Glebe Collegiate Institute - Lux Glebana Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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Fashion Notes by Marion Cameron SAT at my desk, gazing out of the win- dow at nothing in particular. I had been trying for some time to dream up a topic for a composition, when quite suddenly my thoughts were disturbed by a strange spectacle. There, before my very eyes, and seemingly walking along the window sill was a brightly-coloured feather. In broad daylight, this seemed rather odd. Hmmm . . . , quoth I, maybe there is something at the bottom of this. Indeed, investigation proved this fugitive tail feather to be nothing less than the sky-scraping adornment of a very jaunty little pill-box. To my further amusement, I found its proud owner to be escorted by a snappily- dressed young man in a hard hat and ear muffs. Eureka! I shrieked, Hats! ! -And hats it shall be. But first we must establish a viewpoint. If the subject of ladies' hats were discussed from the feminine angle, prejudice and preference might interfere. So we shall let the men say a word. The average man contimted from page 23 siege, surrender, and the Republicans rode in to take Maximilian a prisoner. But Paris in 1867 had more immediate interests. The new Government Expos- ition in the Champ de Mars attracted thousands of visitors from all corners of Europe, who came to inspect the latest marvels of science, the steam locomotive, the new light-weight metal aluminium and wonder of wonders, a rocking-chair. An interesting day, and an entertaining evening at the Alcazar where the bons vivants wined and dined mid laughter and applause as the ladies of the footlights danced to the merry measures of Offenbach. But one May day the gay crowds were temporarily silent when Napoleon made a speech at the Exposition for it was known in Paris that Maximilian lay dead at Queretaro, shot. The Mexican adventure was over, a failure. The first note of the swan song of the Second Empire had been struck. Had this been fiction a happy ending would have been possible. But fiction plays no part in history and in this enterprise one can say that disaster almost trod on the heels of triumph. Page 24 might roughly classify ladies' hats into three divisions: First, there is the jelly mould or mixing bowl type, which may range in style and general shape from the plainest to the fanciest-usually with very little incidental decoration. Shifted to the back of the skull, this type degenerates into something re- sembling a baby's bonnet. Elongated, it becomes the boat-shaped hat 3 and stretched three ways, the tricorne. Women haven't quite gotten around to anything as elaborate as the star-shaped jelly mould-but just give them time. In most cases, however, the individual size seems to have somewhat superceded the family size in popularity- at least for the moment. Secondly, there is the popular pancake or griddlecake hat. This particular variety ranges in dimensions from the man-sized buckwheat flapjack, to the dainty little French pancake. They may have their edges coyly rolled to enclose a mass of per- manently-waved plumage. Or they may be perfectly flat, and adorned with a single over-sized flower, a feather as long as a bullrush, a voluminous veil, or all three. In any case, they are designed to be worn by those who can manoeuvre without the use of their right eye, for it is upon the right eye that these creations perch. Thirdly, there is the bird nest, or sunken garden variety-adorned or unadorned. This type varies, of course, with the taste of the wearer. She may harbour a tender spot in her heart for feathered creatures, whole or in disconcerting pieces. On the other hand she may prefer to crown her chapeau with a suggestion of Spring-a truly wierd and wonderful variety of botannically non-ex- istant monstrosities. The characteristic of all of these, is that they cannot be worn-they must be attached, for they are designed to fit organ grinder's monkeys, not women. Whether suspended over one eye or perched on the back of the head, they invariably leave wide open spaces exposed to wintry winds. The former are supported 'by elaborately-ribboned elastic bands, or by fish net hoodsg the latter, merely by a ribbon under the chin. Inci- dental decoration upon such chapeaux is Widely varied indeed. In short, anything goes, as long as it is impracticable, un- wearable, impertinent, insecure, and tiny to the point of insigniiicance. 3411444 When they kiss and make up, she gets the kiss and he gets the make-up. LUX GLEBANA

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