Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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Page 40 THE SCOTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA A---'-A:b4:-- ----- ------- - ----11-11-----1- vv----- -1- vvvvv -- --------v- ---- v vvvvvvao R. C. A. - Victor RADIOS o R. C. A. Tubes Try the New MAGIC-WAVE AERIAL Markle Tr'ansfer Co. GLASGOW, MONTANA 1 Dealers in - l. H. C. Trucks - Tractors - Machinery - Radios Refrigerators - Batteries - Salt - Coal - Wood Feeds - Hay - Paint - Oils' - Gasoline - Tires Carbide - Wire Cable - Heavy Hardware Oxygen-Acetylene-Welding Rod, Etc. ---:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::po4:::::: - -- ------- --------- - --A1 ---- ---- :bc - Oldest Bank in Northeastern Montana ' 5 f. new . The First National Bank of Glasgow On Front Street Since 1891 ::::poo4::::::::::po4::::: --Ac: SNOOPS BY SCOOP Junior High Column Edited by Scoop Yoder Mary Jo: Daddy dear, if l cook a meal like this for you every day, what will l get? Mr. Hurly: You'll probably get my life insurance. Miss Foss: l-low can you keep a fish from smelling? Donna Mae: By cutting off its nose. Miss Anderson: You girls should all have good pos- ture. A boy admires a girl with a graceful walk. Lillian W.: Yeah, so they won't have to buy gas for their dad's car. ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN Dear Scoop: What should l do with a boy who is too bashful to kiss me goodnight? 1 L. Jensen. Dear Lillian: Do you mean to tell me there's such a boy around? 1 Scoop. Ik an is Dear Scoop: l've decided on taking up farmestry. Could you tell me the best way to raise strawberries? 1 R. Frisch. Dear Robert: l would say wtith a spoon.1 Scoop. at an as Dear Scoop: What do other girls do evenings? l never have anything to do. 1L. Holderman. ,Dear Lois: Most nice girls are studying their lessons, and that doesn't mean astronomy. 1Scoop. COUGH MEDICINE An Indian in the northern part of Michigan had re- turned to the drug store first one time, then a second, and then a third time, to purchase a half dozen bottles of cough syrup. After entering the drug store for the third time, he came over to the druggist and said to him, Me want-am half dozen of coughum syrup. The drug- gist filled the prescription, then said to the lndian, ls someone sick at your place? The lndian didn't say any- thing for ta minute and then answered, No sick. The druggist's curiosity got the best of him, and he said, Then what on earth is all this cough syrup for? The Indian smacked his lips and said, Mmmm1me likeum on pancakes. 4: as al The excited patient ran into the doctor's office. He was more frightened than hurt. Doctorl Doctorln he cried, I was standing on the street corner when a man put his car in reverse and hit me square in the seat of the pants. The doctor ordered an examination. Tech, tech, tech, the doctor teched, this is serious. ls it that bad, doctor? 'Tm afraid so, the man that hit you is still using 1938 license plates. V What has happened between Alpha and Leland? Some say a fnew love bloomed, but we have it from a reliable source that they just think Enough is enough. According to Mr. Straugh, Many students are like coffee 1 98 per cent of the active ingredients has been removed from the bean.

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MEET THE STAFF Page 39 Top: Part of Scotty editorial board. Standing. left to right: Donna Flertsch, G. Vallandigham. K. Newton, S. Friedl, K. Gallagher. Seated around table. left to right: M. Hlad, L. McC1eery. M. Dross, F. A. Shambaugh, C. Brant, P. Pease. Center left: Some of the sales staff. Center right: Photographers. Bottom: An ensemble of Scotty staff. Photographers Take a Shot at Picnicing Do you like picnics, too? Well, if you don't, the Cam- era Club surely does, and boy, it was some picnic! Fried potatoes, all kinds of sandwiches, pickles, cheese, cookies, apples and coffee fwith cream tool. Boy, doesn't that mal-re your mouth water? The day for afternoonj was spent at Squaw Crossing along the Milk River, or should I say in the mud? The group made a fire with one match fmust be Boy Scouts, and coffee and potatoes were put on to cook. After lunch, pictures were taken of snowball fights, high dives from the other bank into the snow, tree climbing, odd shots. sciences, and the group at lunch, which all came out fairly good. When time came to leave, everyone was quite wet or cold, so they never waited to get home or back to town. The car was stopped at the school to unload some things, so it was decided to stay there and play basketball in the old gym. Two teams were chosen and a game was played that lasted about an hour ard a half. The score did not run up very high on one side, so l guess the best team won. Yes, if any other club or organization wants ideas on how to spend the time at a picnic. l advise them to see the Camera Club. They know. -Walter Larsen, '39.

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THE SCOTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA Page 4l CLASSROOM SHOTS rf. Top: Latin I, Miss Foley. Second row, left, Junior High shop. Mr. Riikolag right, Shorthand I. Miss Schumacher. Third row, left. American History. Miss Casadyg right. grade school library group, Miss Johnson. Bottom: Junior High Litera- ture, Miss Atkins.