which had no roof) when it rained? Did they have rain checks? Mr. Whitney: The Democrats put up a dark horse for election. G. B.: Yes, and it turned out to be a black sheep. Teacher: What does “turribus autem excitatus” mean? Pupil: If the towers were executed. From a senior physiology test : Minuet cells (instead of minute cells). Cathaginous tissue (instead of cartaliginous tissue). In sixth hour American Literature: Miss Davies: What is the largest country in South America? Homer Steich (a senior) : Australia. Miss L. (to pupil trying to arrange German sentence) : Now what are you going to do with your two “Ihrs” (ears) ? Mrs. S.: I hear your son plays on the varsity team at Glenville. Mrs. R.: Oh yes. Mrs. S.: What position does he play? Mrs. R.: Well—I’m not sure, but I think he is one of the drawbacks. Harriet Steucr (translating German): A swan walked over the river and came back again. Heard in Civics: Property may be received in the will of a diseased person. Bessie R.: Instead of killing men, now they electrocute them. H. D. (in rhetoricals): The prize for poetry was a basket of pigs. Student, picking up a Caesar: Oh say, Latin's easy. I wish I had taken it. Look here! (pointing to several passages) “Forty ducks in a row” (forte dux in Aro) “pass us some jam” (passus sum jam). — 168 — Jokes Continued Mother: Johnny, why is it you stand so much lower in your studies in January, than in December? Johnny: F.verything is marked down after the holidays, you know, mother. Sophomore: Two triangles are equal if they have two sides and the exclusive angle of one equal to the other. H. D.: He died in peace and lived his life right through. Mr. Whitney, endeavoring to get an answer to his question, said: Will someone please tell us the result of the War? S. B. (suddenly): Oh! they got grease. Bessie Russell: The bones of the trunk give height to a person. Miss Cowgill: What bones have you in your trunk? Heard in Botany: What is the nearest kind of fruit to a banana? A cucumber. Mr. Allyn: Where does your hair come from? Norma N. (translating): There comes upon my soul a wagon. Mr. Allyn (comparing the nerve system to G. H. S. telephone system: There is a telephone in each cell in the building. Mr. Whitney: What is the area of Ohio? Pupil: 40.000.000 square miles. Mr. Whitney: One of the questions on the test may be to write the history of a Political Party. G. B.: I’ll write about the Know-Nothing. Miss C.: That reminds me, once I went to church and— Algebra Teacher: There’s a mistake in this problem: just run over it on the board. Pupil: But I am not a fly. It happened at the G. H. S. lunch counter. Miss Edwards: There is a great deal in having sandwiches look attractive. Herbert (the waiter): Yes, indeed. I’ve dusted those sandwiches every day this week. — 169 — Jokes Continued First Senior (translating): She has her faults. Second Ditto (sotto voce): Hair and teeth. Teacher (in history class) : Once the kingdom of Spain ran clear around the world. Voice (from back of room): Who chased it? Miss Konigslow (asking for a German idiom) : What’s the matter with you ? Unprepared Pupil: I don’t know. Mathew A.: Reacting weight is the weight of an elephant. Professor (to student): How would you punctuate this sentence: “Miss Gray, a beautiful girl of seventeen, walked down the street?” Student: I would certainly make a dash after Miss Gray. Heard in Virgil: Sink the sunken ships. In Virgil: Oh, thrice blessed! to die before the ears of our fathers. In Virgil: It is the custom of Tyrian maidens to bind their ankles in purple Nubuck. At football rally: Now, altogether— “Hurrah for the Mary, Hurrah for the lamb, Hurrah—” Voice: S-h-h. In Mr. Whitney’s Ancient History Class: Parnassus was famous for the mooses (muses) on it. Mr. Klopsch: Where do you put your perfect participle? Irene Krieg: Oh, after the end. The teacher of physics was trying to find a pupil who could state the Law of the Lever, which ran thus: “Resistance times its arm equals effort times its arm.” After he had called on several pupils without getting the correct answer, one scholar got up and said, hesitatingly: “Resistance times its leg equals effort times its leg. In Ancient History, B. I.: Miss Edwards: Leo Grosman, tell us all about the Nile River. Leo: Well—it’s damp on the lower part. — 170 — Jokes Continued Tn Geometry, C. II.: Miss Ray: Albert, how would you proceed to divide a given line into seven equal parts? Albert C.: First, I’d mark off seven equal parts, and— Thus it endethl To a Freshman: Why didn’t your boat win the race? Freshman: Because I dropped the anchor. Miss K.: Was ist heute”? Voice in Rear: Jetzt. Pupil (in geometry): Now, what I don’t see is how she multiplies by something and gets something else. Translation in Latin: I drank in every word with these ears. Sylvia S.: He had a sword studded with stars. MissMcG.: Oh, no! There aren’t any stars around here. Gertrude Irish: Miserable is he in love. Teach: Ray, what is “Paradise Lost”? Ray: I don’t know. Teacher: Well, where do you expect to go when you die? Senior to Junior (in locker room) : Pardon me for walking on your feet. Junior: Ah, that’s all right; I walk on them myself, you know. Reason for short sleeves: Mr. Whitney: The government gives the right to “bear arms.” It’s a joke. What’s a joke? Miss McGorey's Freshman Latin class. Howard returned from his second day at Glenville. Mother: Well, Howard, how do you like Miss-------? Howard: I think she’s all right, only she don’t know much. Mother: Why not, dear? Howard: Why, she keeps askin’ us questions all the time. Margaret Andrews (in English history): The man wore yellow stockings. green shoes, and was barefooted. — 171 — Jokes Continued Miss Francisco (after reading the passage, “Casca’s bluntness is sauce to his good wit,” from Caesar): Paul, what was sauce to Casca's good wit? Paul G. (waking up): A-a-apple sauce. Fifth hour music class singing, Praise, Praise from Thy Lovers. Mrs. Parr (tapping with her ruler): Stop! Can’t you please remember to separate the lovers”? Dolores Stephan (in English history): After the sheep were raised in England they were sent to Holland and made into wool, then sent back and sold in English markets. Marie Birchmeyer (in English A): Hawthorne wrote Moses from an Old Manse.” Miss Campbell: What do you think of when you think of a brood? Wilbur Twining: Chickens. Wilbur T. (in civics): He always kept cool and never let his head get away from him. Benjamin Franklin was born in Massachusetts in 1706 and in Philadelphia in 1720 at the age of eight-four years. In Senior Math.: (‘live yourselves plenty of room so you won't have to double up. Robert, do you agree with either of these answers? Robert: Wait ’till I see. Teacher (explaining the big show) : I have some slides on the River Rhine— Voice in a Distant Corner: It must have been frozen over. Gregg (addressing the Wranglers): Ladies and gentlemen— He never finished. History Star: When a country wanted land they had to go and dis- cover it. Lois Green (in American literature): Franklin’s mother was the son of one of the early Colonists. Algebra Teacher: What are a-f-c — d-fx over. Young Student: All over the board. 172 — Jokes Continued A Chink by the name of Ching Ling Fell off of a street car. Bing! Bing! The “con” turned his head, And to the motorman said, “The car’s lost a washer. Ding! Ding! In French Class: What is Africa? Mr. Stewart: Afrique (a freak). Vera Grossman (translating English to French): I told the inn to saddle their hair. Mr. Stewart (asking for translations): Well, what do fancy stories generally include besides gold and precious stones? Margaret Kershaw: Why—a husband. If further jokes you wish to meet, Look in the ads—on every sheet. — m - Cfcutor’g GTfjanfcs We wish here to acknowledge the services of those pupils who, either on the committees or in volunteer work, aided in compiling this book. We arc especially grateful to Miss Pickard and Miss Westlake for their advice in the literary department and to Mr. Hazel for his activity in directing the advertising end of the book. Annual Board BIANCA MORSE, ’13.. WINIFRED BROOKER, '13 GERTRUDE IRISH, T3. GLENN WAGNER. '13.. MARIE KELLY. ’13... DOROTHY ANGELL. ‘13... ROBERT ROESSLER. '13... RITA CARTWRIGHT, '13.. ..................Editor-in-Chief .................Assistant Editor ... .Chairman Literary Committee ...............Business Manager .........Chairman Ads Committee Chairman Subscription Committee .......................Art Editor ......Chairman Photo Committee JUNIOR MEMBERS. BONNER MATHER, ’14...........................Second Assistant Editor THERON LEHMAN, '14.......................Assistant Business Manager IRENE GROSS, ’14...................Second Assistant Business Manager TOM McKEE, '14.................................Assistant Art Editor MISS DAVIES—Faculty Director GERTRUDE IRISH, '13 MISS PICKARD | MISS WESTLAKE •••• Edythe Baudcr, ’13 Vivian Ewers, '13 Adcllc Fishel, '13 Vera Grossman, ’13 Margaret Fonda, '13 Irene Krieg, T3 Agnes McFadden, ’13 COMMITTEES. Literary. ........Chairman Faculty Members Arthur Mochcl, ’13 Florence Myer, 13 Nora Schreiber, ’13 Helen Wright, '13 Arthur Moss, '14 Grace Bosworth, ’14 DOROTHY ANGELL MR. WHITNEY ] MISS PEETS J...... Orwin Moodie, '13 Earl Gregg, ’13 Edna Kirby, '13 Ruth Labb, 13 Elsie Jaskalek, '13 Edith Gouvy, '13 Grace Lintern, 13 Helen Drackett. T3 Estelle Corlett. ’14 Hilda Schaedel, T3 Olive Towne, ’13 Subscription. Chairman ...............Faculty Members Florence Rader, '13 Marie Birchmeier, T3 Iris Thomas, T3 Frances Childs, ’13 Damon Lindus, '13 Lois Green, '13 Helen Shirk, ’13 Wilma Ledcrer. T3 Clyde Faunce. T3 Keith Manter. T3 Agnes Tobin, ’13 177 — Annual Board—Continued Gladys Reeve, 13 Ralph Rannerman, '13 George Brack, ’13 Evelyn Smith, 13 Dorothy Nceson, ’13 Arthur [aims, ’13 George Bcutel, '13 Howard Duncan, ’13 Mildred Merkel, '13 Lillian Kossak, 14 MARIE KELLEY, ’13.. MR. HAZEL........... Glenn Wagner, ’13 Irene Gross, ’14 Tom McKee. ’14 William Corbeau, '14 Harvey Hammink, '14 Eugene Williams, ’13 John Whipple, ’13 Harold Sherman, ’14 Theron Lehman Gertrude Irish, ’13 Advertising. ..................................Chairman ..........................Faculty Director Leonard Baetz, ’13 Irene Sheer. 14 Shirley Ludeman, ’14 Wilma Ledcrer, ’13 Helen Wright, '13 Vera Grossman, '13 Olive Benedict, '13 Ethel Clark. ’14 Eleanor Sanders, ’14 Robert Roesslcr. ’13 Tom McKee, ’14 Daisy Westcott, ’13 Art. Inez Richardson, '14 Florence Lehr, '13 Grace Bosworth. ’14 Photo. RITA CARTWRIGHT, '13 MR. STEWART......... Milton Davis, ’13 Anna Hart, ’13 ........................Chairman ..................Faculty Advisor Raymond Tarbell, ’13 Ralph Simon. ’13 -■ 178 — Contents Address to Freshmen............ 149 Adventure in 1 lades............ 95 Adventure in an Aeroplane.... 151 A DPs Fate.................... 129 Ancient History Daflfydils.... 154 Antigone........................ 8 2 At Midnight Hour............... 141 Athletic Association........... 39 Basketball..................... 45 Before and at the Game........ 137 Behind the Scenes............. 140 Beta Sigma..................... 61 Bob’s Dream.................... 131 Calendar....................... 83 Class of 1913.................. 122 Clubs.......................... 59 Debates........................ 77 Dedication...................... 3 Don’t Use Big Words........... 114 Dramatic Club.................. 68 Faculty Pictures................ 5 Faculty Names................... 6 Famous Paintings.............. 130 Filthy Lucre.................. 116 Football....................... 40 Foreword........................ 4 Freshman Cartoon............... 35 German Club.................... 70 Girls’Glee Club................ 74 Glenville High Provision Store 99 Hall Talk..................... 133 Handy Dictionary.............. 115 Interviewing a Princess....... 134 Jokes......................... 166 Jupiter’s Magnetism........... 146 Junior Cartoon................. 23 Junior Names................... 29 Junior Officers................ 24 Junior Pictures................ 25 Library Promoters.............. 71 License ...................... 158 Lillian Russell’s Answers..... 139 Misdirected Energy............ 110 Musical Contest.............. 151 My Teacher................... 148 Napolean Bonaparte Abraham Lincoln..................... 145 O’er Grades.................. 108 Only a Flat................. 144 Orchestra .................... 72 Our Cully..................... 94 Our Green Goods Department. 36 Our Swarm of Bees............ 121 Page of Riddles.............. 119 Parting Hymn................. 156 Personal Jingles............. 112 Quotations from Speeches---- 136 Recent Books................. 143 Recipes ..................... 155 Rhetoricals .................. 79 Rules and Regulations for Freshmen ................... 153 Schcel is First.............. 127 See the Students in a Throng.. 118 Senior’s Parting Words...... 126 Senior Cartoon................. 8 Senior Officers................ 9 Senior Pictures.............10-22 Senior’s Rhetorical Speech.... 143 Slaughterhouse Brown......... 124 Snapshots ................... 102 Snapshots ................... 120 Soph Cartoon.................. 32 Soph Names.................... 33 Star of G. II. S............. Ill Strange Experiment........... 109 Those Tests.................. 145 Track ........................ 55 Trip to Oberlin.............. 107 Unsuspecting Cupid........... 103 Warning ..................... 123 When She Came Home from College .... ............... 100 Why.......................... 138 Will You Tell Me?............ 157 Wranglers..................... 65 — 179 — Index to Advertisers Bach’s Bakery...............VIII W. H. BaetzCo................VII E. L. Benedict.................I Brockett's Corner Cigar Store.. .IV Catholic Universe Pub. Co.....VI Arthur H. Clark Co............II Creech-Oswald Co..............IV E. A. Curtis...................V Danhauser Bros................XI Dyke School of Business.......II Harold E. Emerich.............II Electric City Engraving Co....VII M. H. Fellows..................V Fessler School of Music.......IV R. C. Fox......................V W. H. Frieseman.............VIII Funland Theatre................X Glenville Center Dining Hall.. VIII Glenville Drug Co.............IV A. E. Goldhamer................X The Graves-Laugh 1 in Co.......X Hammink Lewis..............VII J. W. Herbstcr.................X Home Theatre...................X Chas. W. Horton................Ill S. Kohn Sons Co...............II The Krueger Studio...............X The Lcderer Furniture Co........IX J. Loeb..........................V Marlock Store....................I Otto Kub.....................VII Pennsylvania Chocolate Co......VII Roadside Pharmacy................V F. W. Rose......................I Sam Rubenstein...................I Sheer Bros. Fence Iron Co_____V Shepard Fireproof Storage Co....I Spencerian Commercial School.. .XI R. Stuehringer..................XI Stock’s Candy...................IV The D. O. Summers Co...........VII Superior Shoe Parlor............ V Geo. Te Linde.................VIII Tucker School of Expression. .VIII W. J. Westgate.................VII Wucst Chocolate...............VIII Zarnits Bros....................IV Etldv 909-W F. W. ROSE, JEWELER AND OPTICIAN 10409 St. Clair Avenue When you buy jewelry nnd watches you want the very best that ean be had for the price that you expect to pay. Gents' Watches $2.00 upward. Glenville High School Pins. 40c. Ladies’ Watches. $6.50. Glenville High School Spoons, 85c to $1.50. Watches with 25 year guarantee. $12.50. Fountain Pens. $1.00 to $8.00. Fountain Pens, self-filling. $2.00 and up. Marlok Store 666 East 105th Street CLEVELAND, O. Miss Warren (to Sophomores): “Bring your little brothers and sisters with you to school tomorrow to pose for you.” Pupils: “Where can we put them?” Soph (dreamily): “In your lockers. WE USE THE GOODYEAR WELT ELECTRIC SYSTEM exclusively in our SHOE REPAIRING For the best work call on SAM RUBENSTEIN 1008 E. 105th St. Shepard Fireproof Storage Co. Moving, Packing and Shipping. Expressing and Baggage Delivery. Office, 660 East 105th Street Res.. 155 Burton Ave., Bratenahl. “Bonnie Brae“ Creamery CHURNED FRESH DAILY SOLD WHILE FRESH E. L. BENEDICT SON Center Sheriff Street Market Main 2269 Central 2207 I rtftmt'i: «• mi w k k:k ;; � 'x � . 'r � ai aia gQfaa[ia aa Browning Bldg. 2182 E. 9th St. Is distinctively the school for high school graduates, college people and teachers. It is a decided advantage to be identified with a school which excludes children and those not prepared. Personal instruction is provided for all in either the day or evening school. Several Glenville High graduates are in attendance at the present time. Miss McGorey (talking about swampy lands near New Orleans : “The water is so wet.” Grant Middleton (translating Virgil): “They prepared the bronze flames.” Our 28 years of business success has been accomplished with our motto always in mind “RELIABILITY FIRST OF ALL” We S. Kohn C Sons Co. TWO STORKS St. Clair Ave., Cor. E. 105th and- 2336-2400 Woodland Avenue )t grtfjur Clark Company econb Jfloor, Caxton Would be glad to supply any books you need. We give special attention to old and rare books, of which we have one of the largest stocks in this country. We are always glad to advise in regard to the proper formation or arrangement of a library. GENERAL INSURANCE Wood 58 FIRE HEALTH LIFE LIABILITY ACCIDENT AUTOMOBILE REAL ESTATE properly managed. Rents collected. When desiring quick disposition of your property list it with me. NOTARY PUBLIC.—Mortgages, Contracts, Deeds, Wills, Leases, Bonds on short notice HAROLD E. EMERICH 16205 St. Clair Avenue N. E. II I i B K f: £ l£j X 'I i§ 3 Chas. W. Horton $fjotograp!)er Pa 822 The Old Arcade Cleveland, Ohio Both Phones res- in CREECH-OSWALD CO. All Kinds of Insurance MAIN OFFICE: 1005 HIPPODROME BLDG. BRANCH OFFICE: GARFIELD SA VINGS BANK CO. St. Clair and East 105th Street Both Phones Prompt Loss Settlement The Fessler School of Music Office: 713 The Arcade BRANCHES TAUGHT Piano, Violin, Harmony, Counterpoint, Composition Bell Phone. Main 2877 Pipe Hospital Both Phones BROCKETT’S CORNER CIGAR STORE Cigars, Confectionery, Stationery and Magazines. Sporting Goods St. Clair Cor. E. 105th St. Cleveland. O. Mr. Whitney (to Ancient History Class): “Pupils, please rise when reciting. Perhaps later in the year we will run around the room without standing up.” STOCKS Home Made Candies and Ice Cream ALWAYS PLEASE A TRIAL IS WORTH YOUR WHILE Eddy 905 10518 St. Clair Ave. QUALITY ALWAYS Glenville Drug Co. ST. CLAIR A VE. COR. E. 105th ST. Eddy 2118 Princeton 1178-L ZARNITS BROS. Fine Groceries and Vegetables in Season 483 EAST 105th, CORNER REMINGTON A VENUE IV 3i«(gRSgg tfgiSSR ’ft si« 3« imsa KWftS B 8� cgflffi tMXix -K� xftcn yas®5j Sheer Bros. Fence n Iron Co. Sheer Quality and Service •ms Both Phones 715 East 103d St. Always the Best Shoes at THE BEST PLACE FLORIST 10504 St. Clair Ave. Fine Footwear For The Whole Family A. C. FOX Candies, Flowers, Fruit, Baked Goods Princeton 1022-W SUPERIOR SHOE PARLOR 11211 SUPERIOR AVE. H. L. SHIELDS, Prop. 672-4 E. 105th St. BAKERY Mr. Whitney (in Ancient History : “Caesar's Commentaries were great; that's the reason you have to read the stuff.” Mr. Crabbe: “All those who are absent, please signify by raising your hands.” A. J. MAURER J. M. HENRY Roadside Pharmacy St. Clair Ave., cor. E. 93d St. CLEVELAND, OHIO M. H. Fellows Painting and Decorating Cor. St.Clair and E. 102d St. I. LOEB Princeton 1837-R Eddy 978-J E. A. CURTIS HARDWARE Meats and Groceries 9300 St. Clair Ave. N. E. Plumbing, Heating, Gas Fitting Paints, Etc. 9117-9121 ST. CLAIR AVE. CLEVELAND. O. V THE Universe Publishing Company 'pHIS Company has been in existence for years. Its family newspaper, “The Catholic Universe ' published weekly, Friday mornings, has been in existence since July 4,1874. It is a 56-column newspaper. It is alert, instructive, militant and up-to-date. The subscription price is $2.00—less than 4c a week. It is a first-class advertising medium. J The Universe Company carries on a General Job Printing Department. It is prepared to do all kinds of JOB PRINTING artistically and promptly and at REASONABLE RATES. It has Linotype Machines, Miehle Presses, the Goss Semi-Rotary Press, an Auto-Press and Job Presses. Give us a trial on periodicals, catalogues, pamphlets, books, calendars, law briefs, stationery, tickets, etc. THIS BOOK IS A SAMPLE of OUR WORK 724 Caxton Building, Huron Road, Cleveland, 0. VI Compliments of The W.J. WestgateCo. GROCERIES and MEATS The Pennsylvania Chocolate Co. 10524-10600 Superior A ve. “ZATEK Milk Chocolate is the best. 5850 Center Ave. PITTSBURGH. PA. W. H. BAETZ CO. 10405-7 St. Clair Avenue GLENVILLE'S SHOPPING CENTER FOR DRY GOODS FOR MEN'S WEAR FOR MILLINERY Seniors were horn for great things, Sophs were born for small; But it ne’er has been recorded Why Freshmen were born at all.—Exchange. East 3023 Princeton 184 LADIES' AND GENTLEMEN'S GARMENTS PROPERLY CLEANED BY OUR FAULTLESS SYSTEM OF CLEANING We thoroughly and carefully dean each garment, rid it of soil, spots and stains and return them o you in perfect shape, as clean as the snow crowned hills—Try us and be convinced. The D. 0. Summers Cleaning and Laundry Co. 6202 and 6220 CARNEGIE AVENUE Princeton 1739-W Eddy 781 Marketing becomes a pleasure when you can do it at this store Hammink Lewis 1166-1168 E. 105th ST. Between Westchester Ave. and South Boulevard CLEVELAND. O. Discriminating Dressers are enthusiastic over the character of our work. SPRING STYLES ARE IN-SEE THEM OTTO KUB MEN'S TAILORS Colonial Arcade EUCLID FRONT Main 998 Cent. 1876 L VII WUEST’S CHOCOLATES used exclusively by GLENVILLE HIGH STUDENTS Wuest, Bauman Hunt Co. PAYNE AVE. AND E. 19th ST. Princeton 1013-K Phone: East 2198 BACH’S BAKERY The Tucker School or Expression Dealers in and Dramatic Art BREAD and CAKES PRIVATE AND CLASS LESSONS COACHING 10306 St. Clair Ave. 2182 E. 40th St. Cleveland, O. Freshman . Sophomore Junior ... Senior___ CLASS STONES ................................ Emerald ...........................Blarney Stone ............................. Grindstone ...............................Tombstone —The “Forum, Mt. Vernon, O. Never Closed Meals and Lunches If The Glenville Center Dining Hall 104is St. Clair Ave. GLENVILLE’S DINING CENTER1 GEO. TE LINDE Drugs of Quality Delicious Ice Cream Sodas COR. ST. CLAIR AND E. 102nd ST. we please you. other people want to know about it—tell them. Bell Phone: Eddy 2679 “GOOD TO EAT ’ DELICATESSEN We have a full line of High Grade Table Specialties. Imported and Domestic Cheese, Meats Eggs, Butter, Canned Fruits, Confectionery, Baked Goods, Teas, Coffees, Etc. LUNCHES SERVED AT OUR STORE EVERY DAY. SPECIAL BOX LUNCHES. W. H. FRIESEMAN Open Day and Night 690 E. 105th St., next to Garfield Bank Cleveland, Ohio aa W8VS8- aaayBBBW! VIII Randall Elastic Felt Mattress + Champion “Samson ” Bed Spring Perfect Rest It’s as simple as arithmetic. You cant sleep on a mattress or a spring that rolls to the center or sags, and secure the perfect rest that you devote one third of your life in search of. i We know of no better combination for comfort than The Randall Elastic Cotton Felt Mattress and The Champion Spring Company's “Samson” Spring. The Randall Mattress is made of pure Cotton Felt— so evenly tied down that it will never become thicker in one place than in another. The Samson Spring is made up of 108 coils — each seven inches deep—all tempered—making a bed that physicians will tell you complies with all the requirements of nature. Are you sleeping on the proper springs and Mattress? If not, you can afford to change. Both the Randall Mattress and Samson Spring are made in Cleveland and for sale at Lederer Furniture Co. EAST NINTH—ROSE BLDG.-NEAR EUCLID IX ■flymcmraiftare mt-tfjfcflft 3B ;sws l 35Hfeir) Insurance that insures and indemnifies you in case of loss by fire. Protect your household goods and property against loss by fire now. A. E. Goldhamer GENERAL INSURANCE 411 Cuyahoga Bldg. Cent. 5849 Main 1097 Smart Photos Princeton 1041-R We KRUEGER STUDIO Glenville Center Building Rooms 10-11-12-13. St. Clair Ave. and E. 105 THE BOY'S STORE is the only store in town to buy those togs. We are ready now. The Graves-Laughlin Co. LENNOX BUILDING NINTH NEAR EUCLID AVE. Heard in Latin: ‘‘He saw Italy with a fourth of his vision.” Mr. Klopsch: Please, Herr Brush, give all live rules at once. Heard in the German class (while scanning a poem): Her feet aren’t divided right. G. W. Herbster GROCER, BAKER and COFFEE ROASTER 10419 St. Clair Avenue We all believe in education, but do not neglect the appetite. IF IT IS GOOD TO EAT. WE HAVE IT. WILKS FUNLAND THEATRE HOME THEATRE St. Clair just east of 105th St. Cor. Superior and 105th St. The recognized standard of all that’s good in MOTION PICTURES shown in these theatres X u it :::: :: r.m ;; � ;;� :: MggBgKBafflgaBBKttBa Cuy.. Prin. 1613-R Bell, Eddy 1496 STUEHRINGER Dealer in CHOICE MEATS We Will Deliver the Goods 852 EAST 105th STREET g f)ort()anb in 30 If you want to learn Shorthand if you want to be a stenographer, or learn it for your own convenience—here is a system, simple, practical, speedy and sure, that you can master quicker and with less effort than any other. In 30 days we guarantee to teach you to take speedy dictation, to transcribe accurately, in fact, be an expert stenographer. If you want to be a first class stenographer, or to be able to write shorthand for your own convenience, call or write for our booklet. BOYD COMMERCIAL SCHOOL Columbia Bldg., E. 2nd and Prospect Ave. Mr. Hazel: Elmer, what’s the next word?” Elmer: “Similartotriangleabc. Ray Snow, (in French): “In the carriage were two women wearing the same traveling costume.” Our Trade Mark has for generations stood for what is best in bakery goods and the best is none too good for you. DANHAUSER BROS. SANITARY BAKERY 996 E. 105th St. Cor. Adams Avenue AFTER HIGH SCHOOL—WHAT? The Spencerian School offers advanced courses for h'gh school graduates. Young men and young women, graduates of the academic high schools have the general education and cultural training necessary to enable them to succeed in the higher business positions as secretaries, confidential stenographers, accountants, etc. The school does not train high school graduates for ordinary clerical work but for positions of trust and responsibility, demanding good, general education combined with a highly developed commercial training. The employment department of the Spencerian School is always at the service of present and former students. More than 200 calls monthly are received for graduates. Good salaries and the best of opportunities for advancement are certain in these positions. A Spencerian Training is a Form of Insurance that Can Not be Measured in Dollars.' XI X