Glebe Collegiate Institute - Lux Glebana Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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UX GLEBANAGQ- QQHIALERE FLAMMAM LOGICAL ' A ninety-year-old man applied for some life insurance. He was told that the company couldn't accept such a risk, as he was too old. Well , said the old gentleman, if you look up your records you'll find that mighty few people die after the age of ninetyf, SF 'Ik HII1 Landlady:- A professor formerly occupied this room ,sir. He invented an explosive. P1 os ective Roomer 'IAh' I su ose those .P3S2.,S5?.'.'2'..'NN DANCING Wednesday, Friday and Saturday Other Nights to Rent PICNICS, DANCES, CARD PARTIES, Etc. s ots the ceilin arezgtom the ex Iliisivein Remember P H 3 , P ' . ,, FRIDAY is COLLEGIATE ctus NIGHT Landladyz- No, they re the professor, sir. ,IIC :Ks III4 ' LUCKY REASONABLE RATES QUEEN 3824 My butler left me without warning. Manage.,-.A, BEAMISH You're lucky. Mine left me without any spoons. 914 'IIS PII' There is one sign that should be placed over every letter-box in the city. What is that? LS ' 77 Post N0 BMS- COMPLIMENTS IIS II? SII4 Teacher:- Your sums are always wrong, is of a I it because there is no one at home to help you? Student:- No father hel s me? ' P FRIEND Teacher:- But the answers are always too large. Student: -'Alf you please, Miss, he's a waiter. IIE FII: HX' ADVICE Don't neglect to keep your shoes polished. You can always shine at one end, if you can,t at the other. Ilvzcline page 44 to an angle of 450, and read two important messages from our advertising xtaffb . TO STUDENTS and TEACHERS This Offer is for You UNDERWOOD CHAMPION PORTABLE TYPEWRITER on 5 Days Free Trial If you decide to own it we give you one year to pay, with no interest charge. Cut this advt. out, present here for your free trial. UNDERWOOD ELLIOTT FISHER LTD. 203 QUEEN STREET TELEPHONE QUEEN I92 EDXVARD GRAND M0720 67' 2 g 4139?

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B.. ,,, ,, 7 UX GLEBANAGXQQ- QQPALERE FLAMMAM TRUDEL 81 MCADAM L I M I T E D ORNAMENTAL and WROUGHT IRON Contractors STAIRS FIRE-ESCAPES RAILINGS GATES FENCES LAURIER AVE. W. QUEEN F. G. BOWIE Electrician E L E C T R I C A L INSTALLATIONS and REPAIRS i' COMPLIMENTS 4 4 W I L L A R D A V E of a Telephone FRIEND CARLING 1481 History Teacher:- When Alexander had conquered India, do you think he gave a great feast to celebrate it? No! He sat down and wept. Why? Canniffz- Perhaps he didn't know his way back. SI' 'IF IIS Muriel:- Bob said every time he kissed me it made him a better man. Bill:- Maybe so, but there was no need for him to try to get to heaven all in one night ! LOYALTY TO THE KING . . . lConIinued from Page 73 spoken from the heart of the late King George -UM y People -taught me an Imperial lesson that I shall never forget and on that day at Wembley I had a wonderful vision of what our Empire is, and what it should be, and I carried away with me a higher ideal for the Empire's greatest Dominion, the Dominion of Canada. In our Memorial for King George, we must not forget that his son reigns in his stead. In giving our allegiance to Edward VIII, let our loyalty rest upon a sure foundation. May we fear God and honour the King! Customer:- What do you mean by sending me such a tough chicken? Butcher: - Now, look here. That was a good bird, it won first prize at the poultry show for the last ten years. 'III 'III III: Farmer:- You see we've gone in for truck farming. Visitor:- You can't fool me. You don't raise trucks, they come from a factory. 'IF if ,Ik Mother:- Another bite like that and you will leave the tablef' Tommy Hubbard:- Another bite like that and I'll be throughli' IF PII' FII: Botany Teacher:- I shall have to give you zero for this examination. Binks: - That's nothing to me! SIG HIS 'F Waiter C to Bossj :- This gentleman says that his soup isn't ht for a pig. Boss:- Then, you idiot, take it away and bring some that is. :IIS if 'IF Bandit:- Those bullets are only jokes. Soldier: - You'll die when you hear this one. 4138?

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UX GLEBANAGXQQ Weiner's Cleaners 8. Dyers CLEANING, PRESSING, DRY CLEANING, DYEING, ETC. XVORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED 429 ,BANK sr. PHONE QUEEN 1334 ORANGE LANTERN Tea Room MEALS-ROOMS-PARTIES IO87 UARLING AVE. Pborie CARL. 204 SHAW DAIRY LIMITED for H iglo Quality MILK-CREAM-BUTTER Plaorie QUEEN 2112 I I8 SLATER STREET, OTTAXVA -QQPALERE FLAMMAM SENIOR BASKETBALL . . . IConIinue1l from Page 127 Glebe 343 Lisgar 7. February 5th. Glebe took the lead early in the game. AL half-time Lisgar had three points. The defence work of Pat Lipsett was outstanding. Glebe 255 Nepean 8. February 12th. The girls found themselves slightly handi- capped by the size of the Nepean gymnasium, but our team showed its superiority throughout the whole game. Standing of City League P W L '1' Glebe . . . ......... 4 4 o o Lisgar ............. 4 2 2 0 Nepean ............. 4 o 4 o TVinning the City Championship entitled the Seniors to enter the E.O.S.S.A. championship play-offs to defend the title they won last year. After winning their way into the finals by a decisive victory over a strong Renfrew team, the Glebe girls lost to Kingston by one point. 'IIS ik III! And what does my little man want to buy . . . candy?,' asked the kindly storekeeper. LC You bet I do, but I got to buy soap. GODWIN'S DRUG STORE Prescriptions ti Specialty PAUL HORSDAL 1'-HONF 1 Portraititre QUEEN 1476-for Prompt Delzfuery Cor. GLADST ONE AVE. and BAY ST. II 5 SPARKS QUEEN 6270 Iridividrml C oiffures Our Vanity Fair operators study thc structure of your face, the moulding of the forehead, the COIIIOLIY of the head- That is why a VANITY FAIR COIFFURE is dij7 erer1t The Vanity FairBeauty Shoppe 775 BANK STRICET CARLING X324 IVe Give Persorml Supervision To All Your Reqziiremerits OTTAWA SANITARY LAUNIJRY COMPANY LIMITED Lnuiiderers, Dy ers, Dry C lermers TRY OUR SEMI-FINISH BUNDLE AT 20 PIECES 1foR 51.00 I PHONE CARLING 3100 R. A. S. BRUCE, President H. S. KNEEN, Marmgirzg Director erI140lt