Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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Page l 4 THE SCOTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA The Kiltie Kolum o the junior High WITH ONE POEM BORROWED FROM SENIOR HIGH AIN'T IT FINE TO-DAY? By Patricia Jeanne Campbell What's the use of always weepin,' Makin' trouble last? What's the use of always keepin' Thinkin' of the past? Each must have his tribulation, Water with his wine. Life, it ain't no celebration. Trouble? l've had mine- But to-day is fine. Sure, this world is full of trouble- I ain't said it ain't. Lord! l've had enough, an' double, Reason for complaint. Rain an' storm have come to fret me, Skies were often grey: Thorns an' brambles have beset me On the road-but, say, Ain't it fine to-dayl lt's to-day that I am livin,' Not a month ago, I'Iavin,' losin,' takin,' givin,' As time wills it so. Yesterday a cloud of sorrow Fell across the way: It may rain again tomorrow, It may rain-but, say Ain't it fine to-dayl Miss Harrington: lf we breathe in oxygen by day, what do we breathe in at night? Harold Magruder: Nitrogen. Father: lf you had more spunk you'd get better grades. Do you know what spunk is? Bobby Hallett: Yes, sir. lt's the past participle of spank. Father: Remember, dear, when you go out in the world you must keep a stiff upper lip. Lillian Wedum: Yes, but what's going to keep the lower one from sagging? Junior High's Perfect Girl I-lair, Fay Ness: eyes, Donna Mae: smile, Sarah I-Iayes: dancing, Lois I-Iolderman: hands, Gladys Thomas. Junior High's Perfect Boy Hair, Johnny Knight: eyes, Glenn Lockwood: smile, Bobby I-Iallett: dancing, Junior Rasmussen, hands, Har- old Magruder. Donna Mae: l'd sure like to join the Mounted Police. Patsy F-: Why? Donna Mae: They always get their man. Junior High Names Get Into Print A few old stogies began to Russel their bones and to Hurly around because of a bomb most apparently coming from Marsland. The Ness time there is something hap- pening like that I'm Mccleery-ing out of here. I wonder Watts the matter with this world? . , . There is one girl as cute as a Dahl with the initials F. N.: don't you think so? . . . Lois surely does Holderman, doesn't she? . . . We wonder why I-Iarold Magruder is going around in such a Hayes? . . - A Hanson boy was eating Graham crackers and was going to Comb Cs? his hair when along came a spider and he faintedl Watson your mind, you longleg- ged bug? . . , A boy had an aching tooth so he Fasset on a doorknob and gave a jerk. It happened so fast he ran up a Hil-den he went to a dentist , . . To get away from this crazy place, let's go and play in the Hayes tack. Aunt Doleful's Visit Well, how are you, Cornelia? I heard you were sick, so I thought I would come and cheer you up a bit. My friends often say l'm a blessing in disguise, what with my flow of conversation and my sympathy. Well, Corneila, so you finally took to your sick bed. It's about time, what with the baby and your boys up to no good. But I calculate it won't be much longer you'll be with us. Ehl You say you're feeling fine and will be up and around soon? Well, you know Hallie Peters died just after l visited her and she was feeling quite spry, too. Never can tell when your time has come' Now, just take life easy, and don't worry about Billy falling down the well like he did half an hour ago- pretty near drowned himself, too. What, you say you left ,lim in charge of him? Oh, ,lim went fishing with ,loe Potter right after dinner. And Tommy fell off the garage roof. Goodness, don't look so. I guess Providence will take care of them. You thought Bridget was watching him? Well, no, she isn't. Last I saw of her she was going on a spree with the hired man. My, I wouldn't trust him if I was down to my last friend. Old Mr, Peters shot his dog last week. Yes, he was quite fond of him, but you don't mix sentiment with a dog who lost in a fight with a skunk. By the way, did you know Mrs. Willis's baby died? Yep, had a tumor. Well the good die young so they say. l low's Ted? Oh! I-le's all right 'cept for some funny red freckles on his skin. My, Cornelia, don't carry on so. Of course it isn't measles- Proof? Well, now, I think it's ---- Corneila ,lane Mason, get right back into bed. Do you want to kill yourself off? Do get back into bed. Oh, Doctorl Come quick, Cornelia's gone crazy. There, now, as I was saying, I think those red marks on Ted are from mosquito bites. Doctor! Doctor! Come back, Cornelia's fainted. Must be the heat. - Mary ,lo Hurly.

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Page I6 THE SCOTTY,GLASGOW,MONTANA Vocational Ed ls Growing To learn by doing is a growing demand in high school education. The reviews of Glasgow's vocational departments in the following columns show that our school is meetiing the challenge of this new trend most thoroughly and effectively. PART-TIME HAS HIT A NEW HIGH The part-time course in Glasgow High School has hit a new high this year under the sponsorship of Mack Monaco. Twenty-nine jobs have been secured, more than in any other year since part-time work was adopted. The most important phase of the part-time program is offering the student opportunities to get real experi- ence, Mr. Monaco believes. High school boys and girls spend three 'hours a day five days a week in some store, shop or office, receiving school credit for their experi- ence and training. The employers obligate themselves to give fundamental training in the vocation, to make peri- odical reports concerning the students' progress and not to use the students to replace regular employees. Those in the Class The following is a list of senior part-time students and the co-operating business and professional firms: Barbara Anderson, Farmers-Stockgrowers Bank. Hazel Bakken, Hall Drug. Clara Barstad, Nor-Mont Dairies. Dorothy Bretzke, Tork's Drug. Warren Chouinard, City Market. Leona Covey, Fair Store. Viola Finney, Buttrey's Grocery. john Forsythe, Bootery Shoe Store. Homer Gorder, Coca-Cola Bottling Works. Thelma Hopstad, Sinclair Produce Company. Clarence Johnson, Buttrey's Men's Clothing. Jeannette Hovland, Perry Motors. Leslie Jones, County Surveyor's Assistant. Ruth Leedham, C. Penney. Galen Maas, Magruder Motor Company. Leslie Mann, Valley Auto Supply. Russell Mattfeldt, Hudson-Terraplane. Edward McGlochlin, Gamble Store. Helen Mill, Clerk and Recorder's Office. Kenneth Miller, Midwest Lumber Company. Helen Mitchell, Chamber of Commerce. Elaine Newton, Buttrey's Ready-to-Wear. Emma Olinger, Glasgow Times. Bennie Sather, West Side Cash and Carry. Jane Sawyer, Buttrey's Dry Goods. Ellsworth Svingen, Model Grocery. James Thill, Peck's Standard Service. COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT STEPS IN LINE Glasgow High's Commercial Department this year 'has had several new machines added to its equip- ment. Eight new Underwoods and five I... C. Smith type- writers, a new Allen-Wales adding machine, a mimeo- scope and new filing equipment have made a fine im- provement to the equipment already possessed by this department. The second year Stenography students have been learning to use these machines as well as carrying on their regular classwork. Something else that is new to the stu- dents this year is t'he use of colors on the mimeograph ::::::::::::::::::::1:::::::: .... --:::: Visit the Inexpensive Christmas Gift Department 1 of the 1 Glasgow Furniture 6' Trading Co TABLE LAMPS - FLOOR LAMPS BRASSWARE - PICTURES A large selection of Christmas gifts! IOHNNIE CAFE FRONT STREET Open 24 Hours WE SERVE ROYAL CORONA COFFEE BETTER FOOD -- BETTER SERVICE REASONABLE PRICES VISIT OUR PLANT! We Offer a Complete Cleaning Service BUTTONS MADE TO ORDER Glasgow Cleaners L. B. GREGORY - G. L. BOYD Rundle Building Northeast Montana's Most Modern Cleaning Plant PHONE 100