Glenmont High School - Indian Yearbook (Glenmont, OH)

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Class Prophecy There had never been a class graduated from Glenmont Htgh l1ke the Class '55 Thts was the New Atomlc Hydrogen Era and I had gone tnto research tn Txllamook Oregon after graduation After ten years I owned my own private atomic helicopter that made two hundred miles an hour and would llght on B nickel I also was entttled to a month s vacatton and I dectded to look up the old Class of 55 So there I go ten years hence headm for the htlls you mtght say I knew Danny Hawkins and jack Fortune were m Callforma so off to Callfornla went I I found jack Fortune at Santa Amta He was runmng tn the fxrst race I mean r1d1ng a horse He was certamly a pretty prcture 1n hrs green satm cap yellow sattn Jacket and red satm rzdmg breeches wlth a purple bow tie and orange boots and gloves It certamly set off has blonde ha1r and blue eyes I sald good bye to jack as they were already off and headed for the Rose Bowl where Danny Hawkins was workmg or playlng as ttme permltted I summer he kept the seats dusted and m wmter he swept snow except on New Year s Day when he played trumpet rn the band He was also a water boy and sure kept htm busy changmg from band umforrn to water boy outfmt One tlme he forgot to set the bucket down and had a terrrble trme playmg trumpet w1t.h bucket on hls arm Danny said Robert Sma1l was ln Mexico and David Bower ln Wyoming I went to Mexxco flrst and found Robert Small under a blg hat He had a job demonst proper ways to take sxestas He had a cute ltttle mustache and was alwavs getting lnvlted to dmner lbetween sxestasl by lovely senorltas prxsed to fmd htm m Guernsey Wyommg he always had a craze for Guernseysl He had a small ranch wtth a small herd of about 1509 Guernseys and was also presxdent of a rattlesnake meat canmng factory When he showed me the Guernseys I looked but when determmed to show me the factory I left I went on to Omaha Nebraska to see Joanne Young She was a jumor partner in a law firm there namely Olde Olde Olde and Young Joanne had just fmtshed her frrst case and won so she was all smiles She said she had never thought of marrtage but hoped she would by the time she was seventy frve She figured according to cases the ftrm handled seventy fwe was the best time for marrxage because tt dldn t leasve much time to fight I left joanne and pointed my little I-Ielltrope Ithat s what I called my hell opterl towards Boise Idaho to see L.ewxs N mmay He was a fxmous brain surgeon at the Mondey Forest Loo Hospital there He had always wanted tu know why men acted l1ke monkeys but hadn t learned why as yet After watch mg hxm do me a perfect imxtatwn of a monkey eatmg a peanut I left Lewts and flew to Chtcago where I heard joan Cooper was at that ttme joan Cooper had gone to work as assistant to a hon tamer in a circus and after the lion ate the hon tamer s w1fe joan married her boss just as she was about to lose her nead joan qmt the racket and settled down to keeping house in thexr quaint little red and yellow traxlers She sa1d good bye tearfully as she knew my next stop was good old Glenmont and she was homesick When I reached Glenmont I found Vxrgima Butler buymg salami at Schopfer a grocery When she recognized me she gtggled I went home w1th her for awhile, She said her husband was at Brxar H111 and her four ltttle gtrls giggled as shg shooed them off the table and piano She told me where I could flnd john Gary and Larry Icont d on page 20, .V . of , . v i , I . , . . ' ' . . . . . I . . . . . . n ' ' . it . . . . a As Robert went back to sleep I zoomed to see David Bower. I wasn't sur- . . . . , . ' K ' I . I I I I V 4 A , . - . I D . ' Q - . . . ' . . I - . . . . . . , . . . . I I , ,- . I 1 - , A . . ' 1 . , . 1 0 l . . , ' ' I 1 I l

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last WIII and Testament of the Class of 1955 We the Class of 1955 of Clenn ont Hlgh ocnool County ot Holmes State of Ohlo belng of sound mind and memory do make and declare thls to be our last w1ll and testament We the Class of l955 bequeath to Mr McCoy our ability to get through the Senlor play wxthout havlng a nervous breakdown We the Class of 1955 bequeath to Mr Proper our ab1l1ty to dlscuss a story in Llterature Class Wlthout getting off the subject We the Class of l955 bequeath to Mr Kershner our ab1l1ty to be qutet m the typmg room We the Semors in Drlver Educatlon Class bequeath to Mrs Huston our ablllty to stop for stop signs ln Glenmont I Joanne Young bequeath my ablllty to park a car ln Mxllersburg to Mr McCoy I LEWIS Norrmay bequeath my ab1l1ty to make the gzrls mad at me to boo Cooper I Beverly Wtlson bequeath my ab1l1ty to be qulet u Study Hall to Peg Nommay We Ela1ne Johnson and Joanne Young bequeath our ab111ty to skip study hall and not get caught to Shmrley Martln and Margaret Stoner We Marcella Dtdmger and Sue Barnes bequeath our abnlxty to dye our hatr and not let our parents find out about It to Karen Mltchhart and Peg Nommay I Joanne Young bequeath my ab1l1ty to have my history lesson pre pared to Peg Nommay I Joan Cooper bequeath my old typlng eraser to the flrst year typlng class We Joan Cooper and Danny Hawklns bequeath our gra e UL lgures to Elleen and Dean Klnsey I Lewls Nommay bequeath my ablllty to be a bossy Annual Editor to Bob Starner I Larry Martm bequeath my quiet and ret1r1ng manner to Bob Kinsey for use when he IS a Senlor I Davld Bower bequeath my ablllty to go around curves at seventy mlles per hour wtthout runnlng off the road to B111 Clark I Vtrgmta Butler bequeath my abthty to drzve wzthout squealmg the ttres to Don Buren I Robert Small bequeath my ability to sleep ln History Class to anyone who wants lt I Elatne Johnson bequeath my Shorthand ablhty to Ruth Ann Martin to get through Shorthand Il I Danny Hawklns bequeath my ablllty to ride a bicycle without up settlng to Rlchard Purdy I Larry Martm bequeath my seat ln Htstory Class to anyone who wants It I Beverly Wtlson bequeath my seat m the Semor row to my sister Marie for use when she is a Senlor Icont d on page 30D 1 1 1 - 9 'I 1 I 1 . . , . I . , I 1 1 ' I . . . . ' ' I 1 o , 1 1 I 1 . A ' n 1, a , . . . ' f. I n D . . . ' ' I I , . . . . . l . I 7 , I . D , I s , n n u nl I . I , . . . . S n 1 . , I 0.1 I 1 I 1 I I l .I I I I ' ' ,. r 1 r- ' , , I , . , . . , ' 0 I 1 s u ' , n a p , . 5, I . . 1 2 . . . , . . . . . . , ..' . . . . D . , . . . ', . . , . . . . . - , 0 . , . . , l u , . . A n Q , , . s

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