Glebe Collegiate Institute - Lux Glebana Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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B.. ,,, ,, 7 UX GLEBANAGXQQ- QQPALERE FLAMMAM TRUDEL 81 MCADAM L I M I T E D ORNAMENTAL and WROUGHT IRON Contractors STAIRS FIRE-ESCAPES RAILINGS GATES FENCES LAURIER AVE. W. QUEEN F. G. BOWIE Electrician E L E C T R I C A L INSTALLATIONS and REPAIRS i' COMPLIMENTS 4 4 W I L L A R D A V E of a Telephone FRIEND CARLING 1481 History Teacher:- When Alexander had conquered India, do you think he gave a great feast to celebrate it? No! He sat down and wept. Why? Canniffz- Perhaps he didn't know his way back. SI' 'IF IIS Muriel:- Bob said every time he kissed me it made him a better man. Bill:- Maybe so, but there was no need for him to try to get to heaven all in one night ! LOYALTY TO THE KING . . . lConIinued from Page 73 spoken from the heart of the late King George -UM y People -taught me an Imperial lesson that I shall never forget and on that day at Wembley I had a wonderful vision of what our Empire is, and what it should be, and I carried away with me a higher ideal for the Empire's greatest Dominion, the Dominion of Canada. In our Memorial for King George, we must not forget that his son reigns in his stead. In giving our allegiance to Edward VIII, let our loyalty rest upon a sure foundation. May we fear God and honour the King! Customer:- What do you mean by sending me such a tough chicken? Butcher: - Now, look here. That was a good bird, it won first prize at the poultry show for the last ten years. 'III 'III III: Farmer:- You see we've gone in for truck farming. Visitor:- You can't fool me. You don't raise trucks, they come from a factory. 'IF if ,Ik Mother:- Another bite like that and you will leave the tablef' Tommy Hubbard:- Another bite like that and I'll be throughli' IF PII' FII: Botany Teacher:- I shall have to give you zero for this examination. Binks: - That's nothing to me! SIG HIS 'F Waiter C to Bossj :- This gentleman says that his soup isn't ht for a pig. Boss:- Then, you idiot, take it away and bring some that is. :IIS if 'IF Bandit:- Those bullets are only jokes. Soldier: - You'll die when you hear this one. 4138?

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UX GLEBANAGHQ- QHDALERE FLAMMAM gjfcomloel XL Crljfafud Qintilecl WHOLESALE GROCERS 43-47 CLARENCE S'l'REE'I', O'l I'.AXX .A Telephones: RIDEAU 2 and 3 and 4 ' BRoDER's ELECTRICAL SERVICE IV e Specialize in Servicing and Iiliifllllllg ELECTRIC MOTORS, RANGES. HEATERS, BLOXVERS and XVIRING Compliments of VALLEY COAOPERATIVE CREAMERIES MILK-CREAM-BUTTER VVe Will Sell Only the Best Quality of Domestic and Imported Food Products 64 CAAIERON AvE. cA1u,1xo 4574 3 1 9 SPARKS S'l'RICE'I' OTTAXVA THE FIGHT One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men began to fight: One blind man to see fair play One dumb man to shout, hurray! A paralysed donkey came Walking by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Kicked them all through a twelve-foot Wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all! 'Ik ,X 'Xl Mr. Irwin:- Describe the mechanism of a steam shovel. Bob Simpson:- But you can't carry steam on a shovellw SF HI? SF Bob Cto Muriel at a dancej :- Darling, your eyes are intoxicating! Muriel:- It must be the eye balls! 'LI fear that young man I gave a job to last week is dishonestf, HOII, you shouldnlt judge by appearances. I'm not, I'm judging by disappearancesf, 'IF PX: HI? Teacher:- johnny, what is a cannibal? johnny: - I don't know, sir. Teacher:-I'Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be? Johnny:- An orphan? HIII PII: ,Ik He:- I've been trying to think of a word for two weeks. She:- How about fortnight? :III 'II' 'IS Reg. Godding:-Laugh, and the class laughs with you. Mr. Ralph:-But you stay after school alone. CANADA PACKERS LIMITED Maple Leaf Brand HA M S BACON L A R D ANefw DOVER SERVICE You can now buy the smartest College Togs on our Convenient Budget System DOVERS' LIMITED Cor. BANK and QUEEN STREETS Telephone QUEEN 6010 4137?

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UX GLEBANAGQ- QQHIALERE FLAMMAM LOGICAL ' A ninety-year-old man applied for some life insurance. He was told that the company couldn't accept such a risk, as he was too old. Well , said the old gentleman, if you look up your records you'll find that mighty few people die after the age of ninetyf, SF 'Ik HII1 Landlady:- A professor formerly occupied this room ,sir. He invented an explosive. P1 os ective Roomer 'IAh' I su ose those .P3S2.,S5?.'.'2'..'NN DANCING Wednesday, Friday and Saturday Other Nights to Rent PICNICS, DANCES, CARD PARTIES, Etc. s ots the ceilin arezgtom the ex Iliisivein Remember P H 3 , P ' . ,, FRIDAY is COLLEGIATE ctus NIGHT Landladyz- No, they re the professor, sir. ,IIC :Ks III4 ' LUCKY REASONABLE RATES QUEEN 3824 My butler left me without warning. Manage.,-.A, BEAMISH You're lucky. Mine left me without any spoons. 914 'IIS PII' There is one sign that should be placed over every letter-box in the city. What is that? LS ' 77 Post N0 BMS- COMPLIMENTS IIS II? SII4 Teacher:- Your sums are always wrong, is of a I it because there is no one at home to help you? Student:- No father hel s me? ' P FRIEND Teacher:- But the answers are always too large. Student: -'Alf you please, Miss, he's a waiter. IIE FII: HX' ADVICE Don't neglect to keep your shoes polished. You can always shine at one end, if you can,t at the other. Ilvzcline page 44 to an angle of 450, and read two important messages from our advertising xtaffb . TO STUDENTS and TEACHERS This Offer is for You UNDERWOOD CHAMPION PORTABLE TYPEWRITER on 5 Days Free Trial If you decide to own it we give you one year to pay, with no interest charge. Cut this advt. out, present here for your free trial. UNDERWOOD ELLIOTT FISHER LTD. 203 QUEEN STREET TELEPHONE QUEEN I92 EDXVARD GRAND M0720 67' 2 g 4139?