Glebe Collegiate Institute - Lux Glebana Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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UX GLEBANAQSYF mfgPALERE FLAMMAM QUALITY PRODUCTS CLARK DAIRY LIMITED 4'An Ottafwa I1zstit1ttio11 A Book Fitly Chosen is a Lifelong Friend YOUR SUCCESS IN LIFE VVILL BE ASSOCIATED WITH TI-IE BOOKS YOU READ Good and great writers intiuence your life. Choose and invest in Books that Uplift . You need pleasure-seek it in good Books that have fl purpose. Our Motto: PLEASING STATIONERY A. I-I. JARVIS BRONSON AVENUE OTTAXVA HTlve Bookstore' I57 BANK STREET I:ox'1' Miss USING JARVISI I1UIsI,Ic I,IIsRARx both Fiction and Non-Fiction Miss Rorke: - What does a dash in a sentence mean? Student:- I know a fellow who tried it and got ten years more. S? FII' if Mr. Bullock:- You can't sleep in my class, Salter! Salter:-Sir, if you wouldn't talk so loud, I could. QI' if III: T.K.IV.:- And so we find that X is equal to zero? john Maclean:- Gee, all that Work for noth- ing. :III III: :IF Ben Stirling entered Woolwortlfs and step- ped on the scales. The card immediately shot out of the slot. It read: One at a time, please. Complimevzty of KEYES SUPPLY CU. Van. Roche:-'LDo you remember that won derful gorge at Niagara? Ben. Stirling:- Sure thing, that was the best feed llve ever hadlw :Ik FII: :III In days of old when knights were bold And suits were made of tin, No piercing cry escaped the guy Who squatted on a pin. TRDPHY-CRAFT CLASS PINS CRESTS MEDALS TROPI-IIES PRIZE RIBBONS LIMITED X Q Wholesale AUTOMOTIVE EQUIPMENT RADIOS REFRIGERATION ' I02 LOMBARD ST. oTTAWA - Noam BAY - BELLEVILLE TORONTO . ' KINGSTON Write for Catalogue 4136?

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UX GLEBANAGQ- -QEPALERE FLAMMAM BOYS-see the TlPPER the nefw PREMIER HAT for Spring! KELMAN'S BOOKSTORE 1079 WELLINGTON STREET Complete Line of COLLEGIATE TEXTS and SUPPLIES for the convenience of students of the West End With Collegiate Greetings ...... -H. KELMAN C onzplinzents of FENTON'S BAKERY Compliments of TIP TOP TAILORS LIMITED M 'S Suits and 'Topcoats tailored to 524,15 IlTeil,SUl'8......... LADIES E'ilXriY'fl2'3i2IeSE5Z f'?d.C'?at? 524-75 284 BANK STREET QUEEN 1477 204 SPARKS STREET SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS SHARPENED AND REPAIRED JOHN I- MACCRAKEN K.C. ALAN Cv FLEMING WALTER F. SCHRDEDER A. G. WALLINC-FORD THORNTON 5- TRUMAN, LIMITED MacCRAKEN, FLEMING 81 SCHROEDER BARRISTERS Loclesnzitbs and Machinists Power and Hand Lawn Mowers Slmrpened and Adjusted. Light Machine Work of All Kinds. 234 TYELLINGTON ST. PHONE QUEEN 2091 OTTAWA, ONT. SOLICITORS B: NOTARIES SUPREME COURT AND GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTAL AGENTS TRUSTS BUILDING, OTTAWA PHONE! QUEEN 7300 Prof.:- So you think that youfre an author- ,, . 'Y ity on music, eh? ,',V T -' jack Ford:-'Tll have you know that my ilu L 1 father was a leading organist up to a few years 7 . ago! --1 , ' 'H'- ' Prof-i'aYF5v what happened? in-I Mary had a little cow jack:- His monkey diedf' ilk 'IF Sli Bill Dixon: - Will you marry me? Ruth Donovon: - Do I look like a minister? And oh, how it did stutterg In place of every quart of milk It gave a pound of butter. McKECHNIE MUSIC COMPANY LIMITED SHEET MUSIC and MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 175 SPARKS STREET oRME's STORE Telephone QUEEN 6105 CHATEAU LAURIER OTTAWA SWIMMING POOL and TURKISH BATHS Water is Crystal-Clear and Cool, Constantly Filtered and Sterilized ATTRACTIVE PRICES OFFERED For Parties and for Books of Tickets 4135?

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UX GLEBANAGHQ- QHDALERE FLAMMAM gjfcomloel XL Crljfafud Qintilecl WHOLESALE GROCERS 43-47 CLARENCE S'l'REE'I', O'l I'.AXX .A Telephones: RIDEAU 2 and 3 and 4 ' BRoDER's ELECTRICAL SERVICE IV e Specialize in Servicing and Iiliifllllllg ELECTRIC MOTORS, RANGES. HEATERS, BLOXVERS and XVIRING Compliments of VALLEY COAOPERATIVE CREAMERIES MILK-CREAM-BUTTER VVe Will Sell Only the Best Quality of Domestic and Imported Food Products 64 CAAIERON AvE. cA1u,1xo 4574 3 1 9 SPARKS S'l'RICE'I' OTTAXVA THE FIGHT One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men began to fight: One blind man to see fair play One dumb man to shout, hurray! A paralysed donkey came Walking by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Kicked them all through a twelve-foot Wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all! 'Ik ,X 'Xl Mr. Irwin:- Describe the mechanism of a steam shovel. Bob Simpson:- But you can't carry steam on a shovellw SF HI? SF Bob Cto Muriel at a dancej :- Darling, your eyes are intoxicating! Muriel:- It must be the eye balls! 'LI fear that young man I gave a job to last week is dishonestf, HOII, you shouldnlt judge by appearances. I'm not, I'm judging by disappearancesf, 'IF PX: HI? Teacher:- johnny, what is a cannibal? johnny: - I don't know, sir. Teacher:-I'Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be? Johnny:- An orphan? HIII PII: ,Ik He:- I've been trying to think of a word for two weeks. She:- How about fortnight? :III 'II' 'IS Reg. Godding:-Laugh, and the class laughs with you. Mr. Ralph:-But you stay after school alone. CANADA PACKERS LIMITED Maple Leaf Brand HA M S BACON L A R D ANefw DOVER SERVICE You can now buy the smartest College Togs on our Convenient Budget System DOVERS' LIMITED Cor. BANK and QUEEN STREETS Telephone QUEEN 6010 4137?