Glen Nor High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Glenolden, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 94 of the 1928 volume:

LE SOUVENIR PUBLISHED BY The Senior Class OF Glen-Nor High School 1928 OUR “DESPOTS” Class President Ellwood F. H. Revell Vice-P re. ident John O’Donnell Secretary Mary B. Edgar Treasurer Ina Mae Foster Class Motto “Hold Fast that Which is Good.” §, Class FI oner American Beauty Rose Class Colors Blue and Gold GLEN-NOR HYMN mi •( ia Fan � . IO + i 1 Ut J w, 'W i� s.;t 1. Glen-Nor we sing to thee, Guide of our youth, Light of 2. God of e- ter-ni-ty, Rul - er di-vine, Strength of the E - g t- : 1 � • vj! Ef—r r � r r '-N■f tt Nr--- jj H j path we tread, Au-thor of truth. Hon - or and praise to thee! might-y hills, All power is Thine; Look on our school today, o k _ May all in fa-ture see Fruits of our loy-al-ty, Our school, Glen-Nor. Be Thou itsGuide aTwa May it fromThee not stray, Our Lord and King! GLFN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL To “Uncle Jim,” our teacher, adviser and friend, this book is affectionately dedicated. LE SOUVENIR rO THE SENIORS, 1928: You are leaving the old school; seniors today, tomorrow, alumni. For years you have been working together, with a common objective. From now on your paths will diverge The acquisition that you carry from the high school is exactly in proportion to the energy you have expended in the use of your opportunities here. You have been offered the best that cen- turies of study and experience in education have produced. Your equipment for life’s work is such as could be attained, just a few years ago, by only the fortunate few. May the reward of your efforts be large and your success great. And as a motto for your guidance in all situations I suggest the second half of 21st verse of the fifth chapter of First Thessalonians. —H. E. Slagen. “Last night as I lay on my pillow” I dreamed— Of knights in armor, ladies in ’broidery and jewels? Aye, friend— In the armor of self-control, self-reliance, initia- tive, Courage and truth; In the ’broidery of good health: bright eyes, clear skies, Squared shoulders, heads held high; In the sparkling jewels of gay laughter, honest tears, Great hopes, fair words, and helpful deeds. A strange cavalcade? Nay, friend, ’Tis merely modern youth on dress parade! Forth from the portals of Greater Now Having Served “ Holding fast to that which is good”. They come! “On your way into fame”, Seniors of ’28, we salute you! —Elizabeth May Roberts. GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL Editor-in-Chief Del Norte Robinson Make-up Editor Mary B. Edgar Managing Editor Eli.wood Revell Business Manager Martha Corter Circulation Manager Verna Kutz Advertising Manager Ruth Collins Associate Editors Mary Bolger John O’Donnell Harold Smith Betty Argali, Advisers Elizabeth May Roberts John J. Swan James M. Andes J 3ii Jlemorp of nr Classmate jWiltott tanlep Wxiqht, Jr. 3func 16, 1909 (October 30, 1925 r J ELIZABETH ISABEL ARGALL, (Betty) Glbnolden “When in despair, Betty's right there, to frighten ycji up. Our class cut-up. just another “squirrel ” or what have you? Betty could make the sphinx smile if she went at it. She is the one who makes life interesting, the question up for debate being. “What will she do next?” Glee Club. '27 ’28- Operetta, '27, '28; Class Play, '27, '28; Dramatic Club] ’26,’ 27, ’28; Annual, '28; News-Crier, '28; Senior Nite, '28. MURIEL IRENE BARR Glenolden “ Who can mistake great thoughts? Muriel is the real stuff, “the old fight” personified. We guess you know who's Chewy takes Glen-Nor's faithful five to every game, anyway, you should know by now. Theo- retically Glen-Nor should install a machine shop and let Muriel teach the public how to wreck a car in three lessons. Dramatic Club. '25, '26, '27, '28; Senate, '26, '28; Manager Girls’ Basketball, ’28; News, '27; News-Crier, 28; Annual, '28; Glee Club, '27, '28; Operetta. ’27, ’28; Chess Club, '26; Senior Nite, '28; A. A. Council, '28. k JOHN BECKETT Glenolden “Oh, Johnnie! “ Yes, Rachel. We won’t worry about Johnnie, he has proved that he is able to take care of himself, even in the large city of Wash- ington. He’s the boys’ coach for the game, “ In and Out the Windows”. He is Leroy’s private tutor in this sport. Har- monica Club, ’25, ’26, '27; Football, '27; Tennis, '27; Senior Nite, 28; Class Play, '28; Glee Club, '28; Operetta, '28; Senior Orchestra, '28; Dramatic Club, ’28. y MARY CUNNINGHAM BOLGER Norwood “ A mind not much the worse for wear. We expect great things from Mary because she has always been one of the many geniuses that our class has proudly exhibited. She is a leader in all activities and usually one jump ahead in scholastic achievements. Basketball, '25, ’26 '27, ’28; Dramatic Club, '25, '26, '27, '28, Play, '25, ’26] ’27, Secretary, '27, President, '28; Class Play, ’27, ’28; Class Secretary and Treasurer, '26, Class Secretarv, '27; Glee Club, ’26, '27, ’28; Operetta, ’26, ’27. '28; Debating Club, '27; Secretary A. A. Council, ’27; News-Crier, '28; Annual, 28; I rack, '27; ( hess Club, '26; Harmonica Club, ’26; National Honor Society, '27. NORAH W. BOURN Glenolden “ With gentle yet prevailing force, intent upon her destined course. Norah certainly should get somewhere with her music. She deserves the nickname “old faithful” where music and Glen-Nor are concerned. Glee Club, ’25, '26, '27, ’28; Senior Orchestra,’28; Orchestra,'26,’27,'28; Dancing Club, '28; Dramatic Club, '25. ’26, '27, '28; Needlework Club, ’26; Harmonica Club, '27; History Club, '27; Senior Nite, ’28; Class Play, '28. “Our life-saver in distressing moments. Evelyn joined us in the last part of our Senior year and unfortunately had no activities to speak of at Glen-Nor. However, she formerly held her own at Ridley Park and Chester High Schools. Dramatic Club, ’27; Orchestra, 26, 27; Debating, ’27; Class Orchestra, ’27. EDNA RUTH COLLINS, (Shorty) Norwood “ No sweeter voice was ever heard, In springtime, than the cuckoo bird. We’re mighty proud of Ruthie and her voice, and as “Peggy” she rescued the “Pirate” from our bold, brave Johnnie’s clutches. We think she i one of the smallest animals living in “Nineteen Hundred and Now”. Basket- ball, ’27, ’28; Senate, ’27; A. A. Council, ’28; Treasurer; Dramatic Club, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28, Secretary and Treasurer, ’28; Glee Club, ’27. ’28; Operetta. ’27, ’28; Track, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28; News, ’27; News-Crier, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Speech, ’28; Library Club, ’27, ’28; Banking Club, ’27, ’28; Speed Club, ’28; Annual, ’28. 7ax MARGARET CORNISH Glenoi den y MARTHA ALICE CORTER, (Teedy) Glenolden “She's into everything, but I hope to tell, She does everything wonderfully well. Martha has tried everything and has always come out on top. She is OKMNX to all of us. In athletics she shines especially bright. Her record will never be forgotten, and when she leaves Glen-Nor, she will leave “footprints on the sands of time”. Library Club, ’27, ’28; Banking ( lub, 27, ’28; Dramatic Club, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28, Play, '25; Glee Club, ’28; Operetta, ’28; Class Play, ’27; Speed Club, ’28; Speech '28; A. A. Council, ’27, ’28; Basketball, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28, Captain, ’27, ’28; Crier, ’28; News-Crier, ’28, Business Manager, ’28; Tennis, '26, ’27, ’28, Manager, ’28; Track, ’24, ’25, ’27, Captain, ’27; National Honor Society, ’27; Annual, '28; Senior Nite, ’28. BENNET HUGHES DAVIS Norwood “ Silence is organized common sense, Ah, no, not always. “So steadfast, quiet, yet so valuable to all. Margaret’s talent in reciting and writing poetry should get our Welsh lassie somewhere. Oh yes, really! She is Welsh, although we know to hear her talk Irish one would never dream it. She’s not so bad at the art of cooking cither, as some of the teachers will vouch. Dramatic Club, ’25, ’27, ’28, Play, '26; Library Club, '27, ’28; Speed Club, ’28; Banking Club, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Expression Contest, ’25, ’27, ’28; Speech, ’28; Needlework Club, ’27; Senior Nite, ’28; Spelling Contest, ’27. Bennet is a man of few words but he knows his Physics and comes in handy most everywhere. Glee Club, '28; Football, ’28; Library Club, ’27; Debating Club, ’28. EVELYN MEREDITH CARROLL Glenolden GERTRUDE MAKJOKIEfDAVIS Norwood “ Her theory is: Music soothes the savage breast.” Gertrude is one of our many musicians as may be perceived. She is steady and just another student who has worn a path of her own on the beloved gray floors of our Alma Mater. Glee Club. ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28; Operetta, '25, ’26, ’27, ’28; History Club, ’27; Dramatic Club, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28; Har- monica Club, ’27; Needlework Club, ’27. V MARY BLAIR EDGAR, (Ed) Glenolden “Mary's not too serious, Nor she's not too gay. ‘ The Happy Medium’ ” Mary is the class flirt, Cleo’s only rival. Outside of that classification she is hard to place, as she can act, sing, write and do most anything, as her record shows, (dee Club, ’25, ’26, '27, '28; Operetta, '26, ’27, ’28; Dramatic Club, '25, ’26, 27, ’28; Play, ’26; Library Club ’28; Extemp Contest, ’28; Class Play, ’27, ’28; Crier, ’27; News-Crier, ’28; Banking ( lub, ’28; Speech, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Annual, '28; Speed Club, ’28; Class Secretary, ’28. IN A MAE FOSTER Norwood “Of talent quite a bit, and quite ready, too, of wit.(?)“ We think Ina should be twins, no one person should have so much beauty, grace and talent all at once and get away with it. Ina’s dancing alone should get her into the lime- light; her personality and grace will keep her there, (dee Club, ’26, ’27, '28, President ’28; Operetta, '26, ’27, ’28; Class Treasurer, ’27, ’28; Class Play, ’27; Senior Nite, ’27, ’28; Crier, '26; Harmonica Club, '26; Dramatic Club, ’26, '27, '28; Art Club, ’26; Senior Orchestra, ’28; Cheerleader,’28. VIOLET HENRIETTA HAGENKOTTER Glenolden “Like a violet, modest and unassuming.” Violet is another quiet girl who doesn’t act “squirrelly” with the main bunch of Seniors, but then the happy-go- lucky crowd needs some people to hold them down, ('amp Cookery Club, ’25; Dramatic Club, ’26; Harmonica C lub, 27; Needlework Club, ’27; Glee Club, ’28. (J IRMA LAVERTY HAZZARD Norwood 41 An artist, if there ever was one.” Perhaps Irma couldn’t do much with a brush and palette but she certainly can tickel the ivories as the school realizes, or should, by now. Irma is indispensible when it comes to assemblies, etc. Glee ('lub, ’26, ’27, ’28; Boys’ Glee Club- accompanist,’27; Dramatic Club,’25,’26,’27,’28; Orchestra ’28; Senior Nite, ’28. IA HELEN L. HIGGINS Norwood “Don't beat me Svengali, I'll sing. Helen is a rather complex person to describe. Her char- acter is so varied that words fail to do their duty in a descrip- tion. A little of the dramatic, humor, tragedy, and a cer- tain amount of the “old fight’' make Helen a person who is different. Dramatic Club, '26, '27, '28; Glee Club, '28; Operetta, ’28; Chess Club, ’26; Harmonica Club, ’26; Senior Nite, ’28; Art Club, '26. LOUIS KITTS, (Lou, 7)1S Glenolden “ In all our class there's none so fair. With his long eyelashes and curly hair. Lou is the boy who helped bring home the bacon when the championship was wanted by Glen-Nor. Lou is also one of our heroes, very able at rescuing children from falling buildings. Baseball, 26; Basketball, '27, ’28, Manager ’28; Harmonica Club, '26; Dramatic Club, ’28; Glee Club, ’28; Operetta, '28; Senior Nite, '28; Class Play, ’28; A. A. Council, ’28; Kineomats, ’28. EDITH HAMILTON KRAUSE Glenolden “ I'm wrapped in dismal thinking. Edith is a rather quiet girl but perhaps it’s just another case where the saying “still water runs deep’’ holds true. Anyway she accomplished something in Crier, ’26; History Club, '27; Glee Club, '28; Dramatic Club, ’27, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28. VERNA KUTZ, (FaUy) v y Norwood “ 1 Haste thee, Nymph, and bring with thee Jest and youthful jollity—’ Ah, never mind, for Verna, you see, Is jollier than they could ever be. Besides being jolly, Verna is a great success at handling tickets, and you can see by her record that she must be a success in other things also. Dramatic Club, '25, '26. ’27, ’28; Class Secretary, '25; Basketball, ’27, '28; Glee Club, ’27, ’28; Operetta, ’27. '28; Senior Nite, '28; Class Play, '28; News-Crier, ’28; Speed Club, ’28; Speech, '28: Banking Club, ’27, ’28; Library Club, ’27, ’28. Annual, ’28. v ELEANOR CAROLYN LEWIS, (Lou, III) Norwood “Ever in motion, blithesome and cheery, a sweet little girl and somebody's dearie. Artistic Eleanor, the stage decorator, and general woman of all work when anyone wants posters or other art work, cer- tainly deserves credit right here and now. Doing stage scenery is no joke and about the most unappreciated of any work in connection with operettas, but “ There, there, little girl, we didn’t know you cared.’’ A. A. Council, Vice-Presi- dent, ’28; Dramatic Club. ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28, Play, ’27, ’28; Glee Club, ’27, ’28; Class Play, ’27, ’28; Stage Scenery, ’27, ’28; Senior Nite, '28; Chess Club, ’26; Crier, ’27, ’28; Art Club, ’25, ’26; Annual, ’28. ESTELLE MARGARET LUTZ Norwood 11 Iler voice was ever soft, an excellent thing in women.” Estelle joined the happy throng near the beginning of our Senior year and although rather quiet, she managed to gain a niche in our private hall of fame by the complete victory she made of one of our esteemed Seniors. Senior Nite, '28. MARGARET ANNA MacILWAIN, (Peg) Norwood “A smile, a giggle, a laugh outright, will tell you Peggy is in sight.” 1 he class just wouldn’t be complete without Peggy. She’s the happy medium between the absolutely squirrelly and the solemn sophisticated groups which compose our class. Peg is the one who has algebra down pat, and it comes in handy to have at least one member of our class who can see head or tail to such.stuff. Glee Club, '28; Dramatic Club, ’27, '28. Play. '27; Senior Nite, ’28; French Club, '27; Class Play, '28; Library Club, '28. vV CLARA ELIZABETH McGINNIS Glenolden She believes the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.” C lara sticks to her beliefs, too. She is going to take up housekeeping after garduation. Marriage? No, just house- keeping for her father. Glee Club, '25, '28; Basketball, '27, ’28; Dramatic Club, '25. '26, '27, '28; History Club, '27; Senior Nite, '28; Class Play, '28. MARGUERITE GLADYS MENDENHALL Norwood “Studious as well as companionable.” Marguerite is one of those who helps to keep the Senior ('lass on the level highway. If it weren’t for these people we’re afraid we’d be up in the air most of the time. Glee Club, ’28; Dramatic Club, ’26, ’27, ’28; History Club. '27. y J JOHN WILLIAM O'DONNELL, (Johnnie) Glenolden ‘‘ I have never allowed my studies to interfere with my education.” Well, Johnny, old boy, we wish you luck, you’ve waded through the years with us, laughed, cried and played with us, and we know you'll make a name for us. No play or operetta is complete without Johnny. He’s a hero among men, although he met his defeat at the hands of our able “Pirate”. .Manager Football, '28; Dramatic Club, '26, '27, ’28, Play, ’26, ’27, Vice-President, '28; Class Vice-President, '28; Class Play, ’27, '28; Glee Club, '27, '28; Operetta, ’27, ’28; Baseball, ’26, ’28; A. A. Council, '28; Tennis, ’27; President Senate, ’28; Annual, '28; Senior Nite, ’28. WILLIAM PENNYPACKER, (Bill) Norwood “ The child is father of the man.” Bill is a “penny packer” now, in his youth, let’s hope he can always find the time and place (and the pennies) to keep up this practice. We all owe Bill a rising vote of thanks for the (juick transportation he gives us in his Lizzie, whenever there is an errand to be done. Harmonica Club, ’27; Dra- matic Club, ’27, ’28; Glee Club,’28; Chess Club,’26; Kineo- mats, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Class Play, '28. LEROY ALBERT PHILLIPS, (Phipps) Glenolden “ When you kno'w me, you'll love me like all the rest” Leroy is our “Jazz King”, the wail of his saxophone sets our pulses racing, we feel we must dance. He has us all wrapped in a spell. All he wants is “A Million Dollars”. Can you beat it? President Art Club, ’25; Class Play, '27; Harmonica Club, ’27; Crier, ’27; Dramatic Club, ’26, ’27, 28; Senior Orchestra; Senior Nite, '28; Glee (dub, ’27, ’28; Operetta, ’27, ’28; Football, ’27, '28; Baseball, ’27, ’28. ELLWOOD FULTON HOSSEIN REVELL, (FJl) Glenolden “ What a head for a mere man to have?” It seems as if Ellwood has put his head to good use, any- way, for he has been successful in everything. He is one of the leaders of the class in scholastic achievement, and as Class President—!! (dee Club. ’27. 28; Bees, ’23. ’24. '25, ’26, ’27, ’28, Secretary ’26, ’27; Editor News ’27; News Crier. ’28; Annual, ’28; Football, ’27, ’28; Operetta, ’27, '28; National Honor Society, ’27; Senior Nite, ’28; Class President, ’28; Senior Orchestra; Oratorical Contest, ’27. DOROTHEA M. ROBERTS, (Dot) Glenolden “ What hoi A diamond? To be or not to be?” Dot is another girl who will make a good wife for some man, especially the one we have in mind. At least he will not have to live on love, because Dot is a good cook, we know! Chess Club, ’25; Dramatic Club, ’27 ’28; Library Club, ’27. ’28; Glee Club, ’26, ’27; Senior Nite, ’28; Crier, ’26, ’27; Class Play, ’28. DEL NORTE M. ROBINSON, (Del) Norwood “ Men may come and men may go, But Del talks on forever.” Del is the quiet girl who never has much to say!!!!! If that were only true! But for all that we must admit that as an Editor, Del is the best yet. She is in everything, help- ing to put it across. Banking Club, ’27, ’28; Glee Club, ’27, ’28; Operetta, ’27, ’28; Library Club, ’27, ’28; Speed Club, ’28; Speech, ’28; Dramatic Club, ’25, ’26, '27, ’28, Play, '25; Basketball, '27, ’28; Class Play, ’27; News, ’26, ’27, Business Manager. ’27; Editor-in-Chief News-Crier, ’28; Track, ’25, ’27; Expression Contest, ’26, ’27; Senior Nite, ’28; Editor Annual, ’28. MARY KATHRYN ROSE, (Duty) Glenoi.den “ Those who paint her truest, praise her, Duty is one of the few who has toiled on through the whole six years at Glen-Nor. When one wants work done and done well, apply to M iss Rose. We only hope “ Micky ’’ appreciates her housewifely talent. Duty served her school in more ways than one. A. A. Council, ’28; Annual, '28; Track, ’25, ’26, Manager ’28; Glee Club, ’27, ’28; Operetta, ’27, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Dramatic Club, '25, ’26, ’27 ’28; Basketball, ’26, ’27, ’28; Harmonica Club, ’27. FREDERIKA ELLEN ROTH, (Freddy) . Norwood An encyclopedia, that comes in two volumes ” There are two of these girls, we don’t know who is who, but that doesn’t matter when they’re both so nice. We hope this is the right name for the right twin. Both girls lead the class in their scholastic record. Dramatic Club, ’26, ’28; Needlework Club, ’26; Harmonica Club, ’26; Banking Club, ’27, ’28; (dee Club. ’27. ’28; Spelling Contest, ’27; Operetta. ’27. ’28; Speed C lub, ’28; News-Crier, ’28; Library Club, ’28; Senate, ’26; Senior Nite, ’28; Class Play, ’28. MARGARET ELIZABETH ROTH Norwood “She came from Pittsburg, from smoke and dirt. (We trust your feelings are not hurt.) But although thos words are true. We're mighty glad she came, aren'f you? All in favor say “aye”. The “ayes” have it. We are glad she’s here, even though we don't know which one she is. They say good goods comes in small packages, and after seeing Margare: and her sister we begin to believe it. Dra- matic Club,’26. ’28; Harmonica Club, ’26 Needlework Club, '26; Banking Club, ’27, ’28; Glee Club, ’27, ’28 Operetta, ’27, ’28; Speed Club, ’28; Spelling Contest, '27; Library Club, ’28; News-Crier, '28; Senior Nite '28. v v THOMAS ERNEST ROWDON, (Erny) Norwood “ Men of few words are best. Erny is the strong, silent man in our most remarkable class. He packs a wicked wallop however, when it comes to baseball, and should get somewhere with his beautiful eyes. None surpass Erny when it comes to playing colored servant parts in plays. Science Club, ’25; Bees, ’26, ’27, ’28; Foot- ball, ’27; Baseball, ’28; Track, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Class Play, '28. EARL KERMIT SCOTT, (Scotty) Glenolden “ What makes him so wonderful? Ah, Scotty, the dear boy, our handsome hero and “Pirate”� that’s what we've been wondering for a long time. What is the secret? We haven’t been able to find out, but we believe you owe everything to “Woofing Dogs”. Scotty’s the fellow who put the “ Pirate” in “ Peggy and the Pirate”. Dramatic Club, '26, '27, ’28, Play, ’26, ’27; Football, '25, '26, '27; Basketball, ’27; Class Play, '27, '28; Glee Club, ’28; Operetta, '28; A. A. Council, ’28; Manager Baseball, ’28; Track, ’28; Kineomats, '28; Senior Nite, ’28. JOSEPH GRANT SHEFFER, (Joe) Glenolden “ 'Tis hard to leave a place where one has been for years, Bui Joe came here so seldom, he'll not shed any tears. Even though Joe doesn’t have any perfect attendance record, and though he won’t shed tears when he leaves Glen- Nor, we know he’ll be sorry to go, and Glen-Nor will be sorry to lose him when football season rolls around. Football, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28, Captain ’28; Basketball. ’25; Camera Club, Treasurer, ’25; Dramatic Club, ’25: Kineomats, Vice-Presi- dent, ’28; A. A. Council, ’28; Glee Club, ’25. MARGARET ELIZABETH SHERRATT, (Marg) Glenolden “ Margaret is a pleasant girl, Ever ready for fun. If ever you seek a loyal sport You can count on ‘Marg' for one. Margaret is just that type. Willing and ready for work and fun alike. She has had plenty of work and has given us plenty of fun with her wise-cracks. She is the original “squirrel” of our class. She’s never in a hurry, in fact, she’s too slow too stop fast. Glee Club, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28; Operetta, ’26, ’27, ’28; Scenery, ’28; Dramatic Club, ’27, ’28; Chess Club, ’26; Harmonica Club, ’27; Basketball, ’28; Class Play, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Art Club, ’26; News-Crier, ’28; Annual, '28. V V FRANK EDWARD SMITH Norwood Be silent, and pass for a philosopher. Frank joined us during our Junior year and managed to get into the swim. Dramatic Club, ’27; Crier, '27; Senior Nite, 28. HAROLD CLAUDIUS SMITH, (Smitty) Norwood 11 I'll argue with you, but you're wrong. You can always bet on Harold’s willingness to argue, and you can usually bet on how the arguments will end. He’s our soap-box orator, and a good one, as well as being a good sport. Camera Club, ’25, ’26; Crier, ’27; News-Crier, '28; Annual, ’28; Class Play, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Baseball, ’28; Dramatic Club, ’27, ’28. LOGAN KERMIT SMITH, (Yo! IIo!) Glenolden “ wish I were rich instead of good-looking. Our faithful bookkeeper. There should be monuments erected to such people, who toil away at books all day. Logan deserves more than the good mark he gets. Logan is another one of our boys who would rather sleep in a bathtub than in a bed. Can you e-magine? If you knew him as_ we do, you could. Banking Club, ’26; History Club, ’27; Glee Club, ’28; Operetta, ’28; Dramatic Club, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Treasurer, R. O. S., ’28. PATRICIA LOUISE TAYLOR, (Lou, II) Norwood “Sober, steadfast and demure—” Lou, II, is just the type who will he someone’s ideal. Resides her steady, reliable work through the years, we recently uncovered the spirit of music within her and it was Louise who helped make “Peggy and the Pirate” a success. Glee Club, ’26, '27, ’28; Operetta, ’27, ’28; Dramatic Club. ’25, ’26, '27, ’28; Senior Nite, '28. Y, NICHOLAS MARCUS TORELLI, (Nick) Norwood “lie is worth his weight in gold.” Nick is the one we just naturally gravitate toward with work to be done, and the funny part of it is that he does it, and a lot more, without complaint. He is a born manager and successfully managed all scenery, etc., for “Seventeen” besides using just dollars in gasoline for the past four years all for the “Honor of the name”. Crier, '24, ’25, '26, ’27; (dee Club, ’28; Dramatic Club, ’25, ’26, ’27, Play, ’26, ’27; A. A. Council, '27, ’28, Treasurer '27, President ’28; Class Vice-President, ’27; Class Play, ’27; Harmonica Club, ’27; Kineomats. President, ’28. V MARION CLAYTON WHAYLAND Glenolden “Some love two, some Icve three; but I love one, and that is me. Clayton got into the limelight by his near-professional leadership of the Senior Orchestra on .Senior Nite. If he doesn't end up teaching sweet little girls to dance we miss our guess. Science Club, ’25; Harmonica Club, ’25; Senate, ’26; Football. ’26, ’27, ’28; Baseball, ’28; Senior Nite, ’28; Senior Orchestra, ’28. v CALVIN WILLIAMS, {Cal) Glenolden “ Cal is the pal of a sweet little gal Cal vin is our stalwart blonde, the one and only. So you see, he has a large weight to carry on his shoulders, that of upholding the reputation of blondes in general for our class. He’s another of the class's cut-ups, always ready with wise- cracks. Camera Club, ’25; Dramatic Club, ’25. ’26, ’27, ’28; Harmonica Club, ’25, ’26; Football. ’27, ’28; Glee Club, ’26, ’27, ’28; Operetta, ’27, ’28; Track, ’25, ’26, ’27, ’28, Manager 28; Senior Nite, ’28; Class Play, ’28; Dramatic Club Play, MILTON LEROY WILLIAMS, {Tony) Glenolden “Captain, my Captain. Tony, “my captain”, the leader of men, led our victorious team to the championship. We could frame the earth he walked on for that reason alone; but also he proved to be a Basketball, ’27, ’28, Captain ’28. ( “Always working, dodging work.” Mary is the blonde of the most remarkable class that ever managed to graduate from Glen-Nor. She is the cheerful cherub, so to speak, and the mere word good-natured doesn’t express half enough. Mary laughs and keeps the world laughing with her. Glee Club, ’25,'26, '27, ’28; Operetta, '25, ’26, ’27; Dramatic Club, ’25, ’26, '27, ’28; Play, ’25; Senior Kite, ’28. MARY BARLOW ZANE, (Mickey) Gl.ENOI.DEN ADIEU! (Tune—“My Maryland”) Cur Senior Class of '28 is leaving you forever. We fought the fight, and battled through, So now our cords we’ll sever. The way was rough, the road not clear, The goal we thought would ne'er appear, But now we’re through, our studies o'er And so we’re leaving dear Glen-Nor. Cur school days now are nearly o'er We say good-bye to dear Glen-Nor. Though we depart on many ways We’ll ne’er forget our dear school days. Although our lessons were quite hard, And we were often worn and tired, We struggled on and did our best A nd now we've won and stood the test. We had the best of teachers here, They led us on with hope and cheer; But as we tread the path of life We’ll ne’er forget our toil and strife. Our labors here were not in vain And at Glen-Nor we've made a name To keep it up by chance or fate, Long live the Class of '28. Irma Hazzard Verna Kutz Ina Mae Foster. IS GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOI Howard E. Slagen...... Ethel A. Ackroyd....... Alma Stewart........... James M. Andes......... Sue E. Andrews......... Russel E. Bamberger.. Margaret M. Bonsali.... Elinor G. Boorse....... Julia M. Brandt........ Thomas S. Bracken..... Freda L. Bri mmer...... Lena M. Cole........... WlTWER DlFFENBAUGH .... Ruth Hassler........... Clara Hipple........... Gertrude Michei........ Earl a P. Myers. . .... Katherine R. Ram bo.... Paul V. Reber.......... Elizabeth May Roberts. . C. Valeria Valentine.... Isabelle M. S. Whittier. Helen D. Ziegler....... FACULTY ................................................. Principal ..................................................Secretary ........................................A ssistant Secretary .... Senior History and Problems .....................................Commercial Subjects .........................Junior High Science and Athletics .................................. Stenography and Typing ..................................... Junior High History .................................Ninth and Tenth English ................................................Mathematics ....................................................Biology ........................................Home Economics . . ...........................Senior Science and Coach ........................................Latin and French ......................................................Music ........................................................Art ..................Junior Business Training and Librarian ......................................Physical Education ................................Junior High Mathematics ................................Senior English and Speech ....................................Junior High Geography ...............................History English and Latin ...............................Seventh and Eighth English LE SOUVENIR 19 PRESIDENT’S WELCOME lARENTS, Teachers, and Friendsof the Class of 1928: K On behalf of this graduating class I most heartily welcome you here tonight to join with us in an evening of fun, and perhaps to bring back to you a few of the memories of our happy by-gone school days that are to us the happiest days of our lives. Let us turn back to the fall of 1922. We were having half-time in the Norwood and Glenolden Grammar Schools, waiting for our “school on the hill” to take us in. Through the faithful cooperation of the two towns and the Joint School Board, we entered our High School one bright, sunny day in March. The following years were not a path of roses. There were times during our six years of learning when our efforts seemed burdensome, but through the untiring assis- tance of our teachers we are now ready to graduate from the school that has in every way made a worthy name for itself. The Class acknowledges the appreciation we owe our teachers who gave us the Torch of Knowledge; and the interest shown in us by the School Board, the Faculty, the Principal and the friends of these twin boroughs. The Class heartily wishes the newly organized Senate, the Athletic Association, the clubs of the School and the following classes the best of luck in all their steps to success. To the Junior Class we wish as delightful a trip to Washington as we had. Our Class started and ended its high school career under unfavor- able building conditions that were necessary to accommodate the increasing number of students. But every cloud has a silver lining, our march to success was not hindered. We made the best of the situa- tion, and are now ready to leave Glen-Nor with our heads up and our spirits high; never once forgetting that we, the Class of 1928, are the first class to complete the entire six years at Glen-Nor High School. Ellwood F. H. Revell, President. 20 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL CLASS HISTORY ‘‘ four long years of hard labor” we find our high school career at its close. Long years of happy, hectic days, but we must not forget those two years we spent in the Junior High. We feel very proud of the fact that we are the first class to “struggle” through the entire six years of Glen-Nor. When we think of our first year, we think of ourselves as “greenies”, the hikes from one burough to another through ice and snow, improvised seats made from discarded benches and tumbled-down desks, classes in the basement and one in the coal bin, but most of all we remember that gala day when we marched to Glen- Nor in time to Mr. Leech’s umbrella. How bright and new everyth ng seemed. It is interesting to note that we entered Glen-Nor while it was still under construc- tion and in our final year the new wing was under construction. In these two years we worked under slight difficulties, but fortunately our teachers were human and sympathized with us. Miss Ziegler was a “peach”, in fact we liked her so well that we requested Mr. Leech to let us have her for our home room teacher in the eighth grade, too. That year was much the same as the preceding year as far as activities were concerned, but we all remember our trips to Secane Woods, Indian Basin and the movies, with Miss Ziegler and Mr. Hagmann as chaperones, with the greatest pleasure. “I say, classmates, didn’t we have fun?” Then came our Freshman year. The first event of this year was the “razzing” the Sophomores gave us. After that all went well until Christmas time, when we had the biggest and best-trimmed tree in the whole school and the happiest party, at least we thought so. This year was the beginning of a real class organization, the officers were: President, Henry Gorman; Secretary and Treasurer, Verna Kutz. When we became sophisticated Sophomores we were quite thrilled with the idea of being in the Glen-Nor Dramatic Club, but we had no sooner settled down to our new estate when we were informed that a Junior Dramatic Club was being organized and that we must join that instead of the Senior Dramatic Club. This announcement took some of the wind out of our sails, but we made the best of it and at the June festival put across a play called “The Littlest Bridesmaid” in which most of the characters were from the Sophomore class. Our class this year was divided into two sections because of the limited amount of space. Some of us shared Room 8 with the “high and mighty” Juniors, perhaps that’s why we’re so wonderful. I wonder? ? Our Sophomore officers were: President, Frank McCarter; Vice-President, Milton Williams; Secretary and Treasurer, Mary Bolger. It was in December, 1926, that theClass of ’28 established for itself a reputation. We made our real debut into the Dramatic World through the presentation of “The Charm School”, coached by Mrs. Bonsall. This was our first outstanding success. LE SOUVENIR 21 In January we held a dance and in spite of the terrible snowstorm it was a success socially and financially. The last event of the year was the Junior-Senior Prom when both classes came out en masse and enjoyed a royal time. The class officers were: President, Milton Williams; Vice-President, Nicholas Torelli; Secretary, Mary Bolger; Treasurer, Ina Mae Foster. At last the eventful year arrived. Our social activities were very much limited due to the construction of the new wing at)d it was not until the latter part of the year that we were able to give our dance; however, it was a huge success. Later, on “Senior Nite”,wegave an entertainment and basketball game and I believe the Seniors had as much fun as anybody there, working it up. April 28 and 29 we gave Booth Tarkington’s famous play, “Seventeen”. This was coached by Miss Elizabeth May Roberts. This proved such a success that we were requested to repeat it and our money coffers swelled considerably. May 10, 11, and 12, were the dates for our much-looked-forward-to Washing- ton trip. We had a very wonderful time, but for a further account our readers must look elsewhere. In June the Juniors gave us a dandy time at the Junior-Senior Prom. The closing events of the record of the Class of ’28 were the Class Night and Commence- ment; there are memories connected with these two nights that we can never forget. Each one has his own special memories, they mean nothing to you or me, but they mean much to him. The officers for our last year are: President, Ellwood Revell; Vice-President, John O’Donnell; Secretary, Mary Edgar; Treasurer, Ina Mae Foster. Thus endeth the career of the Class of ’28 in Glen-Nor High School. Eleanor Lewis. 22 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL CLASS PROPHECY ' HE members of the Class of '28 turned out enmasse to celebrate their reunion held at the beautiful Greenwood Country Club; recently designed by Leroy Phillips. It was very interesting to note the many famous personages, who, not more than a decade ago, were attending Glen-Nor High School. The banquet was served by the famous caterers, McGinnis and Macllwain, who will be remembered as Peg and Clara from the Class of '28. Logan Smith, famous as an elocutionist during his career at Glen-Nor, held the honor of toastmaster at the banquet and introduced the speakers. Previous to the first course, Miss Mary B. Zane, world-famed dietician, was called upon, and she advised the ladies as to what and how much to eat in order to retain their girlish figures. Kathryn Rose, the well-known beautician and maker of the Rose Beauty Preparations, also gave a demonstration for the ladies. Earl Scott, manager of the country club, was among the guests and heartily welcomed all his old friends, and seemed more than pleased to be once more united with his old playmate”, John O'Donnell, present owner of the O’Donnell Toggery Shops, located in New York, London, Vienna and Norwood. Eleanor Lewis, head of the School of Industrial Arts, managed to find time for planning the decorating of the banquet hall; the effect was very beautiful. The music provided for the evening by Irma Hazzard and Gertrude Davis showed exceptional ability on the part of the musicians. The men were attired in the new-style tuxedoes, recently designed by Torelli. At this time Ina Mae Foster favored us with a few selections from her latest revue. Muriel Barr, Physical Director at Glen-Nor, assured us that the Girls and Boys were still win- ning championships as the remarkable athletes of '28 had done. Marguerite Mendenhall, Norah Bourn and Estelle Lutz, after graduating from Glen-Nor, went to the University Hospital to be nurses; they are now very successful in their chosen professions. Another of Glen-Nor’s best athletes was Joe Sheffer, now head director of the Young Men’s Christian Associations of Philadelphia, and with the help of his private secretary, Verna Kutz, is getting along fine. Clay- ton Whayland, with his melodians, rendered a few selections which were thoroughly enjoyed. Margaret and Freddie, the inseparable Roth Twins, have found something that really interests them; they have opened a number of flower shops throughout the United States. At this time, there was some confusion when an aeroplane swooped down in front of the club bearing Harold Smith, who will be recognized as the endurance flier. Miss Ruth Collins, soloist, and Miss Evelyn Carroll, accom- panist, interrupted their international concert tour long enough to attend the reunion. Mary Bolger, a graduate of Bucknell University, has completed a course at the Hahnemann Medical College as a technician. Betty Argali informed us that she is doing settlement work; of course, anyone who knows Betty knew that she would make good, because she has such a sunny disposition. Mrs. McVey, formerly Dorothea Roberts, told us that John Beckett had just completed the sur- veying of her new estate. We were sorry that Margaret Sherratt could not tell us of her work, for being a journalist, she was busy taking notes for The Phila- delphia Inquirer. Del Norte Robinson, Assistant Editor of The Public Ledger, delivered a most interesting address. Mary Edgar, private secretary to the Mayor LE SOUVENIR 2J of Philadelphia, assures us that she really likes her work. We were surprised to learn that the well-known “Davis Drugs” are manufactured by Bennett Davis, a member of the Class of ’28. Margaret Cornish was giving a talk on dramatics, when the lights suddenly went out, but were quickly fixed by a competent electrician, Ernest Rowden. Frank Smith has a Packard Automobile Agency and we’re glad to hear that he is doing fine. Calvin Williams informed us that he had just returned from a tour of the United States and he showed us a most interesting collection of old relics. There was a sudden burst of applause when our former basketball captain, Milton Williams, was introduced, now President of the Baldwin Locomotive Works; he told about his work and also asked his “capable private secretary' to speak, who proved to be Helen Higgins. Edith Krause, a graduate of I emple University, is teaching at Upper Darby. Violet Hagenkotter gives piano lessons and has several studios, one being located in Paris. Ellwood Revell, former president of the Senior Class, has been successful in putting the Revell engine on the market. Bill Pennypacker, who always had a good sense of humor, has taken to more somber things and is now a prosperous funeral director. Martha Corter, one of the great- est girl athletes Glen-Nor ever produced, has followed sports and she is considered one of the best professional women athletes of today. Louis Kitts, who proved himself a hero in high school by saving two small children, is now director of Public Safety in New York City. Before leaving the banquet table, pictures were taken of the group by the famous photographer, Louise Taylor, after which the guests went to the main hall for dancing. Helen Higgins Milton Williams Louis Kitts. A TOAST Here’s a toast to ’28, The best that ever passed the gate of knowledge. We’ve struggled hard and now we’ve won, So can look back and say well done. We’ve had our fun and now it’s gone, But the memories will linger on. Our future—who will dare to guess, Except to say we’ll meet success? Soon we go forth to face our fate, Meanwhile, here’s to '28. Margaret Sherratt. 24 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1928 TT7E, THE honorable Class of '28, being of sound mind, possessed of much I 1® intelligence, and considering the uncertainty of this frail and transitory life, do therefore make, ordain, publish and declare this to be our last Will and Testament. We leave to the Junior Class our places on the Honor Roll, our athletic and dramatic ability, library passes, general passes and other useless possessions. To the school as a whole we leave our fine school spirit and the little store around the corner. To the faculty and to the principal, we bequeath our loving memory, and hope they have many more classes just as good (if this is possible). Individually Speaking: I, Milton Williams, do bequeath my “IT” and my Basketball captaincy to Edward Sheet . Louis Kitts has kindly consented to give Joseph Finnerty his beautiful wavy hair and lovely eyebrows. I, Leroy Phillips, bestow my timid voice to E. Brennan. Joseph Sheffer leaves his perfect attendance certificate to Thomas Reynolds. I, Clayton Whayland, do will and bequeath my “family doctor” to John Walsh. Nicholas Torelli wills his business ability to Arthur Texter. I, John O’Donnell, do bequeath my “Way with the Women” to Charles Bancroft. Logan Smith wishes to hand over his vocabulary and gift of poetry to Benjamin Tarr. 1, Bennett Davis, bequeath my remarkable blazer to Gerald Still, till he sees fit to will it to some other student. I, John Beckett, willingly bestow my “boomin’ ” bass voice on William Bennett. Harold Smith has kindly consented to give his “critic’s ability” to Norris Harrington. I, Ellwood Revell, hereby will my saxophone to Bill Corbin; all missies that come his way from the playing he is requested to return. I, Frank Smith, leave my “baby blue eyes” to the Honorable Francis Super. William Pennypacker, after much discussion, has willingly agreed to hand over his Ford to Willard Stein. I, Earl Scott, do bequeath my “Pirate Band” to Bill Dodd. I, Ruth Collins, leave my “toothpaste advertisement smile” to Grace Wilcox. I, Margaret Cornish, give my “laughing spells” to Jessie Lunn. Del Norte Robinson wishes to give her ability to supervise the camera man to Muriel Ingram, in case it comes in handy next year. I, Irma Hazzard, bequeath my piano talent to Betty Smith. We, Clara McGinnis and Peg Macllwain, bestow our cook books to whosoever may need them. LE SOUVENIR 25 We, Martha Corter, Kathryn Rose, and Mary Bolger, have kindly consented to leave our places on the basketball team to Maybelle Yannone, Barbara Taylor, and Marion Pascoe. We, Gertrude Davis, Margaret and Freddie Roth, do hereby bestow our beloved Pittsburgh Spirit upon Beulah Roth. I, Louise Taylor, do hereby declare my place on the Honor Roll shall be possessed by Mildred Wilgus and Evelyn Seltzer. I, Evelyn Carroll, on this day of Tuesday, May 3, 1928, A. D., do solemnly swear that I shall bestow my sweet, low voice to Katheryn Skillman. I, Verna Kutz, do bequeath my executive ability in handling tickets, horse- feathers, rusty razor blades, and door knobs, to Elizabeth Moore. Mary Edgar leaves her sweet disposition to Lorraine Dahis and Edna W right. Edith Krouse has agreed to leave her quiet nature to Anna Phillips and Gladys Robinson. I, Muriel Barr, leave my “taxi business” to Peggy Colhoun. I, Betty Argali, will my bread, butter and applesauce to Eileen Lindsay and Myrtle Lafferty. I, Margaret Sherratt, do bequeath my “make up” box to Tillie Kupsis and Mildred Cambage. Helen Higgins wills “that school girl complexion” to Amy Briscoe. I, Eleanor Lewis, will my painting of Operetta scenery to Helen Rhodes and Katheryn Crowe. I, Ina Mae Foster, bequeath my place on the stage to Harriet Irving. I Marguerite Mendenhall, leave my innocent looks to Eleanor Rarick and Dot Deacon. I, Violet Hagenkotter, leave my love for the teachers to Adele Edminston and Marguerite Hobbs. We, Estelle Lutz and Calvin Williams, leave our “coat of arms” to Naomi Weidman and Doug Colhoun. I, Dot Roberts, leave my undying love for Glen-Nor to Margaret Dift'enbach and Elizabeth Talbot. We, Mary Zane and Norah Bourn, leave our admirable sizes to Nannie Bishop and Grace Wolfenden. We hereby constitute and appoint Charles Parris the executor of this, our Last Will and Testament. Signed, Sealed, Published and Declared as our Last Will and Testament. Witnesses: Freddie Rotit, Eari. Scott. 1 LE SOUVENIR 27 THE WASHINGTON TRIP May 10, 1928, 8:31 A. M. (Daylight Saving Time) rHE day was bright and beautiful, why shouldn’t it be, weren’t we going to Washington? A laige crowd gathered arcund the station, mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers and—oh yes, sweethearts. The faithful Juniors presented each girl with a handkerchief and the boys with corncob pipes. Every- body was on time, even Mary Zane and Joe Sheffer, but oh my! the train. At eight-thirty we all became rather anxious for there was no train in sight. Finally it did come and amid cheers and confetti we bearded the last coach of the train which was marked Glen-Nor. We were off! On our journey, we became acquainted with the songs we were to make famous. “Last Night as I Lay on My Pillow” and “We’re Here Because We’re Here”. The time, spent in playing cards, eating, singing and gating at the tracks from the back platform, passed rapidly. Only cnce did we have any trouble; when we stopped at Elktcn it was necessary to forcibly restrain certain parties in order to prevent any elopements. 10:30 A. M. (Eastern Standard Time) We arrived in Washington and what a thrill it was to know that we were really there. After being relieved of our baggage, we proceeded to the Capitol. On our way we purchased cards to send to our many friends back home, and canes to aid us in the excessive walking we had before us. A guide met us at the door of the Capitol and explained and described the main hall and dome of it. The building was very huge, more so than even our best imaginations had pictured; we were all very much impressed. We saw the House of Representatives in ses- sion and were surprised to find the conduct almost as bad as that of our Senior Class Meetings. As it was dinner time, we were very hungry, and also anxious to see our “home” so we proceeded to the “Driscoll”. The hotel passed our every expectation. After getting our keys, we took the first of our many elevator rides to our respective floors and finally found our rooms. We excitingly unlocked the doors and beheld our new homes. It took us a very short time to freshen up and to find the dining room. We approached our table warily, for after what we heard about the meals of last year’s class we were prepared for almost anything, even spinach and stew, but to our surprise we were handed a menu that caused all our fears to depart. After ordering every- thing we dared to, we settled ourselves for a real meal with pie la mode for dessert. “Lou” and “Scotty” couldn't wait, so they started right in on the bread and butter. During the course of the meal their bread plate was refilled five times. We supposed they must have put it in their vest pockets for their evening party. Again we ascended to our rooms and prepared for the afternoon’s itinerary. Several of the girls held up the party by being late because they couldn’t find the elevator! However, we were soon on our way. HOTEL THE SCRAH BlE hAUD m THE power BEHIND THE THRONE. 29 I.E SOUVENIR 2:00 P. M. Our first stop was the Pan-American Building, where we saw a most beauti- ful Patio, with a fountain in the center which was surrounded by tropical plants. We were informed by the guide that they had a “corner” on the coffee market last year; their tree actually gave forth two coffee beans. Some of our more brilliant boys enjoyed conversing with the two parrots, Eleanor and MacAdoo. We continued to the Continental Memorial Hall and the American Red Cross Building, where we saw, by the way, an old battered ambulance, probably the one Mr. Deardorf drove in the war, and thence to the Corcoran Gallery of Art which, much to our relief, was the last of our walking (for awhile). Here sightseeing buses met us about 3:45 P. M. for a tour of the city. We stopped at the Lincoln Memorial and confronted more steps than we had probably ever seen before (we hadn’t seen the Washington Monument yet), but most of us were brave enough to tackle them and upon reaching the top dis- covered a large statue of Lincoln sitting in a chair. Absolute quiet must be main- tained here and the result is indeed awe-inspiring; one feels that here is holy ground. Boarding the buses again we continued our tour. Probably the only thing that we will remember is—“to your right” and “on your left”, however the guide pointed out to us all the important buildings; among them the Ford theatre, where Lincoln was shot, and the house across the street where he died. Arriving at the Driscoll we had a few minutes left for addressing cards or what have you? We descended to dinner and were actually handed a different menu, much to our satisfaction. The meal was enjoyed by all especially the dessert, pie a la mode. 8:00 P. M. We all journeyed to the Congressional Library to spend the evening after which we retired to our rooms, but not to stay. The girls assembled for a pajama party, the boys for -----? After being entertained by the talent of the class we retired to our own rooms at the bewitching hour of 12:00. We then, of course, obeyed all the rules of going to bed, switching off the lights and remaining quiet. We would have all slept peaceably if the House Dick” hadn’t disturbed us by knocking at our doors and pacing up and down the hall. It has been reported that the boys especially obeyed all the rules. We’re sorry to hear that there were not enough beds afforded, so John and Leroy had to sleep in the bath tub; we also wonder what kind of game they were playing called In and Out the Window”. However, some of us got a few hours’ sleep at the most, thus ending our first eventful day and night. May 11, 6:30 A. M. After a good night’s rest (??) we all arose refreshed—had breakfast and at 8:30 A. M. left for the Bureau of Printing and Engraving. Upon our arrival, we learned that we were not the only High School in Washington that day, for there was a mob waiting in line that looked like the “Big Parade . However, we politely took our place at the end, progressing about a yard every ten or fifteen minutes. We were finally admitted to the building, after a two-hour wait. We were repaid, LE SOUVENIR .11 for in the building, all the stamps and paper money of the United States are made. It was indeed interesting when our guide asked an illustrious member of our class, “How many postal stations do you think there are in the United States? Main ones—not counting sub-stations?” He wisely asnwered, “Oh, about twelve,” and another said, “Yep, that’s right.” The consternation and embarrassment was great when the guide informed him, “There are sixty-eight thousand mail postal stations in the United States, not counting all the sub-offices.” From here, we walked to the Washington Monument. The guide told us it was constructed of two different kinds of stone which accounted for the two different colors. At this point, one of our wise-crackers piped up, “Why don't they paint it all one color?” There were two ways afforded in which to reach the dizzy height—by a flight of nine hundred steps or by elevator. We, who chose the former, were warned by the guide not to run up the steps, for if we did we would be fined a hundred dol- lars. About 250 feet above terra firma, we knew better than to run. Drops of perspiration began to mark our weary brows, and on every landing some sort or wearing apparel was taken off. The procedure seemed to go much slower the farther up we got, due to some physical condition or phenomenon, until with a final spring, the eight-hundred and eightieth step came into view. After seeing Washington from this dizzy height, most of us “rode” down. We were quite thrilled when told our next stop was to be the White House! Most of us hailed a taxi, for as you may guess, our feet were very, very tired, and besides, we thought it would make a great impression riding up in style. We were quite disappointed not to have seen the Fresident, but it is important to note that we discovered we were personally acquainted with Mayor Kendrick’s daughter (?). Alias—Ina Mae! From here we taxied to the hotel, glad for a rest. Lunch- eon with pie a la mode was very welcome. 1:00 P. M. Merrily we rolled along toward Mount Vernon, stopping off at Arlington Cemetery. The symbolic grave of the unknown soldier, ever guarded by a statue- like sentry, was the most impressive thing of all. Leaving Arlington behind, we proceeded to Alexandria. The guide pointed out the important landmarks, all being historical, but that which struck us as the one fact with the most history in back of it, was the discovery that the students of Alexandria were also wading their way through the same “Literature and Life , as we. This inspired us for the moment and we gave a hearty cheer for the luck- less student from whom the information had been obtained. Bounding on amid bugs, with much singing and cheering, we reached the mansion which had formerly been Washington’s home. After giving the inside of the mansion the once-over and having cur pictures taken on the front lawn, we strolled down a path leading to the river where we bearded the boat, such as it was, that took us back to Washington. Buses met us, much to our satisfaction, which landed us at the Driscoll for dinner and pie la mode. 32 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL 7:30 P. M. The evening was at the pleasure of the party. Hailing taxicabs some of us went to Poli’s Theatre to see “The Road to Rome”, and the others to the National Theatre to see, “Take My Advice”. The latter party, upon reaching the National Theatre, were shown a flight of stairs which they had to climb. At the head of this flight we discovered, much to our chagrin, another and still another flight. We wouldn't have minded this if we had not climbed the Washington Monument earlier in the day. At first we thought it was a trick being played on us, but we all agreed after the play that it was well worth the effort. Mr. Andes, who chaperoned us, took great pleasure in one of the “cracks” that a certain professor was a human being, he didn't act at all like a professor. Returning to the hotel we were just in time for the dancing, after which we journeyed to our rooms ready for sleep; we didn’t lose any time seeking our downy couches. Saturday, May 12, 1928, 7:30 A. M. Somehow or other, we managed to drag ourselves out of bed (those who were in) and descend for breakfast. We were rather sad on this bright morning, real- izing it was to be our last morning in dear old Washington. However, it found us visiting the United States Fisheries, Aircraft Building, Smithsonion Institute (where we looked in the door and saw “Lindy’s” famous plane) and last of all the New Museum, after which we were free until luncheon. Some of the boys gave Washington a treat by riding through the city in a “buggy” while most of the girls went shopping. Arriving at the hotel we packed, ate our lunch ending with pie a la mode and a liberal (?) tip to the waiter for his kind services. Buses took us to the great Union Station and it was hard to realize that our “long waited for” trip was over forever and ever and that we were homeward hound, but not without cur-never-to-l;e-forgotten memories of that Washington Trip! Gertrude Davis Marguerite Mendenhall. LE SOUVENIR 33 WHO’S WHO IN THE SENIOR CLASS Who always fights for the “Rights of the Seniors”?........Margaret Sherratt Who is looking forward to a little home with Mickey?......................Duty Rose Who loves her little nap in Physics class?................................Mary Zane Who will win the heart of a man through her cooking?.......................Peg McIlwain Who shudders at the touch of a man?......................................Clare McGinnis Who stole the nurse’s boy friend?..............................Muriel Barr Who makes sure ftat Lou Kitts’ hair is always in place?.........Helen Higgins Who keeps up our spirits with her witty sayings?................Betty Argall Who is the only Senior who wishes she were still a sophomore?. . . .Ruth Collins Who has recently developed a line of baby talk?................Eleanor Lewis Who always puts lessons before pleasure?...................Ina Mae Foster Who thinks the “Chandler” is the best car on the market?.........Mary Bolger Who likes Bills?...............................................Martha Corter Who’s who and which is which?.................................. Roth Twins Who’s engaged now and then?................................................Dot Roberts Who’s the heavyweight of the class?......................................Norah Bourn Who approves of chiropractors?...................................Mary Edgar Who’s the modest flower in the class?....................Violet Hagenkotter Who disturbs the class meetings with her continuous chatter?.........................................Marguerite Mendenhall Who left Ridley Park High for Glen-Nor?........................Evelyn Carrol Who can always be seen loitering around Room 10?................Verna Kutz Who represents the song “Me and My Shadow”?..............................Irma Hazzard and Louise Taylor Who’s the champion chatterbox of our Class?............Dei, Norte Robinson Who is our little Irish colleen?.............................Margaret Cornish Who wants to get back to nature?................................Edith Krause Who’s keeping something from us?.............................Gertrude Davis Who is the bachelor of the Class?.......................................Ernest Rowdon Who is the shining light in third year French?.........................Johnnie Beckett Who knows his onions?......................................Bill Pennypacker Who operates the Norwood Bus service for ladies?.................Nick Torelli Who has the most extraordinary name?.....................................Frank Smith Who can make Sundaes on week days?............................Bennett Davis Who is Glen-Nor’s most beautiful Captain?.....................Tony Williams Who thought he made a touchdown?...........................Clayton Whayland Who is our famous play critic?.................................Harold Smith Who wants all the girls to have his picture?....................Leroy Phillips Who are the heroes of the Class?............:........Scotty and Louis Kitts Who wins the hearts of the girls with his love stories?.........Logan Smith Who are in fa 'or of a post-office in Room IS?.Cal Williams and Estelle Lutz Who stole Pennypacker’s P'ord?....................................Joe Sheffer Who wa carried away by his part in the Operetta?...........John O’Donnell Who rules with an iron hand at Senior Class meetings?......Ellavood Revell ESOUVENIR 35 THE SENIOR CLASS PLAYS t HE ('lass of ’28 has ever been famous as a dramatic one. This SS'icjj has been illustrated in the many plays and school entertainments which have been given during our career. “The Littlest Bridesmaid” was pre- sented by our Junior Dramatic Club in the Sophomore year, and was well par- ticipated in by members of this class. The same year the Glee Clubs presented the operetta, “ In Arcady ”, which will be remembered as the “lovely operetta”, in which Maud and Fred did their “Merry Widow Waltz” to the tune of “Just Because”. In our Junior Year we gave the play entitled, “The Charm School”, Betty Walker and Tony had the leading parts, being well supported by the rest of the all-Junior Cast. In Twenty-seven “The Dragon of Woo-Foo”. a delightful little Chinese Operetta, with many Juniors in the cast. One can often hear yet the jazzy tune of “No More Blues” or the plaintiff air of “Young Love is a Delicate Flower”. It was during this year that the Dramatic Club presented “The Whole Town’s Talking and believe me, the whole town was talking about the fine performance and the exceptional acting of the famous Class of ’28, whose members participated in this farce. Our Senior year at last, and of course, in this year we were taking part in most all the activities. The first big event that took place was the operetta “Peggy and the Pirate”. It was a most all- Senior cast and was voted the best operetta in our musical history. Never will we forget Earl, as a brave buccaneer, and John, as a valiant hero, fighting all over the place for the ladies’ favor. We never knew we were so popular, did we girls? The Senior Variety Night was just another exhibit of the talent and clever comedians that the class really possesses. Then came the Senior Play and after many suggestions and much expert advice from different members of the class, Booth Tarkington's “Seventeen” was chosen. A double cast was used with Mary Edgar and John O’Donnell as the leading couple on Friday night, and Eleanor Lewis and Earl Scott on Saturday night. It was a toss-up between the two casts, for such excep- tional talent was displayed each night, that it would be hard to say which cast was the better. Now, our high school days are brought to a close, and also our school dramatics, but in the years to come, we expect to see, blazing in flaming colors on Broad- way, the names of some of our famous dramatists of the Class of ’28. Ixa Mae Foster. 36 GLFN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL LE SOUVENIR 37 SENIOR CLASS MEETING HAVING finally assembled the class, our worthy president, El- wood Revell, in his deep, master- ful voice, opened the meeting with the usual, “Will the meeting please come to order?” It didn’t, but that was a mere detail, for after six years of class meet- ings with this group, little more could be expected. The minutes were being read by Mary Edgar, when the class critic, Harold Smith, interrupted with “You’re all wet; that didn't happen at all.” However, it was remembered that Harold Smith hadn’t been present at the previous meeting, and we passed that by. When the call for old business was made it had an effect like the ringing of the 2:45 bell. Ten or twelve worthy Seniors jumped to their feet and above all was heard the familiar voice of Ina Mae Foster, with her usual wail for back class dues. Every one tried to claim the floor at once and the meeting gradually lost its formality, as it now seemed to be a clear case of the loudest voice wins. Elwood was rapidly losing his dignity and was heard to say in a loud voice directed to John Beckett, “Hey, where d’ you think y’are—-home?” Margaret Sherratt then came up with a motion, but when the vote was taken it showed 54 votes—there were 47 present. In the midst of the heated dis- cussion which naturally followed, Mr. Andes, who had been attending a Faculty meeting in the room directly below, appeared and told us the plaster was beginning to fall in Room 4, which was most annoying. At that, we con- descended to quiet down—some, and during the few moments of silence, a little necessary business was carried on. A ridiculous motion was brought up by Earl Scott, and in the midst of the discussion, Nick Torelli obtained the floor and moved that the meeting adjourn. It was seconded, thirded, and fourthed, and a rush for the door was made. Our president gave a sigh of relief—and so did we all. Irma L. Hazzard 4 LE SOUVENIR 39 THE JUNIOR CLASS ACADEMIC Bancroft, Charles Bishop, Nannie Cambage, Mildred Colhoun, Douglas Colhoun, Helen Corbin, William Deacon, Dorothy Edmiston, Adele Hobbs, Marguerite Ingram, Muriel Kupsis, Til lie Lafferty, Myrtle Lindsay, Eileen Pasco, Marion Pruitt, Hunter Rarick, Eleanor Seltzer, Evelyn Skillman, Katherine Still, Gerald Talbot, Elizabeth Tarr, Benjamin Taylor, Richard Walsh, John Weidman, Naomi Wilcox, Grace Wolfenden, Grace Wright, Edna COMMERCIAL Briscoe, Amy Crowe, Kathryn Dahis, Lorraine Dieffenbach, Margaret Irving, Harriet Kinsey, Helen Lunn, Jessie McHale, Helen Moore, Elizabeth Phillips, Anna Rhodes, Helen Robinson. Gladys Roth, Beulah Yannone, Maybelle TECHNICAL Bennett, William Brennan. Edward Dodd. Ernest Finnerty, Joseph Harrington, Norris Parris, Charles Reynolds, Thomas Sheetz, Edward Smith, Betty Stein, Willard Super, Francis Taylor, Barbara Texter, Arthur Wilgus, Mildred LE SOUV ENIR 4! THE SOPHOMORE CLASS ACADEMIC Allmang, Ruth Hell, Craig Boden, Beatrice Brooks, Robert Cleary, Dorothy Fell, Lois Fisher, Alfred Gemberling, Edwin Girard, Margaret Happe, Marion Hunter, Edward Hunter, William Hursh, Merrit Kauffman, Alfred Kenny, Alice Kinder, Gladys Kipp, Helen Mastcn, Lila Miller, Norma Revell, Jessie Riley, Catherine Rose, Margaret Scott, Carl Smith, Paul Smullen, Marion COMMERCIAL Boden, Elinor Morrison, Jessie Brady, Marcella Morrison, Laura Courtney, Evelyn Reed, Helena Gamble, Margaret Reese, Laura Hubery, Irene Schriver, lone Johnson, Bertha Schuder, Margaret Kelly, Grace Sloan, Samuel Mauger, Ruth Crain, Frances Morrison, Florence Walsh, Mary Yeakle, Emma TECHNICAL Bailey, Clayton Bowen, John Casey, Joseph Cheatley, Frank Chittick, Howard Crowe, Joseph Fisher, Richard Higgins, Charles Hill, Howard Kearney, Daniel Lindsay, Dan Mauger, Clyde Morrison, Earl Mulli ken, Clarence Rappold, Edward Paul, Richard Reynolds, Eugene Riley, George Seltzer, Luther Wilson, Wallace Wright, Burritt LE SOUVENIR 43 THE FRESHMAN CLASS ACADEMIC Baird, Emma MacKendrick, Irere Bancroft. Elnor Matthias, Miriam Barr, Arthur McClure, Forrest Bishop, Henrietta MacLaughlin, Eleanor Bolger, Grace Pierce, Ethelyn Brogan, Carolyn Ricker, Florence Bruce, Richard Righter, Bertha Chapman, Mabel Sheetz, Mae Collins, Anita Sherratt, Archie DeBeust, Thelma Simpson, William Eggleston, Virginia Smith, Elizabeth Erikson, Ruth Smith, Glenn Gibson, John Smith. Marion Gipp, Marguerite Sparks, William Guernsey, Joseph Talbot, Ellen Heimach, Jane Thayer, Alice Heisler, Betty Thayer, Mary Hunter, Elsie Sue 'Corelli, Michael Johnson. William Urian, Katherine Johnston, Marie Walsh, Margaret Lawyer, Louis Walton, William Lindsay, Marjorie Woerner, Elizabeth COMMERCIAL Ackroyd, Edythe Holladay, Marguerite Bonsai 1, Anna Holst, Lillian Crumback. Eulanee Keate, Olivia Denner, Dorothy Lilley, Stanlev Dunning. Roberta McHale, Alice Eckhardt, Ralph Mundell. Grace Eaunee, Dorothy Xeithercott. Edwin Gambrill, Brooks Sipple, Robert Gillett, Mortimer Small. Robert Hinkle, Gladys Still, Evelyn Holcombe, Madeleine Townsend, Fosephine Upjohn, Ethel TECHNICAL Aiello, Robert McClellan, Arthur Bahder, William Mechesney, Guv Bennet, Herman Mendenhall. Henry Brewster, Wrestling Nelson, Fred Brooks, Joseph Oves, Paul Bromall, Harry Palmer, Charles Campbell, Francis Paynter, Herbert Cornish, Robert Schuhl, Alex Corrigan, Joseph Shisler, Raymond Davis, Thomas Smyser, El wood Flickinger, Reed Stillwell. William Holeman, Robert Texter, John Trout, George LE SOUVENIR 45 EIGHTH GRADE ACADEMIC Auld, Mary Brogan, Leslie Buftiington, Anna Chalfonte, Clifford C lothier, Miriam Craig, Dorothy Davis, Ruth Dutton, Gertrude Edmiston, Elizabeth Euler, Joseph Field, Clifford Gorman, William Hiddemen, Katharine Hoar, Ruth Kenny, Marcella Kleinz, Fred Krause, Marion LeVan, William Lewis, Edward Lewis, Margaret Loughner, Russell Lunn, Hazel Malt man, Marie Mauk, Emma McCartney, Fred Mclntire, June Mitchell. George Parker, Bert Parry, Marian Pennypacker, Thomas Pietsch, Albert Reynolds, Philip Rogers, Mary Shockley. Pauline Sloan, Alfred Sloatman, Mary Isabella Smith, Elizabeth Smullen, Clinton Yortigern, Helene Weiand, Theodore Williams, James Wright, Dorothy Yeager, Olive COMMERCIAL Bagley, Alice Bahder, Helen Barlow, Frances Blumenschein, Harriet Bonsall, Lillie Bright, Dorothy Brobst, Blanche Cavanaugh, Anna Cubbler, Ralph Essick, Grier Faunce, Miriam Hamilton, Stewart Holeman, Jane Horenburg, Muriel Jukes, Kathryn Woodruff, Maretzkv, Dolores McElwee, Ruth Mendenhall, Doris Moore, Eleanor Muller, Mildred Paul, Albert Phillips, Martha Pierce, Leona Rappold, Elizabeth Reese, Marie Roche, Marie Smith, Lynn Tomei, Josephine Yanderbreggen, Dorothy Yerlohner, Gertrude David TECHNICAL Borkland, Leonard C liff. Edwin Davis. Ralph Drumheller, Charles Dugan, John Emerson, Stephen Essick, Ralph Gardner, Raymond Hill, John Jordan, Charles Jordan, Reess Kinsey, Ralph Kirk, Alfred Loney, Warren Lumb, Charles Milne, Elsie Ostien, Paul Peyre-Ferry, George Reynolds, Gordon Roop, Thomas Roy, George Scott, Sharon Sheffer, John Slaughter, Edward Walz, Fred Weisen, Gladys Wilson, Dorothy Van none, Herbert 4 LE SOUVENIR 47 SEVENTH GRADE Ackroyd, T. Henry Allen, Evelyn Auld, Jack Baker, Jean Boden, Pauline Bonney, Reed Brighton, Samuel Briscoe, Alice Bryce, William Clark, Mary Jane Doyle, John Fisher, Harold Gill, Alfred F. Hall, Margaret Heilman. Rosalie Hinkle, Thomas Kipp, Wesley Abbott, William Bagiev, John Boekenkamp, Marvi Collins, Dorothy Cox, John Daltry, Lillian Drumheller. William Edwards. William Hunter, Harry Jacobsen, Alice Jacobsen, Walter Keebler, Marshall Kineavy, Elizabeth Kitts, Bessie Macair, Scott Margolis, Rose McAllister, Helen Beckett, Palmer Davis, Martha Deur, Joseph Duncan, Marion Duvak, George Engel, Norman Ferguson, Marion Fields, Virginia Flanagan, Alice Harrington, Ernest Higgins, Jane Lawser, Herbert Lawson, Jack Lee, Frank Loisch, Ludwig Megill, Elizabeth SEVEN A Leech, Janet McCausland, Margaret McClure, Eileen Moore, Edith Pasco, Jack Reid, William Scott, James Sloatman, John Smith, Betty Smith, Ruth Stephens, Jeanette Stilwell, John Texter, William Vanderbreggen, Cornelius Walton, Grace Wood. Gladys Wright, Howard Wylie, Laura SEVEN B Meeder, Helen Morrison. Ethel Paul. Willis Pruitt, Albert Riddagh, Helen Riddagh, Robert Riegner, Mildred Rivell, Raymond Rust, Walter Schuder. Dorothy Seltzer, Edith Shirley, Charles Thompson, Beatrice Thurber, Charles Urian, Mildred Walz, Stanley Weaver, Dorothy SEVEN C Miller, Horace Nagle Gordon Ncithereott, Robert Parcel 1. Fred Paul, Robert Paul, William Porter, Clarence Reynolds, Edward Shaw, George Small, Alice Taber, David Tindall, Charles Turner, Carlton Tuson, John Waller, Elizabeth Williamson, Edward ’annone, Michael LE SOUVENIR 49 GLEE CLUB President—Ina Mae Foster Vice-President—Mary Edgar Sec.-Treas.—Katherine Crowe The work of the combined Glee Clubs this year has been quite successful. The Operetta, “Peggy and the Pirate”, took a lot of work on the part of each member, but it certainly was worth it. Now they are practicing new numbers for certain occasions. Saturday even- ing, June 2, the Glee Club will sing at the Manor. They have recently pur- chased a new Baby Grand Piano, which they presented to the school. This will be long remembered by those who put forth their best efforts to make such a thing possible. 50 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA The Glen-Nor Orchestra has been a very busy organization this year. It suffered a great loss by the graduation of the 1927 Class, but the underclassmen filled the gap very well. The orchestra has played for the Home and School Association, Junior Class Play, Operetta, Manor Theatre and they expect to put on a musical program with the Glee Club. SENIOR SPEECH CLUB The Senior Speech Club this year has two plays, one at Christmas and another a membership of six girls. The girls in February, at the C entury C lub. We have accomplished a great deal of work wish next year’s Senior Speech Club as this year, under Miss Roberts. Besides great success as we have had. their regular class work, they have given LE SOUVENIR 51 SENATE This year the Senate was not started until the end of April because the whole school program has, been more or less disorganized. Little has been accom- plished, but it gives the students for next year, something substantial on which to build. 52 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL A. A. COUNCIL THE BEES I.E SOUVENIR 53 President—Nicholas Torelli Vice-President—Eleanor Lewis Assistant Treasurer—-Ruth Collins Secretary—Kathryn Crowe The A. A. Council this year has had its responsibility taken from its shoulders as the School Board kindly consented to take care of its financial difficulties. Mr. Swan and his Bees have worked hard all year. They have printed tickets for everything that has occurred at Glen-Nor this Season. They do all the library printing and all the adver- tising for plays. Indeed we owe the Bees a debt of gratitude. LE SOUVENIR 55 SENIOR DRAMATIC CLUB President—Mary Bolger Vice-President—John O'Donnell Sec.-Treas.—-Ruth Collins This Club has quite a large member- ship. Although it did not organize until late in the year, they have been working on some very clever one-act plays that were coached by members of the Senior Speech Class. The Club meets every other Thurs- day after school. At the last meeting in April a clever one-act play was given, which was enjoyed by all. SCIENCE CLUB Sponsor—Mr. Bamberger President—Francis Campbell Secretary—Henry Mendenhall Vice-President—Evelyn Still Ass'l. Secretary— Edith Ackrovd The Science Club has fourteen mem- bers and is getting along very wel con- sidering the short time it has been organized. The meetings are held on Wednesday of each week. In these meetings interesting experiments are made, and reports concerning Scientific inventions are given. 56 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL THE JUNIOR PLAY LE SOUVENIR 57 BANKING CLUB The tellers of the Banking Club are Juniors and Seniors. We have taken in a number of deposits this year. Some large; some small, but when they are small they grow like weeds. Miss Andrews, the sponsor, is very anxious that Glen-Nor have 100 per cent in deposits next year, as was our aim this year. This year we failed miserably, but we expect great things next year. THE JUNIOR PLAY The Juniors tackled their first play this year, “Honor Bright”, and we are glad to say it was a great success. The cast was: Watts N. Harrington Foster II. Pruit James Schooley B. Tarr Rt. Rev. Wm. Carton. . . T. Reynolds Honor Bright Talbot Maggie ... 7 . Rhodes Simpson ... .A. T exter Michael 7. Walsh Mrs. Barrington . . .K. Wright Mrs. Carton .K. Skillman Richard Barrington . C. Bancroft Annie . .G. Robinson Tot ....£. Rarick Jones . . J. Finnerty Bill Drum . R. Tavlor The Seniors think the Junior play was very good. We wish you all success in the future; keep up the Glen-Nor Spirit, Juniors! GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL NEWS-CRIER At the beginning of the year the Crier Staff thought they’d tackle a new pro- ject so they combined the News and Crier. We published fifteen issues of the News, printing it this year instead of the old mimeographed copy, and two issues of the Crier, the Record Number being the third. We consider this a very good idea and wish next year’s Seniors the best of success in managing the News- Crier. LE SOUVENIR 5«) SENIOR LIBRARY CLUB Every Monday after school this Club meets, under the sponsorship of Mrs. Myers. Its membership is rather large; its work is interesting and its pins attrac- tive. Each member is given the privi- lege of taking charge of the library for one period a week, or more if he wishes. It is her duty to keep order in the library, see that books are checked out properly and keep the shelves attractive at all times. 60 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL THE KINEOMATOGRAPIIIC CLUB President—Nicholas Torelli Vice-President—Joe Sheffer Secretary and Treasurer—Ben Tarr Other members: Louis Kitts, William Pennypacker. This Club has done very successful work this year. The movie box was under construction so this left just the spots to be operated by the Kinemats. We wish to thank them for their efforts, and hard work. LE SOUVENIR 61 STAMP CLUB President—Corneliu s Vanderbreggen Vice-President—Margaret McCausland Sec.-Treas.—Margaret Hall The Stamp Club was organized early in the term by several members of the seventh grade; Miss Boorse consented to be the sponsor. We have issued a weekly paper called the Glen-.Xor Philatelists Club News. It has come out rather irregularly on account of difficulty with the printers, which we have had to change a few times a month. We have given two stamp exhibits which have been very successful, and we expect our pins to arrive soon. GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOl 62 LE SOUVENIR h.t NATURE CLUB President—William I.e Van Vice-President—Betty Edminston Secretary—Dorothy Wright Treasurer—Chas. Drumheller This Club has a membership of between 30 to 40 members, mostly 7th and 8th graders. They have often taken trips at noon-time from 12 o’clock to 1. Many of the members have been quite active in bringing in the first spring flowers as they appear. The big trip of the year will be to Indian Basin where plant and bird life are very plentiful and scenery is exquisite. TRAVEL CLUB President—Blanche Brobst Vice-President—Charles Jordon Secretary—Alice Bagley Treasurer—Peggy Hall The Travel Club, in charge of Miss Valentine, met in Room 7, on April 16, 1928, and enrolled 40 members. The Club planned to take a hike, but on account of the inclemency of the weather had to postpone it to some future date. It was voted to have a picture of the Travel Club in the Senior Annual, which we all consider a great honor. 64 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL FOOTLIGHT CLUB President—Ruth Mauger Vice-President—Margaret Rose Secretary—Gladys Kinder Treasurer—Lois Fell Due to the change in the school calendar the Footlight Club will not present their annual play, but instead a few one-act plays. The first one will be the “Trunk from India”. These plays are coached by Seniors. SPEED CLUB The members of this Club consist of all the Senior Commercial girls and a few of the Junior Commercial girls. Next year, Juniors, don’t fail to be present at every meeting. It really is worth while. When you get one letter; you want more. The more letters you transcribe, the faster you can go and the more fame to you. LE SOUVENIR 65 9 FOOTBALL I' IS a well-formed fighting machine, smooth, quick and alert with strength, spirit, and power showing in its attack, not unlike the Alexandrian Phalanx of old,—such is a description of the Golden Tornado, that famous football machine of Glen- Nor High School. During the past season, however, the Golden Tornado has lessened somewhat in its ferocity. Diagnosing the cause of this, we find several reasons why the team won one game out of eleven. The team of the year 1926 had practically all graduated by the following June, leaving only three lettermen, Captain Sheffer, Finnerty, a Junior, and Earl Morrison, the great Sophomore athlete. Coach Irwin left, his place being taken by a former Franklin and Marshall all- round athletic star, W. D. Diffenbaugh. On top of this, were the difficulties encountered during the erection of the annex. Despite all these handicaps, Coach Diffenbaugh and the squad set to work all the harder, all realizing that it would be quite difficult to build a successful team about the nucleus of three experienced players. Hard work would do it if anything could. Hopes ran high when Glen-Nor played Penna. Institute of the Deaf, Friday, September 17, at home. The P. I. D. boys managed to thwart the Golden Tornado by a score of 6 to 0. This was the lowest score that P. I. D. ever made against Glen-Nor, and consequently it prophesied a great future for the team. Chester repeated the same score against us, followed with defeats by Media, Radnor, Haverford, and Wilmington. (Continued on page ti'J) « 66 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL BOYS’ BASKETBALL LEN-NOR retains the Suburban “C” League basketball title for the second straight year. Another remarkable achievement for the Athletes of our institution, and it also is a remarkable achievement for our coach, R. E. Bamberger, a former court star at Gettysburg College, where he dropped ’em at any angle. Mr. Bamberger has been our basketball instructor for the last two years and in that time Glen- Nor has held the championship twice, which gives the mentor a percentage of 100 per cent. Practice was started with no letter- men and the candidates had little or no experience. Finally a team was organ- ized, led by Captain M. Williams. The first victory was against the Glen-Nor educators (faculty), those queer beings whose chief hobby is seeing how many students can be made ineligible. The team certainly did get back at them, 34 G to 22. In the next game the powerful and experienced alumni lost us through a blizzard of goals, which, when the sun came out, totaled 41 to 18. Our first high school opponent was Lansdowne, one of the best teams in the State of Pennsylvania. Glen-Nor’s poor second half enabled Lansdowne to win. The champions defended their title by trounc- ing Ambler and Jenkintown twice, split- ting with Springfield and Collingdale, while Haverford was defeated two out of three, thus enabling Glen-Nor to retain the championship. The play-off game with Haverford held at the P. M. C. ended with the score 28 to 24. Cap- tain Williams was high scorer with eleven points, while Manager Kitts held Bonner, the Haverford “ace”, to five points, two goals and one foul. In;ident- ally, this was one of Kitts’ best games, and our hats are off to him. (Continued on page 0!)) LE SOUVENIR 67 GIRLS’ BASKETBALL The Girls this year, like true Glen- Norites brought home another champion- ship. As a reward for their hard-earned “Crown of Girls Champions”, they were rewarded by having a Silver Loving Cup presented to them by Mr. Sherratt. The team was made up of our well- known forwards, Martha Corter, Mildred Wilgus and “Tommy” Mauger. Kath- ryn Rose and Lois Fell make up our “impassable guards , while Elenor Mc- Laughlen, “Freshman Star , was our jumping center. In leaving, the Seniors wish next year’s team the best returns of their games . 68 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS BASEBALL Baseball this year had very few letter- men. Captain Bennett and M. Wil- liams were the two experienced players. Thus, the outlook was not very promis- ing. However, the Glen-Nor spirit is one that refuses to give up and the coach and squad act accordingly. Mr. Diffen- baugh, the coach, was formerly con- sidered a Herb Pennock” by the opponents of Franklin and Marshall College. Only league games were scheduled this year, the first one being with Ambler. Francis Super pitched a great game; but Ambler won in the tenth inning, 1 to 0. This was a good start, but the following games failed to keep up to the standard set in the first game. Defeats were inflicted by Haverford, Springfield, and Collingdale, the cham- pions. So far we have lost four straight, which is not really encouraging. How- ever, the experience is serving to make the team much better for next year, as most of the players are underclassmen. Earl Scott is the efficient foul ball racer and manager. The Seniors are Phillips, H. Smith, M. Williams, Whay- land, O’Donnell, Rowden and Revell. The other classmen, led by Captain Bennett, a second baseman, are, Rap- pold, Sloan, Super, Stein, and Har- rington. TRACK This year’s track and field teams are led by a well-known Sophomore athlete, Captain Earl Morrison, the best inter- scholastic pole vaulter in this part of the State. Captain Morr'son also quali- fied in the running broad jump, and is practically sure to place with a leap of eighteen feet or more. The other veterans include Finnerty, C. Williams and Bancroft. The relay team is composed of Calvin Williams, Cheatly, Wilson and Ban- croft. This quartet finished fifth in the Pennsylvania Relays, which is quite a good showing when all things are taken into consideration. The Medley Relay Team is made up of C. Williams, Ban- croft, Wilson and Scott, another fast set of runners. Cheatly and Wilson are the 440-yard runners, Finnerty for the shot put, Williams runs the 100-yards, and high jump, and Bancroft is another 100- yarder and a discus thrower. Rowdon sprints the 200, Scott, the 880 and Rey- nolds takes care of the running broad jump. The coach is W. D. Diffenbaugh, a Lancaster Collegian from Franklin and Marshall. Sheffer is the trainer, and many a time his rubdowns caused the team members to place in their events, which would not have happened other- wise. Outside the Pennsylvania Relays, the only other event in which Glen-Nor has participated so.far, was the Lans- downe I nterscholastic Meet held at LIpper Darby. Earl Morrison pole vaulted 9 feet 9 inches to gain first place, which gave Glen-Nor a credit of five points. Finnerty heaved the shot put 43 feet 5 inches to place third, giving the team two additional points. This was Glen- Nor’s total score, but the school is backing them up, for they know the future holds a brighter spot for the team and Coach Diffenbaugh. LE SOUVENIR 69 FOOTBALL (Continued from page Ho) At this stage of the season, the Golden Tornado was turned considerably, but its wrath was slowly forming itself into a fury that was not to be denied and the next game Morrison scored 7 and Ben- nett 6 points to defeat Central Evening 13 to 6. Darby avenged its former defeat, as did Collingdale. Swarthmore Prep., with our former captain, “Rod Smith, and McClellan in the limelight, defeated their old mates, 31 to 0. The Thanksgiving Day game with Ridley was a complete failure as far as the score goes, 38 to 0. However, due to injuries received in former games, a few regulars were out or the score would have most likely been closer. This game closed the season. The reader of the preceding para- graph must not get the idea that the team lacked good players. The players were good, but very inexperienced. The Seniors included Captain Sheffer, Revell, C. Williams, Scott, Beckett, Whayland and Phillips. There are quite a number of lower classmen who are bound to make a better team for Glen-Nor in the future. Such players are Captain Ban- croft, (a very worthy successor to Sheffer), Dodd, Morrison, Reynolds, Harrington, Walsh, Sheetz, Cheetly, Finnerty, Super, Crowre, Wilson, Hunter and all others deserve honorable mention and even that is not enough. Just one w'ord about the Manager, John O’Donnell. Almost the whole school has noticed that the schedule included nine home games out of eleven. Quitea remarkable achievement, is it not? Manager O’Donnell not only arranged an attractive schedule, but his diplomatic ability made it possible to have the nine home games, not for his own benefit, but for the benefit of the team, as he realized that the players are supported better at home than away. Here’s hoping Captain Bancroft will lead the Golden Tornado back to its former pedestal, allowing nothing to stand in the way. Glory, laud, and praise shall be thine. BOYS’ BASKETBALL (Continued from page 66) The record of other outside games is as follows: Lost to Wilmington, defeated Downingtown, twice; split with Ridley Park, defeated Swarthmore and Chester. However, Glen-Nor was represented in the Kiwranis Tournament held at the P. M. C. and the first victim was Media. Our next opponent wras Lansdowne, w'hich was rather unfortunate for us, as we lost. Logan Smith. 70 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL R Bell Phone, R. P. 980-J Ernest W. Dodd, O. D. E OPTOMETRIST A Modern Eye Examination Without Drugs L 516 Chester Pike NORWOOD, PA. R E Two Irishmen were working in a A quarry, when one of them fell into a L deep hole. The other came to the edge of the hole and called out, “Arrah, Pat, E are ye killed entirely? If ye’re dead S spake.” Pat answered him from the T bottom by saying, “ No, Tim, I’m not A dead, but I’m spachless.” T E S Elwood—“Do you like music?” Mildred—“Yes.” Elwood—“Then listen to the band around my hat. ” E R A Short Story There was once a man who had a v mania for traveling, and to such an extent that he could not agree with any I C one else. While taking a trip to the South Seas, was shipwrecked off an unknown coast. He fell in with a group of cannibals—and he agreed with them. T7 e —v D. E. SHEEHAN, D.D.S. A. H. DeBkust m CHESTER PIKE WINONA AVENUE Norwood R. P. 1423 NORWOOD, PA. LE SOUVENIR 71 FINANCING MORTGAGES Charles J. Lafferty Realty 621 PARKER AVENUE COLLI NGDALE. PA. Sharon Hill 418-Y ABSTRACTS LOANS 72 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL 69th STREET THEATRE BLDG. 69th and Market Streets UPPER DARBY, PA. Boulevard 333 West 2255 Forwood Clark, Jr. Realtor Chester Pike and Lamont Ave. GLENOLDEN, PA. Sharon Hill 139 Cop—“What’s the idea racing through this village at eighty miles an hour?” Estelle Lutz—“I’ve got something the matter with my brakes, and I want to get home before anything happens.” “What didja do last summer?” “ I worked in Des Moines. ” “Coal or Iron?” Andrew Bolger 6? Co. TEAMSTERS AND RIGGERS 232 Arch Street PHILADELPHIA, PA. BERT R. PARKER GLENOLDEN, PENNA. “Harold just graduated from an Aviation school.” “What’s he doing now, selling fly paper?” “No—Balloon tires.” E. Lewis—“ I see where two girls walked from 'Frisco to Denver.” E. Higgins—“I think they should have gotten out of the car sooner.” JAMES F. LENHART SUBURBAN REAL ESTATE Financing and Insurance Lenhart Building NORWOOD, PA. Phone, Ridley Par 651 SWOPE SON, Inc. 516-18 Main Street DARBY REAL ESTATE INSURANCE LE SOUVENIR 73 Joe Bonsall, ’25 “Ba, will furnish you with gged H eat” Call Sharon Hill 1773 QUICK—COURTEOUS-SERVICE Freddie—“Why did you let him kiss you?” Margaret—“He threatened to scream if I didn’t. ” “Here is a letter for you with a black border. ” “Alas! My brother is dead!” “How do you know? You haven’t read it. ” “No—but I recognize his handwrit- ing!” LEHIGH COAL M, C. M. Rust, Agent MORTON, PA. Phone, Swarth. 801-w Bell Sharon Hill Phones 139, 1546- M Fred C. Walz REGISTERED PLUMBING AND HEATING Lamont Ave. and Chester Pike GLENOLDEN, PA. Let Us Talk Over Your Winter Heating Problems Now Install an Automatic Gas Water Heater for That Summer Shower Bath Shower Baths also Installed ESTIMATES CHEERFULLY GIVEN 74 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL Addison Foster, Jr., Co. Quarry Street and Chester Pike DARBY, PA. o� Chevrolet Dealer Bell, Darby 401—1005 Keystone, Darby 667-T I.ady of the House (shivering)—“Has the furnace gone out, Bridget?” Bridget—“ No, Oi think not, ma. Oi’ve been at the gate all avenin’ wid a gintteman friend, an’ it didn’t go by me, ma’am, Oi’m sure. ” Ina Mae—“Should I marry a man who lies to me?” Boy Friend—“Say, do you want to be an old maid?” Both Phones HAMILTON’S SERVICE STATION Starting, Lighting, Ignition Eight Hour Battery Service Chester Pike and Rombler Road GLENOLDEN, PENNA. “SAY IT WITH FLOWERS WILLIAM J. WATERS FLORIST $ COLLINGDALE NORWOOD, PA. Sharon Hill 205 Ridley Par(( 1314 English Teacher—“Michael, when I have finished you may repeat what I have said in your own words. “See the cow. Isn’t she pretty? Can the cow run? Yes, the cow can run. Can she run as fast as a horse? No, she can not run as fast as a horse. ” Michael—“Lamp de cow. Ain't she a beaut? Kin de cow hustle in wid de horse? Naw, de cow ain’t in it wid de horse. ” OAKLAND PONTIAC Graf Bros. SALES AND SERVICE Battery Service Station REPAIRS OF ALL KINDS Parker and Rhodes Avenues COLLINGDALE, PA. Phone, Sharon Hill 1502 -E SOUVENIR 75 FRANK GENOVA The Friend-Making Store 100 WELLS AVENUE Phone Sharon Hill 1268 Beadle’s SWEET SHOP Confectionery, Supplee Ice Cream Cigars, Cigarettes, Tobaccos 46 W. WINONA AVENUE K. A. Beadle A. V. Beadle Teacher—“Can you name a city in Furniture Rugs Linoleum Alaska, Willie?” MACKEY'S CUT PRICE Willie—“No’m.” Teacher—“Correct. ” FURNITURE Teacher (to John O’D—, who was cut- ting up in class)—“John, sit down in 618-620 Edgmont Avenue front. Phone 2387 CHESTER, PA. John— I can t, I m not made that way. The minister called at the Jones' home one summer Sunday afternoon, and W. L. Mackey little Johnnie answered the bell. “Pop, ain’t in,” he said, “he's gone over to MEAT the Golf Club.” MARKET The minister’s brow darkened and little Johnnie added in reassuring tones 1§ “Oh, not to golf, nothin’ like that on GLENOLDEN, PA. Sunday. Just t’ drink a few cocktails and play a little stud poker. ” STOP AT Samuel Brighton Wilson’s SELECT CAKE—PASTRY MARKETING ICE CREAM Phone, Ridley Par 1213, 1214 Chester Pike Free Delivery GLENOLDEN NORWOOD, PENNA. 76 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL FOR GIFTS THAT LAST LATHAM’S GIFT SHOP Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry 887 Main Street DARBY, PENNA. Repairing Promptly and Neatly Done AT YOUR SERVICE Lloyd’s Pharmacy Any Hour Day or Night CHESTER PIKE and OAK LANE Call Sharon Hill 1494 Isn’t it funny nobody pays much attention now to a big hole in a small girl’s stocking, but a small hole in a big girl’s stocking—Dun’t Esk! Prof. Diffenbaugh—“Do you know why the earth turns ’round the sun on its axis?” Joe Sheffer—“Sure. Because it doesn’t want to be roasted too much on one side.” THE REXALL STORE Werner s Pharmacy WE DELIVER C Meet at Meise s s A o N Meisel Bros. D D A Y GIFTS FILMS DRUGS Bell S R. P. 195'966 We Deliver Gentleman (seeing two schoolboys beating another one)—“Why are you so cruel to this poor chap.?” The boys—“The teacher says he has his sums wrong.” Gentleman (astonished)—“What does that matter to you two?” Boys—“Well, sir, we copied them, they was wrong, and we got licked.” Sterling’s Pharmacy CUT PRICE DRUGS United Coupons Given With Every Purchase Call Sharon Hill 831 GLENOLDEN, PENNA. “Was your barn hurt during the cyclone?” “I dunno, I ain’t found it yet.” Groceryman—“Fresh eggs? Half a dollar a dozen, madam.” Mrs. McGinnis—“Half a dollar, is it? Faith now, do ye think Oi wud pay that fur eggs when I can git ’em down to Donnegan’s shtore for fifty cents, an’ only go a few shteps further? Oi guess not. ” 7Ae Chestnut Street Engraving C° me. S.E.C0R.11IH St Chestnut Sts.Phila..Pa. ENTRANCE ON 111” STREET PHOTO-ENGRAVERS. Illustvatinq £L Desiqnincr for f(alf-tone, Line Color Work INTERBORO Cleaners and Dyers NORWOOD R. P. 1146 “CHIROPRACTIC Health Without Drugs HARVEY L. HORNE Chiropractor 16 GLENOLDEN AVE. T. S. Barr Sharon Hill 1144 ] The INTERBORO PRESS A Distinctive Printing and Advertising Service 335 Woodland Avenue GLENOLDEN PENNA. Thos. L. Briggs 6? Sons EVERYTHING IN SPORTING GOODS 627 Welsh Street CHESTER, PA. Discount Given to A. A. Members We Equipped Your Team Phone 2188J Salesman—“You’ll find these good wearing socks.” Customer—“Rather loud, ain’t they?” Salesman—“Yes, sir. But that keeps the feet from going to sleep.” The boy—“Tough luck! Ten miles from town with a blowout and no jack.” The girl—“Didn’t you bring your checkbook?” H )t itlanor Coggerp £s {)op D. R. BEHRENS HABERDASHERY NORWOOD, PA. GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL 78 Home Economics Secretarial Science Teacher Training Drexel's Limited Enrollment means individual attention—a better college education. By concentrating on Specialized Training,—with a definite, practical aim in each course,—Drexel students make far better progress than could be expected in a “general” type of course. Drexel’s Location in Philadelphia is of decided advantage to every student. Hundreds of business firms and many institutions of art and music co-operate in this distinctive training. Standard Collegiate Degrees DREXEL PHILADELPHIA School Oxfords for Young Men and Women of High School Age $4.00 to $7.00 WALK'OVER BOOT SHOP Expert Foot Fitters 612 Edgmont Ave., Chester, Pa. Mrs. Flanagan—“Was your old man, in comfortable circumstances when he died?” Mrs. Murphy—“No, he was half way under a train.” “Well, Pat, (from an inner room , what are you doing? Are you sweeping out the shop?” Pat—“No, I’m swaping out the dirt, and leaving the shop.” The Sign of Quality BREYER ICE CREAM CO Philadelphia WaahinR’nn. N'-w York. Newark LE SOUVENIR 79 The New CoUegiates T ESIQNINQ SHOES for the student is a fine art. Individuality, Style, Verve, the unmist?kable at- mosphere of Character, must be expressed in every detail. TRPPLEX succe.'s in translating the spirit of the campus has made TRPPLEX shoes the favorite of the better d esstd. 3kz$0)s Strong, dashing in style, virile. Different -yet correct. Extra broad,soft toes; wide, double soles; hard heels, rounded in a new style line. Blucher or straight. Imported Scotch Grain § or Calf; new tan or black. . . . Ati-tan One of the many new TRI PLEX creations, depicting beauty, comfort and style in every detail. A One-Strap with flexible welted sole and walking heel. Lizard Calf trim- med with blend ng brown kid;also in all-Russia Calf Sc Patent leather. r I 'RIPLEX SHOES and hosiery appeal to those who are most exading — who insist on real style and workmanship—and who are not unwilling to save about half the usual price. 515 MARKET STREET, CHESTER, PA. 80 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL JESSE C. MARSHALL ELECTRIC CONSTRUCTION AND EQUIPMENT 1318 Fletcher Avenue Bell Phone MOORE, PA. “ What did you have for lunch today? ” “ Don’t know, I ate in a cafeteria.” “Last night I made an awful mis- take.” “That so? How come?” “ I drank two bottles of gold paint.” “How do you feel now?” “Guilty.” (guilty) NICHOLS AND BECKETT BUILDERS AND CONTRACTORS M 10 North Scott Avenue Sharon Hill 1011-J J.E. Mitchell Co. LUMBER MILLWORK AND BUILDING SUPPLIES GLENOLDEN, PA. “ Ma, do cows and bees go to heaven?” “Of course not. Why?” “Then the milk and honey that the preacher told us was up there must be canned stuff.” “ I want a bottle of Iodine.” “Sorry but this is a drug store. Can’t I interest you in an alarm deck, some nice leather goods and a few radio parts?” J. GIBSON McILVAIN COMPANY LUMBER .jt PHILADELPHIA, PA. 81 LE SOUVENIR VLift Sntcrtjorougf) Ilanfe NORWOOD, DELAWARE COUNTY, PA. This Bank. Founded on Service SAVINGS ACCOUNTS CHECKING ACCOUNTS Our Philadelphia Depository is the West End Trust Co., Where Deposits to Your Credit Can be Made “Why all the puffing?” “There was a fight on out there and I was trying to stop it.” “Who was fighting?” “Another fellow and I.” B. Argali—“I can’t agree with you on the subject of petting.” Boy Friend—“How I wish we could get together on that subject.” Suburban Supply Co. Oak Lane and B. 6? O. R. R. SHARON HILL, PA. BOTH PHONES COAL—FEED BUILDING MATERIAL TO BE A GOOD STUDENT DRINK GOLD MEDAL MILK SUPPLE E-W ILLS-JONES M. Sherratt—“What did Longfellow mean when he wrote, 'Tell me not in mournful numbers'?” D. Rose—“He must have been riding in a taxi?” Doctor—“Your husband will never be able to work again.” Mrs. Reilly—“I’ll go up and tell ’em, it will cheer ’em up.” 82 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL ARTHUR E. LYALL Plumbing and Heating OF THE BETTER KIND 45 PARKER AVENUE COLLINGDALE, PA. Bell Phone Sharon Hill I44I-M Portraits FOR THIS ANNUAL Gilbert Bacon, Inc. 1624 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA, PA. Phone, Rittenhouse 8311 LE SOUVENIR “Do you serve fish here?” “Certainly, we cater to anyone.” Teacher—“Johnny, how many days are there in each month?” Johnny—“30 days hath September. All the rest I can’t remem- ber. The calendar hangs on the wall, So why bother me with this at all?” Miss Roberts— What figure of speech is, ‘I love my teacher’?” Student—“Irony.” Mother—“How did you lose your teeth’ son?” Boy—“Shifting gears on a lolly-pop.” When Catherine was very small she had a bear which she loved very much, in spite of the fact that it’s eyes were crossed. One day her mother asked her to choose a name for it, to which Catherine replied, “Oh, I've already done that, I’m going to call it ‘Gladly’.” “‘Gladly’, what made you choose that name?” “Oh, last Sunday at church we sang, ‘Gladly a cross I’d bear’.” “Have you an appetite?” asked the physician. “No,” replied the patient. “Hum-m-m. Very bad symptom.” “Maybe not. You see, I’ve just had my dinner.” “Are you Hungary?” “Yes, Siam.” “Then Russia to the table and I’ll Fiji.” “All right, Sweden my coffee and Denmark my bill.” s.t “Luther Burbank, my eye!” ex- claimed somebody who wanted to be heard. “Didn’t Lindbergh cross a vol- cano with an airplane?” Karl—“Little children shouldn’t swear like that—it’s not right.” George, “Aw wite, you show me de wite way, mister.” Some girls are so dumb that they think a “poker game” is tending the Jurnace. He—“I swear I’ll love you always!” She—“ How monotonous.” “This is your new father, dear!” “But, mummy, we had hardly used the last one!” Neighbor—“Now, what I’m tellin' yer, Mrs. Horn, is no gossip, because everybody’s talkin’ about it.” Flub—“What caused that collision today?” Dub—“Two motorists after the same pedestrian.” Angry motorist—“Some of you pedes- trians walk along just as if you owned the streets.” Irate Pedestrian—“Yes, and some of you motorists drive around just as if you owned the car.” S800 buys 15 acres; horse; young cow, just fresh; heifer; 75 chickens; acre garden and potatoes; bearing orchards; farm and garden tools; 5-room house all furnished; barn and henhouse; wife in hospital, S800 takes all. —Ad in Albany Knickerbocker Press. 84 GLEN-NOR HIGH SCHOOL Education may not end in doubt, but it ends when a man stops doubting. Earl Scott—“I think I’ll sue Miss Roberts for libel.” Logan Smith— What for?” Earl Scott—“She wrote on my Eng- lish theme, ‘Your antecedents are bad and your relatives are very poor’.” One step won’t take you very far, You’ve got to keep on walking; One word won’t tell folks who you are, You’ve got to keep on talking; One inch won’t make you very tall, You’ve got to keep on growing; One little ad won’t do it all, You’ve got to keep them going. News of Stock Market Skirts high and consistently sold short. Razor transactions sharp during past week. Automobiles prominent on the curb. Prince of Wales strong, but fell off recently. Edison light. Air- planes coming down consistently. Ele- vators fluctuating tremendously with sudden rises and drops. Safes and Grand Pianos heavy. Mock Turtle soup bullish, but Pollies Girls Preferred gives every indication of bare tendencies. Corsets off, also Red Flannel Under- wear. Mountain Railroads on the up- grade. Patent Cigar-lighters uncertain. Many runs in Silk Stockings lately. Whisk-brooms brisk, and Suspender Buttons weak. Congress inconsistent. Photographer—“Sam, are you ever fired with enthusiasm?” Sam—“Yassah! From ebery job I tackles.” “Passed by your house last night.” “Thanks.” Twelve Questions Appearing in the Liberty Issue of Judge: 1. What great General is buried in Grant’s Tomb? 2. What two countries were involved in the Spanish-American War? 3. What weekly magazine that sells for five cents is full of dandy articles and stories (not Saturday Evening Post)? 4. What make of car is called a Lizzie? 5. Who is President of U. S.? 6. Who was the last one?” 7. Spell Idiosyncrasy. 8. If a man has twenty dollars and gives ten to his wife, two to his daughter, one to his son at Yale, and one to his bootlegger, how many will he have left. (This is not a wheeze.) 9. What country borders on the U. S. at the North? 10. What is its principal export? (This is a joke.) 11. Who wrote Longfellow’s “Hia- watha”? 12. What is the world’s funniest maga- zine in the world? (Not Liberty) “Hey, Bud,”asked Rachel, “why does Uncle John ‘er-er’ so much when he talks?” “Well, sister, ‘to err is human’, the old proverb tells us, and I guess that’s the reason.” “The Biblical story of the creation must have been written by a baseball reporter.” “How come?” “Well, it starts off, ‘In the big inning’.” The difference between an ulster and a baby: The one you wear, the other you were. LE SOUVENIR 85 WPJTBROOC PUBLISHING COMPANY 5800 North Mervine Street, Philadelphia, Pa. (Terminus Broad Street Subway) Le Souvenir IS ANOTHER YEARBOOK PRINTED BY Westbrook Publishing Company DELIVERED ON SCHEDULED DATE BILLED WITH NO UNANTICIPATED EXTRA CHARGES On books of this nature we quote a flat price and assume full responsibility for everything connected with the job except photography. (( All of your business is transacted with one established and repu' table firm, thus effecting obvious economies of time and money.