Glens Falls High School - Red and Black Yearbook (Glens Falls, NY)

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.5 if lIIAH'i' Ill' lIlI.5EN'i'lll'li Sept. 7 Skool begun tew-day and i went. Gee, but it seams grate too be a senyur. Awl the Freshies gazed at me in wunder. We gotta nue man teacher and hez gonna sit in our room which made us awl feel sorta sorry fore him to. I-le sez he wuz glad too be with a klas that luked sew intellagunt and we wuz awl puffed up. Oct. I0 A regular Chineez head festivul in skule tew-day. Each uv the gurls have there heads specked up with ribbuns, pink and green and blew, etc, etc. Kom- ed my head at noon and found a red wun. They musta thowt i wuz anerkistik. Nov. 2 Everybody dissappointed. Simon Yaffee positavaly refused to be a kandidate for prezzident, sew Harding got it. Nov. 5 Tew-day the klass wuz organized and Rudy Cashion blushed awl over about it. Ain't it funny how sum folks blush at enything? i diddunt wunce. i wuz retained as wun uv the members of the klass. Nov. 6 Senyur play tryowts this afternoon and awl is excited. They awl wunt too be Portia and Shylock. Nov. 8 Shakespeare is doomed. Everybody has a part. Lots uv us fellows wuz wishing we had a good part with nothing to sayi. Red Partridge got it. Don't it beet awl how sum folks hev luck! Nov. 30 This morning in assemblee a publik helth officer frum Albany spoke too us on how too keep kleen and live a hundred years same as he does. l-le sez to make a fellow sit up strate to stick up a cuple uv fingers at him. Then sombody spoiled the affect and experimented on Rosenberg. Flowers omitted by request. Dec. 2 fThe Bolsheviki are hear. They tried to blow up the skool this morn- ing in assemblee by a crimson coconut. Norris saved the day by bringing in sum

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HELEN WILLIAMS- Willie, Art Editor Iroquois IV: Merchant of Venice IV: Ring Committee: Basket Ball IVgA. A. I, lI,IIl,IV. A little nonsense now and then, Is relished by the wisest men. MARY E. WILSON- Pug, Duck. Commencement Speaker: Public Speaking IV: Merchant of Venice IV: Chairman Invitation Committee: Volley Ball III, IV: A. A. III, IV. If ladies be but young and fair, They have the gift to know it. -Shakespeare. SIMON YAFFEE.- Soc, Socrates Public Speaking IV: Merchant of Venice IV: Crimson Cocoanutn IV: Madam Butterfly IV: Glee Club IV: Football IV: Track IV: A. A. III, IV. Knowledge is power and I feel quite strong.

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I9 THE RED and BLACK HZO and distinguishing it. ihadda test next period, sew i didn't help eny. A rumor that Edith Clark had evidence uv the case prooved fawlse. Dec. l8dLotsa excitemunt in the auditoreiyum tew-day. We had our Senyur play. The Merchant of Venice, the name of it wuz. The last act wuz a screem. There wuz Art and jessica out injoying the moonlite when awl uv a sudden somewun turned on the foot-lites. Then in kumes Gratiano and Austy who are scene by Ne- rissa and Portia which makes the audience gasp at the consequence. The curtain kumes down with a bang and awl wuz happy. Dec. 28fSenyur Bawl tew-nite. Big dewins. During the kourse uv the even- ing owr prezzident and a kuple other senyurs kum in to pay us a vizzit. He left with a soffmoar. jan. l7-Its 1921 and Regents weak. If i cram eny more I'll bust. jan. l94Took exam this afternoon but coudent seam to think. I sorta hated to leve that subject enyhow. Feb. 25-Youd otta seen Ellsworth talkin tew Abe Lincoln in the play in Assemblee this morning. Ken wuz togged up sew we didn't rekognise hymn. He looked awful kute enyhow. Mar. lfCee! What you spose we've got downe'n the lower hawl? A bust! And it's a hull one, too, a hull figger! Got a snake around it and holds a stick. Sum klass to give us that. Mar. 3fLower hawl awl Fixed up with French dekarashuns. Reglar rainbow. If us senyurs drew that weigh they'd think us crazy. Must be grate tew be fran- Calle. Mar. 9-Full bludded injun tawlked tew us this morning. The juniors got sew wrout up they wunted tew play Cowboy and lnjun. Ain't it strange how jun- iors iz never dignified? Mar. l7-Tew-day wuz my birthday. Gee, but i wuz prowd. The girls uv the senyur klass wore green smocks tew celebrate it. Ain't gurls reel considerate at times? Mar. 24- Publik Parleen-CP. S. thats Frenchl. The speekin wuz fine and endured by awl present. Nobudy never had shudderin neez nor nuthin but fore or five. i wuz won of the speekers. Mine wuz awl rite but wunce. Mar. 28fBloom Russel kome tew skool on tyme tew-day, and awl us fellers thot we wuz going tew have a holiday, but Bloom woodn't permit it. Mar. 30ei went tew the minstrul show tew-nite. Many senyurs uv by-gone years as well as us wuz their. We awl klapped and hada grate time, but us senyurs wuz tew smart tew be fooled by the slite uv hand. April l-A few of us senyurs had a birthday party. Gee, but l'm glad it weren't mine. April 2-The Tourneyments ended and Syracuse got our trofy. The trofy kabinet ain't qwite sew conjested as twuz enyhow. Hats off tew Syracuse. April 8-A lady in assemblee give us students a good lecture this mornin. Sed sum uv our skrews wuz loose. Looked rite at us senyurs, tew. We gotta show more dignity in the future. June 22-Hear it is kummensmunt day at last. Hooray! Regents over and skuls dune and to-morrow l'm a free man. l feal just like Caesar when he sied for moar worlds to conkur. Arlhur Cawdery.