Glebe Collegiate Institute - Lux Glebana Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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UX GLEBANACY9- WW! X x if, fig t.mesv1-e.M cet , ewgggttcct t 2 Lg-'yi Remarkable halo of Reynolds and Boolh at football flpvactise on the back campus. as ss as Mr. Thoms:- What is the most common impediment in the speech of a high school student? jane Irwin: - Chewing-gum! Sk Sl: Ill: THE DIRECTION FINDER Golfer Cfar off in the roughj :- Say, caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch? Caddy:- It,s no watch, sir, it's a compass. Sk IK' 36 Teacher:- A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer. Stew. Flay:- No wonder I failed in my exam? SF :IF ilk Sambo: - If yo, had five dollars in yo, pocket, what would yo' do? Rastus:- Ah'd think that Ah had someone else's pants on. 'lli Ill: SF He:-HY ou haven't spoken a word in twenty minutes. She:- I haVen't anything to say. He:- Don't you talk unless you have some- thing to talk about? She:-f'No5 that's sillyf, He:- Good Will you be my wife?,' SF Ill' 'li THE PASSWORD I-lalt! Who goes there?,' Friend -- with bottle. Pass, friend. Halt bottle. Ill: ll? Pl? Salesman:- These shirts just laugh at laun- drys. Anderson:- Y es, I know. I had some come back with their sides split. QQPALERE FLAMMAM QBl!MllP Jlm'Sluq Fraser slfrilles El familiar pose for the Lux camevaman. ik ilk 'lk Tom Daley:- Say Ben, does your Dad keep anything to relieve pain? Ben Stirling:- I don't know. Where is the pain? Tom:- lt hasn't come yet, but father is just reading my report. Pl? if if American Cto Old Country Manj :- It rain- ed so heavily in New York once, that we had to go about in boats. Englishman:- That's nothing. Once my farm was flooded and I had to go down in a diving suit to milk my cows. Sli Ili Pl? Ship's cook Cto Tom Daleyj:- Have you ever been on a ship before? Tom:- I was a gunner on a warship. Cook:- Fine, get busy shelling peas. ik if if Cafeteria diner: - What's good to eat to-day, Bob? Bob:- S.O.S. C.D.:- S.O.S.? Bob:- Sure, Same Old Soup. ill' SKK Pl: There once was a pious young priest, Who lived almost wholly on yeast, For , he said, it is plain We must all rise again, . And I want to get started at least. it :KH Sk SF fl? if Teacher:- What keeps the moon from fall- Slug. Fraser Cin barber shopj :- Part my hair ing? Voice:-'Alt must be the beams! in the middle, please. Barber:- Shall I split the odd one? 'll3Il

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UX GLEBANACXQQ- ' I ' IContinuedfyom Page 93 quarters of an inch off theuleft, and a little off the bottom. By doing this, we concentrate the interest on one dominant theme. Second- Anemone, His Excellency , by Ted McDonald. Again we are inclined to favour simplicity and unity of effect, in making our choice. How- ever, the book is badly placed and it is also too dark in tone and detracts from the Howers which are the main interest. Another lighter book placed to the left of vase would perhaps give a more balanced composition. The print submitted is of a very line technical quality. We heartily thank Mr. Bruce for the interest he has taken in us and our Work and We wish him every success in the years that lie ahead for the Glebe Collegiate Camera Club. Compliments of S. I. STEVENSON Phm. B. I ESTABLISHED 1899 Waverley Pharmacy 3 59 ELGIN STREET COR. WVAVERLEY Phones: Q- 1694-1695 '4975 D. KEMP EDWARDS mf5,PALERE FLAMMAM HERE is no gift in such good taste as a Box of Himfs Delicious Candy! FOR THIRTY YEARS THE SPECIAL FAVORITE OF FASTIDIOUS CANDY BUYERS 9 KIND' 101 BANK STREET 14 RIDEAU STREET -,fs-'at-1 U--'A?i'5jm 1. QEIHLFR ' .A - all uni-. xxl X il U-V ' T ' 'K ri'+ e -ORM! a ' ' 4 7. I . .-.1 Travel in Comfort and Safety New DeLuxe Coaches RECLINING CHAIRS PILLOW SERVICE OTTAWA LIMITED to ONE WAY RETURN Montreal ,........ ..... S 2.75 54.00 B U I L D Toronto ....... ..... 6 .50 8.85 MATERIALS Detroit ...........cc.Vccc..,. 11.40 13.85 Los Angeles ............. 43.90 77.35 . Chartered Coaches for 2 5 BAYSNVATER AVE. SHER. 4064-5-6 All Ommom CTTAWA MODERATE RATES 30 VICTORIA STREET RIDEAU 183 EASTVIEW COLONIAL COACH LINES TVhe1z you think of LUMBER LIMITED think of EDWARDS 265 ALBERT STREET QUEEN 5161 4130?

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UX GLEBANACH5- QEPALERE FLAMMAM rf,,:,i E , MUSICAL E '21 VE- EDUCATION My BAND 8: ORCHESTRAL. INSTRUMENTS 51.9 FOR THE STUDENT 1. .... WRITE Fon LITERATURE ..., ' I l THE J. M. GREENE MUSIC CO. Ih- MIL 57 QUEEN ST. E. TORONTO. ONT. EASY TERMS QSCHOOL BAND ORGANIZERSJ FREE TRIAL Slug. Fraser: - Well,I Hnally passed French. B. Butterworth: - Honestly? Slug:- Aw, don't be so curious. jean Tulley:- Gee, but you have an awful lot of rotten jokes heref' Van. Roche:- Oh, I don't know. I put a lot of them in the Ere and it simply roared. Father:-HY ou donlt know what side your bread is buttered onf' Son:- Why should I worry. I eat both sides. Ebbie Dowd Cto clerk in storej:- Do you keep all sorts of ties here? Clerk: - Certainly, sir. Ebbie Ctriumphantlyj:- Then bring me a pigstyf' Clerk:- Yes, sir. What size do you wear? 'IF SF IDF SF lk PK: Ben:- Would you lend me a piece of soap, as ww we lady? Lady:- Why, you look as though you hadn't washed for yearslv Ben:- I know, lady. But Len has the hic- coughs and I want to scare him. For five long years I kemzed Iohiz Peel IV ith Campbell, Poitras, Thoms and Keill. 1 'walked The Road to Mandalay Witla Irfwiiz, Bullock and Diibe. The point is this, though had the rhyme, Drop iii for gas and oil, sometime. BILL CORBY Service Station RICHMOND ROAD and CARLING AVENUE BRITANNIA HEIGHTS SHERXVOOD 5 I ATTENDER, NOT STUDENT, GLEBE LOI LEGIATE, 1924-Z9 4132?