Glenville High School - Olympiad Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 210 of the 1911 volume:

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Lora Sonnenatcdt 'll TABLE -OF- CONTENTS Dedication ...................... 5 Foreword ........................ 8 Faculty ........................ 10 “Our Understudies ............. 11 Seniors ......................12-31 Class Song ......................33 Those Boys ..................... 34 Those Girls .....................35 Junior Officers ................ 37 Junior Names ....................40 Class of 1913.................45-46 Class of 1914.................51-52 Alumni Letters ...............53-54 Mr. Towne ...................... 55 Athletic Association ........... 56 Football ....................... 58 Class Football ...............60-61 Basket Ball .................... 63 “A High School Idol .............67 Class Basket Ball ............68-69 Track Prospects ................ 73 The Beta Sigma ...............73-77 Wranglers ....................79-81 Our Glee Clubs ...............83-87 Orchestra ....................88-89 German Club .................... 91 Dramatic Club ................92-93 Debating .....................94-95 Rhetoricals ..................97-98 Our Newspaper ...................99 Bazaar..........................160 Calendar ...................102-108 A Psalm of School Life...........HO The “Lab” ......................Ill The Faculty Meeting.........112-114 Maybe You Would.................116 Twenty Miles from Nowhere. 117-119 Thoughts .......................120 A Guide for Sub-Flats...........121 On Dress ...................122-123 71£tna .........................123 My Visit to Hades...........124-128 Mr. Skygack from Mars.......129-130 Limericks ......................130 Virgil Again ...................131 Baby, Scissors, and Chair---132-135 There Once Was a Sr.............136 Reflections of a Jr.............137 Definitions ....................138 Familiar Features of G. H. S...139 Bargain Day ................140-141 More Limericks .................141 Spec. No. 1023..................142 Our Football Team...............143 Adds ...........................144 Our Lunch Room Sandwich.... 145 Little Latin Lyrics.............146 “Beat It ......................147 Watch Us Grow...............148-149 The Stars of G. H. S............150 School Spirit ..................151 Heart vs. Mind Culture......152-155 G. H. S. Proverbs...............156 Nature's Good Night ............157 A Visitor at Glenville..........158 One Lonely Limerick.............158 Acrostic .......................159 No One Gets My Lunch............160 Promises .......................161 Jokes ......................162-166 Springy Thots ..................167 Test in Civics .................167 Wanted .........................168 More Jokes .................169-176 More Limericks .................177 The Hero of the Day.............178 Does Any One Know?..............179 Miscellaneous ..................180 Still They Continue.............181 Song of G. H. S.................182 Virgil Thrice-Told .............183 Hawthorne, An Appreciation. 184-186 Annual Board Hubbub.............186 Class of 1911...................187 Annual Board ...................190 Our Advertisers ................192 Foreword Come, gentle Reader, turn the page and read Of halcyon days, and many a glorious deed On Memory’s scroll now writ. Nor of the hits’ and gentle knocks take heed. -H. B. L. I R Faculty Mr. II. H. Cully ..................Principal Acting Assistant Principal Mr. I-'rank P. Whitnry............... Oberlin College, M. A. Mr. Frank Aborn, Worcester Polytechnic Institute, B. S. Miss Mary R. Beck. College for Women, B. L. Algebra and English. Miss Florence M. Beck. Cleveland School of Art. Applied Arts. Mr. Lynn W. Beman, Bradley Polytechnic, Peoria, 111. Manual Training. Mr. A. E. Colegrove, Allegheny College, A. M. Coni’l Branches and Latin. Mr. J. E. Crabbc, Wooster University, A. B. Physics and Chemistry. Miss Elisa E. Crowell, Secretary. Miss Elsie C. Davies. College for Women. B. L. English. Mr. Fred V. Elliot, Oberlin College, A. B. Physical Training. Mr. Harry R. Hazel, Oberlin College. A. B. Science and Mathematics. Miss Ella Konigslow, College for Women, A. B. German and French. Miss Gertrude J. Ledercr, Ladies' Seminary, Basil, Switzerland. German. Miss Edith A. Lownsbcry, Mansfield State Normal. Boston. Physical Training. Miss Elizabeth A. McGorcy, College for Women, Ph. B. Normal School. Latin. Miss Mary 1. McHannan, College for Women, Ph. B. Normal School. English and Latin. Mr. J. O. Manvillc. Music. Miss Inez Orbison. Wellesley College, A. B. History and English. Miss Louise Peck, College for Women, Ph. B. Mathematics. Miss Melissa A Peters English. Miss S. Stella Ray, Oberlin College. A. B. Mathematics. Mr. Graham II. Stewart, Western Reserve, A. B. German and Latin. Mr. Harry Merritt Townc, Bates College, A. B. English History, English; Athletic Coach. Miss Bertha B. Warren, Pratt Institute. Art. 10 OUR UNDERSTUDIES -2 OTTIC E RS vyiLUflM CA HILL- PRESIDENT HEuEN TOWNSEND VICE PRESl DENT HELEN LEWIS SECRETARY Lawrence doncan treasurer C-EoRSE ClENEnS 6ERSENT-AT-Ann X Cirrive COMMITTEE ELf ER taeCKNAN {CH|EP •FLORENCE LEWIS |NA HAMILTON EDNA ft A RM DONALD WHITE AUDITING- COMniTTEE- OLIVE tJOHnSoN -OoHN ncCA6uH conrreNceneNT speakers tacdlty choice hatel IVOHI? WElEN NOSHER HELeN Gleet PAULaErriER TLOlfENCE LEWIS, DONALD WHITE WILLfHNl CAHILL CLMS CHOICE NA HAMILTON LAWRENCE DUNCA o WILLIAM A. CAHILL, L. G. S. President Senior Class, President Wranglers (Isi term). Master of Programs, Wranglers (2nd term). East and Technical Debates. German Club. Glee Club. Faculty Choice for Commencement. 1 HELEN TOWNSEND. Cl. Vice-President Senior Class. Treasurer Beta Sigma (2nd term). Annual Board. i ¥$' HELEN BARTLETT LEWIS. Cl. Secretary Senior Class. President Beta Sigma (1st term). Editor-in-Chief Annual. German Club. JL W. LAWRENCE DUNCAN. L. G. S. Treasurer Senior Class. President Wranglers (2nd term). Secretary Wranglers (1st term). President Glee Club. East High Debate. Manager Technical Debate. Representative to Interscholastic Literary League. Dramatic Club. Captain Senior Basket-ball. Class Gtoicc for Commencement. ELMER H. HECKMAN, L. G. S. Chairman Executive Committee Senior Class. Football Team. Track Team. Baseball Team. FLORENCE JOSEPHINE LEWIS. Cl. Executive Committee Senior Class. President Beta Sigma (2nd term). Secretary of Literature Beta Sigma (1st term). Faculty Choice for Commencement. INA HARRIET HAMILTON. L. S. Executive Committee Senior Class. Sergeant-at-Arms Beta Sigma (1st term). Class Choice for Commencement. EDNA LUCILLE HARM. G. S. Executive Committee Senior Class. Glee Gub. YV. DONALD WHITE. L. S. Executive Committee Senior Class. Master-of-Programs, Wranglers (1st term). East and Technical Debates. Annual Board. Tennis Team. Faculty Choice for Commencement. OLIVE COE JOHNSON. (5-Year Course), L. S. Auditing Committee Senior Class. Treasurer Beta Sigma (1st term). Glee Club. JOHN WHITE McCASLIN, L. G. S. Auditing Committee Senior Class. Annual Board. Orchestra. GEORGE LEOFFLER CLEMENS, L. G. S. Sergeant Senior Class. Executive Committee Athletic Association. Captain Football Team. Senior Basket-ball Team. Track. Baseball. HAZEL FRANCES KOI IK. L. S. Vice-President Beta Sigma (1st term). Annual Board. Faculty Choice for Commence ment. FLORA WINIFRED KRIDER, Cl. Vice-President Beta Sigma (2nd term). German Club. GILLSON W. BEALS. L. G. S. President Dramatic Club. Treasurer Wranglers (2nd term ) Manager Basket-ball Team. EVELYN L. CHILDS. (5-Year Course), Cl. Secretary Beta Sigma (1st term). Secretary of Literature Beta Sigma (2nd term). CLARENCE PETER DIEMER. G. S. Secretary Wranglers (2nd term) Pianist Glee Club. German Club. RUTH ADA MARCHAND, Cl Glee Club. PAUL A. BEYMER, L. S Pianist Glee Club. Faculty Choice for Commencement. IRIS ELIZABETH CLARK. L.G. S. Glee Club. HELEN MARJORIE I3LEET, Cl. President German Club. P.cta Sigma. Girls’ Glee Club. Technical Debate. Faculty Choice for Commence ment. HOWARD A. BOONE. L. G. S. Sergeant-at-Arms Wranglers (2nd term). Secretary and Treasurer Glee Club. Basket-ball Team. Baseball Team. HELEN MOSHER. Cl. Beta Sigma. Annual Board. German Club. Glee Club. Faculty Choice for Commencement. THOMAS G. SCHULKINS, L. G. S. Vice-President Wranglers (1st term). Business Manager Annual. Manager Football Team. EVA LOUISE PRATT, L. G. S. Secretary Beta Sigma (2nd term) Treasurer Girls’ Glee Club. GEORGE A. CALEB, L. G. S. Football Team. Senior Basket-ball Team. Track Team. Baseball. EDWARD R. KITTINGER, G. S. Football Team. Basket-ball Team. SARAH HORTENSE TOLSTOY, ci. Secretary German Club. Beta Sigma. Glee Club. Dramatic Club. GKRTRUDE HELEN GOUVY. Cl. German Club. Glee Club. HERBERT LEROY KOECKERT. L. S. Boys’ Glee Club. Track Team. MILDRED MIRIAM FISHEL. Cl. Beta Sigma. German Club. Girls’ Glee Club. ORA M. FOSTER. Sp. Glee Club. I.ULU HESS. L. S. Beta Sigma. ANNA ELIZABETH DAVIES. L. G. S. Glee Club. Dramatic Club. GENEVIEVE H. DETHLOFF. G. S. President Girls' Glee Club. ORTON TAUBERT. L. G. S. Orchestra. KATHERINE B. I'ERAN. L. S. Glee Club. Sergeant Beta Sigma (2nd term) CLARENCE P. LANDGREBE. G. S. Wrangler. Football Team. Basket-ball Team. Track Team. Baseball Team. MARGIE H. FRENCH. L. S. Girls' Glee Club. J. RAYMOND BAGLEY, G. S. W rangier. MARY J. FOLK, L. S. Beta Sigma. Girls' Glee Club. LEO BONSTEEL. G. S. Orchestra. CLEO DOROTHEA McCASLIN. L. G. S. Glee Club. EARL VAN ALLEN FISHER. L. S. MYRTLE PATTERSON, L. S. Glee Club. ARTHUR L. FULDHEIM, L. G. S. Wranglers. Basket-ball Team. Tennis Team. NORMAN M. ROSS. L. S. RUTH ELEANOR JONES, L. G. S. FLORENCE ELAINE POLLAK, Cl. Beta Sigma. German Club. Glee Club. HAROLD M. SMITH. L. G. S. German Club. EVA GERTRUDE SILVERMAN. Cl. Glee Club. German Club. Beta Sigma. JOHN H. THOMPSON, L. S. LORA SONNENSTEDT, G. S. Beta Sigma. German Club. Glee Club. MARRY A. TRAUT.MAKN.L. G. S. Orchestra. Track Team. Baseball Team. GERTRUDE A. BAISCH. Cl. Glee Club. FRANK G. JONES. JR., L. G. S. Football Team. Track Team. RUBY NAOMI WIGHTMAN. Cl. Glee Club. THOMAS GILMER SMITH. L. G. S. Football Team. Senior Basket-ball Team. LILAS R. MANDELBAUM, Cl. German Club. Girls’ Glee Club. ROLAND BROWN . L. G. S. MYRTLE JOSEPHINE RIPPNER. G. S. German Club. CHARLES C. SCHOEN, L. G. S. WINNIE ABELL, L. G. S. Dramatic Club. PEYTON B. LYON. L. G. S. ALFRED AKERS, Sp. ANNA STUART, L. G. S. WILL JOHNSON. G. S. JESSIE JACK. L. S. IRENE SCHEEL, L. S. MILDRED ELIZABETH CHAMBERLAIN, L. S. Glee Club. WILLIAM WHITNEY. Post Graduate. Wranglers. EMMA DOWNING. Cl. ERMA MEYER. Cl. ROSE KEEGAN. G. S. LILLIAN REGAR, G. S. ALl-RED LANGNER. L. G. S. (Song and Mu� ic) Years Ago 0aAA. r g h= ; -4 1 -ff-j-g; J |— L - 1 Afcfci l-Q . -.-TT tFFf -b-t- F+=i = —l =H-ir -U- 9=— iM.ir smrrr • r t i±±. r-r- rfrf—b y.terzfL U: —- Four years ago together we entered Glenvillc High As innocent as angels, as dear as dear could be. To learn that dear old Latin, to work with mind and hand That we as wise as others, might go into this land. Three years ago we wiser, became young Sophomores With heads so swelled with wisdom and pride and arrogance That when around came Freshmen, received they fright alarms And ran away in terror to hide in teacher’s arms. Two years ago young Juniors, we Sophomores became, With love pangs starting in us and raging in our hearts. And angry at the teachers, since they did make us hark When we instead of lessons, did have a sweet love lark. One year ago September we Seniors did become With many balls and dances and parties always liked; And studied we much harder, that we might honors show And speak at our Commencement and then to college go. Now very soon this autumn at college we will be To go the rounds as Freshmen and then our next three years. Though happy and contented and working hard always, We ne’er will be so joyful as in our High School days. —Paul A. Beymer. '11. 33 Mime Facial Exproaioc Faverite Haunt Beckman T ranquil Colonial Theater Boone Sweet Wherever She’ happens to be Bon steel All-knowing With Miss Or bison or Miss Ray Beals Impish Pm sure we don't know Cahill Profound School Duncan Calm All over White Mild With Virgil Fisher None Unknown Taubert Grave College of Music Kittioger Dejected Marie Rutledge Schulkins Innocent Horton’s FoMbeim Babyish Anywhere the rest arc Akers Contented Lunch-counter Dicmcr Lovely With Bag ley Bagiev Tired With Dieraer Johnson Dreamy Bailey's Landgrebe Agricultural Sli awer-rootn Clemens Deep SchutUc's Drug Store W. Whitney Heavenly Psrk Church Lvon Bostonian Stage Kocckert Happy With Miss McGorey Bcymer Angelic H. K or II !_ wc know not Wfetf be Thbkj he wH K An actor Great linger Great Dramatist Great Comedian Congressman Millionaire Wiseman Foot-ball Player Kubelik 2nd Hen for life Automobile Owner Basket-ball Player Theater Owner Paderewski 2nd Editor Proprietor of a Department Store Druggist Anything, for Ramona ! Sunday School Superintendent Vaudeville Cartoonist man with long pants Great Organist What he will he A Supe Hen-peeked Husband The Lord only knows and He hasn't told anyone Well, maybe he can haul the curtain After-dinner speaker Still waiting Latin Teacher Water-boy Hand-organ grinder We hope— . Chauffeur A “Rubber I Irate Stage Manager Moving-Picture show player Printer's Devil Still a Clerk I Grinder in the Prescription dept Nothing for Ramona Pumper for the Church Organ I Attendant Never So Still practising Some of Our Girls Helen Lewis—the strenuous girl. Flora Krider—the cute girl. Emma Downing—the coy girl. Ruth Marchand—the musical girl. Lula Hess—the fair girl. Helen Townsend—the dainty girl. Lilas Mandelbaum—the meek girl. Helen Mosher—the classical girl. Helen Bleet—the enterprising girl. Irene Scheel—the stately girl. Florence Poliak—the smiling girl. Sarah Tolstoy—the hustling girl. Hazel Kohr—the dignified girl. Erma Meyer—the studious girl. Edna Harm—the society girl. Harold Smith—the pompadour girl. Ruby Wightman—the shy girl.. Myrtle Rippner—the tardy girl. 35 ( well it’ll'BE MY TilKN NEXT ivc H AN V WAV JUNIORd Junior Officers Arthur Bach Elizabeth Patterson Jerome Patterson ... Lewis Narwold Executive Committee. Prank Birnbaum Hcbcr Pfunder Marguerite Veach 37 CLASS OF 1912 CLASS OF 1912 Class of 1912 Allport, Fayette Anderson, Gertrude Bach, Arthur Barker, Louise Benz, Helen Bevens, Hazel Birnbaum, Frank Bixby, Virginia Rogart, Harold Bonstecl, Dorothy Booth, Guy Bresnan, Margaret Brockett, Lillian Brooks, Louise Cartwright, Ramona Caul, Irene Clarke, Vincent Clark, Yates Clem-nts, Anna Daugherty, Agnes Dueringer, Edna Easty, Dorothy Fesser, Elsa Forsch, Max Foote, Marjorie Fox, J. Urban Fulton, Helen Gordon, Ada Goulder, Y. Herron Gouvy, Edith Granger, May Green, Helen Grossman, Gladys Grossman. Leo Grout, Ruth Hahn, Elta Hamilton, Thos. Hanks, Dorothy Hanks, Raymond Hannah, Harold Harrington, James Hclmer, Wilbur Hilton, Alan Horner, Hildur Hudson, Leland Isley, Mabel Jaskulek. Gertrude Jcrgcr, Eunice Jones, Gertrude Kempert, Clarence Kerr, Anna Kittinger, Esther Koblitz, Irene Koblitz, Lillian Ledcrcr, Herbert Lenihan, Thos. Lewis, Maurice Lichtig, Cora Lindeman. William Loveman, William Lyle, Eugenia Lyon, Marion McIntosh, William McLeod. Mildred MacNeil, Doris Mahoney, Florence Mahoney, John Maurer, Harvey Mellick, Ruth Middleton, Edward Morris, Ruth Morton, Frank Nall, Eleanor Narwold, Lewis Newman, Lillian Osborne, Irene Panhorst, Irene Parks. Marie Patterson, Elizabeth Patterson. Jerome Penick, Mary Petersen, Frances Pfundcr. Heber Pigott, Edith Race, Emma Reid. Grace Rutledge. Marie Ryan, Evelyn Schenck, Adclle Schleman, Roy Schnecrer, Warren Schreiber. Ruth Schultz, Lora Spain, Freda Stollsteimcr, Elvira Strief, Esther Stuehringer, Rose Sykes, Esther Tinkler, Corinnc Tinkler, Irene Toben, May Veach, Marguerite Walker, Lillian Wallace, Edith Wallace, Robin Warner, Miriam Watkins, Evelcne Whitelaw, Janie Whitney, Marguerite Wilkins, Iva‘ Wilson, Melville 40 CLASS OF 1913 CLASS OF 1913 CLASS OF 1913 Class of 1913 Addis, Isabella Ahern, Matthew Abrecht, Harvey Alexander, Irene Angel!, Dorothy Ashley, Marjorie Baetz, Leonard Bannerman, Ralph Barnard. Arthur Bauer, Clarence Beals, Carey Benedict, Earl Benedict, Olive Bcutel, George Birchmeier, Marie Boehmer, Marcile Bogart, Gertrude Bonstccl, Ralph Botten, John Brack, George Bretson, Dorothy Brookcr, Winifred Brown, Herbert Bruning, Ruth Bryan, Osborne Cahill, Irene Caleb, Lillian Cartwright. Rita Cathcart, La Verna ChidL-y, Mabel Childs, Frances Clark, Edgar Coath, Hazel Crossmeyer, Ida Davies, Gwendolyn Davis, Don Davis, Joe Davis, Milton Deuring, Walter Dickenson, Gertrude Downs. Edward Downs. Roy Drackett, Helen Duncan, Howard Engeln, Fred Evans, Gwendolyn Faber, William Fishel, Adellc Fletcher, Cordelia Foley, Alice Folk, Eva Foote, Mabel Foster, Doris Frank, Marguerite Freedman, Miriam Gibson, Frank Gillies, John Goodwin, Harold Gorham. George Green, Lois Griffith, Jennie Gross, Vivian Grossman, Vera Gunderson, Leonard Hart. Anna Herron, Ida Hillcn, Edna Hinchliffe, Helen Hirt, Norman Hoffman, Alice Horesh, Elsie Horesh, Perry Hunt, Glenn Huntington. Sarah Irish, Gertrude Jaskalek, Elsie John, Arthur Johnson, Ruth Keller, Gladys Kirby, Edna Kirk. Laurel Kirkpatrick, Helen Kock, Alvin Kopnian, Hal Kraus. Alma Krieg, Irene Labb, Ruth Lederer, Wilma Lindeman, Evylin Lindus, Damon Lintcrn, Grace Longstrcct, Augustus Loomis. Walter Lybarger, George Mack, Arthur Manter, Keith 45 McDonald, Wallace McClurg, Ralph McFadden, Agnes McGreevy, Irene McReynoIds, Emily Merkel, Mildred Middleton, Gram Mochel. Arthur Moloney, Helen Moodic, Orwin Morse, Bianca Mosher, Herbert Northey, Edward Xorton, Mildred Nottagc, Ruth Oster, Edwin Palmer, Stanley Payne, Dorothy Perkins, Roberta Pittaway, Don Potts, Stanley Pratt, Fern Pringle, Kathleen Rader, Florence Randall, Jay Rebbcck, Blanche Reeve, Gladys Rider, Murray Riker, Earle Roessler, Robert Roth, Samuel Russell, Bessie Russell, Helen Saastamonia, Sylvia Sacherman, Sophia Schaedel, Hilda Schreiber, Nora Seith, Marion Scheron, Frank Shirk. Helen Shulson, Edna Silverman, Michael Simon, Ralph Slater, T oraine Snow, Raymond Smith, Evelyn Soul, Charlotte Sprackling, Xornia Sprenger, Frank Steuberg, Walter Stcuer, Mildred Stevens, Helen Stranberg, Agnes Streich, Homer Sugrue, Ralph Tarbell, Raymond Thomas, Iris Twining, Wilbur Tobin, Agnes Towne, Olive Vessy, Caroline Wagner, Glenn Walser, Zclma Westcott, Daisy Weaning, Edna Weidenkopf, Herbert Weir, Merle Whipple, John Whitelaw, Agnes Williams, Bessie Wright, Helen Young, Ethel Young, Lucille Zimmerman, Edith Zottman, Leona 46 CLASS OF 1914 CLASS OF 1914 CLASS OF 1914 Class of 1914 Adlcv, Thomas; Hell, Karl; Blaha. Clarence; Broadwell. Howard; Hen-dan, Jacob: Best. Clarence: Hums, Patrick; Campbell, Robert; Cook, Ralph; Cprbcan. William; Doebel. Clarence; Eby, Carroll; Gcyer, Max; Grossman, I.eo; Grothc, Frank; irossman, Maurice; Hoffman, Jlomer; Hirsch, Milton; Jeffries, Theodore: Kemmcrliitg, Arthur; Kopman. Edward; Lackamp, Leo; Lybarger. Charles; Lyle. Ledley; Mvers, Frank; Mather. Bonner; Maine, Walter; Miller, Karen; O'Brien, Frank; O'Brien. Raymond; Polster, Nathan; Pace. Jerome: Russell. Allan; Schott, Milan; Smith. Sydney; Sherman, Guy; Stcgman, Louis; Vickers, Raymond; Walling. Ralph; White, Robert; ingle, Harry. Albertson. Isabella; Alban. Ruth; Ames. Ariel; rndt. E.; Barton, Margaret; Beckhold, Ethel; Bendan. Sophie; Benedict, Ruth; Bernstein, Birdie; Berow, Aimee; Block, Selma; Blumenthal, Stella; Boddy, Gretchcn; Bonalli, Helen; Brown Kathryn; Collier. Lillie; Corny ns, Margaret; Cowan. Mary; Dollamore, Helen: Earl, Katharine; Eichorn, Helen; Eisenherg, Lillie; Filkins, Dorothy; Felton, Dorothy; Fishel, Mabel; Foster, Mary; Freer, Doync: Fuldheim, Constance: Geist. Gladys; Goldman, Anna; Ganzenmucller. Clara; Goldman. Ella; Goodman. Esther; Gross, Esther; Heller, Gertrude; Harrington, Thelma; Holcomb. Anna; Hans, Ethel; Keifer, Belle; Kohn. Grace; Kopman, Helen; Krieg. Elizabeth; Laurence, Fern; Lamb, Lucile; l Ott, Margaret; McCrea, Alicia; Manning, I della; Marble, Vera; Miller, Clara; Moseley, Edith; McCaslin, Beryl; McCune, Marie; Xygrcd, Ethel; Newman, Iris: Orputt, Ruth; Paul, Harriet; Perse, Josephine; Pate, Helen; Preston. Pcrleete; Reynolds. Evelyn; Ruman, Lillian; Schaedel, Hermine; Seyfricd. Emma; Shepp, Leslie; Simon. Florence; Smith, Blanche; Smith. Eleanor; Speed, Minnie: Stump. Hazel; Sanders. Elenora; Schellentrager, Margaretta; Schlcman, Clara; Sheer, Irene; Smith, Katharine: Stark, Irene; Timbers, May; Van Dyke, Ethel; N ickers, Vivian; Votteler, Elsbeth; Wal-ther, Olga; Ward. Helen; Waterbury. Sylvia; Welker, Ruth; Zwilling. Regina. Arnold, Eric; Barker, Win ; Blair, Win. Thomas Jr.; Brandt, Robt.: Blum, Julius; Braun, Walter; Brough, Lionel; Burgstaller. Robt.; Butler. Walter; Bauer. Ethelyn; Bcrtine. Helen; Billings, Louis; Black. Anelia; Canning. Claude; Clarke, Norman; Clements, Geo.; Cochran, Bruce; Corning. Leo H.; Cutting. John; Carlton, Emily; Coburn, Mildred; Codling. Marvel; Corlett, Estella; Couchman, Edwina; Diemer, Alan J.; Dienst, Louis; Dennerlinc, Marie; Dorn. Florence; Egan, Howard P.; Farrell, John; Foley, Theodore; Greene, Irving; Griffith, Harold C.; Groth, Elsie; Hackctt, Donald; Hammink, Harvey; Harman, Wendell; Healey, Herbert; Heil, Alfred; Himmelman, Fred; Hoskin, Wilbur; Hamilton, Minnie; Hamilton. Nana; Herron. Dorothy; Hess, Josephine; Hills, Helen; Humphrey, Hazel; Huning, Ruth; Inklev. Edwin; Jones, Raymond; Johnson, Mary; Kaercher, Gustave; Kehres. Walter; King, Morrison; Kendcl, Mildred; Kibbie, Ruth; King. Florence; Kingsbury. Ethel; Kirlev, Iva; Knapp. H.; Krause. Lucille: Kroli. Constance; Krueger. Alma; Lehman, Theron; Lovcman, W in. ; Lauchen. Zclda; Lehr, Florence; Leishcr. Elizabeth; Lewis, Nellie; Lock- 51 wood, Francis; Love man, Gertrude; Loveman, Lillian; McKinley. Harry; Mahn, Douglas; Marsh, Norman; Mauldin, Dodd; Meikle, Howard; Miller, Arden C.; McKee, Margaret; McKee, Thos.; McMillan, Pearl; Marbach, Helen; Marx, Gertrude; Mcermans, Helen; Moss, Arthur; Ncuert, Herbert; Newcy, Stanley A.; Osborne, James T,; Petersen, Alma; Price, Florence; Poorman, M.; Robinson, Eldred; Russell, Robt.; Rignal, Blanche; Rose, Myrtle; Sargent, Arthur; Scheel, Frank; Schellentrager, Chas.; Shrcve, Carl; Sterling, Lee; Snow, Charles; Stewart, Chester; Stevenson, Harold; Slumph, Lewis; Saastamomen, Gertrude; Schlabach, Helen; Schlercher, Edna; Smith, H.; Stuart. Ida; Thompson, Mildred; Varnos, Margaret; Walsh, Kenneth; Warmeling, Bertrand; Weed. Bronson; Weinkamer, Wra,; Weiskeph, Clarence; Wiener, Leon; Walker, Agnes; Walters, Norma; Zimmerman, Waldemar; Zilm, Herbert. Sub-Frcshmati Names. Ariel Ames. Albert Clemmcr, Andrew Clemmer, Marvin Freedman. Baruch Feldman, Russell Goerke. George Hruby, Kemp Engelhart. Archie Ott, Ernest Ott, George Sterling, Victor Simon, Louis Stoneman, Harold Stevenson, Willard Percy, Wilbert Weidig, Alfred Narwold, Merle Mcl-eod, Louis Weimer, Arnold Lcishcr, Walter Warren, Melvin Gans, Roger Sargent, Nabalia Pylick, Tillic Rosenbaum, Isabelle Russell, Gertrude Williams, Cathryn Woodford, Constance Lc Prevost, Mabel Musser, Emmeline Nuert, Reba Owen, Gertrude Pricbe, Alma Hirsch, Violet Slater, Lucille Dressier, Lulu Manter, Irma Metz. Mildred Moses, Doris Lucas, Florence Sargent, Norma Hruby. Margaret Jockcrs, Grace Keggin, Shirley Lusleman, Florence Sclberg. Hilda Stump, Norma Rushforth. Aileen Fishbeck, Ruth Fisher, Helen Fox, Alta Hannah, Minnie Benzin, Isabelle Miller. Margaret McNeill. Evelyn Ager. Ruth Davis, Edna Dawson, Selma Faulkner, Mildred Akers, Kathleen Ryan, Adrian Ainger, Fred Audrc, Earl Aurelius, Lloyd Beeman, Bernard Beyer, Spencer Butler, Clarence Cahill, Robert Cathcart, Arthur Culun, William Cuyler, Lawrence Dietrich. Albert Ferris, Sanford Folkman. William Gardner, Frank Glaser, Howard Gunther, Max Groll, George Hauk-inson, Harry Harsch, Howard Hutton, Haydn Jones, Robt. Laugncr. Earl Muldern, Arthur Read, IJoyd Rice, Clare Russell. Clarence Schlieker, Mortimer Siegel, Ray Slayton, Elroy Ward, Abraham Weiner, Florence Boddy, Lucille Crosky. Gladys Foster, Melba Foster, Hilda Friedman, Bessie Greene, Vera Hood, Caroline Houghton, Ruth Keller, Martha Kemeny. Helen McChiulkin, Alba Mcars, Mildred Miller, Eleanore Murray, Marion Rose, Edna Walker. Alumni Letters Wauseon, Ohio, March 7, 1911. TO THE PUPILS OF GLENVILLE SCHOOL:— When asked to write something for the Annual that would be of interest to you all, I wondered what to choose. I shall not weary you with an account of my trials and tribulations as a young, inexperienced teacher, nor entertain you by relating the wonderfully clever or funny things my pupils say—were I to do either, I could write on and on—and perhaps there is a space limit to this letter. I should like to say, however, to those of you who have thought of teaching, and to those who have not, that there is no grander field open to young men or women than the teaching profession. If you put your heart into the work you cannot help but love it and love the boys and girls and want to do all you can for them. I believe that, without exception, last year,—my first year of teaching,—was the pleasantest year I have ever passed. Speaking of my high school. I wish my boys and girls could have some of the advantages you enjoy. Perhaps many of you do not know how much Glenville High has grown since 1905. Then there were about one hundred pupils enrolled, nine of these seniors. There were then no such things as gymnasium, manual training, lunch rooms, night school, and many others I might mention. You ought to appreciate all the privileges you have, and make the most of them. If you do not, you will regret it later. It is strange how differently things appear after we have left school. We find that our teachers are our best friends, although perhaps it did seem sometimes, as though they scolded us unduly. Make your teachers your friends; nothing will be more helpful to you than their friendship: nothing will be more gratifying to them than your friendship. I am glad that Glenville is sending her share of boys and girls to the colleges, and that these pupils are maintaining the standard of Glenville High. In this day of progression, the most ordinary vocation calls for at least a high school education; and for special work, special training is necessary. If you realize this now and prepare yourselves accordingly, it will save you many regrets later on. There is one way in which Glenville High might improve, and that is by having a stronger Alumni Association. Perhaps you 53 think this rests entirely with the Alumni, but it seems to me that more could be done toward this end by the younger members— those who graduated last year and those who will join the ranks this year. We older members are too scattered to accomplish much. What is needed is a strong leader. There is but one more thought that I want to leave with you —that you will not only keep, but raise the standard already set at Glenville High, and that when we return in years to come, we may find that she has grown still better and greater in every way. Rena Costello, Class of ’09. Gcveland, O., Jan. 6, 1911. TO EDITOR “THE ANNUAL, GLENVILLE HIGH SCHOOL. Dear Madam :— We have watched with critical interest and justified pride, the extraordinary growth of Glenville High School in the past few years and join you in anticipating- a still greater institution in the future. In a spirit of good fellowship and with a right good will, we seize the opportunity to greet the present undergraduates and instructors and bid you remember us as still truly loyal to the school. Sincerely, Class Nineteen Four. 54 By R. E. Williams, V. P. Athletic Association Frank Birnbaum .................................President. Helen Russell .............................Vice-President. Marjorie Foote ..................................Secretary Mr. Colcgrove ..................................Treasurer. Executive Committee Helen Russell, Chairman. Mr. Towne Mr. Elliott 56 Frank Birnbaum George Clemens Ralph Bannerman Jay Randall owNiewcl Football ALTHOUGH the football team of 1910 did not rank among the highest of the scholastic teams, it showed in the games that the teams of Glenville are improving every year, and we sincerely hope that this improvement will continue until this school has attained the standing it ought to have among the other high schools of the city. In spite of the fact that we were defeated in more games than we won, we have cause to feel happy, for several surprises were given to teams of much larger schools and also to schools of much greater reputation in the game of football. To accomplish these things, our boys worked day after day during the fall term to perfect those parts of the game in which they were weak. Great spirit and ginger was shown in the games, these qualities urging the team to fight every second of the time and not to know they were beaten until the final whistle. Such spirit is sure, sooner or later, to make a success of football at Glenville. The spirit shown by the school in attending the games and rooting for the team was certainly another factor which helped the wearers of the black and red. The team will be somewhat crippled this year by graduation, but nevertheless under our new coach, who has now become thoroughly acquainted with the boys, Glenville High ought to turn out a team which will be decidedly nearer the top of the list than this year's team, and they have the most sincere wish of success from the class of 1911. SCHEDULE Sept. 23—Glenville 0, Shaw 0 Sept. 30—Glenville 6, East 12 Oct. 8—Glenville IS, Painesvillc 10 Oct. 15—Glenville 0, West 2 The Left End ........Clemens (Capt.) Left Tackle .....Caleb Left Guard ......Pfunder Center ..........Norwald Right Guard .... Birnbaum Right Tackle .... Kittinger Right End .......Jones Oct. 22—Glenville 35, Commerce 0 Oct. 29—Glenville 3, Technical 9 Xov. 5—Glenville 0, Lincoln 15 Nov. 12—Glenville 0, South 0 Team Quarterback ....Beckman Left Half ......Akers Right Half .....Bannerman Fullback .......Landgrebc Utility Men ....Randall, Hilton Manager ........Schulkins Coach ..........Mr. Towne Inter-Class Averages. Won Lost Tied 6 0 0 2 3 1 0 5 1 Percent 1000 400 000 Place First Second Third 1913 1914 1912 58 FOOTBALL MEN Receiving Sweaters Akers, Alfred Bannerman, Ralph Heckman, Elmer Birnbaum, Frank Hilton, Alan Kittinger. Edward Pfunder, Heber Randall, Jay Receiving Pins Caleb, George Clemens, George (Capt.) Jones, Frank Landgrebe, Clarence Narwold, Lewis Numerals 1912 Allport, Fayette Bogart, Harold Clarke, Vincent Hanks, Raymond Helmer, Wilbur Loveman, William Patterson, Jerome Schleman, Roy Wilson, Melville 19x3 Davis, Joe (Capt.) Davis, Milton Gunderson, Leonard Hirt. Norman Lindus, Damon Mochel, Arthur Northey. Edward Pittaway, Don Roessler, Robert Twining, Wilbur Best, Clarence Clarke, Norman Doebel, Clarence Green, Irving Hackctt, Donald Heil, Alfred Kemmerling, Arthur Kopman, Ted Lehman. Theron Mcikle, Howard Myers. Frank (Capt.) O’Brien, Raymond Scheel, Frank JUNIOR FOOTBALL TEAM UNDER CLASS TEAMS Basket Ball GLENVILLE enjoyed a very successful basket ball season this year, in spite of the inadequacy of our gym. We were blessed with a good and experienced coach and four veterans to start with; and with plenty of material to be whipped into shape, we made every game a hard fought battle. Our greatest achievement was our victory over the Lincoln High quintette. One important factor that aided in making the season successful was the excellent school spirit shown, something quite unknown in our past history of basket ball. The prospects for next year are bright: and with our new and modern gym now nearing completion and our coach and three veterans, who will report next year for basket ball, we can rest assured that the black and red will have a strong champion in the basket ball team. SCHEDULE Jan. 6—Glenvillc Jan. 13—Glenvillc Jan. 20—Glenvillc Jan. 27—Glenville Feb. 3—Glenville Feb. 10—Glenville Feb. 20—Glenville Feb. 24—Glenville Feb. 27—Glenville 15, Commerce 8. 4, Technical 19. 10, East 14. 20, Loyola 12. 7, West 19. 12, South 20. 13, Lincoln 12. 24, Shaw 6. 11, Loyola 14. BASKET BALL “G” Receiving Jerseys Kittinger, Edward Roessler, Robert Fuldheim, Arthur Birnbaum, Frank Boone, Howard Receiving Pin Schnecrer, Warren Numerals 1911 Beckman, Elmer Caleb. George Clemens. George Smith, Thomas 1912 Lindeman, William Clark, Yates Middleton, Edward Hanks, Raymond Wallace, Robin 1913 Bannernian, Ralph Northcy, Edward Randall, Jay Silverman, Michael Benedict. Earl 1914 Schott. Milan Best, Clarence Blaha, Clarence Clark. Norman McKee. Thomas 63 HACK 3IKNBAUM, THE HUflAN STEAM SHOVE.L, OK THE. SMILE THAT WONT WEAR OFF- SOMETIMES FULDHIEM GETS EXCITEt -(AFTfR EACH SPELL HE MAKES A3ASKET.) KITTEN6ER RESEMBLES A WINDMILL IN ACTION WHILE GOING DOWN THEFLOOK. Jott BOONE CAN BE RECOGNIZED BY H 5 SLIGHTLY VARPED INSTRUMENTS OF LOCOMOTION CAPt IK SCHNEEKCR; __ THE BASHFUL wonder, CAN SHOOT FROM ANY ANGLt. WHEN IT COMES TO FORM, LAND GREBE HAS VENUS LOOKING l re a new flat. will turn this volume upside down. UA OJ Ul JJlS JBip 53CJ j A High School Idol lie's indeed the poorest scholar—he’s enough to make you holler when to prove a proposition in geometry he tries; In his English lie’s found wanting—themes from him are courage-daunting and his spelling and his diction would awaken some surprise; As for Chemistry and Physics, Latin, History and Civics, from the torture of those studies for some peaceful rest he pines; At Rhetoricals he falters—while his face quite strangely alters and his voice completely fails him and from further use declines. Vet what does all this matter if his brains do naught but clatter? For we honor'and respect him as a godlike hero brave; And the girls they all adore him—they give sumptuous banquets for him, lie's presented pins and sweaters from the meager means we save. But such is only due him—and we only owe it to him, for the glory of old Glenvillc or his prowess is at stake. For though his brains are apathetic, yet his form is quite athletic and he helps “bring home the bacon” from the gridiron and the track. 67 rT,HE following girls have won basket ball numerals, having played in at least three-fourths of all their inter-class games: Angell, Dorothy, ’13 Childs, Frances, '13 Foote, Mabel, ’13 Hillen, Edna, ’13 Linderman, Evelyn, ’13 Tobin, Agnes, ’13 Zimmerman, Edith, T3 Bonsteel, Dorothy, ’12 Brooks, Louise, ’12 Daugherty, Agnes, T2 Horner, Hildur, ’12 Morris, Ruth, '12 Pigott, Edith, ’12 Schreiber, Ruth, '12 71 Track Prospects WHILE no one is predicting a track championship at Glcn-ville, yet there is a strong feeling in the student body that the team this spring will give its opponents a “hustle” in every meet. A wholesome interest has been aroused and a large number of the boys are working hard and faithfully. The weekly inter-class meets are a feature of the work. The formation of a Hare and Hound club has brought to the front a number of men who should make good in the distance runs. The management at the present time is trying to arrange a schedule calling for at least three meets in addition to the Interscholastic meet annually held. The object of the work this spring is to lay a good solid foundation for next year. The material is green and must be developed. The new gymnasium now building will give a great impetus to all forms of athletics. Glenville has every reason to look forward to future success in track with the expectation that the success will be realized. 73 The Beta Sigma as Others See Them Scene—A meeting of the famous personages in the library of G. H. S. Time—I-ate Thursday afternoon. Dramatis Personae—Miss Hebe, Miss Nike of Samothracc, Miss Aphrodite of Melos. Queen Louise of Prussia, Mr. Hermes, and Padre Girolamo Savonarola. The meeting had been called to order by Miss Hebe, and a general discussion now ensued. “Twas a stately bevy of nymphs who have just held their court in this recess,” quoth Miss Hebe. “Indeed, Minerva hath bestowed upon them great powers of wisdom, and they are my rivals in grace and charm,” chirped Miss Aphrodite of Melos. “Forsooth, you cannot expect that 1 feel as happy as you all.” murmured the headless Miss Nike of Samothrace. “To be sure, they spoke a word or two in praise of me. but I know that in their hearts they all wished that I had a head. And I don’t want one, for although people think I can’t sec what is going on in this world, they are fooled, for I can. Put T won’t tell you how.” “A king himself could not feel as glorious as I do,” mused Mr. Hermes. “For did ye not perceive these maidens as they perused one page of manuscript after another telling of my strength, my manly features, my curly locks, and my beauty ? There was not a detail in my stature which they failed to take into consideration. I could fairly restrain from laughter when they began to imagine in what position mv arm had been; and tears came to my eyes when they spoke of the infant Dionysus, and wished that he, too, were here with me, so that they could study him with equal care. And indeed we must all feel proud of the love they cherish for us.” The time had now arrived for Girolamo Savonarola to enter 75 the pulpit. In the deep and profound silence, the following words were audible: “I, too, do love these children, but methinks our dear Lord would not desire these many frivolities, parties and dances of which they spoke. Our lives are too short to admit of such frivolity and idleness. 'Twcre far better if together they would study the grand and noble lessons of the Bible, and instead of singing such frivolous tunes as ‘II Trovatore,’ they would chant the sad and stately hymns to our dear Lord, ‘Dies Israe’.” Ejaculations of horror manifested by all the other divinities. They beckoned Miss Hebe to be spokesman. Indignantly she stepped forward. “ 'Tis indeed sad, Fra Girolamo, that in this enlightened twentieth century, you, a man who was always ahead of his time, should take such a backward view of affairs. Is it not our pleasure occasionally to seek the haunts of Olympus and there rejoice in little gatherings? Without their charming little functions it would be quite impossible that our little friends grow up to be sweet and graceful hostesses. And as concerns their study of the operas, would that Apollo were here to defend them in their love for music.” Queen Louise also had a word or two to say: “Never have I seen a queen so stately, so noble as the queen of the Beta Sigma— Mistress Orbison. She enters their ranks as if she were one of them and like Joan of Arc she leads her band on to victory in all their struggles.” The meeting was now adjourned, and all the members felt that the Beta Sigma of Glenville High School was taking great strides along the path of success. Helen Bleet, ’ll. Helen B. Lewis Hazel Kohr ... Evelyn Childs .. Olive Johnson . Florence Lewis . Ina Hamilton .. Florence Lewis . Flora Krider .. Eva Pratt ....... Helen Townsend Evelyn Childs .. Katherine I'eran Beta Sigma Officers First Term ..............President ........Vice-President ..............Secretary ..............Treasurer Secretary of Literature ......Sergeant-at-Arms Second Term ..............President ........Vice-President ..............Secretary ..............Treasurer Secretary of Literature ......Sergeant-at-Arms Helen Bleet Evelyn Childs Katherine Feran Mildred Fishel Mary Folk Ina Hamilton Members Olive Johnson Hazel Kohr Flora Krider Florence Lewis Helen Lewis Helen Mosher Helen Poliak Eva Pratt Eva Silverman Ix ra Sonnenstedt Sarah Tolstoy Helen Townsend 76 BETA SIGMA Lo, there assembled shortly after the going down of the sun, the tribe of Wranglers. And it came to pass that a great murmuring arose among them and one spake: “Behold the library is being used by the night school; peradventure it is best that we betake ourselves to the Aud.” According to these words, all hastened to the tabernacle and lo—the President did rap for order. At once a great stillness ( ?) pervaded the edifice and all was quiet. (?) Now it came to pass that the usual business was finished, yea, even a few nickels were present. Then the President spake thus to the assembled multitude: “Behold we are eager for the program as verily we shall hear a learned debate: Resolved, ‘That the tongue is mightier than the fist.’ ” Now there arose Tuldheim of the tribe of Benjamin, leader of the affirmative, and one whom the Lord had magnified exceedingly. Lo, all hearkened to his wise words for he spake thus: “Behold in the first book of Virgil we find these words of wisdom, ‘The raving of a human tongue is like unto the rumbling of Mt. Sinai, yea, like unto the fangs of a scorpion.' And it came to pass that this oration was applauded exceedingly. In reply to these weighty words of the Pharisee, there spake a member of the tribe of “Jokers.” one Beals by name: “Behold it is written in the ‘Outlook.’ ‘He who is smitten on one cheek, let him turn the other cheek also.’ Lo. brethren, unto the fist is given a double chance.” And when he had finished, the judges arose and cried as with one voice, “The negative has earned the crown of victory. Let us go to the house of Simon the Simple and refresh our weary bodies.” Thus they spake and, lo, it was so. Selah. 79 W. D. W. WRANGLERS The Wranglers Officers, 1st Term William Cahill Thomas Schulkins Lawrence Duncan Arthur Bach Warren Schnccrer Donald White President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Scrgeant-at-arms Master of Programs Officers, 2nd Term Lawrence Duncan Arthur Bach Clarence Diemer Gillson Beals Howard Boone William Cahill Members Fayette W. All port, T2 Arthur E. Bach, T2 J. Raymond Bagley, ’ll Gillson W. Beals, ’ll Frank H. Birnbaum, T2 Howard A. Boone, ’ll William A. Cahill, 'll Vincent Clarke, T2 Milton Davis, T3 Clarence P. Diemer, ’ll W. Lawrence Duncan, ’ll J. Urban Fox, T2 Arthur L. Fuldheim, ’ll Thomas Hamilton, 12 Harold W. Hannah, T2 Wilbur J. Hclmcr, ’12 Clarence P. Landgrebe, ’ll Ralph McClurg, T3 Arthur Mochel, T3 Heber P. Pfundcr, ’12 Warren Schneerer. T2 Thomas G. Schulkins, ’ll Melville E. Wilson, T2 W. Donald White, ’ll William H. Whitney, 'll 81 Our Glee Clubs ALTHOUGH laboring perhaps under difficulties, the Boys’ Glee Gub has approached the end of the year with flying colors. At the beginning of the year, our prospects were rather gloomy, but Mr. Stewart consented to do what he could with the club, and it is in a great measure due to his efforts that the club is successfully reaching the end of the season. Two Social Settlement” concerts were given, the club being in both cases well received. At all other concerts given, the club has appeared before large audiences who showed their appreciation of the good music offered. It is to be hoped that the spirit awakened this year will increase, and that in the future the club will meet with even more success than in the past. Girls’ Glee Club A mania for organizing clubs suddenly taking hold of Glen-villc High, of course a Girls’ Glee Club had to be among them. To have a Girls’ Glee Club has not been the custom at this school, although in many others it has been worked up every year as a permanent thing; and yet such an organization was not absolutely new here. There was some difficulty in getting started and in keeping going. But, in spite of these difficulties, the club has made progress. To be sure, there hasn’t been anything done in the way of public singing, and some seem to think that proof of the uselessness of the club. But the club does not think so, for a little enthusiasm has been awakened, and the members have derived some beneficial knowledge and a good deal of enjoyment. The club wishes to tender its thanks to Mr. Manville for his patient and zealous leadership. We hope much may be accomplished in the future in this club. 83 GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB 4 ■ I VI, GIRLS' GLEE CLUB Boys’ Glee Club Officers Lawrence Duncan .........................................President Clarence Kempert........................Pice-President and Manager Howard Boone...............................Secretary and Treasurer Mr. Stewart ..............................................Director Paul Beymer and Clarence Diemer.......................Pianists Members 1st Tenor. 2nd Tenor. Baritone. H. Boone, 'll E. Benedict, ’13 A. Bach, T2 H. Egan, T4 H. Broadwcll, ’14. W. Cahill, ’ll H. Griffith, T4 II. Koeckert, ’ll J. U. Fox, T2 B. Mather, T4 E. Middleton, ’12 T. Lehman, ’14 A. Miller, T4 R. Wallace, ’12 W. Loomis, T3 Bass. F. Allport, ’12 L. Duncan, ’ll C. Kempert, ’12 J. Patterson, ’12 Girls’ Glee Club Officers Genevieve Dethloff ...................................President Elizabeth Patterson .............................Pice-President Eva Pratt .............................Secretary and Treasurer Committee Edna Harm Marie Rutledge Esther Sykes Cleo McCaslin Helen Russell Members Louise Barker Edna Harm Eva Pratt Gertrude Baisch Hildur Horner Marie Rutledge Lilian Brockett Mabel Isley Helen Russell Helen Bleet Jessie Jack Evelyn Ryan Hazel Bevens Gertrude Jaskulek Emma Race Dorothy Bonsteel Eunice Jerger Lora Schultz Irene Caul Olive Johnson Esther Sykes Iris Clark Rose Keegan Lora Sonncnstedt Ramona Cartwright Lillian Koblitz Eva Silverman Genevieve Dethloff Irene Koblitz Rose Stuchringer Edna Dueringcr Anna Kerr Freda Spain Margie French Cora Lichtig Esther Strief Ora Foster Lilas Mandelbaum May Toben Doris Foster Helen Mosher Irene Tinkler Mildred Fishel Florence Mahoney Corine Tinkler Katherine Feran Doris MacNeil Sarah Tolstoy Margery Foote Cleo McCaslin Janie Whitelaw May Granger Ruth Marchand Miriam Warner Gertrude Gouvy Florence Poliak Evalene Watkins Helen Greene Myrtle Patterson Ruby Wightman Elizabeth Patterson 86 BOYS1 GLEE CLUB The year “1911 has brought about many great triumphs in the way of clubs; of none is this more true than of the orchestra, which, as one of the most flourishing institutions in the school, certainly deserves a great deal of credit for the work so splendidly accomplished by it. Interest in this line has been constantly growing, until now we may feel that the G. H. S. Orchestra can fully compete with any other High School orchestra in the city. The free concerts given by the orchestra with the Glee Club, at Wooldridge and Barkwell schools, were a grand success. But these concerts were but preliminaries for the final Home Concert, given at the G. H. S. Auditorium on April 7, the final end toward which all efforts were exerted. At Commencement, likewise, the orchestra always forms one of the most interesting sources of enjoyment ; it is quite evident that this year it will surpass its previous records. But with the oncoming of the close of the year, there also comes the thought that some of the best of the members naturally will leave. Thus in order to maintain the standard which the orchestra has obtained, it is necessary for new members to be added. And so our advice to the musicians of the school is: “Join the orchestra and maintain as high a standard in the future as has been maintained in the past. 88 ORCHESTRA GERMAN CLUB Die Deutsche Sprachgesellshaft IM November, 1910, wurdc in der Glenville Hoch Schnle ein deutcher Verein gegriindet, der bald glanzende Fortshritte machte. Der Hauptzweck des Vereins ist die Verbreitung der deutchen Sprache. Der junge Verein machte sich sofort mit grossem Eifer an die Krftillung seiner Aufgabe. Man beschloss an jedem zweiten Mittwoch eine Versammlung abzuhalten. und stellte passende Statuten auf, die stets treu befolgt wurden. Es wurden Marchen gelesen, ein kleines Theaterstikk wiirde gegeben; und auch fand einc Debatte statt. Ausserdem sollen die Werke der grossten deutchen Dichter und deren Lcben studiert werden. Erst im Laufe der Zeit wird dcr Verein zur vollen Bliithe gelangen. Der Erfolg des jungen Vereins ist zum grossten Teile der Mitwirkung unserer Lehrerin, Fraulein Konigslow, zu verdanken. Als Ehrenmitglied, wurde Fraulein Lederer erwahlt. Moge unser klciner Verein fortgesetzt seiner Pfiicht eingedenk bleiben, und jederzeit eintreten fur die Erhaltung und Verbreitung der deutchen Sprache in unserer Schule. The German Club Helen Bleet .. Sarah Tolstoy Officers President Secretary Executive Committee Lillian Koblitz William Cahill faculty Members Helen Bleet Sarah Tolstoy (Miss Konigslow {Miss Lederer Arthur Bach Raymond Bagley Helen Bleet William Cahill Leo Bonsteel Irene Caul Clarence Diemer Elsa Fcssler Mildred Fishel Gertrude Jaskalek Irene Koblitz Lillian Koblitz Rora Krider Members Helen Lewis Cora Lichtig Lilas Mandeibaum Helen Mosher Florence Poliak Myrtle Rippner Eva Silverman Harold Smith Lora Sonnenstedt Sarah Tolstoy William Whitney Gertrude Gouvy 91 DRAMATIC CLUB Dramatic Club FOR many years, the G. Ii. S. plays have been given by the Junior and Senior classes as a whole. But this year a movement was started to form a dramatic club, the purpose of which is to give its members experience in dramatic work so that they will be better fitted to take part in the Senior play. The progress was slow, but a tryout was finally held and the club formed. Because of its late start, the club has been unable to accomplish much this year. However, it will present one play in April, “A Russian Honey-moon.” This is a comedy in three acts, and will be coached by Miss Dillow. E. H. D. Officers Gillson Beals....................... Ruth Grout ......................... Marjorie Foote ..................... Anna Davies ........................ .....President I ice-Presidcnt .....Secretary ____Treasurer Members Marguerite Whitney Dorothy Angell Evelyn Lindeman Edna Dueringer Lillian R. Ivoblitz Bessie Russell Helen Russell Milton Davis Wilbur Helmer William Cahill William Whitney Urban Fox Lawrence Duncan Winnie Abell Sarah Tolstoy Bessie Williams Raymond Tarbell A Russian Honeymoon Alexis Petrovich ..........................................Milton Davis Poleska, his wife..................................Lillian Koblitz Baroness Vladimar, his sister........................Helen Russell Ivan, a master shoemaker...........................Gillson Beals Micheline, his daughter ......................................Ruth Grout Koulikoff Deinetrovich, attendant of the Chateau Worofski ............................................Raymond Tarbell Osip, a young peasant...............................Wilbur Helmer Guards, peasants, ladies, retainers. 93 First Debate February 3, 1911 (at East High) Question—“Resolved, That the National Government should levy a progressive income tax stitutionality conceded. East I Iigh—Affirmative. Arthur Watkins. Leader Victor Phillips Karl Shimansky George Young (Alternate Will by with a reasonable exemption, con- Glenville High—Negative. William A. Cahill, Leader. Lawrence Duncan Donald White ) Urban Fox Alternate) the negative. Second Debate March 24, 1911 (at Glenville High) Question—“Resolved, that the United States should agree to submit all international disputes to arbitration.” Technical—Affimativc. Glenville High—Negative. John Madigan, Leader. Donald White, Leader. Edward Horr Helen Bleet Manfred Darmstadter William A. Cahill Walter Doxsey (Alternate) Urban Fox (Alternate) YVon by the negative. ONE of our sources of special pride this year has been our debating team, not only because of the success it has attained but also because of the evidence of hard work it has shown. Rarely ever before in the history of Glenville High School has a debating team spent so much time and energy in studying their subject as did this year’s teams. That such industry reaps its just reward was well shown in the first debate, in which the thorough knowledge of subject under discussion was the principal factor in our victory. The chief reason for the efforts, and attendant success of our team was the interest shown in it this year. Through the efforts of Mr. Whitney, the new coach, so much enthusiasm was aroused that “scrub teams were never lacking to take part in formal debates against the varsity. This practice, which had no precedent in our school, played no small part in the development of the team. It is to be hoped that the holding of similar practice debates will become a custom in the future, for it will amply repay, through the success of the varsity, any time and work spent in making it possible. Besides engaging in these “scrub debates, our team took part in one which could by no means be styled as scrub.” This was the debate with the representatives of the Beta Sigma society. The girls put up a splendid exhibition of debating, getting the decision without any question whatever in any one’s mind as to its justice. Had the interscholastic teams encountered by our debaters been as capable as the girls, the records of debating would have a different story to tell. In fact, one of these girls helped represent us in our second debate. Glenville High never before had a girl on a debating team but no one now regrets the innovation, for who can say but that it was partly responsible for our victory over Technical High School? Even though we know that the judges were all married men, we are not too sure that they considered only cold, impersonal logic. We hope that this will not be the last time that Glenville is represented by a girl on the debating team, but we recommend if we should be in the future, that single men be chosen as judges in order to make sure such victories as we won in nineteen hundred and eleven. 95 Rhetoricals November 18 The Socialistic Ideal................................William Cahill The Aeroplane........................................Raymond Bagley Reading—“Millais’ Huguenots”.................................Winnie Abell A Patriotic Address.........................................Gillson Beals The Year 1809”...............................................Helen Bleet December 2 Music—Selection by the High School Orchestra. Our American Athlete..................................Howard Boone English Athletics.....................................Alfred Akers Piano Duet—Selection from “II Trovatore”....jPa B ymer130 The Wonders of the Gyroscope..........................Roland Brown December 22 A Farce: “The Kleptomaniac”—Presented by the Beta Sigma. Mrs. John Burton—Peggy..................................Olive Johnson Mrs. Valerie Chase-Armsby—A young widow.. .Helen Townsend Mrs. Charles Dover—a bride...................Florence Lewis Miss Freda Dixon................................Helen Bleet Mrs. Preston-Ashley—Bertha .............................Helen Mosher Miss Evelyn Evans—a journalist..................Sarah Tolstoy Katie—Mrs. Burton’s maid..........................Eva Pratt January 13 Our Consular Service................ The Forest Ranger................... Piano Solo: “Polonaise”—Mosckowski Dialogue: “Fast Friends”.............. .George Clemens ... George Caleb Clarence Diemer (Mary Folk Anna Davies January 27 The Gypsy .........................................Jessie Jack “An Ideal Shopping Tour”..........................Mildred Fishel The Opera “II Trovatore”..........................Leo Bonsteel “Mr. Dozetn’s Dose”...............................Lillian Regar Reading: “'Hie Rugglcs’ Dinner Party”...........Katherine Feran Cornet Solo....................................Harry Trautmann February 9 Piano Solo.......................... Education in France................. 97 ----Lula Hess Margie French Admiral Porter......... Piano Duet ............ Toilers of the Tenements. Julia Ward Howe........ .........Earl Fisher Mildred Chamberlain Lillian Regar .......Ina Hamilton .........Ora Foster February 24 Sarah Bernhardt................................Gertrude Gouvy Lord Byron........................................Flora Krider Piano Solo.................................................Ruth Marchand Target Practice in the U. S. Navy..............Edward Kittinger Nathan Hale ............................................Herbert Koeckert March 3 Safety Devices on Shipboard.....................Alfred Langner Fortification of the Panama Canal..................Frank Jones The America of the Future......................Lawrence Duncan Reading: Monsieur Le Tramp ....................Myrtle Rippncr Reading: “Gungha Din —-Kipling...........................Peyton Lyon Edgar Allen Poe.................................Charles Schoen Martin Luther..............................................Ruth Jones March 10 A Farce: The Fortunes of War.” Lucile ................................... Genevieve Dethloff Polly .............................................Edna Harm Flora ..........................................Cleo McCaslin Mildred ...........................................Erma Meyer Evelyn.................................................Myrtle Patterson Jack ...........................................John McCaslin Tom .............................................Howard Boone March 24 Sir William Wallace.......................Norman Ross Greek Art ...................................Iris Clark Cleveland in the Year 2000..............Florence Poliak ............................isa,fc. Human Nature and its Teachers in Past and Present. ......................................Eva Silverman A Discourse on Athletics in G. H. 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In the words of the society report. “All voted it a great success ’ the net gain being $260.00. Xot only was the bazaar a financial success, but also from the viewpoint of “amusement furnished” it has not been excelled by any entertainment given by our school. The most ravenous appetite was fully satisfied by the culinary arts of the and the Wranglers. Our famous B and B jesters threatened to cause a serious internal disturbance in certain portions of our anatomy. A la Adeline Genee “stunts” were much in evidence and a disputed question in regard to the “pulchcrissima,' was also settled in a satisfactory ( ?) manner. The last event on the programme was a “free for all” (?) dance in the Gym, slightly condensed but still successful. As last year, much of the credit is due to Mr. Elliott. W. D. W. 100 SEPTEMBER 6— School opens. The Schuler a lecole veniunt. 7— Registration of classes. “Names inverted order.” 9—Marks the end of the week. Cheer up—only thirty-five more weeks of school. First recitation in Geometry IV. 12—First meeting of Beta Sigma—quite important. Officers elected. 15—First meeting of Wranglers—much accomplished of course. Akers looks fifteen minutes in library for an American History. Class considerably diminished in Geometry IV, for reasons best known to the diminishers. 23—Sarah Tolstoy and Florence Poliak initiated into the Beta Sigma. P. S.—Sarah tries to hug the mailman. 30—First game of season—East vs. Glenville. Initiation of Wranglers—eight victims. 102 Beta 5 ICHA OCTOBER 8—We play Painesville. 10—Cuyahoga Centennial begins. 13-14—-School aviates for two days to see the airships fly. 15—West-Glenville game. 21— Mr. Crabbe shows a young brewery to the chemistry class. 22— Commerce-Glen ville game. 27— “What a surprise!”— How lovely.” “Yes, Virgil Test.” 28— Beta Sigma Hallowe’en party. O you cider and doughnuts! 29— Technical-Glenville game. 103 NOVEMBER A—Lincoln-Glenville game. 11—South-Glenville game. 15—Clarence Kempert employs his famous football simile in English IV. 17— First meeting of German Club—much wrangling (in English). 18— We are proud of our first rhetoricals. Initiation of Wranglers—seven victims. 23—We are not slow to discern a hidden meaning in “23, and skidoo accordingly. We begin to be thankful. Seniors receive pins—that is, some do. 2A—We are truly thankful. 25—We have a few thanks left. 28—We are disillusioned. Flora Krider is happier than usual, (if possible). Ask Clarence about it. 104 DECEMBER 2—Senior informal. 6—Basket ball—Seniors vs. Sophs. We receive reports—and are overcome. (So are our parents. ) 13—A complicated chemical equation given in the Chemistry class —Koeckert -}- Duncan Trautmann -f- HsS = bad odor -f Mr. Whitney + tender interview in the office. Explanations by Mr. Crabbe: “Bad odor replaces “Koeckert; “Mr. Whitney replaces “Duncan:” “tender interview replaces “Trautmann.” 16—Flora Krider wears six (6) class pins to school. 21— Will Cahill brings piece of mistletoe to school—miff said. 22— Beta Sigma play: “The Kleptomaniac.” Vacation—“Liberty or Death !” 105 JANUARY 1—Fireproof resolutions go into effect. 3—Resolutions consumed by the flames kindled by the heat of our own enthusiasm on returning to school. 6—Basketball game: Commercial 8. Gtenvillc 15. 10— Helen Bleet goes home for lunch. 11— Senior class meeting decides about party. Helen Lewis dons bran new pair of nose glasses. Fri. 13—Lucky (?) clay. Technical-Glenville game. 16—Marion Lyon doesn’t wear any puffs. 19— Beta Sigma elects officers. Ditto Wranglers. 20— Glee Club and Orchestra concert at Wooldridge School. Basketball; Fast 14. Glenville 10. 24—Wrangier Banquet. 31—Debate on ‘ Income Tax”—Beta Sigma vs. Wranglers. Rollicking dance in gym. 106 GZ w ite vs E4sr DEBATE EEBj' FEBRUARY 2— Basketball; Loyola 12, Glenville 18. 3— F.ast-Glenville debate on “Income Tax”—Glenville wins. Wcst-Glenville game. Helen Townsend makes recitation in History IV. 4— Glenville goes into the newspaper business. 7—Miss McGorey becomes enthusiastic on the subject of Yellowstone National Park. 9—•South-Glenvillc game. Glee Club concert at Collinwood School. 10—Vacation. 17—Bazaar. 20—’ix wly Glenville thumps Lincoln.” 24—Shaw-Glenville game. At last—the Senior dance. Oh joy! Oh bliss! 27—School freshened up a bit by new Flats. 107 MARCH 1 Reports cause some excitement. 3—Concert at Bark well School. (The Glee Club barks well( ?)) 15—Great debate in Virgil—Ants vs. Men. 16— Miss Orbison entertains the Beta Sigma girls. We learn about Wellesley. 17— “The Wearing of the Green '—Especially by Brown. 20—Commencement speakers chosen. 24—Technical-Glenville debate—Once more victorious. 108 A Psalm of School Life (With Apologies to Longfellow) Tell me not in mournful numbers, School is but a work-house” drear; Tho' the boy is gone who slumbers, And our marks oft fail to cheer. School is real! School is earnest! And the test” is not its goal; Flat to Senior sometimes turneth Is a saying stale and old. Not employment, not mere labor Js our destined end or way: But that aid of friend and neighbor Helps us shine from day to day. Tests are long, and Time is fleeting, While our brains, both numb and Leer Fail to hearken to our pleading. And confirm our wildest fear. In the school’s red field of slaughter In the bivouac of strife. Take a stand and do not falter; Play your Virgil with a fife. Tops of desks do all remind us We can make our hands keep time, And. departing, leave behind us Knife marks of that same old kind. Knife marks, that dear Mr. Cully, Prowling round with solemn care; With an eye for stains that sully, Seeing, shall root up his hair. Let us then “cut out’’ our fooling. By a “cram” for each exam, Still deserving, still deluding Learn to fake it” and to sham. [Words in “ ” are highly poetical.] W. D. White, ’ll 110 Faculty Meeting Scene—A long table, nineteen chairs standing around, seventeen occupied by teachers. Two of these arc empty and are three seats apart. Mr. Cully—“I simply desire to detain you a minute’s space of time to converse over many incomprehensible matters relative to the recent exploits of our students. Now, Mr. Whitney, what can I do for you?” Mr. Whitney—“Well, I simply have to have the talking ‘cut out’ in the Auditorium and wish there was some way of having the pupils ’tend to their own affairs when anyone is sent from the room.” Mr. Cully—“The two of us ought to be able to make that a good study hall, Mr. Whitney. Now, Miss Orbison.” Miss Orbison—(Whispering to Miss Ray as she rises; (to Miss Ray) “See”) ; to Mr. Cully, “The outlines the pupils hand me are. as a rule, not more than twenty pages, and of course not by any manner of means will--- Mr. Cully—“Yes, yes. Next, Miss Ray.” Miss Roy—“There’s so much noise in the halls in the morning when one wants quiet, that therefore I think the pupils should be made to go to their rooms at once.” Mr. Cully— Mr. Towne?” •Mr. Towne— If we had more rallies and school meetings. Mr. Cully, I’m sure we'd have more school spirit.” Mr. Cully—“I’ll sec. Any complaints, Miss Peters?” Miss Peters— Uless their hearts. They are all right.” Mr. Cully—“That’s good. What can I do for you. Miss Davies?” Miss. Davies—“As I was saying to Miss Peters, I wish the pupils would leave the books on my desk alone, they are half gone.” Mr. Cully—“I will see about it. Well, Mr. Stewart (looking around) Mr. Stewart, isn't he here? Miss Konigslow—Konigslow.” Enter Mr. Stewart and Miss Konigslow, speaking appropriate phrases in French and German. Mr. Stewart looks around and sees 112 two empty chairs, three seats apart, and leaning over asks Miss Lederer if she will please move aside. They then sit down. Mr. Cully—“Mr. Stewart?” Mr. Stewart—“Yes.” Mr. Cully—“Any comments?” Mr. Stewart—“Not this time, Mr. Cully.” Mr. Cully—“How about you. Miss Konigslow?” Miss Konigslow (slowly rising)—“All I have to say is, I am completely disgusted with my Senior French class, and my fifth hour German class is an absolute perfect disgrace.” Mr. Cully—“What’s on your mind, Miss Lederer?” Miss Lederer—“I have only to say that my pupils do not prepare their lessons thoroughly enough.” Mr. Cully— Keep at them. Miss Lederer. Mr. Elliott.” Mr. Elliott—“Have no word of complaint. Mr. Cully, and I want to say that the spirit of enthusiasm concerning this Bazaar was very good.” Mr. Cully—“Now, Miss Peck.” Miss Peek—“A lot of the pupils are like water soaked logs; they know a lot, but 1 can't get anything out of them.” Mr. Cully—“Well, Mr. Crabbe.” Mr. Crabbe—“I wish we could find some means of preventing the pupils during recitation in the Physics laboratory from turning around and looking at the clock every five minutes.” Mr. Cully—“We’ll try. Miss McHannan, what can I do for you ?” Miss McHannan—“The way the first hour American Literature class prepare their lessons is very poor and there isn’t any sense in it.” Mr. Cully—“That’s right. Next, Mr. Hazel?” Mr. Hazel—“Just a little matter concerning the way the magnets, compasses, etc., disappear from the laboratory. Mr. Cully—“I will investigate later. Miss Beck?” Miss Beck—“Figures of speech, Mr. Cully, figures of speech. I can’t impress them on my pupils. Imagine my dismay when I 113 asked for some similies for written work and received one like this: ‘Her lips are pale as leaves in autumn.’ ” Mr. Cully—That's too bad, Miss McGorey.’' Miss McGorcy—“Am very much provoked by the number of pupils who ask to be excused in Virgil, and there is no excuse; I'm always here from twelve-thirty to one.” Mr. Cully—“Well, Miss McGorey, I have no control over that. Miss Lownsbery.” Miss Loumsbury—“1 never got into such a giddy, fussy crowd of girls in all my life. If they arc not fixing with their belts and lies, it's their hair, and they are always giggling and laughing. Mr. Cully—“Jt causes me numerous pangs of regret that students under our charge should be the source of such deplorable misdemeanor, and whose conduct does not seem to be up to the standard of Glenville High, but it behooves us to see to it that all arrangements be prepared for the discontinuation of such rude behavior in the future. It gives me great pleasure to meet with my co-workers of Glenville High in this way. You see it places before us all the faults of this grand institution, and gives us the knowledge of those teachers who are defective (small pause) in the art of illustrating, guiding, controlling, and uplifting our students to the end that they may more readily grasp the little technics in their various studies, thereby enabling them to pursue their work with more intelligence, thus raising the standard of their marks and passing with great credit to our school. Teachers, I thank you for your presence, and we will now adjourn until the next regular meeting.” [Curtain] 114 Maybe You Would—But 1 Doubt It If on some morning you woke up blue, And the weather was dark and dreary too, And mother said kindly: “Johnny, you may Stay at home and not go to school today,” Would you courageously say, “Nay, nay?” Nowr maybe you would— But I doubt it! Now in walking to school, if you were a maid, And a youth to you a kind offer made, Of walking with you, your books to carry, And then he urged: “Oh, please let me, Mary,” Would you give him an icy cold stare? Now maybe you would—• But I doubt it! If when an exam paper is handed to you, And you joyfully see that you passed just by two, And then you perceive your teacher did make, In marking the paper an awful mistake, Would you “put her wise” and then stand below? Now maybe you would— But I doubt it! If at the term end you received your grade, And then with your friends comparisons made; “Why,” then you said, “I did better work Than any of these, who their lessons did shirk,” Would you accept the fate and not madly rave? Now maybe you would— But I doubt it! 116 'Poetical license. Twenty Miles from Nowhere Tuesday, July 22, 19— Dear Janet:—If you ever decide to visit the country, be sure to brush up your stock of conversation because you will need it all and more too. Before 1 had been waiting for Uncle Pete at the depot five minutes, the station master knew everything about me. Bob saw that I was getting annoyed, so he took a hand in the matter. He told the inquisitive man that lie owned a dog with three ears and two tails which both wagged at once. He had invented a machine that would fly in the air, sail in the water, and go faster on land than any other vehicle, but he hadn’t as yet got a patent. He said that our grandfather was a Turk and had twenty-three wives whom he beat whenever he was out of temper. In short, he gave so much information of this character that the man was frightfully offended. Bob said it served him right for his curiosity. I don't know what would have happened if Uncle Pete had not come in just then. Uncle Pete is the merriest man I ever came across. He has a joke for each and every occasion, and he always adds a moral to his tales. Only it isn’t the preaching kind. It’s the kind that it would be impossible to perforin but which makes you laugh, such as “Moral—Never walk straight if there is a chance to walk pigeon-toed. Aunt Celia is just the opposite for she’s a pessimist. When she bakes a cake, she makes it the best she knows how because it will probably be her last. When she goes to bed she kisses one with tears in her eyes because she never expects to wake up. And when she welcomed us she did it “for our father’s sake. She didn’t suppose she’d ever see the dear man again. I don’t see how she happened to attract Uncle Pete, or for that matter why she happened to pick him out as a husband, for she is continually telling how his jokes “jar on her poor nerves. You would have been quite shocked this morning to see your dignified Elizabeth. For I was chased by a turkey and I can tell you that I did credit to my “gym practice. Bob teased me about it this morning but he has been singularly quiet this afternoon. You see he had a little adventure with the bee hives. And he has learned that if you drop a lighted match into some gunpowder that it will explode. However, he sacrificed his eye-brows and part of the curly hair that is his particular abomination. 117 Well, I can’t think of anything else except to urge you to write soon to Your loving friend, Elizabeth. Wednesday, July 30, 1911. Dear Janet:—l et me introduce you to Mary. She is a girl about my age whom Aunt Celia has taken to raise. There's not a spark of humor or imagination in her and she is ever so literal. But I like her just the same. I help her with her work, but it grows tiresome for she believes in never saying a word unless it is absolutely necessary and then condensing it as much as possible. So this morning I resorted to a method which I often employ in washing dishes. You know I have always been crazy to teach school. Well, I just pretend that the dishes are scholars, the dirtiest being the stupidest and requiring the most care. And if you will believe it, Mary was so shocked that she actually talked when she didn’t mean to! She said a dish was a dish and there wasn’t any sense in calling it something else, in fact, it was rather wicked because if God had intended those dishes to be pupils He would have made them so. And if he wanted me to teach when I grew up He would give me a school. But in all probability He didn’t intend me to do anything of the sort; so I was going against His wishes and doing just what He didn’t want me to. Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather. There was not a bit of reasoning left in me. I never could argue with such narrow-minded people, anyway. So I meekly told her about the woman who had “No More Dishes” engraved on her tomb-stone. She said she didn’t believe it. For all that, Mary is so amusing without knowing it. I wish that I was back at old Glenville High so that I could have a good argument. September seems years away. Well, gooybye, Yours ever, Elizabeth. Saturday, August 9, 1911. Dear Janet:—I got your letter and it cheered me up wonderfully. But you are wrong, Janet. I am not homesick, i am not, do you hear! I say that over to myself a dozen times a day. It 118 is very convincing. Bob is just crazy about shooting. Uncle Pete said he would turn his fad to some account. So he set him to driving blackbirds from the corn. He killed twenty-three yesterday and nothing would do but they must be cooked. Mary, although she does splendid for sixteen years, did not know how blackbirds should be cooked. Then I had a happy inspiration. I remembered the nursery rhyme: “Sing a song of sixpence.” So putting on my most important air, I said, “Why, you make blackbird pie of course.” I don’t believe Mary ever read Mother Goose and anyway I wouldn’t dare tell her where I got my knowledge or she’d declare that since Mother Goose wasn’t true, nothing in her was true; therefore people never made blackbird pies. However that might be, we began to pluck those blackbirds. We tried hot water, cold water, lukewarm water, and no water at all, but by night only one of those twenty-three blackbirds was ready and it was such a skinny little thing, too. Then Aunt Celia came in and said that we were as bad as the woman who spent the day in “picking a hare;” blackbirds ought to be skinned. I burst out laughing, but Mary not having any sense of humor, just observed that she didn’t see anything funny in a whole afternoon wasted. She didn’t say another word that evening. Mary is so different from you and I miss your jokes. This letter looks rather shaky. My pen must be very bad. Remember I’m not homesick. I never was in my life, and it doesn’t stand to reason that I'm going to begin now. From your everlasting friend, Elizabeth. Janet Wilson, if you even so much as hint that that blot was caused by a tear, I’ll never speak to you again. (An extract from a letter dated Thursday, August 14, to Elizabeth Madison from Janet Wilson.) Elizabeth, we miss you so much. I think our present state of mind would harmonize with Mary’s. Come home, dear, do. (Press notice in East End News.) Miss Elizabeth Madison returned home Tuesday, August 19, from a visit to the country. (Entry in Elizabeth Madison’s diary.) Oh! It’s good to get home. 119 Thoughts Just a bunch of waxen bells. Yet in thy snowy depths, I see Something of the purity To which mankind aspires. Just the eyes of a little child, But in their boundless blue is hidden All the faith that comes unbidden From the world beyond. Sin divides us from purity, The faith of the child meets toil and pain. But both, after years, shall return again, When the soul has fought and won. Ruth Jones, 1911. 120 A Guide for the Sub-Flats This is a Policeman. He is a nice man. He will not let you get lost. This is Billy. He is President. Xo, not Pres. Taft;— Pres. Cahill. See these men. They come from Sic-i-ly. They lay bricks. What big boys! What are they playing? They are playing ball—not hand-ball, foot-ball. Sec these nice boys. What are they doing? They are keeping still. Why are they keeping still ? Guess. But see those trees? 121 On Dress AS there is no “Will Honeycomb in our club, I shall attempt to hold up the mirror of fashion to you, my readers. We all know there is quite a difference between the dress of the fair sex now-a-days and that of our greatgrandmothers.. Of course, there is always a vast change in fashions during three or four generations, but never so vast a change in past centuries, has anyone in our club heard of, as we are experiencing now. For instance, hunt around in the attic for an old album and compare the fashions of those portraits with ours. Very likely you will find a photograph of your mother as she was about twenty years ago, in which the first thing you will notice will be her bangs. You will exclaim, “O look, she has bangs! wouldn’t we look funny with them now? O, I’ll never wear them, if they come into style, even if everyone else does.” Then find a photograph of your grandmother and you will say that you are glad you don’t have to wear hoop-skirts now and they look horrid. How do you think a good housewife, wearing a hoop-skirt, would look, arm in arm with a friend wearing a hobble-skirt, shopping down town? Probably they wouldn’t have any trouble getting waited on. The size of the skirts, luckily, has been diminished, but I think it would be a wise idea if our fair sex would rise up in rebellion against the fashioners of Paris, when they advocate making the skirt so small. While they are in rebellion, if I were they, I would strike for smaller hats, too. But, of course, everyone wears a ridiculous looking garment or hat if everyone else does. But indeed, we of the masculine sex, if the ladies should enter a rebellion, ought to follow the good example. For, if the recent rumors arc true, we will wear tight trousers and corset coats this next season because everyone else will. In looking through our old album the other day, I found a portrait of my grandmother as she looked about-------years ago. Her skirt was a hoop-skirt, making her look as though she had on about seven starched petticoats. The sleeves of her waist looked as though each contained three or four yards of material. She dressed her hair perfectly plain and wore a Shaker bonnet. Perhaps you 122 don’t know what this is. It was made of fine straw in the shape of a sun-bonnet and the back and curtain were made of silk. Turning over a few pages of a more recent album, I found the portrait of a friend of mine. She wore a “merry-widow, about fifteen puffs on the back of her head, a hobble-skirt, and high-heeled shoes. Mary Penick, 1912. Translation of Virgil (Spectacle of Mount Aetna, Bk. Ill, 1. 570-577) Aetna is heard in the distance. And a huge cloud is seen to the southward Darkling in wreathings of smoke, And glowing with dartings of fire. High rise the flames to the heavens, And rocks from the depths of the mountain. Hurled far with great roarings of thunder Flow the mighty rivers of lava, Made molten in fires eternal. H. B. L., T1 123 I HAD been reading of Aeneas’s trip to Hades, and now closed my book with a bang. How I wished that I too could have had the chance to visit the land of Pluto! Suddenly a lovely woman who looked like a wonderful fairy touched me with her wand. She asked me graciously if I had any wish which I should like granted, and I told her of my desire to explore the underworld. It was no sooner said than done. I found myself by the river Styx, waiting for the boatman to take me over. The shore was crowded with souls who could not cross because they had not their fare, and everything was dark and dim. I might have been afraid, had it not been that my fair conductress never left my side. When the oarsman brought the boat to shore for me to board I was thunderstruck to behold in him my old school friend, Frank Jones. Frank had never expressed any great desire for work, in fact, had rather avoided it. and was therefore doomed to perform this pleasing task forever. 124 On reaching the other side of the bleak Styx, my companion asked me which I preferred to visit, the heavenly abode, or the other place. I chose the latter for two very good reasons. Firstly, I expected to find the majority of my former schoolmates there, and secondly, I had a great desire to explore the place which I expected and had good reason to believe would be my future borne. I might say that before entering this place I took a peek into purgatory, and saw Florence Lewis vainly attempting to wash away all her learning and all the waters of Lethe could not suffice to efface it. The first thing which caught my eye was the creature which guarded the entrance. Instead of the three-headed Cerberus about which I had read so much. I found my old school-mate. Donald White. lie told me in a pitiful tone that because he had learned so much, his head had grown to enormous proportions until it had at length formed three large heads. Pluto had become delighted at the sight of him, and had asked permission of Jove to keep this wonderful three-headed man to guard the entrance to his kingdom. Strange as it may seem, Donald did not appear very enthusiastic about his life-work. When I entered the dark abode of naughty souls, I looked about me with astonishment. Everything was sc strange, so much more interesting and different than the land I had so often read about. In one part of this pleasing habitation I spied Mildred Fishel. She, poor soul, was being continually pestered by cats. The cats were here, the cats were there, the cats were all around; they wared and growled, and purred and meowed, like noises in a swound. I remember that Mildred had committed the sad crime of ever abhorring cats. This was the punishment the judge had deemed fit for her. As I was viewing everything very leisurely, I was startled by 125 a loud noise, and Alfred Akers came tearing past me, the ghost of many departed studies at his heels. I recognized the shades of Geometry, English. Civics and many others which he, cruel boy, had worked to death. For their mistreatment the poor things were trying to seek vengeance. In another part of the kingdom I saw a lad, trying and trying to conjugate “Sein.” He would begin “Ich bin,” and try to get further, but never could. I found this to be no other than Raymond Bagley. Soon after, I came upon a young man who was vainly and desperately attempting to sew broken pieces of metal together. My guide told me that he was trying to mend all the hearts he had broken in the upper world. It was Edward Kittinger. I met my former school-mate, Evelyn Childs. She was literally swamped amid mountains of books. I knew at once the reason why. She had studied too much in the land above, and now had to study forever. So there she was, reading, reading, reading,—but never learning. Soon after I came to a group of boys among whom I had no difficulty in recognizing William Cahill, Clarence Diemer and Lawrence Duncan, also the other members of the ‘'Wranglers.” They seemed somewhat disturbed, and no wonder. I saw goats continually tormenting them in characteristic goat fashion. Wondering why, I questioned my companion. She told me that this was their punishment for initiating so cruelly and mercilessly. Some time later I met a young lady who could not talk above 126 a whisper, nay, try as she might, she could not make a sound. I learned that she had worn out her vocal organs by screaming in the upper world, and as a punishment for wholly destroying God’s gift, she was doomed ever to whisper. I knew the girl, and although 1 knew her guilty, my heart went out tc her. It was our friend, Helen Bleet. In a corner I spied a little lad with red blushing face, weeping as though his little heart would break. It was Gillson Beals, and I did not find it difficult to imagine the reason for his tears. However I asked him why I found him in this sad plight, and between sobs he told me that for making people in the world laugh until their sides ached, he was doomed to weep tears of regret. I soon met another friend (they were pretty plentiful down here), Herbert Koeckert, by name, accompanied by his inseparable friend, Xorman Ross. Norman had followed his chum through thick and thin, and although he had been assigned to heaven he had given himself up to the horrors of the bad place for the sake of his friend Herbert. The latter was looking frantically and acting like a crazy man. At first I could not see the cause of his apparent fear, but at length I perceived the image of “Virgil.” This image reminded Herbert of the atrocious way in which he had treated the shade, and touched poor Herbert to the quick. He tried to catch the image to make amends for his mean treatment, but in vain. Every time he tried to capture it, it eluded him and disappeared. Poor fellow! I felt sorry for him. I expected to find George Clemens, Elmer Beckman and other heroes of our invincible teams among the shades, but was disappointed in this. I asked my companion if they had been allowed to escape punishment. She said that on the contrary they were in 127 Tartarus, keeping the rebelling giants company, and receiving a worse punishment than others. I could not fathom this, and asked her what their crime might lx? that they should incur such a severe punishment. She answered that they received this punishment because they had defeated every team, and had caused much sorrow to every school for miles around. Soon after, my eyes was caught by the appearance of Edna Harm. Clco McCaslin, Genevieve Dethloff and others. But wonder of wonders! They were surrounded by hundreds of boys. T knew the reason immediately. This was their punishment for being so shy, and avoiding their fellow students. I did not pity them in the least, for I knew they had sadly deserved this punishment. On and on I went through the endless region of the lower world, stopping now and then to wonder at some new object, and to recognize some familiar face. I was just wondering what my fate would be, when suddenly the darkness of the underworld changed to the light of this world, the kingdom of Pluto to my own little study room, and the fairy to my own little mother, who announced in a gentle, laughing voice that she had caught me asleep at my post, having English and Mathematics to study. Helen Mosher, ’ll. 128 Some Observations of Mr. Skygack A large space crowded with earth-beings who utter peculiar sounds. Upon a raised platform at one end, an earth-being in great physical anguish, as shown by his writhings and by the waving of both arms at the other earth-beings. These express their delight by a very peculiar thudding sound, produced, no doubt, by the repeated contact of their pedal extremities with the flooring, never ceasing the utterance of the aforesaid peculiar sounds, which may only be likened to the quacking (immensely increased in volume) of a great flock of geese. The same aforesaid large space. Enter earth-beings in a most peculiar manner, although from the expressions upon the visages of the earth-beings, also most satisfactory. The satisfaction is expressed in the “te-he-he’s” of the feminine portion, and, of the masculine portion, in grins too wide to be described. Upon being seated, the earth-beings arc addressed by a most august appearing earth-being. His address seems to touch the sympathetic hearts of the audience, for I perceive that all turn pale, many weep, and a few quietly lose their minds. To my amazement, the repetition of a single word (hitherto unmet by me in my earthly adventtirings) is the sole cause of this agitation. I will inscribe it largely to indicate its importance: AVERAGES. The august earth-being docs not seem to be at all concerned with the terrible effect of his pitiless words. But recedes from the platform. His recession having been accomplished, six earth-beings make their appearance in a state of great excitement, and seat themselves upon six wooden objects at the back of the platform. They seem to find great difficulty in the disposal of their pedal extremities. A seventh earth-being, of a surprisingly dignified appearance for one so young, takes his place in front and at the left of the victims. Unfalteringly and mercilessly he pronounces the sentences. Each victim goes forward gloomily and reluctantly to the prepared doom. (The doom seems to consist in the exhibiting by the victims of their various accomplish- Mars A Foot-Ball Rally Rhetoricals 129 merits. To my surprise, the visages of the earth-beings composing the audience also show gloom and resignation.) All the sentences having been carried out, the dignified young earth-being arises and smilingly pardons the assembly. The procedure of the entrance is followed in the outrance, and from the changed expressions of those who participate, I imagine that all previous anguish is forgotten. (It occurs to me, that judging from its effect upon those concerned, this would be a good custom to incorporate into the Martian Guide for the Upbringing of the Young.”) H. B. L. ’ll. We have here the two Misses Beck, And they are some teachers, by heck. But change B to P, In the orthography, And of good teachers, now there’s a Peck. Her name is Elizabeth McGorey, And for some of her students we’re sorry; For those who won’t work Or are inclined to shirk, Room 6 is a warm place, begorry. 130 Priam’s Speech to Son of Achilles at “O Greek! May those who mark in heaven such things as thou hast done. For these thy crimes and most audacious deeds return Most fitting favors and at last thy true reward. Thou, who hast caused me with my very eyes to sec My son. my hope, in death and dire distraction lie, And who, destroying him, defiled a father's sight. Thou art not like Achilles feared so long by all, The son of whom thou falsely claim thyself to be. For he, when Priam was his foe, did honor rights Of those more weak; for sacred burial did return The body of my son, my Hector.’' Thus he spake. VIRGIL BK. I W. D. W., ’ll. 131 The Baby, the Scissors and the Chair THE house of Dudley was gathered in solemn conclave in the room which had before been the library. From the Little Mother to Baby Lou. all were solemn as could be. The Twins had drawn the corners of their mouths down in superhuman effort at quietness. Over on the big, comfortable, but sadly battered lounge, sat the two eldest, Mildred, a tall girl of fourteen, and Robert Hershey Dudley who had reached the magnificent and awe-inspiring age of sixteen. At last, the Little Mother spoke, cocking her head on one side with a pretty, bird-like motion: ''Well, children of mine, the insurance money is all gone. What shall we do now? If only your father had lived long enough to invent something really useful—” “Oh,” sighed Mildred, “if only he had! Then we might have been able to get new dresses oflener than once a year. It doesn’t seem possible that two thousand dollars could have gone in just three years.” “Just like a girl, Mill-pond! Always thinking of clothes. If you had to wear a suit like this one of mine, there might be some reason in your talking.” Rob retreated into gloomy silence, wishing Little Mother could see things right and let him quit school. “I’m sure, Rob, your suit is at least very happy-looking. Just see how it beams and shines all over,” laughed Mildred, “but I do wish you’d stop calling me such horrid names.” Donald and Dorothy, the twins—called Don and Dorrie for short—now came from the window and announced that the postman was in sight. 132 Still the Little Mother thought, almost hopelessly, of what was to be clone. While she was thinking, Baby Lou toddled up to her, and putting her curly head in her mother’s lap, said: “Muvver, I dot lots of money for ’oo wight here.” She held up a fat brown china pig with a slit in its back and jingled it gleefully. “O, you little darling, of course mother’s rich as rich can be with you and all the rest,” cried Little Mother catching the wee girl in her arms. “Rob, dear son, there’s the postman. Will you go to the door?” Rob came back examining a legal-looking blue envelope addressed to his mother. Immediately all gathered round, wondering what it could contain. “O, dear ones, it’s sad news—and yet it’s rather glad news, too,” the Little Mother said after reading the letter hurriedly. “Your great-aunt Maria—you remember her, Rob and Mildred— has died suddenly and left us something. The lawyer doesn’t say how much,” she continued after a pause. “It (whatever it is) will arrive tomorrow. Rob, dear son, do go and get some ice-cream. We simply must have a celebration.” “I wonder how much it is,” Mildred cried, excitedly. “Maybe it’s enough to send us all to college. We can fix over this darling old house—O, Mumsey, aren’t you glad we didn't sell it? It is such a dear, big. old place.” The Twins at first weren’t able to make out what it was all about, but when their eight-year-old minds were enlightened, they at once started to run pell-mell all over the house, leaving overturned chairs and broken dishes in their wake. To add to the general din and joy, Baby Lou noisily rattled her bank. At last, the Little Mother put her hands over her ears, and told them they really must be quiet because nothing was at all certain. Yet she herself bustled around and got a supper which made the Twins' mouths water and their eyes open wide. Every five minutes or so, she kissed them all 'round. When Rob came in with the ice-cream, the Little Mother was having a mad waltz with Mildred around the dining-room table. The next afternoon, at the sound of a loud, ear-splitting ring, everyone ran for the door. A man in overalls confronted them. “Dudley?” he questioned. “Yes,” answered the Little Mother, mystified. 133 “AH right, here you are,” and he deposited in the hall a big, battered, ugly, stuffed arm-chair. A prolonged C)—o—h! came in unison from the house of Dudley. At last, Mildred gasped: “It's Aunt Maria’s! It’s— it’s—the legacy,” she finished weakly. Little Mother sat down suddenly. “Well!” she said, and, “Well!” again. Then her every-rcady humor came to her aid and she laughed a little nervously. “We had some ice-cream on account of Aunt Maria’s legacy at any rate.” Dorrie had begun to whimper, but after Don had disgustedly hissed, “Girl” in her ear, she stopped. The Little Mother rose, and told Rob to carry the chair to a dark corner in the attic. Then she said: “Mildred, dear, I thought I wouldn’t have to, but I am going to begin this very day to make your blue dress over for the Twin.” She had to sit down a while to think it all over, while Rob and Mildred talked it over in the orchard. Say, Mil.” Rob stated, “do you remember how Aunt Maria used to sit in that chair every blessed minute that summer when we had to go to see her? And then there was cousin Harold who was always nosing ‘round trying to get hold of it!” “Yes, and do you remember the day we caught him poking his fingers down the sides, Rob? Aunt Maria was as sweet as honey to us after she heard how we stopped Harold.” Just then, the Little Mother’s voice was heard calling them. They jumped down from the apple tree where they had been sitting and ran around to the kitchen door. Mildred, have you seen my scissors? I wanted to rip your dress, and I can’t find them anywhere. And Rob, do go and look for Lou. I haven’t heard her, so she must be up to some mischief or she would have made some noise.’’ “We had better all look for Lou, advised Mildred, “she probably has the scissors.” Soon everyone, even the Twins, was searching high and low for Lou. It was getting late. The Little Mother got worried and then frantic. Mildred had taken a candle up into the attic. After she had groped around a bit. she came to a dark corner. Then she almost dropped the candle at what she saw there. 134 The searchers down stairs heard her call frantically, and the all rushed up the stairs, thinking from Mildred’s screams that she had found Lou murdered or something equally frightful. After a few minutes, her cries were distinguishable as: “O, Lou! the scissors! Mumsey! Rob! the—the legacy! Her last exclamation was heard as the rest showed their heads above the attic stairs. The Little Mother got there first, and all she saw was Baby Lou sleepily rubbing her eyes. “My precious, precious baby! she cried sobbingly. But Rob dropped speechless before Aunt Maria’s arm-chair. There showing through a jagged rent which Lou had evidently cut, was a mass of gold coins and valuable papers. At the top of the heap was a letter in Aunt Maria’s own hand-writing. “Aunt Maria a miser! he gasped. The Twins were holding the scissors between them. When they saw the money, they tumbled over to the Little Mother, wildly pointing to the chair. The little woman looked up now. As her eyes fell on the contents of the chair, all she said was, “Dear son, you’re going to college. Then she broke down and cried a little, but soon she got up and declared that she would make a supper such as those four walls had never before seen. This chair, announced Mildred, as she and Rob lifted it up and headed a triumphal procession down the stairs, “this chair will have the most prominent position in the parlor unto its life’s end. No, dear, in the library, where we shall see it oftener and remember that Aunt Maria really liked us even though she was a trifle eccentric,” Little Mother smiled up at her tall daughter. Winifred Brooker, T3. 135 There was once a senior named William Cahill, Whom everyone called by the nickname of “Bill.” When for a president, the senior class looked, This office it was for which Billy was booked. When for debaters to win, the school searched, Bill's name heading the list was perched; When they needed a football man, husky and strong, To tell it to Bill did not take very long; A veritable song-bird was Billy alone, To expound the virtues of Mary Salome; As master of ceremonies, the Wranglers he led, For here as before, he soon got to the head; Then head of the list he always must be, Xot the delinquent, but the honorary; Well, perhaps at the opening this Cahill you knew, In case you did not, I suppose you now do. Max Forsch, T2. 136 Reflections of a Junior On Latin Sometimes this Latin seems so dry, Instead of studying, I cry. But when I think of zeros black The shivers creep along my back; So like the ‘‘good girl” that I am, I sit once more and try to cram. On Algebra If X for unknown things docs stand. It evidently is my brand, For in this work, math no. Ill From most known things, my mind is free. So there must be one grand broad X For what I don’t know in the text. On German This Dutch, this Dutch, this Dutch, this Dutch, Each word I learn is one too much, No other language can I touch As long as I must study Dutch. On Physics The mysteries of earth and air, Why heat is here, and cold is there, What makes the earth go round and round, And why our mouths give forth a sound; All must be learned in this “dear” book, One gets discouraged at first look. On English When Milton died and Shakespeare walked, Why Gertrude cried and Hamlet talked, Why everything is what it is, We’re asked on every English quiz.” Edna Deuringer, T2. 137 Definitions SOLD IN BOOKLET FORM TO FLATS FOR SMALL SUM “Exam”—A love feast between a teacher and the class with many “P's. “P’s.” and “Cs given away as pleasant mementos of the occasion. “Recitation”—A scientific mental test of student conducted by the teacher with reports as to his mental condition ranging from A’’—abnormal to “E —empty. “Initiation”—Welcoming into the Wranglers. (Be sure to bring along Bibles and knitting.) Football”—A game of boot the pig-skin.” “kill the other fellow,” “smash 'em up........Far, blood. etc. “Beta Sigma”—A Greek letter society for express purpose of testing new fudge mixtures. Secret motto, “Don’t tell the Wranglers.” “Rhetoricals”—Last words of famous ( ?) men and women. “Promotions —Rare happenings in certain classes (Lat. IV., Geom IV., etc.) “Delinquent List —Names of those who love their teachers so well that they insist on staying in the afternoon for pleasant love feasts. “Flunk”—Slang word, not given in first class dictionary, but perhaps related to word “skunk. 138 Familiar Features of G. H. S. The Irish and French The Angcll, Soule and Boddy 'Miles and Miles of Smiles G. H. S. Colors Browne. Roland White. Donald Green. Helen Green. Lois Brown. Katharine Black, Amelia Bargain Day IT has become quite the fashion, for men at least, to ridicule any woman who goes down town on Friday. But “there is much to be said on both sides.” If a woman is a good judge of quality, and is able to keep her head and hold on to her pocket-book in a crowd, “bargain day” is really a gain for her; but. too often, it is the ignorant class of people who crowd around the counters, and whose eyes are caught by the apparently great bargains. This morning, while I was yet soundly sleeping, I was suddenly awakened by a great knocking at the door. Upon sticking my head out of the window and inquiring who was there, I found it to be Miss Mary, a dear old friend of mine from the country. She informed me that this was Friday, and that she had come prepared to spend the day shopping; but that if we wished to get any real bargains, we must soon start for town. I bade her come in, and began hastily to dress. I had hardly taken off my last curling-paper when the fragrant aroma of coffee floated up to me. I slipped into a kimona and ran down stairs. I found that she had prepared a delicious breakfast. After the meal was over, Miss Mary and I settled ourselves for a nice little chat. Soon our conversation drifted around to the gossip of the country. At length, Miss Mary glanced at the clock. “Why, my land's sake, child, look what time it is. But never mind. If you don’t fuss any more with your hair, maybe we can strike that twelve o’clock hour-sale at Bailey’s.” So we bustled around and were soon on our way. The first counter we chanced upon happened to be a ribbon counter. They were selling fine taffeta ribbons, reduced from twenty-five to nineteen cents a yard. Sale from 12 to 1 only. Already a large crowd had collected, although it lacked five minutes of twelve o’clock. One woman, poor and shabbily dressed, holding a baby in her arms, was trying to edge nearer to the counter. The poor child, frightened by the noise and confusion, cried as if its heart would break. Miss Mary reached out and took the child, holding it until the woman had completed her purchase. The poor woman said not a word, but her look of gratitude more than repaid mv friend. We awaited our turn, and finally edged up to the counter. Miss Mary bought twenty yards of yellow satin ribbon. 140 “What in the world are you going to do with all that ribbon? I exclaimed. “Oh,” she said, vaguely, “it comes in handy any time.” Finally we finished our shopping, and after eating a bowl of soup at Chandler’s, which even Mrs. Maxwell couldn’t beat (so affirmed Miss Mary), and taking in the picture show, we boarded the St. Clair car just at five o’clock. We were lucky enough to secure the last two seats in the car, although they were not together. After a while, I chanced to turn around to speak to my friend, and what was my amazement to find myself looking into the eyes of a workingman! “Well,” Mary said cheerfully, f‘he’s tired’r 'n I be.” Although instances of this kind may be rare, still some cynics go so far as to say that women even expect the men to give up their seats. However, the opinion of some people does not count for much, for any judge of human nature will tell you that it is always the woman who sacrifices her comfort for the comfort of man. Agnes Daugherty, ’12. Hiram Cully is his name, The East End his location, Running Glenville High School His principal vocation. We believe Mr. Whitney stands guard o’er us well, Just to try to improve our condition; Whomever he thinks to be quite eligible He rewards with an office position. 141 SPECTATOR NO. 1023. Friday, March 24, Tl. I have spent must time lately in reflection upon a matter which is continually being brought before my eyes. Only yesterday I received the following letter from one of my correspondents concerning this very subject: “Madam Spectator:— “You being a woman, and a woman of sense, can perhaps advise me in a matter which is causing me great sorrow and mortification and in which I, a mere man, am absolutely helpless. I have been a married man for more than twenty years and have a wife and two daughters. Until lately, I have had no cause for complaint, but. as they are women of strong wills and are resolved on one point, 1 can do nothing. That point is to follow the fashions. Heretofore. 1 have considered the fashions sensible and we have had no disagreement: now. all is changed. “I am naturally a man of a retiring disposition and. as I have said before, these fashions cause me much embarrassment. My women-folk are continually getting into mortifying situations which I must witness and relieve. “My daughters' hats are so large that sometimes they even refuse to pass through an ordinary street-car door. Again, imagine my embarrassment at having to disengage a lock of my wife’s hair from the button of a gentleman's coat before an entire audience of a theater, fearful lest it become separated from her head, bringing with it other locks. “Again, and, worst of all, the gowns. When I was young, and. indeed until the last few years, 1 was accustomed to seeing ladies in large and voluminous skirts and. furthermore, with exceedingly small hats upon their heads; but now. alas, the condition is reversed. and, if I may say it. reversed for the worse. Formerly, my wife and I sometimes enjoyed a quiet stroll in the evening; but now that is passed. My wife now restricts the use of her feet in a hobble-skirt, enabling her to move only a few inches at a step, while I tremble lest, forgetting herself, she attempt to hurry or else fall over some minute obstruction. “My life, a you can see. is one of anxiety and apprehension. Therefore my happiness now depends on what assistance, if any, you can give. So I await with hope your answer, believing you are the one to help me, and remain Respectfully yours. (Signed) John Henry Oldstilc.” Edith Pigott, T2. 142 Our Football Team See the conq'ring warriors come. With nearly all upon the run; Eager for the coming frays, To win by fair and honest plays: As they to the field draw nigh, A shout is heard for Glenville High. Clemens is our punter bold. Randall our strong Soph'more hold: Caleb, Jones, Birnbaum and Akers, Arc all very good line breakers; They are all big huskies brave. Keith Manter. T3. 143 + + + iADs:-i; = = = BEST HAIR DRESSING Establishment In Our City H. SMITH CO. Give Us A Test You Know Our Lines References—Whitney Lyon. USE BLEET’S GUM IT Never Gives Out FOR SALE— Rattles—(Freshmen) Also Milk Bottles Apply at once Great Rush GREAT REDUCTION My Chance for Promotion Sold Cheap H. K., S. E., N. R., etc. ARE YOU GRACEFUL? If so, Why? CAHILL’S SYSTEM Grand Surprise All bad cases guaranteed to be absolutely cured. See N. Ross DON’T FLUNK That • TEST Write today for my little booklet— 97’s Without Study” My Correspondence School Will Show You How To Do It. HERBERT-K’S BUNCO SCHOOL Reference—Miss McGorey. 144 Our Lunch-Room Sandwich ! ! ! How dear to my heart is the old lunch-room sandwich When fond recollection presents it to view! The raw piece of ham and the two halves of biscuit. Oh, what a tough job twas to bite it in two; But they’ve gone and degraded this old institution, They’ve taken a part of its glory away; Folks used to l e willing to pay a five for it, But it is on sale for a threepence today; The old lunch-room sandwich, the iron-bound sandwich. The mustard-bathed sandwich that sits on the shelf. How oft in the days when I studied and toiled, Have I in the lunch-hour run down for a meal: And, seeing a sandwich proceeded to put it Where moths couldn't harm and thieves couldn’t steal; And, oh! how it clung to me. just like a brother, For weeks I could feel it still lingering there; But now they’ve reduced it,—they’ve put a blight on it ; ’Tis the cheapest thing on their decayed bill o’ fare; The old lunch-room sandwich, the iron-bound sandwich, The mustard-bathed sandwich that sits on the shelf. 145 Three Wise Men Viri tres sapientcs ab Gothe Iverunt ad mare in navi: Si naves fuisset melior. Fabula fuisset longior. Ralph Simon, T3. Old Mother Hubbard Parva senex Mater Hubbarda Ad locum panis adibat; Ferendi ossa cani causa Sed ubi ibi prodibat Locus panis nihil tenuit Ita canis nullum habuit. Gertrude Irish, '13. Mary Had a Little Lamb Maria parvurn agnum habuit. Pellis ut nix erat; Quocumque loco ilia adit, Agnus semper ibat. Earn ad scholam sequebatur; Fuit contra mandata; Id a liberis ridcbatur, Agnum esse in schola. Vera Grossman, T3. 146 r Watch Us Grow Watch Us Grow The Stars of G. H. S “The Genius ............. The Motor Girl” ....... “The Man of the Hour . “The Echo ............. The Goddess of Reason (Inconstant George” .. “Beau Brummel ......... “The Slim Princess .... A Winning Miss ........ The Littlest Girl ..... The Cherub ............. “Clothes .............. A Tale of Two Cities . The Fortune Hunter .. “Strongheart .......... The Merry Widow” .... Your Humble Servant “The First Violin”...... “M’lle Mischief ....... A Madcap Princess ... Madame Butterfly ------ “The Jesters ........... The Rivals ............ ..................Donald White ......................Lulu Hess ..................William Cahill ......................Irene Scheel ..................Evelyn Childs ..................George Clemens .................Clarence Diemer ......................Ruth Jones ...................Winnie Abell ...................Flora Krider ...................Paul Beymer .....................Edna Harm ...................Emma Downing ..................Raymond P.agley .....................Ed Kittinger ..................Marie Rutledge .................Thomas Schulkins .................Orton Taubert ...................Cleo McCaslin ...................Helen Mosher ...................Olive Johnson ..............Beals and Beckman .......Bros. Brown and McCaslin 150 Q'ee the merry hiqh achodboy At tiie football qamt. Hear him hollow lustily, My, but this is tam u 3 ut ib not his fault, dear reader, Yourmyquass, but not coma near it, You see lies only showing us What he aaJIsms hyhscnoobpirit. Heart vs. Mind Culture y' 1LASS in mental arithmetic!” Miss Flint called. a Slowly, a long line of boys and girls, whose ages ranged from nine to eleven years, filed into their customary places on the floor. At the very foot of the class stood a tall, awkward-looking girl, whose sallow countenance marked her as somewhat older than her companions. She stood listlessly thumbing the leaves of her book, and. at the close of each recitation, lifting her dull eyes to the teacher’s face, in evident anxiety as to whether her turn was coming next. But the class was large, and the questions long, and the teacher, with dread, deferring the hardest case until the last, called first upon one and then another, so that the girl at the foot became indifferent, then drowsy, even to sleepiness. Finally, her head nodded. “Ellen Slade may take the next question, if she has sufficiently recovered from her nap to do so!” the teacher exclaimed. The sharp, incisive tone, coupled with the sound of her own name, aroused the drowsy Rllen from her stupor. With shame and confusion, she sought to find the place. “The twenty-ninth question! said Miss Flint, still in that tone of biting sarcasm. After having hunted about for the place, Ellen mechanically read the problem, anti then as mechanically proceeded to solve it. Had she been called upon earlier in the recitation, she might possibly have made a more credible appearance. Now, she floundered about hopelessly for a few moments and then gave it up altogether. It would seem.” said Miss Hint, with withering contempt, “that your nap might have rested you enough to enable you to grasp some idea of the lesson, even if the entire class had not recited before you.” The girl colored to the roots of her hair, but maintained a respectful silence. “I wonder if there's a question in the book you can answer,” continued the teacher. “Turn to the first page and see. Read the first question.” The teacher was not, as you may have thought, trying to make a fool of Ellen, in front of the whole class, but was trying to teach her a lesson. 152 Ellen at last found the place and read: “‘How many thumbs have you on your right hand?’ One.” “Bravo!” exclaimed Miss Flint; You quite encourage me. Go Oil “‘How many thumbs have you on your left hand?'’ If you have one on your right hand, on your left hand, you will have two times one thumb.” A shout of laughter from the whole class interrupted her, and even Miss Flint, annoyed as she was, could not restrain a smile. “Go on!” again came the command from the teacher. “We are in a fair way to learn some new facts in science by your peculiar mode of analysis. Fray go on!” By this time, the discomfited girl began to realize that she was the sport of both teacher and school and she quickly covered her face with her book to hide the tears that would come. With an expression of disgust on her handsome features, Miss Flint dismissed the class. Weary and dispirited, she sat by her desk with her head in her hands, and while sitting there alone with her conscience, the stern monitor was reproving herself for her impatience and loss of temper, still more for what she now felt to be unkind abuse of a poor, unfortunate girl, when a timid, hesitating voice at her elbow suddenly broke the silence: “Please, teacher-----” Turning quickly in amazement, Miss Flint beheld the object of her thoughts standing by, with a dipper of cold water in her hand. “Please, teacher,” continued the girl, “I thought as how you must have a headache, with your head leaning on your hand, and I brought in some cold water for you to put on your head. I—1 do so for mother when her head aches, and she always says as how it makes her feel better.” A choking sensation came into Miss Flint’s throat; she was not as hard as her name. “Thank you. Ellen, you are very thoughtful,” she said kindly. “I do not care to bathe my head, for it is not aching, only tired; but I am very thirsty, and the water is refreshing. Thank you very much,” she said again, as she passed back the empty dipper. But the girl still lingered. 153 Please, teacher----- Yes, returned the latter, with an encouraging smile. I’m sorry I’m so dull, and I’m sorry I went to sleep, but baby brother has been sick lots o’ nights, and mother was all tired out. So last night 1 just made her let me take care of him so’s she could sleep. He didn’t sleep none, but mother did, and I suppose that’s what made me sleepy today. Hut I’m sorry to trouble you. teacher. Ah. whose eyes were glistening now? A great throb of remorse shot through the teacher’s heart. Dear child, she said, drawing the girl towards her, never speak of it again. I was very, very wrong to talk to you as 1 did. Had I only known—but there, it is too late now. Only, I must ask you to forgive me, Ellen, for you put me to blush with your noble loyalty to duty. Never again will 1 lose patience with you, however hard it may seem for you to understand, and brushing the unkempt hair away from Ellen’s forehead, she sealed her promise with a kiss. Coloring with surprise and pleasure, Ellen softly said, Thank you, teacher, and hastened away. Ellen did not come to school that afternoon, nor the next day, nor yet the next—indeed, two weeks went by and still Ellen failed to make her appearance. One day at dinner, a young physician who boarded in a family with Miss Flint, remarked on a very trying case where he had called that morning. It was that of a young girl whose hands had been dreadfully burned in attempting to save a younger sister whose clothes had taken fire. The sister had escaped with little injury, but the older girl had succeeded in saving the little one at great risk and suffering to herself. I was called to the case about two weeks ago, when it first happened, said the young doctor, and then I thought the burns would heal without difficulty. But this extremely hot weather, in connection with the girl’s low state of blood, has induced very unfavorable symptoms, so that, in order to save her life, I was obliged to amputate the thumb on her left hand this morning. Brave little girl!” exclaimed Miss Flint. What is her name? Slade, I believe, returned the doctor, Ellen Slade.” “Why, that is my little girl, exclaimed the teacher, and I have been wondering this long time whatever had become of her. 154 Doctor, you must take me to her just as soon as ever you can. I must see her!” And so it came to pass, that when poor, suffering Ellen, lying white amid her pillows, the hands that had done such brave service being bandaged and placed on a soft cushion before her. lifted her eyes to greet her physician as he came in. she uttered a cry of joy at the sight of the familiar face that accompanied him. “I knew you would come, teacher,” she exclaimed, if you knew about it. It happened that afternoon, after I left school.” Yes, Ellen, I know all about it, interrupted the teacher, noticing with some alarm the rising color in the excited girl’s face. You are my dear brave girl, and I have come to tell you how proud I am that I have ever known you,” and stroking her hair tenderly, she bent over her and kissed her on either cheek and then on both of her poor maimed hands. Dear hands. she exclaimed, that saved a little one from such a cruel death! Anyway, teacher. said the poor girl, with a pathetic attempt at cheerfulness, more touching than tears could have been, I guess I shall always know how many thumbs I have on my left hand. Sarah Tolstoy, ’ll. 155 G. H. S. Proverbs The empty mind makes the most disturbance. A favor becomes doubly valuable when granted with courtesy. The teacher who asks fewest questions is the best liked by drea piers. Friendship multiplies joys and divides grief. A senior can learn, even from a teacher. The loud laugh speaks the vacant mind. More credit can be lost by one zero, than can be built up in a month. A calm precedes a failure. A mind quite vacant is a mind distressed. Sluggards are never great scholars. He that feeds his mind upon charity has a cold lunch instead of a warm dinner. Positive scholars are very often in error. He who knows nothing is confident of everything. Knowledge is not always a dangerous thing to have. A bad scholar quarrels with his books. He that goes a borrowing for a translation, goes a sorrowing for construction. Innocence is bliss, but ignorance is not. Max Foksch, T2 156 Nature’s Good Night The sun is slowly sinking Down into the west; The sky is of a rosy hue, The day now goes to rest. The cattle from the grazing Toward home do wend their way; The shepherd lags behind them. Sweet rest to end his day. The sun is down, the stars come out. One by one. they're peeping; The moon sheds down a shimmery light, The earth is in God’s keeping. The nightingale has sung his song, The robin trills his lay; The cricket chirps beneath the hearth, He sings the night away. Earth grows still beneath the stars, No creature stirs or sleeps; Evening draws the night shades down— All in nature sleeps. 157 Lillian Regar, T1 A Visitor at Glenville The lower hall was a veritable billboard. It seemed as if some one, wishing to start some new fad, had begun by papering the hall of Glenville High School with various cartoons and printing. I could even see two dark red pillow covers with the letters G. H. S. on them. The very electric lights and to my surprise, the principal’s office were decorated with these peculiar signs. I wondered if I were really in Glenville High School, after all. Suddenly, a loud, continuous hammering, coming from somewhere upstairs, added to my unfeigned bewilderment. I wondered if a sane man would permit such things to continue in a high school with as fine a reputation as Glenville. I could ask no one for no one was in sight and the office door was closed. There I stood utterly amazed. Presently, I heard a shuffiing of feet and about a dozen girls and boys came running down the stairs. When they saw me standing there, gazing around, one of the boys called, “Hurrah for the bazaar!” Finally, I realized what all this meant. They were preparing for that great, annual event, the athletic bazaar! Adele Fish el, T3 Tom. Tom. a Glenville son, Managed the team to make some “mon But now with all expenses paid, He hates to think how much he’s made. 158 Qreek ALGEBRA English FRENCH ClY ICS PHYsJcS PHYSIOLOGY Latin gL0METRY Grace Reid, ’1 be Nff5 H. uNCM . La Promises If you make a promise, keep it,— Promises are sacred stuff; There'll be trouble and you’ll reap it If you prove they’re all a bluff. Never trifle with your credit, Never wear the tag of cheap; And a promise—though you dread it— Is a thing that’s made to keep. Do not promise in a hurry— Think it o’er, count the cost; Let no promise give you worry, Let your credit know no frost. Truth is still the dearest treasure— How its beauties glow and leap! Scorn the truckling, half-way measure— Promises were made to keep. 1913 161 Miss Orbison (to class)—“The next person who appears before us in history is Harold Hannah.” (They were studying early Roman kings.) Mr. Stewart (in German)—“Conjugate the verb ‘send.' ” Frank Morton (mispronounces word)—“Chicken--” Mr. Stewart—“There doesn't seen to be any present (tense).” Miss McGorcy (in Room 6)—-“Pupils, if you lose anything, kindly take it at once to the office.” Miss Orbison—“How were the victors in the Olympian games rewarded ?” Voice—“Crowned with a wreath of olives.” Edna Deuringer (in Latin)—“Conspiracy is planted in the victuals (vitals) of the Republic.” Is this a dig at our pure food laws ? Mr. Hazel—“Where is the wire that I ran down the tube with?” Mr. Hazel must be losing flesh in basket-ball. Fuldheiin, star in Chemistry— When you put more solute into a solution, it lowers the freezing point and highers the boiling point.” And yet Miss Davies gives him 95 in English. Edwin Oster (reading “Burns in English class)—“In youthful bloom, love sparkling in her ear.” (The book said “in her e’e.”) 162 Mr. Whitney (after giving Lincoln’s plan)—“This is the plan Johnson carried out after he died.’’ •Helen Lewis (reading Macbeth)— What is amiss?’’ (A miss.) Kempert—“You are and you don't know it.’’ “What made Vulcan lame?” Pupil— He was walking on Mt. Vulcan and slipped on a thunder peal.” Mr. Crabbe (to Chemistry class)— You may take Arsenic for tomorrow. A watch may have no gender. I ut you really can’t efface 'l'he fact that nearly always There’s a woman in the case. Teacher— What tense is ‘I am beautiful?’ Pupil—“Very remote pluperfect.” T. Smith (in Chemistry)—“Now the freezing point of the electric light (electrolyte) would be lowered.” You wouldn’t think, so says Miss Ray, that Arthur Fuld-heim used to be a star, would you?” No, not from the light he throws on solid geometry propositions. Mr. Crabbe—“What is a poor conductor?” Pupil—“One who keeps the fares.” John McCaslin (noted for his high-flown language, in History III)—“The Greeks, living near the sea, naturally took to mara-time exercises.” Miss Orbison— A—what? Swimming lessons? A charming young fellow named Graham, In this school has acquired great faham; He’s some loyal, I guess, For these three, G. II. S.”, Arc the letters that stand for his naham. 163 Wliy do Paul Beymer and Hazel Kohr show great school spirit? Red and P lack (the law of contrast.) Mr. Crabbe—“How can oxygen be liberated from a nitrogen compound ?” Cahill—“By heating nitroglycerine.” Mr. Crabbe—“Gases are the only substances that we study that have odors.” Voice—“IIow about skunks?” Mr. Crabbe—“This is Chemistry, not Zoology.” Cahill speaks to the Senior class on the tender subject of “dues.” “The dues now due and the long-due dues together with this special due just due arc all due.” Mr. Crabbe: “I’ll furnish the feather for this test but I’m afraid you’ll have to furnish the hairs.” Paul Beymer: (Rendering Vergil) “The faces ot maidens arc like birds.” A high compliment for some one, but who wants to claim it? Miss Lcderer: (To astonish Freshic) “You only speak words.” Miriam Friedman: (In Ancient History) “On account of a holiday in Athens, Socrates was given thirty days.” 164 Boone raps on his desk to illustrate his part in the German play. German substitute: “It seems we have professional knockers here.” Yes. also those adept at apologizing for “where did you get that------?” Helen Mosher assures us: There’s many a slip ’twixt the cram and the exam.” H. I-. makes the wise remark in French, that a man should never go out without his arms. French translations: Of—Adieu done; a bientot, j ’espere. Goody; soon, I hope. Of—Pius apres vint offeir ses levres de rose du colonel. After she had kissed the rosy lips of the colonel. Of—Diable. My goodness! Miss McGorey (in Latin IV)—“Now, the prefix ‘dis’ adds the sense of scattered in all directions to the original meaning of the verb.” Ross (with a bright idea)—“Does discuss mean to cuss in all directions?” “People who don’t fancy work do fancy-workWho says that Miss McHannon can’t pun as well as Holmes? 165 Miss Konigslow—“What is a woman’s weapon?” Leo Bonsteel—“Her tongue, of course.” (Of course, they, all giggled.) William Whitney (to Mass McGorey, about translation of some Virgil into English blank verse)—“I don’t know what an English foot is.” Miss Lederer (speaking about a sentence that had the phrase, “my new green dress,” in it)—“All green dresses arc not new, but all new things, especially people, are green.” I'reshies, take the hint. Mildred Fishel (speaking of a battery)—“Two plates are affirmative and one negative.” Mr. Crabbe—“This is the debating time of the year.” When Patterson wore a new suit to school, Miss Lederer made him decline, “my new dress. 166 Springy Thoughts Tis in the glorious springtime When the sounds of joy we hear, That we think of eating strawberries, Although they come so dear. ’Tis in the joyous springtime When the trees are filled with buds, That we think so much of buying Our future summer duds. We also think of cleaning Our house or little flat; Wc are drawing mental pictures Of our summer outing hat. 1. Who is Champ Clark? A ball player. 2. Who was David Livingston? An actor. 3. What is the Culebra Cut? A proposed railway route thru Africa. 4. Who is the King of England? Shall we give his number? 5. Which is larger, Iceland or Ireland? Iceland. It’s got a “c” (sea) in it. 6. Who was St. Gaudens? A French missionary. 7. Who wrote Franklin’s Autobiography? Irving. 8. What is gasoline made from? Coal-oil. 9. Who is Philander Knox? A general in the Mexican War. Frank Morton, T2 Information Civics Wanted Winnie Abell . Alfred Akers . Dorothy Angell Louise Barker Karl Bell ... Guy Booth .. Helen Bleet . Irene Caul .. Ralph Cook . Urban Fox .. Marjorie Foot Clara Miller . Orvvin Mooclie Marie Parks Florence Price Emma Race . Murray Rider Harold Smith Freda Spain . Leon Wiener . Lucille Young Amelia Black Donald Whitef ) Roland Brownl Helen Greene by .....A strong man ............A farm .......Two wings ............A dog ..........A sexton .......An election ...........A sheep .............A bell ...........A stove A bunch of grapes ............A shoe ... A sack of flour ...........A smile .....A policeman ..........A dollar .....A track-meet ..........A horse ..........A forge ......A president .......A butcher ......A birthday The rainbow 168 In a freshman English class, they were talking about Julius Caesar bearing the yoke. Mr. Whitney—“What is a yoke?” John Fenel—“'Hie white of an egg.” Mr. Stewart (asking to sec one of the feminine members after class)—“Miss-, may I hold you a few minutes after class?” Teacher—“What do you mean by swearing before me?” Pupil—“I beg your pardon. I didn’t know you wanted to swear first.” The Civics class were speaking about what bills originated in the different houses of Congress. Eugene House gave an answer which Mr. Whitney did not hear. When called upon, Reals used House s answer. Whereupon, Koeckert, across the aisle, said in a stage whisper: “That had to originate in the House.” Miss McHannon (in fourth hour Latin class)—“Now, you cannot use the gerundive or any adjective alone. For instance, if someone should come into the room and say: ‘Beautiful, fair, wise, good, handsome, generous, kind,’ and then walk out what do you think he would have meant?” Frank Morton—“The teacher.” Why is the girls’ Basket Ball team like an incubator? Because it makes so many fouls. Translation in German class: “It almost appeared as if a tear squeezed itself in his eye.” George Brack (in Geometry)—“Equals equal to the same thing or equal things are equal.” The sentence, ‘Tela omnium generum a pedibus iacta erant, was translated, “Weapons of all kinds were hurled by the feet.” 169 Mr. Crabbe (in Chem.)—“Now, in testing for a chloride, using any kind, sodium chloride, ammonium chloride, potassium chloride---” Fuldheim—“Street-car-r-ide.” -MISS C t nPION WALKER- Olive Johnson (reciting in Ancient History)—“Finally Demosthenes took poison to save his life.” Mr. Crabbe (in Chemistry, to Anna Stuart)—“What is phosphorus used for?” Anna—“To make matches.” Mr. Crabbe—“Well, Anna, can you tell us how you make a match ?” Heard in Ancient History— Are you counting on that one map, too, (two) that vve handed in once, twice?” 170 Jan. 20th, 1911—Bob Wallace goes out of the city to see a- girl. That’s all right, Boh, if school interferes with pleasure, drop school. Mr. Colegrove—“What about that verb ‘laetor,’ Irene?” Irene K.—“Why. it was deponent when I looked it up.” Boy, in Ancient History—“Some of the islands in the Aegaean Sea aren’t colored.” Miss Orbison—“They belong to the white men.” Mr. Crabbe (explaining the furnace)—“What is in the space between the outside sheet iron and the fire-box?” Jerome Patterson—“Ilot air.” Mr. Colegrove—“What happened to Cicero in the following year, which was the most unfortunate thing that could possibly have happened?” Louise Barker—“Why—a—didn't he get married?” Katherine Feran (translating in Latin IV)—“She filled the bowl with wine, which her father and all his descendants had been accustomed to use.” Mr. Crabbe—“What would happen if a lighted candle were lowered into a jar of oxygen?” Roland Brown (after much hesitation)—“It would burst into a flame.” Reciting in German I—“My father died for six years-” Miss Lederer (interrupting)—“Poor man! He must have an extremely long death then.” Wilbur Ilelmer (in Caesar)—”---For he seized that part of those who waded across--” But he was interrupted by the mirth of the teacher and class. Heard in College English: “I got a letter from Sir Roger announcing his death.” 172 Will Loveman (criticizing a theme)—“T think she knocks the men too much.” In College English: “Steele married two very wealthy women.” Miss Davies—“Where did you start your story?” Leo Grossman—“At the beginning.” Wilbur Helmer (translating Caesar)—“Whenever the enemy perceived our single men approaching, they made an attack.” A Latin scholar renders an old saying thus: “You can drive a horse to water, but you can’t make a “pony” think.” Discovered: A new Amateur Surgeon! Miss McGorcy—“Now, I can’t tell you that just on the spur of the moment, but I will look in Mr. Bennett’s Appendix and see what I find there.'' Probably a tooth-brush bristle. Crabbe—“How is zinc formed?” Sister Smith—“Pass zinc oxide over heated coals in bed.” Boone (translating in German IT)—“They embraced themselves weeping.” New monster discovered in G. II. S. Miss McGorey (to Lilas Mandelbaum, in Latin IV)—“You have got seven feet there. Crabbe—“Name some expensive stones composed of SOc.” Koeckert—“White sand.” Translation in Latin IV: “They feasted on the leather-covered couches.” Eva S. (in Latin IV)—“He turned his immovable eye to the warning of Jove.” Bessie Russell (translating Caesar)—“They saw the dust of their ancestors in the distance.” 173 Ay! tear those tattered shanties down! Long have they stood near by, When many an eye lias ached to see Those chimneys towering high. For in them were the lessons taught, And burst the flats’ uproar; May the coops of G. H. S. See the light of day no more. Stanley Pots (speaking of Lotus Eaters)—“I think idleness deadens people.” Miss P.—“I am glad you know that, Stanley.” Fuit praeceptor, McGorea nominatim. Quae linguam Latinam umquam docuit; Et omnes pupili niultum didicerunt, Nam bona praecepta ea fuit. 174 The Trials of a Freshman A freshman went to Glcnville High, Who thought it was like eating pie To find the room assigned to him, But found the chances very slim. ‘'All freshman to room twenty-four” Was on a sign upon the door; So out the child did start to seek, In vain he looked about a week. And at the close of one long day A Senior overheard him say “If mamma now was only here, (And slowly rolled a large, round tear) “To kiss and love me as they had Before I left my home and dad. “I’ll ask him now what has gone wrong,” “I'm lost,” the answer came quite strong, “Just tell me how I may get out,” Was mingled with a little pout. “I’ve looked around this place all day, And still I haven't found my way.” So like a father to his child The Senior, strong, and wise, and mild Led the freshman to the door, And down the steps the infant tore, And home to his own mother dear— He ne'er again would enter here. 175 Our Daily Discontinued Story Time—After lunch. Place—Room 6. Dramatis Personae—Miss MeGorey, Hon. H. Koeckert. Scene I. Miss MeGorey—“Translate, ‘Varium et mutabile semper fem-ina.’” Koeckert—“Woman is a thing, both flirty and always various.’' Scene II. Stern silence. Scene III. CLIMAX “Then it happened.” Chem. Lab. Duncan and Koeckert put 10cm3 of nitroglycerine in test tube. They set tube on window sill. It rolls off and hits the floor. “Then it happened.” 176 Professor Crabbe Sits in his lab Way down in the regions below. He thinks it fine Because in time He’ll be used to the place he may go. Hi-diddle-diddlc, the cat’s in the fiddle, The cow must be in the horn. The students all run to see the fun; 'File orchestra’s getting in form. I know of a maid named Irene, Whose appearance is never serene. In Virgil she shines, She wiggles and whines. Oh! you babified, nervous Irene. There’s a student at Glenville named Bill, With his lessons he can’t get his fill. So he debates and he sings And does other things To fill up the bill—Cahill. There is a young fellow named Schoen (schon), And if you translated his name, Pretty Charles” it would be, So you readily see How suitable to him, is his name. 177 Does Any One Know— How many yards of ribbon Marie McCune wears at one time? Where Gillson Beals ever got that famous clown suit ? Whether anyone would ever have the time, and could possibly take the trouble to count Marion Lyon’s puffs? Who handed Fox the lemon one day at recess? Where the chord is that the orchestra lost at the Bazaar? How some girls manage to ‘‘sponge’ their lunches everyday? In how many years our annex will be completed? What the freshmen think of our lovely auditorium? How big the biggest sub-Freshman is? Why the Flats think that they are entitled to the entire stairway in the morning? Which of the Junior boys has the championship on the delinquent list? 179 Ventus et Sol Olim controversia inter Solem atque Aquilonem; quod quisque se potentiorem existimaret, orta est. Vidcntes viatorcm, conati sunt rcperire liter primum vesteni euis extiere posset. Aquilo mcepit, et misit furentem flatum qui paenc vestem ah colligfatione scinderet; sed viator, arripiens vestem. earn circum corpus ita strictc ut ventus nequiquam probaret tenuit. Inde Sol. dimovens umbram polo, fulsit clare atque splendide. Defetiscens colore, viator vestem rejecit, et tutelae in umbram cucurrit. Moral—“Denignitas plus quam severitas effecit.” Humpty Dumpty Humpda Dumpda in muro sedit Humpda Dumpda casum habuit Erant cqui omnium Atque militis regum Emendare iterum Humpda Dumpda nullus potuit. Mildred Steur, '13 180 Remarked a wee lassie to Will, Whom all the laddies call Bill, “Enough books you carry With which to bury Enceladus under its hill. Diemer— O shy and ne’er intruding work of art, Behold—a young Apollo light of heart. Cahill— We love thee tho' thou art of high commanding mien, And we salute thy greatness o’er and o’er; But may thy footsteps never fail to always seem As stepping stones to higher thrones of power. Esther Kittinger—“After we had eaten it all, we sent the rest to the boatman.” In College English—“We went to the play, and after the whole congregation was seated----” A rude laugh interrupted at this point. William Cahill (translating Latin)—“So great was the shortness of time-----” Back Seat—“That the clock stopped.” Teacher—“What do we owe to Prehistoric Man?” 1st Pupil—“Our descent.” 2nd Pupil—“Prehistoric man found many social customers. 181 Song of G. H. S. 1 While the halcyon clays are passing, And the years go rolling by; Free from all life’s cares and troubles, We are true to Glenville High. II Though our school-days now are ending, Though schoolmates shall be scattered wide; Yet our love for dear old Glenville Ever with us will abide. Ill We’ll remember Hiram Cully, And our teachers ever dear, Juniors, Sophomores, and Freshmen, Who've been with us thru the year. IV Then farewell dear Alma Mater, Our last day is drawing nigh; Farewell books and recitations, Here’s farewell to Glenville High. Miriam Warner, T2 182 Translation of Virgil Book II, Lines 203-220 Behold from Tenedos two serpents do appear. With eyes immense they move along the raging sea. Their breasts and bloody crests above the waves do tower. The other parts skim far along the sea behind. And now with fire and blood their glaring eyes suffused, And then their quivering tongues play ’round their hissing mouths; They seek Laocoon because of his great crime, They wind themselves about the bodies of his sons, They seize him hastening to their aid and bearing arms, They tower above him by a head and shoulders high. Gertrude Baisch. ’ll 183 Hawthorne—An Appreciation THERE are some authors whom it must have been delightful to have known, not as authors but as friends, and among these our own American novelist, Hawthorne, must be numbered. He who cannot find in Hawthorne's novels a character who exactly pleases him must be hard to suit. It seems difficult to imagine that Hilda of “The Marble Faun and Judge Pyncheon of “House of Seven Gables” are creations of the same brain. Yet Hawthorne’s characters, in spite of their variety, are all real people and he catches the spirit of tenderness in the woman as quickly and as surely as he does the sterner qualities of the man. There is no more “girlish girl in all literature than Phoebe Pyncheon, but surely the Judge, her cousin, is not effeminate. Our author never makes the mistake of many other novelists of having his characters ‘'personified characteristics.” His “villians are not wholly black nor his heroes and heroines lacking all faults. Rather they are all just people and they rise and fall by their own strength or weakness as human nature, not as the author decrees. His characters are never over-emotional; while other heroines burst into tears every page or two, Hester Prynne goes her solitary way making the only amends she knows for the wrong so sincerely repented. The settings of the author’s books are, with few exceptions, taken from places with which he was familiar and they gain in charm from his graceful description. In many places, the description seems more for the pleasure he took in it than for any clearness it adds. His works are of such uniform merit that it is impossible to pick out any best one; one's preference is almost entirely a matter of personal opinion. Perhaps his most popular work, however, is “The House of Seven Gables.” This book is a romance of Salem in which a story of witchcraft and an ancient curse make up a tale involving the history of two families and their quarrel and a subsequent reconciliation brought about by one of the sweetest heroines in literature, Phoebe Pyncheon. The book has few characters but all stand out sharply and all have a definite purpose in the story, since all represent a certain phase of the theme. 184 In this, as in nearly all his stories, his theme is the human heart and his characters live the drama of life. The old Colonel and Judge Pyncheon help wind the cord of sin around Clifford and Hepzibah so that it takes the efforts of Phoebe and the young artist, Holgrave, to undo that knot. While the theme of all the books is the effect of sin on the human soul and while the author probes deep, his books can not be said to be morbid, but since the author possessed a true poet soul his sunshine was brighter and his shadow darker than that of most novelists, lie never forgot the sunshine, however, and even in “The Scarlet Letter,” the darkest of his books, little Pearl frolics through the pages, as bright and beautiful and just as elusive as any sunbeam. One of the romances, “The Marble Faun,” is almost entirely different from any of the other books and is therefore worthy of special attention. The theme is nearly the same as the others, but here the resemblance stops. The scene of the story is laid in Rome and the atmosphere of the whole book is decidedly foreign. There are just four people concerned in the plot. Hilda and Kenyon, an artist and sculptor from America; Miriam, a friend of Hilda's, whose past life is a mystery; and Donatello, a young Italian whose character the story develops. The book takes its peculiar name from the fact that in the opening chapter all the characters comment on the remarkable likeness of the Italian, Donatello, to the Faun of Praxiteles which, to describe it in Hawthorne’s own words, unlike anything else that ever was wrought in that severe material of marble, conveys the idea of an amiable and sensual creature, easy, mirthful, apt for jollity, yet not incapable of being touched by pathos. It is impossible to gaze long at this stone image without conceiving a kindly sentiment toward it. It comes very close to some of our pleasant sympathies. 0 Donatello is like a child in many respects when the story opens; he is careless, impulsive, and no more responsible than some young animal. He falls in love with Miriam and his love for her leads him to murder a mysterious stranger who is tormenting her. After the crime is committed, he begins to be overwhelmed with guilt. He withdraws to his home in the mountains but no peace comes to him. In the meantime, Hilda, who represents everything which is 185 innocent and sweet in the story, has been the unwilling witness of the crime and is almost equally tormented by her conscience. Shall she tell or shall she not? She finally confesses the murder to a priest in St. Peters and her overburdened soul finds relief. The story ends in a veil of mystery and the author says it was never meant to be explained. The love story of Hilda and Kenyon is woven through the book and it ends happily but what became of Miriam and Donatello is never told. Thus, through sin. the irresponsible, carefree young faun, becomes a strong man and Kenyon asks Hilda if sin has a place in the world but the author leaves his readers to decide for themselves. This book is worthy of more study than many of the other novels since it is most typical of Hawthorne’s style, but it is not considered the best of his novels. All Rome, however, is proud that it formed the setting for such a story. Ruth Jones, 'll. Annual Board Hubbub That Greek .Algebra thing—O yes—Look here—O John— silence—O, I declare—O, that’s 151—Then come jokes—O no— cut 96—. These arc illustrations. I think Mr. Walker has plenty downstairs—I may be mistaken—I think it’s time— just as well—all right—Some jokes that haven’t been placed —Page 142—I s’pose they’re not here—That’s cut No. 97 —Say, listen—This one—How big a space—Now 156—you have four—O yes, I remember—and that will only—O that’s so—didn’t that sound nice—lley, Johnnie—ma'am—she went out on the porch —smiles—they're both necessary—How about that feminine—Will the printer understand—Page 162—All on one page—I made a mistake—two of us ought to—that paste—Put this on Page 165—Now, look here—Give me some ink—I took it—here it is—I’ve got every pencil in the place—three more pages of jokes can go right in there —Now, she told me so—Oh ! dear—Well, look around—Isn't he here—etc. 186 The Class of 1911 i. We entered here together, this class of 1911, To face strange scenes and methods, the classics and great men; But when we tried that recipe, three X from Y leaves Z. The goal seemed very far away, the rule beyond our ken. II. But we came out victorious, and sophomores you see, This class of ours was given then, new life, a name:—to be Repaid in love and loyalty, our best, our most sincere; Henceforth are all for Glenville High, our Alma Mater dear. III. The golden hours sped on too fast and we again returned, Now haughty Juniors, we profess some truths from teaching learned; Our thoughts now soar to realms above, and midst our daily strife. Take our first steps up in the Gym, where is our social life. IV. We’re Seniors now, the day is done, perchance we’ll meet each other In life's broad paths where high school days will bind us all together, And there at last, attain that goal, our aim in 1907, A high ideal, from motives pure, this class of 1911. Winnie Abell, '11. 187 The Annual Board desires to extend its thanks to all who have in any way assisted in the compilation of this book. They especially desire to acknowledge the work of Mr. Max Forsch,’12 and Mr. Robt. Roessler, 13. 188 THE ANNUAL BOARD The Annual Board Helen B. Lewis.......................Editor-In-Chief Thomas Scluilkins Business Manager Elsa Fcssler Guy Booth .Assistant Business Manager Helen Townsend Lillian R. Koblitz Helen Mosher John McCaslin Y. Donald White Joke Editor Elsie C. Davies ) Mary McHannan Faculty Representatives 190 PATRONIZE OUR ADVERT! 'l ' ................................ ) SUCCEED IN BUSINESS, deliver ju£t a little more value for the money received than your competitors; advertise the fact extensively, and see to it that you “make good” on your advertising when it comes to delivering the goods —not advertising, to save money, is like stopping the hands of a clock to save time. The Ea£t End News Cower ($ast 105tb Street and Morison Jlvenue is a Weekly Newspaper devoted to the beft interests of that North East Section of Cleveland, Ohio, bounded by Rockefeller Parkway, Wade Park, East Cleveland, what was formerly Collinwood and Lake Erie. All of its news relates to the territory in which it circulates — no ready print sheet — no boiler plate . In addition to local news and editorial matter this publication also furnishes a thorough reflection of the social life each week, and It reaches More Homes in its Territory than the Combined Circulations of all the Dailies in the City The above explains the underlying principles of the suc-sessful career of The Eadt End News—its many readers are always interested in worthy business announcements. J. W. WARREN, Editor and Mgr. When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual I :: GO TO SIMON’S Home-made Ice Cream and Ices—pints, quarts and gallons. Also brick and fruit cream flavors. The finest line of candies in the East End. Cigars and Smokers' Articles Ice Cream and Ices furnished for Parties, Dances and Socials. A trial will convince you. ------ -------------------------------A T ------------- ------------ -------------------- — Princeton 2126 W S I M O N’S 800 East 105th SCHULKINS CO. Eddy 884- PHONES----------Princeton 405 Fine Parquet and Inlaid Floors Hogan Company jfuneral Directors anfc JEmbalmers . . 1607 Prospect Ave. Both Phones PIPE HOSPITAL Both Phones Broc kett’s :: Corner Cigar Store :: Cigars, Confectionery, Stationery and Magazines Sporting Goods St. Clair, Cor. 105th CLEVELAND, O. Ambulance Service—Invalid Carriage. Carriage for all purposes. Glcnville Branch, cor. St. Clair Avenue and 103rd St. Office open Day and Night. S. W. WRIGHT. Manager HEAOOUARTERS FOR WHOLESALE SURGICAL DRESSINGS and PHYSICIANS’ SUPPLIES RETAIL DENATURED ALCOHOL HUGO BRAUNLICH PHARMACIST Drugs and Drug Sundries Cor. 55th and Cor. I05th and Cor. 105th and St. Clair Greenlawn So. Boulevard Telephone Your Orders IVe Deliver F. W. ROSE DIAMONDS And Jewelry of Quality Special discount if you mention this ad. 10409 St. Clair . Eddy 909 L When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual. II I The Geo. Worthington Co. HARDWARE ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES SPORTING GOODS 802 to 832 St. Clair Ave. N. W. - ESTABLISHED 1829 --- Maurer’s _ Corner Drug Store Kodaks and Supplies Developing and Printing St. Clair S. £., cor. E. 105 J. W. Birnbaum FINE GROCERIES and Vegetables in Season Doan I6I.J Crest 804.K 11203 SUPERIOR AVENUE Bell Phone 4WL ifldkerrall bailor 689 East 105th St. corbiallp inbitt poor inspection of our Spring; Suiting; ani Coating; . JT-irm ani enappp pattern tbr latrot anb beet in importation . The Woodland Avenue Savings and Trust Co. MAIN OFFICE COR. WOODLAND AVE. AND E. 55TH STREET Branch Office CORNER BUCKEYE ROAD AND E. 89th ST. Capital and Surplua over S700,000.00 -A - A—TCS A. A-A. THE AMBLER REALTY CO 44 THE ARCADE Sold in Glenville: 100 Homes in 1908; 123 in 1909; 156 in 1910; and will sell as Many More in 1911. Call and let us show you why so many people buy of us. h When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual III FINE CAKES, BREAD and ROLLS CHOCOLATES CIGARS and TOBACCOS IN BULK OR BOX OF QUALITY Don't forget we charge our o'ivn Soda Water cAlso Hand Cold 'Drinks galore J J CHAS. BRAUNLICH hone your Ice Cream Orders 1056 E. J05th St. N. E. J THE J. G. RICHARDS COMPANY Harry Schaut Successor to CIGARS MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS MUSICIANS' SUPPLIES B. T. FELLOWS NEWS c Reliable Goods if Treasonable Prices 302 The Arcade CLEVELAND, O. EXPERT PIPE REPAIRS STATIONERY Shepard Fire '-Proof Storage Company MOVING, PACKING AND SHIPPING EXPRESSING AND BAGGAGE DELIVERY........ Office, 660 East 105th St. Residence 155 Burton Ave. Britcnahl. Ohio Residence Phones: Office Phones: Bell, Eddy 244-R Bell, Eddy 383 Coy., Princ, 1042-R Coy., Princ. 1019 W Princeton 1020 R Eddy 1498 J Ed. Wittlinger Fresh and Salt Meats 10308 St, Clair Avenue When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual IV The Park Motor Car Co. Hammink Lewis 10217 Superior Ave. GROCERIES Will take care of you on Tiring. Kroh Schreffler Supplies. Repairs and Machine Work. MEATS Prompt service and satisfaction is our successful motto. 1 158 and 1 160 East 105th Street Call Eddy 1235 BEST OF EVERYTHNG TO EAT The S. Kohn Sons Co. COMPLETE HOME FURNISHERS FURNITURE, CARPETS, STOVES 2338 Woodland Ave. STORES St. Clair Ave. and E. 105th Phone. Eddy 90 L Euclid Dry Cleansing Co. QUALITY CLEANSERS 685 E. 105th St. ‘Delivery Service Dry Goods, Notions Men’s Furnishings, Etc Cuy. Phone. Princeton, 1130 W 10510 Superior Ave. N. E. Cor. 105th St. LOW PRICES at J. D. PRICE’S JWhy are shoes cheaper here than at Downtown Stores, where rents are much higher? There is a reason here as in all things. It is not far to seek either. Find it out for yourself, investigate our shoes and prices. And incidentally, save your-self the time and carfare. 10517 SUPERIOR AVENUE H. SIMON ----------------� Ladies’ and Gents' Furnishings Cleaned, Dyed, Pressed and Repaired rxr 10506 St. Clair Ave. Near 105th St. A. G. LAWRENCE When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual V Cuy., Princeton 1613-R Bell. Eddy 14% R. Stuehringer J. V. Dressier Dealer in ChoiCC MeatS WE WILL DELIVER THE GOODS. ... Grocer ... 852 E. 105th Street ‘PHONES • ' Frinceton 1153 R (Eddy 108 L Quality and Accuracy Bell Phone, Eddy 1429-J are the greatest importance in dispensing prescriptions. F. J. COATES QUALITY AND ACCURACY OUR MOTTO 11127 Superior Avenue PRESCRIPTIONS OUR SPECIALTY Stern Drug Co. Home Made Ice Cream, Ices and Candies 10429 St. Clair Ave. N.W. cor. E. 105th St. BOTH PHONES We also handle a full line of Baked Goods We handle ONLY The BEST of goods Boulevard Hand Laundry S. SIMON Company LADIES TAILOR Men’s and Women’s Fine .... Linen a Specialty.... SPECIAL RATES FOR PRESSING. LADIES’ AND GENTS CLOTHES. Office and Works, 10228 Superior Ave. GENTLEMEN S SUITS 50c LADIES’ SUITS $1.00 Bell, East 406 Cuy., Princ. 1435-W EDDY 1223X 10622 Superior GEO. H. HELMUND Fine Meats of all Kinds BRIDGES ANO VIADUCTS GENERAL CONSULTATION SUILOINGS ANO ROOFS REPORTS STRUCTURAL WORK SUPERINTENDENCE ESTIMATES ANO DESIGNS INSPECTION WE SERVE PHONE US YOU RIGHT ¥ V YOUR ORDER Chas. F. Lewis CONSULTING CIVIL ENGINEER 11119 Superior Avenue Corner 1 2th Street Crest 804-L Eddy 803-L TCLo i BELL. NORTH 05® the OSBORN ( res., doan loas-J Cleveland. O. When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual VI The Geo. H. Bowman Company 224-226-228 Euclid Avenue CHINA f n HOUSE FURNISHINGS GLASSWARE Jf SILVERWARE Better Shoes for Less Money Smart Photographs Princeton 1041 R Night Number Princeton 1051 K ®ije liruegtr g tutiio Glenville Center Building Paul Co. 10404 Superior St. Clair Ave. and East 105th St. Rooma 10-11-12-13 CLEVELAND. 0. The W. J. Westgate Co. Thos. R. Hurst’s Home Bakery and Confectionery Groceries and Meats 10508 St. Clair Ave. Fresh baked goods daily Fine line of Candies Canned goods 10524 and 10600 Superior Also Hot Coffee and Light Lunch Served THE J. T. WAMELINK AND SONS PIANO CO. M. H. Sugarman Mens Furnishings Pianos Piano Players Orchestrions Dry Cleaning and Pressing NEW LOCATION 1255 Euclid Ave. Higbee Bldg. 947 East 105 th St. Cor. Columbia Ave. Cleveland, 0. When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual VII MERIT Carl F. Fessler is the only thing that will win, be it in school, on the campus, or in a bakery. Take our goods on their merits, that’s all we ask. Piano Harmony Composition Wolfram College of Music, 713 Arcade Danhauser Bros. Sanitary Bakery 996 East 105th St., Cor. Adams Bell Phone: Main 3076 J Residence: 10313 Hampden Ave. When you want something stylish and snappy in ... . FOOTWEAR See Why We Are Always Busy Our prices arc right. Our work the best. Our treatment courteous-Our delivery the best in the east. What more do you want ? Wm. T. Sanders 1066 East 105th St Open evenings We give trading stamps CHUNG LEE LAUNDRY 11217 Superior Ave., Cleveland, Ohio I. L O E B Groceries and Meats PunK„. Eddy 840 L Phones. PrinJeton 1837 L Cor. St. Clair and E. 93rd St. THE G. W. HERBSTER. CO. Grocers and Bakers St. Clair and 105th and Cedar and 69th If it is anything good to eat, we have it No order too large for our capacity and NONE too small to be appreciated When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual VIII Chas. W. Horton fl botograpber 990 The Arcade Euclid Avenue Entrance CLEVELAND Main 4065-J Central 8259-K When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual IX ft fcKS'S SCWOOV. OY American Trust Building Public Square A REVOLUTION IIM SHORTHAND Day’s Standard. Greatest speed with legibility. Time required three months; some in positions in nine weeks. We challenge the world. Day’s Graham taught if preferred. ICE CREAM, SCHOOL SUPPLIES 1 307 E. 105th St. Cor. Superior Ave. Near Garfield Bank Founded 1883 Deposits $5,000,000 The Broadway Savings Trust Co. Cor. Broadway and E. 55th St. Savings Accounts are open from $1.00 up. Safe Deposit boxes for rent, $3.00 per annum 11 Colonial Arcade SO EASY Eye Glasses THE STERLING WELCH COMPANY House Furnishers and Decorators 1225 Euclid Avenue Designs and estimates on all kinds of Interior Decorating and Furnishing prepared free of cost Draperies Lace Curtains. Lamps Lighting Fixtures Interior Decorations When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual X Carpets Rugs Furniture Wall Paper 1911 HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES May anticipate with pleasure taking a business course in view of the demand for such people and the fact that this is largely a High School Graduate’s school. Many 1910 graduates here now. 2182 East 9th St. Private Business School Central Institute DEPARTMENTS: English. Business Drafting. Engineering, College-Preparatory. Day and Night, all the Year CENTRAL- INSTITUTE 2481 BAST S5TH STREET Shorthand 30 Days If you want to learn Shorthand,—if you want to be a Stenographer, or to learn it for your own convenience, the famous Boyd Syllabic System is simple, practical, speedy and sure. If unable to attend our School, write for particulars of our Home Study Course. Departments of Shorthand, Book-keeping, Higher Accounting, Penmanship English, Civil Service and College Preparatory. Expert individual instruction, day and evening, all the year. BOYD SCHOOL, Columbia Bldg. East 2d St. and Prospect Ave. Genuine Bargains in East End Real Estate Investments a Specialty Fire, Life, and Accident Insurance at the Lowest Rate, in Strictly Reliable Companies Erich W. Becker Central 8216 L Notary Public 1026 Citizens Bide. Doan 2765 K Be Individual in Your Clothes. I try to sefbe such individuality at prices that appeal to all, fit and workmanship considered. John F. Hlavin Merchant Tailor Phone Eddy (640 L UJ2 East 105th St. When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual XI This is an age of higher education—of broader understanding —of advertising. Today good advertising is literature. Business literature, we call it. The merits of any product—any proposition, are reflected by the character of its advertising. The business pedigree of a man is marked by the very stationery he uses. PRINTER S—E N G R A V E R S—D E SI G N E R S VULCAN BUILDING-CLEVELAND “Producers of Business Literature” All the engravings shown in this Annual were made by The Artcraft Company When Patronizing Advertizers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual XII cA'RfTIS'TlC cP%IZNJI CG ALL work created by our various departments is immediately recognized as conforming to the highest approved standards of excellence. It is esteemed, as are no similar productions, for the superior quality and unequalled refinement of execution. You are invited to inspect and compare the distinctive character of our various samples. Call or write. We know how, and what to do-and we do it t 4 The O. S. Hubbell Printing Co. Third Floor Plain Dealer Building-CLEVELAND When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual XIII ! afr( 'raHj 164!). 0cu'tij fur §auiri03 iu the £it� j ot (Slcuciauh. Individual deposits - - $ 63,629.377.52 Undivided profits - - 282,464.25 Surplus fund - 3,300,000.00 Ninety-two thousand three hundred forty-five open accounts Rowland Russell Watchmaker and Jeweler 11225 Superior Ave., N. E. FULL LINE OF SUITABLE GIFTS FOR GRADUATION Guenther’s Art Galleries Leading Art Dealers 1103 Euclid Ave. FINE PRINTS FINE PAINTINGS ARTISTIC FRAMING Prices moderate—Special prices to Schools and Teachers “Jill the Music All the Uime. ” Clje ItaiSer ifflusic g tore ROBT. L. WHITE. Mgr. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. SHEET MUSIC. MUSIC BOOKS. ETC. LARGEST STOCKS LOWEST PRICES 45 The Arcade, cBolb Phones GARDNER'S FRUITS AND FLOWER CANDY Fine Confectionery And School Supplies F OX BAKERY GOODS 666 E. 105th St. 6724 E. 105 St. Greech, Oswald Co. General Insurance MAIN OFFICE, 1005 Hippodrome Bldg. For Shoes That are right in both style and price—it s always Stone’s BRANCH OFFICE, With The Garfield Savings Bank Co., St. Clair Avenue and East 105th Street N. 0. Stone Co. Euclid Ave. When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual XIV Violins, Cellos, Cases Strings, Bows, Etc. In all prices—see us before buying First class new as well as genuine old instruments constantly on hand. We repair all stringed instruments and guarantee satisfaction. SCHMIDT BROS. CO. The Violin Makers Room 309-10 Union National Bank Bldg., 308 Euclid Ave. Bell Phone 3559 J A complete line always on hand FRANK P. CARROLL in neat and snappy shoes for the whole family. As well as our Wholesale and Retail low priced dealer in all kinds of TRUNKS AND SUIT CASES EAGLE STAMPS. COAL AND COKE Superior Shoe Parlor Both Phones 11209 Superior Ave. 3027 St. Clair Avenue, N. E. HEMLOCK PINE THE RUSH ORDER. YARD We handle The Best Grades of Lumber and give you THE MOST PROMPT DELIVERY of any yard in the city The Glenville Lumber Company East 105th and L. S. M. S. Ry. When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Meation Glenville High School Annual XV THE BOTS STORE The only store in Ohio that caters to the Boys exclusively The GRAVES-LAUGHLIN Co. NINTH NEAR EUCLID B. LACKAMP T T r E carry a complete line of At yV tracdv Electric Fixtures. T Mazda and Carbon Lamps, and Supplies at prices that are right. We also do satisfactory Electric Wiring and would be pleased to figure with you 33rjt ©oobs atib furnt0f ing0 Fitch Electric Company 1005 E. 105th Street 10316 ST. CLAIR AVE. Both Phones Open Evenings k Window Shades put on to order. Compliments of The City Ice Delivery Co. Central 7185-K Paries Millinery Co. The F. N. Gear Bell Phone, Eddy 1153-L Watch Co. High Grade Watches Diamonds our Speciaty 10311 St. Clair Avenue INSPECTORS FOR ERIE R. R. 41 Colonial Arcade Cleveland CLEVELAND. O. Near Prospect Ave. Entrance Ohio When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual XVI Carlyon Allotment IS THE PLACE WHERE “ Homes of Quality ” ABOUND. It is the new ideal residence section of East Cleveland. Come any day to our office at Superior and Carlyon Road and be courteously shown the place where your home ought to be. T5he 'Deming Tiros. Co. A. W. FRITZ .. Editor and Publisher of .. The Weekly Review 657 East 105th Street Just published: 10 Rusinns Commandments. (Copyrighted.) A nice booklet for every one. 10c Post paid. Good commission to live agents. BRUNNER BROS. CO. Makers of Rich Gold and Diamond Jewelry. Society Badges. Emblems, Watches Silverware, Etc. 323 Euclid Ave., Cleveland, Ohio TYPEWRITERS — = ALL MAKES — -- .. Rebuilt and Second Hand... Supplies for any Make Machine R-S Typewriter Supply Co. Td. Cent. S2i2 w. 325-7-9 Schofield Bldg. Stock’s Cantjp Eitcljen 10518 St. Clair Avenue Phone Eddy 905 Home Made Candies, Ice Cream Special Prices to Socials and Churches We solicit a share of your patronage When Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention Glenville High School Annual. XVII